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techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 07:50:00 - [1]
 

Ok, I know this has happened to many many people before me, but I'm sure there are some good tales of epic failure out there that are worth hearing. My epic fail was jumping up into highsec to grab a cargohold full of barrage ammo, jump back one system and forget i'm still in 0.5 space... notice a mackinaw in a belt and promptly proclaim over teamspeak "I got a mackinaw!! HAHAH!". The stabber of doom is sad Sad

2008.05.17 07:40:00

Victim: techzer0
Alliance: IDLE EMPIRE
Corp: IDLE GUNS
Destroyed: Stabber
System: Anjedin
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 7900

Involved parties:

Name: CONCORD Police Commander / CONCORD (laid the final blow)
Damage Done: 7900

Destroyed items:

Gyrostabilizer II
Overdrive Injector System II
Dual 180mm AutoCannon II
Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 37
Warrior II (Drone Bay)
Heavy Missile Launcher II
Projectile Ambit Extension I, Qty: 2

Dropped items:

Barrage M, Qty: 352
Barrage M, Qty: 13477 (Cargo)
10MN MicroWarpdrive II
Warp Disruptor II
Overdrive Injector System II
Dual 180mm AutoCannon II, Qty: 3
Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 37
Heavy Missile Launcher II
Large Shield Extender II

Juraka Furo
Caldari
Warped Mining
Strip Mining Club
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:01:00 - [2]
 

Lolololololol.

No that was just me bribing CONCORD to change the sec status of that system for a bit.
If I remember correctly, you were the one that killed me in a gatecamp a while back along with Chainsaw Plankton.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:03:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Juraka Furo
Lolololololol.

No that was just me bribing CONCORD to change the sec status of that system for a bit.
If I remember correctly, you were the one that killed me in a gatecamp a while back along with Chainsaw Plankton.
That sounds believable Laughing

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:03:00 - [4]
 

Happened to me too... I was drunk in my Cyclone and saw a lonely Ibis.

Turns out he had powerful friends Laughing

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:06:00 - [5]
 

I blame Jose Cuervo Very Happy

1Evildude
Gallente
Gallente Space Production
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:36:00 - [6]
 


lol...

This reminds me of my 1st ever Domi I lost Laughing

ViRUS Pottage
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:43:00 - [7]
 

I was pirating with my mate in a quiet pocket of lowsec in Sinq Laison.. He was a corp member so when it was quiet we used to shoot eachother in highsec or lowsec..

I met a new friend who i felt sorry for when i killed him, and i took him under my wing.

I forgot we were in 0.5, so i shot at my new friend.. couple mins later 'he' started shooting back and hitting for 8k Embarassed

Callthetruth
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:57:00 - [8]
 

oops

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:06:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: techzer0
I blame Jose Cuervo Very Happy


1800 actually... but that's damn close Shocked

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:10:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: techzer0
I blame Jose Cuervo Very Happy


1800 actually... but that's damn close Shocked
Cuervo black and coke... bartender friend got me into drinking it back before it was on every other commercial on tv Laughing

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2008.05.17 14:00:00 - [11]
 

WTB 7900 effective hp stabber Sad My last two got toasted around 5k-ish.

Gaige Gamba
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.17 16:05:00 - [12]
 

Well yesterday pretty much the same thing happened to me. Embarassed

I was flying my taranis in .5 and warped in on a covetor sitting over a can with his 5 t1 hammers out. I slowboat to the can and it's full to the top with ore - sweet, he'll deffinitely shoot me over this.

So I flip it and sure enough he locks me up and sends his drones on me. I set my orbit to 15 and give the mwd a burst to drag his drones away from him. Now take note - they have me locked and are chasing me, but they haven't shot me yet. (there's my mistake...)

So I go in close, activate warp disruptor, web, guns, nos, and set my drones on him. But wait why is my GCC flag up? Laughing

So yeah lesson learned - let the drones shoot you first.

But I got my revenge and then some. I came back when my GCC was off with my sniping cormorant and popped the can I had dropped with all his ore in it. Laughing then I came back again with my nano-arbitrator and killed another half can of ore, and grabbed all the loot from my taranis wreck, which he had failed to clean out in the 20 or so minutes it was sitting in front of his face. YARRRR!!


 

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