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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
Posted - 2008.05.18 19:04:00 - [1]

So we've been in a defensive war against this corp this week, and they don't like losing ships to us. In fact we have died to them 63 times and only taken out a cruiser for our trouble.... this is because we are Noobs.

But things took a turn for the worst today!

The Dominix is normally the bane of our existence, for what should be obvious reasons to the skilled PVPers in this fine forum, but TODAY, we had one pinned down and he was going down, and the Noobs were happy.

But it wasn't to be. Unable to bear the shame of losing a ship to us, the Domi pilot committed Hari Kari Crying or Very sad

And we PHAIL so hard, we couldn't blow him up before the self destruct timer completed and he blew himself up.

No kill for teh n00bs. Crying or Very sad

Grahv Exitus
Noob Mercs
Posted - 2008.05.18 19:07:00 - [2]

Let's not forget that this Corp also plays docking games when a few of us Noobs come out in frigates and whilst safe in her snugly dock, proceeds to trash talk us.

Pure Magic.

Holy Lowlander
Lone Star Joint Venture
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2008.05.18 19:12:00 - [3]

The guy is ****ing brilliant ! : )

Gallente Space Production
Posted - 2008.05.18 19:47:00 - [4]

Posting in a noob merch thread

Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.19 02:21:00 - [5]

Domis are fat and ugly if I had one I'd Self Destruct it too.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2008.05.19 02:33:00 - [6]

Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 19/05/2008 02:33:28

Second non-Noob Mercs post ITT.

Carebear Elite
Posted - 2008.05.19 09:25:00 - [7]

Is this the same Domi I thought I'd destroyed with my Civilian Gatling Laser? It told me the laser had been deactivated as the target begins to explode, but then somebody pointed out he'd docked Sad I was so proud there for a minute!

Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.19 09:29:00 - [8]


Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2008.05.19 09:47:00 - [9]

Battleships are the new Supercaps !

wait... Surprised


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