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Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2008.05.31 15:19:00 - [301]
 

Originally by: Grarr Dexx
Laughs best, by the way. Unfinished sayings irk me.

Okay, let me get this straight. You deliberately flew to a low-sec gate, IGNORED the concord warning that you're gonna get the living **** beaten out of you, don't check the starmap for kills in last 24/1h, pilot reports from last 30 minutes, and you still jump through?

I'm sorry if your 'lawer' wife laughs at you for even bringing this up.


I said laugh at you, not kick you out of the house! This is comedy gold Laughing

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2008.05.31 15:23:00 - [302]
 

Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 31/05/2008 16:48:28
Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 31/05/2008 15:22:55
Someone failed to do the tutorials. CCP warned you of the consequences. Now find some rats and starting grinding sec status. Those are the mechanics.

Get intouch with IAC or CVA diplomats for standings to rat in their Sov. Make sure you refrain from piratting in their territory for you will end up in a pod, not able to dock, and be banished to low sec in your pod.

Slade

EDIT: Face Palm for not taking time to read thread 1st. Well I at least posted in an EPIC thread with many, many, many, laughs Shocked

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.05.31 15:32:00 - [303]
 

LOL 11 pages ^_^ pure win

Jack Rowanburn
V I R I I
Cult of War
Posted - 2008.05.31 20:28:00 - [304]
 

Originally by: Face Palmer

Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen.

I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies.

Did I mention my peen?



roflmao (seriously, i cant see the screen for the tears)

Kendarr
Minmatar
Red Dawn Mercenaries
Posted - 2008.05.31 21:17:00 - [305]
 

tell me something. if you break the law in the real world what happens?

YOU ARE PUNISHED!

you break the law in eve. what happens?

YOU ARE PUNISHED!

You Deserve it. Leave us carebears alone!!!!!

Nightsheir
Posted - 2008.06.01 10:45:00 - [306]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.


He is right , guys straighten up yourself . No more having fun with rolling in hummer's with style. Its just an everyday thing now.

Or.. You dont have a hummer yet?

Felysta Sandorn
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2008.06.01 11:31:00 - [307]
 

I just read this thread from start to finish, and would read it again! Comedy genius...

Sometime soon I'm gonna have to make an alt and pretend to do something stupid for the entertainment of the masses! Laughing

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.06.01 12:19:00 - [308]
 

man up :P

Elysarian
Minmatar
Elysarian Corp
Posted - 2008.06.01 16:14:00 - [309]
 

Just read this thread from beginning to end...

Hilarious (if the OP's posts are true)

to summarize what seems to have happened:

OP kills a bunch of people and can no longer go into Hi-Sec - threatens to sue CCP because he failed at "manual reading 101".

OP is flamed for above fail.

OP then threatens other posters with litigation from his "high powered lawyer" "wife".

OP is then flamed for several pages.

OP is thrown out of his house by his wife for reasons that are unclear but could relate to bull*hitting about her etc and posts an apology (therefore also failing epically at relationships).

my question here is: where does any of this make him more mature and sucessful than (for example) me?


Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:48:00 - [310]
 

Originally by: Elysarian
my question here is: where does any of this make him more mature and sucessful than (for example) me?

gullibility?

Ezri Filth
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:03:00 - [311]
 

Edited by: Ezri Filth on 01/06/2008 19:19:41
Originally by: thisiswrong

CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on? Mad

I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.


/wins forums.

I love you. ugh

Originally by: "Little baby"

Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?



No, but the universe deserves admiration.

Because even ******s get wifes and hummers somehow.

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:38:00 - [312]
 

lol


i dont think he could say anymore

he flamed so bad that he cant even be reconised from his first post to his last post


i never though i see the day where someome can be destroyed souly on the forums with out firing a shot in space



Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.06.01 22:43:00 - [313]
 

Originally by: Armoured C
i never thought i'd see the day where someone can be destroyed solely on the forums without firing a shot in space

hmm. you new here?

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.06.01 22:56:00 - [314]
 

no =(

i just never seen such a flaming since well since the carrier incodent

Matthew Cooper
Fourth Circle
Posted - 2008.06.01 23:06:00 - [315]
 

This is the thread that doesn't end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started posting to it, not knowing what it was.
And they'll continue posting to it forever just because...

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.06.01 23:09:00 - [316]
 

nice Laughing

is he even hear anymore or did his lawyer tell him he has no case Cool

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.06.02 00:52:00 - [317]
 

Originally by: Armoured C
nice Laughing

is he even hear anymore or did his lawyer tell him he has no case Cool


It seems his lawyer is forcing him to live out of his case.

shoresy
StarHunt
Fallout Project
Posted - 2008.06.02 08:46:00 - [318]
 

Please stop it my sides hurt from laughing way to go OP

Shoresy

Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente
Shadow Templars
Posted - 2008.06.02 09:45:00 - [319]
 

Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 02/06/2008 09:45:32
Congratulations OP!

Your OP is really Epic trolling full of epic fun!

This thread have given me one hour of epic entertainment! So keep up the good work of creating threads of epic failure!

Sincerely yours,
Niccolado


thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.06.02 10:06:00 - [320]
 

Then thats taken care of, back in the house its all good.

Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month. Too bad all you lamers will be sitting in your basements being pale due to lack of sunlight when me and the wife travel first class drinking champagne on one of the largest cruise ships in the world. Before I quit Im going to reply to some posts that annoyed me in this thread

Quote:
my Kendar

tell me something. if you break the law in the real world what happens?

YOU ARE PUNISHED!

you break the law in eve. what happens?

YOU ARE PUNISHED!


Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?


Quote:
by elys something


my question here is: where does any of this make him more mature and sucessful than (for example) me?


Yes. I seriously doubt you are in any way more sucessful than me.

Quote:
by Ezri Filth

I love you



thanks but Im already married. And my wife is probably better looking than you.





Adonis 4174
Posted - 2008.06.02 10:07:00 - [321]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?

Exactly. You are paying to be punished. Is your wife aware of this?

Hanneshannes
Posted - 2008.06.02 10:24:00 - [322]
 

Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: thisiswrong
Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?

Exactly. You are paying to be punished. Is your wife aware of this?
Laughing

Vanessa Vale
Posted - 2008.06.02 10:25:00 - [323]
 

Originally by: Kendarr

you break the law in eve. what happens?

YOU ARE PUNISHED!

You Deserve it. Leave us carebears alone!!!!!


Indeed. There's nothing like blowing hulk after hulk in a fully legal and concord sanctioned war. Hurt the carebears mightily. Or suicide the 8 month noob corp guy and watch him cry because he lost his +5 implants.

Lakko
Posted - 2008.06.02 10:50:00 - [324]
 

Anyone thought yet that this may be intentional personal attack against the person begin portrayed here?

Think about it, all the little pieces sofar provided allow anyone to match one person in RL, who cares to find out. What if this just that kind of an attack trying to convince this person/persons posting here are indeed the RL person in question, making him look extremely bad, mentally unstable even...

If not, well... ugh

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.06.02 11:06:00 - [325]
 

Originally by: Lakko
Anyone thought yet that this may be intentional personal attack against the person begin portrayed here?

Think about it, all the little pieces sofar provided allow anyone to match one person in RL, who cares to find out. What if this just that kind of an attack trying to convince this person/persons posting here are indeed the RL person in question, making him look extremely bad, mentally unstable even...

If not, well... ugh



Read this 3 times. Still nothing. Maybe I need more coffee this morning.

Cambarus
Malicious Destruction
War Against the Manifest
Posted - 2008.06.02 11:07:00 - [326]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Then thats taken care of, back in the house its all good.

Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month. Too bad all you lamers will be sitting in your basements being pale due to lack of sunlight when me and the wife travel first class drinking champagne on one of the largest cruise ships in the world. Before I quit Im going to reply to some posts that annoyed me in this thread

And too bad that after your 11 page whinefest you STILL can't enter highsec Razz
Also, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: What you do outside of eve has little to no bearing on what people think of you inside of it. If polled I doubt a single one of the people who've replied to this topic would put your I.Q. above 110, though I suppose we could always start a poll like that just to see Wink

If you're really wealthy and successful then f*cking act like it, instead of trying to save face on an internet forum where the majority of the people here are still laughing at your stupidity 11 pages into the thread.


Originally by: thisiswrong

Why should I be punished when I PAY TO PLAY THIS GAME?

I take it you never played sports as a kid? Or were there arguments there like this one? "My mommy paid perfectly good money to sign me up for baseball, why should I be punished for breaking someone's nose with my baseball bat?" Paid for or not, you gotta play the game by the rules. Deal with it.


Originally by: thisiswrong

Yes. I seriously doubt you are in any way more sucessful than me.


I am Jesus. Top that Very Happy

Originally by: thisiswrong

thanks but Im already married. And my wife is probably better looking than you.


See previous comment.

Ulviirala Vauryndar
Gallente
Vauryndar Dalharil
Posted - 2008.06.02 11:12:00 - [327]
 

thisiswrong, true. post with your main YARRRR!! Laughing




RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Black Viper Nomads
Posted - 2008.06.02 11:21:00 - [328]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Comedy platinum

"Me and the wife is going to celebrate with a cruise in the caribian next month."




Shocked

I hear they have pirates there.

And better lawyers Laughing.

What a rube Laughing




Furb Killer
Gallente
Posted - 2008.06.02 11:23:00 - [329]
 

He doesnt need to worry. Since he payed for the cruise and his wife is lawyer, the pirates wont do anything to them Shocked

Kami Nodachi
Gallente
Lobstosity
Posted - 2008.06.02 11:25:00 - [330]
 

Originally by: Matthew Cooper
This is the thread that doesn't end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started posting to it, not knowing what it was.
And they'll continue posting to it forever just because...


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