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DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.27 23:26:00 - [121]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!

meh, even i'm not falling for this troll

Sparticus VI
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2008.05.27 23:51:00 - [122]
 

I FIT MY RAVEN LIKE THIS, IT WORK GOOD FOR LV4

HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I

MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER

LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I

DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES

UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I

Envey Sengir
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.28 00:55:00 - [123]
 

lol awesome

Sloppy Podfarts
Posted - 2008.05.28 01:44:00 - [124]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
shes good!


she suuuure is

Cambarus
Malicious Destruction
War Against the Manifest
Posted - 2008.05.28 04:50:00 - [125]
 

Originally by: the member
Originally by: Zaphod Jones
Originally by: the member
Originally by: Pans Exual
Originally by: Blane Xero

Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?


Have your stuff, can I screw your wife?


can i wife your screw?


wife I screw your can ?


screw i wife can your?

Joke this old getting is?

Kweel Nakashyn
shadow and cloaking
Yggdrasill.
Posted - 2008.05.28 06:22:00 - [126]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!

lot of lulz

Vanessa Vale
Posted - 2008.05.28 07:02:00 - [127]
 

I'd really really would love to subscribe to your newsletter and career advice column.

White Ronin
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2008.05.28 09:16:00 - [128]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!

Ok, this is the best quote I have ever read.
Thank you.
It is now my sig.

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.28 13:03:00 - [129]
 

Originally by: DrHolliday

EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?

At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)


Yeah? Eh, no!

When you type without using your brain

examples :

-Obvious troll obvious
-massive fail
-thread fail
-epic fail

then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.

I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?

Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last.


Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2008.05.28 13:06:00 - [130]
 

Laughs best, by the way. Unfinished sayings irk me.

Okay, let me get this straight. You deliberately flew to a low-sec gate, IGNORED the concord warning that you're gonna get the living **** beaten out of you, don't check the starmap for kills in last 24/1h, pilot reports from last 30 minutes, and you still jump through?

I'm sorry if your 'lawer' wife laughs at you for even bringing this up.

Dark Voynix
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2008.05.28 13:11:00 - [131]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong

CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on? Mad

I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.


1) you are a troll or realy an idiot ( choose by yourself what to be)
2) the first time you agress someone it popups a message that advice you the conseguences. if you dont read and even flag to not apear again its your fault
3) Out of curiosity .. what do you think the "sec status" was there for ? just for fun?
4) go back in low sec and run missions.. slowly your sec status will raise again.

Lazal Nahn
Amarr
Nebula Rasa Vanguard
Nebula Rasa
Posted - 2008.05.28 13:18:00 - [132]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong


Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last.




Ah the American law system never ceases to amuse me.
But please do us all a favour and keep us up to date about the lawsuit regarding your discrimination under international law.Laughing

PS:If you really are a troll you are doing well so far!

the member
Minmatar
Republic University
Posted - 2008.05.28 13:41:00 - [133]
 

Originally by: Cambarus
Joke this old getting is?

no, it not it do if like not do read you...

Empyre
Chaotic Balance
Posted - 2008.05.28 15:15:00 - [134]
 

eve may be a cruel world but, really good troll attempt or otherwise, the forums are a far more cruel world.


Chinger
Caldari
Domini Umbrus
DEFI4NT
Posted - 2008.05.28 16:16:00 - [135]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday

EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?

At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)


Yeah? Eh, no!

When you type without using your brain

examples :

-Obvious troll obvious
-massive fail
-thread fail
-epic fail

then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.

I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?

Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last.




Yes, because assuming that those people are all losers who sit in their parents basements is such a nice way of thinking. Also, although it is very nice that you got a bronze medal, a raise and all that, but honestly, I think you might be taking things abit seriously. Remember guys, we are playing a GAME about INTERNET SPACESHIPS. (Plus would you really want to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars just to shut down a game company just to spite the dozen or so people here, oh yes lets ignore the thousands of people who havent done a thing to you, just ignore them)

Ohkutnee
Posted - 2008.05.28 16:20:00 - [136]
 

Originally by: Dark Voynix
1) you are a troll and hence you are an idiot


There. Fixed that for ya Wink


Don J
Doom Guard
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2008.05.28 17:54:00 - [137]
 

Originally by: FooB2
OBVIOUS

TROLL

IS

OBVIOUS

FOR

GODS

SAKE


I'm still hopeful tbh.

We have someone like this in corp for entertainment purposes & it's JUST possible there could be another out there Very Happy


DrHolliday
Aristotle Enterprises
Posted - 2008.05.28 18:57:00 - [138]
 

Edited by: DrHolliday on 28/05/2008 18:59:02
Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday

EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?

At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)


Yeah? Eh, no!

When you type without using your brain

examples :

-Obvious troll obvious
-massive fail
-thread fail
-epic fail

then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.

I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?

Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last.
I'm an EXCEEDINGLY mature guy and REALLY nice in real life and ALL of that. Not just some of that, but ALL of it. Thank you for recognising my inner nice-guy. You're just confusing the use of Internet memes with having a low IQ, and it's making you look like the real idiot here.

Re-read your posts in this thread. You look like an idiot with all this acting like a child, throwing his rattle out of the pram because the other kids are being mean, and thinking you're some prodigal smartypants come to lecture us on the wickedness of our ways. No one gives a damn about your medals or how much you earn, no one gives a damn about my medals or how much I earn, or any other person's accolades outside of the game. This is the Internet. We're all fracking idiots until proven otherwise, so start making sense 'cause you're coming dead last in the race here buddy.

Also, you can't buy shares in CCP and cancel our accounts with them. You don't understand how that works. Double also, you can't sue some of the posters in this thread for discrimination. You didn't need to ask your imaginary wife that. Here's why: link. We know the rules, now so do you.

-Dr.

Neth'Rae
Gallente
State Protectorate
Posted - 2008.05.28 19:03:00 - [139]
 

Edited by: Neth''Rae on 28/05/2008 19:05:51
Originally by: Blane Xero
Screw your stuff, can i have your wife?


Don't you mean, "screw" the wife and have the stuff? :P

Kweel Nakashyn
shadow and cloaking
Yggdrasill.
Posted - 2008.05.28 19:12:00 - [140]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday

EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?

At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)


Yeah? Eh, no!

When you type without using your brain

examples :

-Obvious troll obvious
-massive fail
-thread fail
-epic fail

then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.

I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?

Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last.



These are a few of memes the community uses since their birth. Some use them blindly...
Since there's no RL implications I don't think it's a good idea to waste your money like this imho.

You know, it's not the first case of "What did you wrote on the web ? I'll sue you".

Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2008.05.28 19:29:00 - [141]
 

Bravo! Bravo! Well done thisiswrong!

First good laugh I've gotten in the forums today - thanks!

Qanael Radlari
Caldari
Morior Invictus.
Velocitas Eradico
Posted - 2008.05.28 19:35:00 - [142]
 

Edited by: Qanael Radlari on 28/05/2008 19:36:55
-1/0 for effort.
10/10 for laughs.

Also, obvious troll is obvious, fail troll, fail thread, massive fail, epic fail, gb2WoW, Hello Kitty Online is ---> THAT way, etc.


Edit: Am I going to get sued now? Shocked Laughing

Da'iel Zehn
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.05.28 19:47:00 - [143]
 

Originally by: Pithecanthropus
This
and this
oh... and this too.



LOL

I especially like the punch to the face one.

Exodus Alpha
EVE University
Ivy League
Posted - 2008.05.28 19:52:00 - [144]
 

How the hell did the obvious Obvious Troll get 5 pages of replies?

Crap, what did I just do...
Laughing

masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2008.05.28 20:18:00 - [145]
 

Originally by: Julian Lynq
Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!


i fear you must attune your wife to industry standards. :(

ROFL
THIS IS HILARIOUS
YOUR GONNA SUE CCP CUZ YOU MESSED UP UR SECURITY STATUS?
i see a very big epic fail in court........

Havok Dryke
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.28 20:31:00 - [146]
 

This thread delivers!
Good to see some decent trolling, people are getting sloppy nowadays. Yes, I bumped the thread, because it's been amusing me for days now Cool

Originally by: thisiswrong

*snip*
Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.



Nope, it's still legal to discriminate against people based on intelligence.

Fixed your quote for you.

NightmareX
Nomads
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2008.05.28 20:53:00 - [147]
 

Originally by: Zalathar
- 3 webs??? WTF?? With the stacking penalty (you might want to read about that in THE OFFICIAL PROVIDED DOCUMENTATION) you end up getting practically nothing from the last 2.


Wow, amazing. So the documantation also says you have stacking penalty on guns to?LaughingLaughingLaughing

LOL not sure what you are on, but Webbers have never had any stacking penaltys.

Archon T'orn
Posted - 2008.05.28 21:04:00 - [148]
 

FFS

It's that one guy who got banned for trolling. He states things that are obviously wrong and illicit your responses... just wish I could think of his name.

You're all idiots for listening or even replying to him. And I'm a bigger idiot for letting you know how dumb you are, but meh.

Belmarduk
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2008.05.28 21:26:00 - [149]
 

Originally by: Grarr Dexx
Laughs best, by the way. Unfinished sayings irk me.

Okay, let me get this straight. You deliberately flew to a low-sec gate, IGNORED the concord warning that you're gonna get the living **** beaten out of you, don't check the starmap for kills in last 24/1h, pilot reports from last 30 minutes, and you still jump through?

I'm sorry if your 'lawer' wife laughs at you for even bringing this up.

Oh wow Mr Dexx and me are have the SAME opinion for once :)
*Highfive Mr Dexx* :)

Demarcus
Killjoy.
Posted - 2008.05.28 21:32:00 - [150]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: DrHolliday

EVE's playerbase IS mature. Just because we flame the ever-loving **** out of people for failing hard does not make us immature. The spread of memes into the internet mainstream does, but those are just plain fun, no?

At anyrate, please continue. I wish to wake up to much lulz tomorrow (omfg I did it didn't I I used 'lulz' **** I'm immature rite? rite?)


Yeah? Eh, no!

When you type without using your brain

examples :

-Obvious troll obvious
-massive fail
-thread fail
-epic fail

then its a sign the poster is not mature because to post something like that doesnt require more than an iq of that of a monkey.

I'm sure you are a mature guy and really nice in RL and all of that, but the posters I'm talking baout is complete r-tards who sit in their parents basement being losers without a job or a career. I just got a raise today how bout that huh? When I was young got a bronze medal at the nationals in hurdling how bout that huh? I could probably buy shares in CCP and cancel all your accounts how bout that huh?

Dont worry though, I have asked my wife to examine the possibilites of suing some of the posters in this thread for discrimination.

He who laughs last.




If it makes you feel better I am LOLing you from the 200sq ft office I got when I was promoted to IT Admin.

You fail simply because even the average 12 year old acts more mature when ranting, and your wife fails for having married you. And fyi, how is calling you a f*cking idiot discrimination? I am pretty sure that is just stating the obvious. Heck I could even legally put that a reason for refusing to hire you or for firing you.



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