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PaulAtreides
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:01:00 - [1]
 

Dear Citizens of Eve...

An outage has occurred in the last few days that is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!

The winner of the converted title of WAR PRINCESS, awarded by Playboy Enterprises: Faithless, who is renown for killing ebil pirates around the known galaxy, had in the line of duty occurred some negative security status.

All the ebil pirates who never stood a chance against her overpowering charms then jumped on the opportunity of pilling a whole bunch of bounty on her head! On the last count I see she stands currently at 10,100,000 ISK making her one of the most hated people in EVE!!

Now as I cannot call for people to remove the bounty that has so unjustly been placed on her head, I can ask the citizens of Eve to make it mean something else.

Faithless, deserves to be know as the most WANTED women in the EVE Universe (As she is such a lusciously sexy babe). If the story of Faithless strikes you as totally unjust and completely unfair, please contribute in making this Lovely Playmate feel loved and not hated. Show your love and appreciation of Faithless for her services to EVE for cleaning out all the Bad Bad people of the Universe, by adding to her bounty.

Thanks You All,

Judicator
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:03:00 - [2]
 

Faithless, I love you and all, but if you end up sporting a huge bounty, don't position yourself near me in a ship smaller than mineWink

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:15:00 - [3]
 

Back off!!! Shes mine!!!



Judicator
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:17:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Back off!!! Shes mine!!!





Like some many other things, we can share, can we not?

the animator
Caldari
Comrades in Construction
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:17:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: the animator on 01/05/2004 21:11:23
Edited by: the animator on 01/05/2004 20:22:55
Excellent :) i can add 15 mill if ya like Twisted Evil

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:22:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Judicator
Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Back off!!! Shes mine!!!





Like some many other things, we can share, can we not?



mmmmmmm.


Faithless
Caldari
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.05.01 20:41:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Originally by: Judicator
Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Back off!!! Shes mine!!!





Like some many other things, we can share, can we not?



mmmmmmm.




*carresses her own pleasurecube*

PaulAtreides
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.05.01 21:29:00 - [8]
 

Dear Citizens,

Due to your Valliant effort (1 benefactor so far), Faithless' Love Bounty now stands at 25,000,000. I thank you for your efforts and urge you to keep the donations rolling. Faithless surly deserves to be loved more then those EBIL pirates at the top of the bounty food chain.

All the Best,

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 21:31:00 - [9]
 

awwww I feel cheated !!!!



the animator
Caldari
Comrades in Construction
Posted - 2004.05.01 21:41:00 - [10]
 

Cmon guys and Gals lets make her the top of the wanted list and make her feel loved Rolling Eyes

Shintoko Akahoshi
Risen Angels
Posted - 2004.05.01 21:49:00 - [11]
 

She's already at the top of many peoples "most wanted" lists, mine included!Very Happy

Has anyone seen her on a CONCORD billboard yet, by the way? Images would be nice...

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 21:49:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: the animator
Cmon guys and Gals lets make her the top of the wanted list and make her feel loved Rolling Eyes


Rude



Deadflip2
Gallente
HeartVenom Inc.
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:00:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Deadflip2 on 01/05/2004 22:03:24
*** red alert ***

Jericho post
DETECTED:

Everyone move to battle possitions!
And hold the perimiter!
--------------------------------------
soldier.... at times like these it is live or die!

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:04:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Deadflip2
Edited by: Deadflip2 on 01/05/2004 22:03:24
*** red alert ***

Jericho post
DETECTED:

Everyone move to battle possitions!
And hold the perimiter!
--------------------------------------
soldier.... at times like these it is live or die!



Very clever *covers her title and corpname*


Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:13:00 - [15]
 

SINGS !!!!

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
I'm beggin' you to beg me.




Faithless
Caldari
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:13:00 - [16]
 

*sings along*

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
I'll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me.


Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:14:00 - [17]
 

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Feelin' all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin'.
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?



Faithless
Caldari
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:15:00 - [18]
 

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
I'm beggin' you to beg me.
I'll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me.


Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:15:00 - [19]
 

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Feelin' all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin'.
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Feelin' all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin'.
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?

Faithless
Caldari
Doomheim
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:15:00 - [20]
 

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
I'm beggin' you to beg me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me


Dust Puppy
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:30:00 - [21]
 

That´s a very weird derailment Shocked

Veskrashen
Caldari
A.W.M
Ka-Tet
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:46:00 - [22]
 

Oh, Faithless... and just yesterday it was only 7 million...

How quickly they grow up!

Personally, I see this bounty on your head as a testament to your beauty and prowess in battle. They cannot stand not posessing you, can't stand being beaten by you... it's sad, really.

I will be glad to have you at my side in any battle. They'll pay less attention to me that way ;)

Francois Arouet
Gallente
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:47:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Francois Arouet on 01/05/2004 22:51:02
Why do you call it a derailment? They want to be wanted, the original poster wants Faithless wanted it seemed perfectly on topic to me.

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:54:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Veskrashen
Oh, Faithless... and just yesterday it was only 7 million...

How quickly they grow up!

Personally, I see this bounty on your head as a testament to your beauty and prowess in battle. They cannot stand not posessing you, can't stand being beaten by you... it's sad, really.

I will be glad to have you at my side in any battle. They'll pay less attention to me that way ;)


mmmm sassinak is still more beautiful than I ;)



Deadflip2
Gallente
HeartVenom Inc.
Posted - 2004.05.01 22:56:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Originally by: Deadflip2
Edited by: Deadflip2 on 01/05/2004 22:03:24
*** red alert ***

Jericho post
DETECTED:

Everyone move to battle possitions!
And hold the perimiter!
--------------------------------------
soldier.... at times like these it is live or die!



Very clever *covers her title and corpname*




sniffs, noticing a weird aroma

Alexandra Belani
Moose Wormhole Initiative
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2004.05.01 23:18:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: "Deadflip2"
sniffs, noticing a weird aroma


*passes you a stick of deoderant*


Deadflip2
Gallente
HeartVenom Inc.
Posted - 2004.05.01 23:23:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Alexandra Belani
Originally by: "Deadflip2"
sniffs, noticing a weird aroma

*passes you a stick of deoderant*



noticed a sticker on it saying "roses" and gives it back

orattab
NailorTech Industries
Posted - 2004.05.02 00:07:00 - [28]
 

I do feel sorry for Faithless, no one except The Animator seem to want her Wink .
I'll just have to add another 500k to the bounty.
Might not seem much, but if you see my wallet it is Embarassed !

'orattab

Mordax Ibrium
Uninvited Guests
Blackguard Coalition
Posted - 2004.05.02 01:00:00 - [29]
 

um... Neutral

Lachenlaud
Minmatar
Wolfhaven Productions
Posted - 2004.05.02 02:47:00 - [30]
 

Bounties seem kind of pointless to me. The offender typically sets something up with a corpmate to kill them in a situation where they lose very little (if anything) and then they split the cashShocked

::shrug:: Whatever works I guess.



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