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Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.30 18:06:00 - [271]
 

Edited by: iloni atoriandra on 30/05/2008 18:06:30
Also im an MD for an investment banking company IRL with ~150 employees at any given time. I dont drive a car but i do have a chauffeur driven Rolls.

As an investment banker (apart from earning a huge income) i get many questions on how to make money including some not so "above-board" methods. One of my clients was a lady named Diana who worked as a lawyer, she was smoking hot and after she spent a couple of hours "convincing" me to help since she didnt have a large amount of disposable cash to pay my extremely offsenive fee i told her how to best put her talents to use.

The best way for someone with her skills to make a large amount of money in a short amount of time with as little capital invested as possible was to find a complete and utter moron who owned a small business, marry him, have a kid and then divorce him over something completely stupid which, as he was an idiot would surely do at some point. As she was a lawyer she could easily represent herself in court or in the worst case, do some of her "convincing" with the judge/jury.

The bottom line is, thats MY condo in Mexico now YARRRR!!

Edit : OMG page 10 :D

Blind Jhon
Posted - 2008.05.30 18:58:00 - [272]
 

10th page \O/ posting in epic rolf thread

LaughingLaughing

please ccp fix my eye i pay for this account... my character is blind MadMadLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Alenia Swift
Swifty Corp
Posted - 2008.05.30 19:02:00 - [273]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong

CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on? Mad

I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.


LOL... did you happen to notice the Pop Up window they first time you went after someone???

To fix you faction You will need to go to low sec/no sec space and kill rats.

Hint: Eve takes a brain to play.

Bleeshtar
Posted - 2008.05.30 19:27:00 - [274]
 

Epic thread..

Its got it all humor, niavety, sarcasim, and outright supidity!

Awsome... keep it up!

Oh yea and obvious troll is obvious but sucessfull.

Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.30 20:01:00 - [275]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong

Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?





Jesus was homeless. Lots of people listened to what he had to say.

On the other hand, you're homeless now too, since Wifey locked you out, so I guess we don't have to respect you based on your own statements.

Laughing

Havok Dryke
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.30 21:13:00 - [276]
 

Edited by: Havok Dryke on 30/05/2008 21:13:03
This thread has reached page 10, and is hereby classified as a Threadnought.

I demand a sticky.

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.30 23:14:00 - [277]
 

It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.





I hope you sleep well at nightNeutral

Tank CEO
Caldari
Dark Cartel
Posted - 2008.05.30 23:18:00 - [278]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.





I hope you sleep well at nightNeutral


Ha, and another Ha.


Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.30 23:28:00 - [279]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.





I hope you sleep well at nightNeutral


I'll sleep well, but better if you post links of your sexeh lawyer wife in a bikini for our 'evaluation' Wink


Flaming Lemming
Caldari
Puppeteer Press
Posted - 2008.05.30 23:48:00 - [280]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.





I hope you sleep well at nightNeutral


So apparently you got locked out of the house because of the happenings on a forum of an internet spaceship game?
Pure win!

At least you have a place to stay..at the Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Jmanis Catharg
Caldari
Dusk Blade Logisitcals
Posted - 2008.05.30 23:54:00 - [281]
 

Quote:
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.


Point being nobody asked you to bring your personal life into this. Doing so is why you got flamed in the first place.

You brought this one on yourself, and I've got no shame in saying it.

Hasta Pasta
Posted - 2008.05.31 01:27:00 - [282]
 

I just must say LOL

PI Staker
Posted - 2008.05.31 03:12:00 - [283]
 

Epic Thread where Epic Win comes from Epic Fail!

Havok Dryke
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.31 04:33:00 - [284]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
It shames me to see so many people take personal joy from my suffering. First from game mechanic, and now from my personal life.





I hope you sleep well at nightNeutral

I'll be chuckling in between every snore. That's right, I can troll forums in my sleep. Cool

Anyone want to make any bets on how far this thread gets? (# of pages). I say >15.

Niko medes
Posted - 2008.05.31 07:08:00 - [285]
 

Quote:
CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on?


you fail sir
you fail so miserbly at this game..

Olavane Riftsnake
Madison Industrial Co.
Posted - 2008.05.31 08:04:00 - [286]
 

Thanks for sharing this!

Kami Nodachi
Gallente
Lobstosity
Posted - 2008.05.31 08:26:00 - [287]
 

I support this thread and all that it stands for.

Alex Under
H A V O C
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2008.05.31 08:31:00 - [288]
 

OMFG, how did I ever miss this gem of a thread. I actually read through all 10 pages just to see what other comments were posted. This thread made me laugh a ton... Laughing

Do we have the equivalent of 'Darwin' awards for EVE players? Because I'd nominate this player at the top of the list. Wink

Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2008.05.31 08:51:00 - [289]
 

one of the few threads this year that made me laugh hard.
brb, rofling

/signed for Darwin's Award

Whosyour Daddy
Lock Scramble and POP
Privateer Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.31 09:11:00 - [290]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong

CCP I cant move to high sec anymore no one told me about this just because my main podded some ppl in a belt now I cant go anywhere without concord or faction navies shooting me what the bloody hell CCP how am I supposed to get ships and modules or agents in safe space ok please someone tell me this is a joke Im virtually banned from all systems above +6 this is NOT RIGHT CCP whats going on? Mad

I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.


Firstly let me say : LaughingLaughingLaughing, you chose to do this dastardly actions, now you cry about the price??Rolling Eyes well if you get 0.0 access and rat forever your security status will come back, otherwise join a good low-sec / pirate corp and enjoy.
One final word: LaughingYARRRR!!

northwesten
Amarr
Trinity Corporate Services
Terran United Federation
Posted - 2008.05.31 09:31:00 - [291]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!


yer! umm!! trool?

Adonis 4174
Posted - 2008.05.31 10:38:00 - [292]
 

I don't know which is better, the fact that the OP wants to bring real-world qualifications into this or the fact his real-world qualifications are so mediocre. Every student who can't get a job within a year of graduating goes on to do a masters degree. Hell, my local university practically gives them away.

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.05.31 11:14:00 - [293]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
I got can flipped and lost my moa because of two damn fast condors with webbers.


For some reason, this brings up images of mud wrestling, midget luchadores.

Sir Doom
Caldari
GABY corp
Posted - 2008.05.31 11:30:00 - [294]
 

Mate!
Its youre own fault , noone didnt ask you to shoot pods!
You did know that you will lose Sec statusCrying or Very sad

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.31 11:48:00 - [295]
 

Originally by: Whosyour Daddy


well if you get 0.0 access and rat forever your security status will come back, otherwise join a good low-sec / pirate corp and enjoy.
One final word: LaughingYARRRR!!


Yeah right. You are contradicting yourself here. How can my sec status get back if it will take forever ratting? Rolling Eyes Think before you post please.

Javiir Soban
Caldari
Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted
Posted - 2008.05.31 12:16:00 - [296]
 

He didn't mean it literally...just that it would take a good deal of time as only the toughest rat in a 15 minute period counts towards improving your sec status.

Demtalin le'Mercennaire
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2008.05.31 14:23:00 - [297]
 

Origional Poster for CSM?

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.31 14:46:00 - [298]
 

Ok thats it for me. I'm going to spend the next few days in a motel and I dont think there is internet there so I wont be able to post to you anymore. at least not for some days I'm not sure.

To all that were supportive of me I would like to say thank you and to those that were abusiv eI will only say one thing : go eject from your pod in space loosers!

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.31 15:16:00 - [299]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Ok thats it for me. I'm going to spend the next few days in a motel and I dont think there is internet there so I wont be able to post to you anymore. at least not for some days I'm not sure.

To all that were supportive of me I would like to say thank you and to those that were abusiv eI will only say one thing : go eject from your pod in space loosers!


I don't think it's actually possible to eject from your pod, only self destruct. I am willing to give it a try though in exchange for pics of your sexy lawyer wife in bikini *looks at box of Kleenex*.

By the way, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for giving us what has got to be the rofl fail threadnought of the year. LaughingLaughingLaughing

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.31 15:17:00 - [300]
 

Originally by: Demtalin le'Mercennaire
Origional Poster for CSM?


Oh and this ^^^


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