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Hambonie
Caldari
Local Griefers Union
Posted - 2008.05.17 04:09:00 - [1]
 

Thorax fitted with T1 junk: $7,300,000
Insurance for said ship: $2,020,000
Suiciding a Retriever with his whole corp watching who was there to protect him:
2008.05.17 03:51:00

2008.05.17 03:51:00

Victim: Guy who got ganked
Alliance: Forged Dominion
Corp: Marine Force Recon
Destroyed: Retriever
System: Zoohen
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 2037

Involved parties:

Name: Hambonie (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.5
Alliance: NONE
Corp: The Good Fellas
Ship: Thorax
Weapon: Heavy Neutron Blaster I
Damage Done: 2037

Destroyed items:

Veldspar Mining Crystal I
Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 3 $180,000,000 ouch
Kernite Mining Crystal I (Cargo)
Scordite, Qty: 6778 (Cargo)
Pyroxeres Mining Crystal I (Cargo)
Mining Laser Upgrade I
Modulated Strip Miner II, Qty: 2 $3,500,000

Dropped items:

Veldspar Mining Crystal I
Scordite Mining Crystal I, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Kernite Mining Crystal I (Cargo)
Pyroxeres Mining Crystal I (Cargo)
Co-Processor II

Losing over $190,000,000 when you least expect it pricey and pricelessYARRRR!!

Jecob
Posted - 2008.05.17 04:37:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Hambonie

Destroyed items:
Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 3 $180,000,000 ouch



Is that your ouch or his? Haha!

Hambonie
Caldari
Local Griefers Union
Posted - 2008.05.17 04:38:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Jecob
Originally by: Hambonie

Destroyed items:
Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 3 $180,000,000 ouch



Is that your ouch or his? Haha!


His lol

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.17 04:46:00 - [4]
 

Why the hell would he put those on a retriever of all things? Confused

Jecob
Posted - 2008.05.17 04:50:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Jecob on 17/05/2008 20:38:26
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Why the hell would he put those on a retriever of all things? Confused
Exactly. But, wtf. This all seems like as much waste of time as suiciding that miner, whatever. *Note to self no more drinking*

Shinori
Minmatar
Posted - 2008.05.17 05:18:00 - [6]
 

Good job. I'm keeping an eye on you accomplishments.

Hambonie
Caldari
Local Griefers Union
Posted - 2008.05.17 06:24:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Jecob
Edited by: Jecob on 17/05/2008 04:52:50
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Why the hell would he put those on a retriever of all things? Confused
Exactly. I'm drunk, wtf. This all seems like as much waste of time as suiciding that miner, whatever.


Its fun lol

Havok Dryke
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.17 06:32:00 - [8]
 

Lol, suicide.

Victim: Some Caldari station
Corp: Ishkone
Destroyed: Half of station
Damage: 10,000,000 kinetic!

Involved parties:

Name: Gallente general
Alliance: Gallente Federation
Corp: Gallente Navy
Ship: Nyx
Weapon: Nyx
Damage done: 10,000,000 kinetic

Destroyed items:

Caldari peeps, Qty: 356
Exotic Dancers, Qty: 6
Mechanics, Qty: 24
Newscaster, Qty: 1


Oh dear, I seem to be on the wrong forum.

Tala Sasaki
Posted - 2008.05.17 06:37:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Havok Dryke
Lol, suicide.

Victim: Some Caldari station
Corp: Ishkone
Destroyed: Half of station
Damage: 10,000,000 kinetic!

Involved parties:

Name: Gallente general
Alliance: Gallente Federation
Corp: Gallente Navy
Ship: Nyx
Weapon: Nyx
Damage done: 10,000,000 kinetic

Destroyed items:

Caldari peeps, Qty: 356
Exotic Dancers, Qty: 6
Mechanics, Qty: 24
Newscaster, Qty: 1


Oh dear, I seem to be on the wrong forum.
Gloat now gallente, you will laugh on the other side of your face when I'm done with you.

THEHUNTER123
Stargate SG-1
Posted - 2008.05.17 07:52:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Havok Dryke
Lol, suicide.

Victim: Some Caldari station
Corp: Ishkone
Destroyed: Half of station
Damage: 10,000,000 kinetic!

Involved parties:

Name: Gallente general
Alliance: Gallente Federation
Corp: Gallente Navy
Ship: Nyx
Weapon: Nyx
Damage done: 10,000,000 kinetic

Destroyed items:

Caldari peeps, Qty: 356
Exotic Dancers, Qty: 6
Mechanics, Qty: 24
Newscaster, Qty: 1


Oh dear, I seem to be on the wrong forum.


lol Laughing

Callthetruth
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 08:46:00 - [11]
 

you did say a thorax managed a kill in empire before getting concord im surprised

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:00:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Callthetruth
you did say a thorax managed a kill in empire before getting concord im surprised
Thorax properly fit can put out over 500 dps... not surprising tbh. I can take a covetor down with a blaster catalyst. Laughing

Callthetruth
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:04:00 - [13]
 

this gives CTA an idea for some empire fun fun

Jovoich
Trans-Solar Works
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.05.17 10:57:00 - [14]
 

ISK not $

Pigbearman
Posted - 2008.05.17 13:02:00 - [15]
 

bah, not a great accomplishment

i can take down 2 covetors in a vexor before concord shows up

FU22
The 8th Order
Posted - 2008.05.17 13:32:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Pigbearman
bah, not a great accomplishment

i can take down 2 covetors in a vexor before concord shows up


go on then Wink

GIGAR
Caldari
Posted - 2008.05.17 14:03:00 - [17]
 

Seriusly, who the hell puts rigs on a retriever...

Avoheja
Caldari
The Venture Co.
Posted - 2008.05.17 15:12:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: GIGAR
Seriusly, who the hell puts rigs on a retriever...


I had a corpmate ask me if it was worth putting cargo rigs on his retriever just a few days ago.... I guess 'you'd be surprised' is the best way to put it Laughing

Hambonie
Caldari
Local Griefers Union
Posted - 2008.05.17 18:17:00 - [19]
 

Just got me another one lol

2008.05.17 17:38:00

Victim: xxxx
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Illinois Central Regional Research
Destroyed: Mackinaw
System: Jaschercis
Security: 0.6
Damage Taken: 3479

Involved parties:

Name: Hambonie (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.7
Alliance: NONE
Corp: The Good Fellas
Ship: Thorax
Weapon: Hammerhead I
Damage Done: 3479

Destroyed items:

Ice Harvester II
Ice Harvester Upgrade II
Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 2
Blue Ice, Qty: 4 (Cargo)

Dropped items:

Small Capacitor Battery II
Expanded Cargohold II
Ice Harvester II
Frozen Plant Seeds (Cargo)

Got to love the expensive miners now a days

Avoheja
Caldari
The Venture Co.
Posted - 2008.05.17 18:25:00 - [20]
 

wtf is the frozen plant seeds for?

Hambonie
Caldari
Local Griefers Union
Posted - 2008.05.17 18:36:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Avoheja
wtf is the frozen plant seeds for?


Must be sunflower seeds to eat Shocked

Drakolus
Amarr
Dopehead Industries
True Reign
Posted - 2008.05.17 18:49:00 - [22]
 

What are the chances that a max skilled coercer can put out enough damage (lollazers I know) to suicide a T1 barge be it retriever or covetor?

I am at work so I can't run the numbers but I am curious. Thinking about a surprise or two for some "friends."

Avoheja
Caldari
The Venture Co.
Posted - 2008.05.17 19:00:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Avoheja on 17/05/2008 19:00:28
I thought Foundati0n was anti-piracy and generally 'better than that'. That said, I expect a skilled up Coercer could pop a T1 barge without much trouble.

0.5 or 0.6 to be safe imo

Drakolus
Amarr
Dopehead Industries
True Reign
Posted - 2008.05.17 19:44:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Avoheja
Edited by: Avoheja on 17/05/2008 19:00:28
I thought Foundati0n was anti-piracy and generally 'better than that'. That said, I expect a skilled up Coercer could pop a T1 barge without much trouble.

0.5 or 0.6 to be safe imo


We are anti-pie and all that. That being said we still have enemies and I'm tempted. Still in the "can I get away with it" type stages so I'm just doing a bit of mental planning.

Avoheja
Caldari
The Venture Co.
Posted - 2008.05.17 19:47:00 - [25]
 

You guys don't go in much for just, say... wardec'ing? Or did you try that and they corp and/or alliance hopped on ya?

Drakolus
Amarr
Dopehead Industries
True Reign
Posted - 2008.05.17 19:58:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Avoheja
You guys don't go in much for just, say... wardec'ing? Or did you try that and they corp and/or alliance hopped on ya?


Mostly people wardecc us. I'm a small fry nobody though so no real directional authority on declaring anyone. That being said there are folks sitting in high sec who have annoyed me in the past so I want to check the feasability of showing up and wtfbbq'ing them in a cheap ship...mostly for lulz. It will also scare the bejeebus out of my corpies as I am a carebear extreme so me doing something piewatty and ebil will be quite the laugh to them all.

Avoheja
Caldari
The Venture Co.
Posted - 2008.05.17 20:07:00 - [27]
 

lol I like.

For best results, just use a cruiser to make sure... that's my opinion, anyway. A gank-fitted cruiser should be able to eat a Covetor with no problems.

Havok Dryke
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.18 07:38:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Tala Sasaki
Originally by: Havok Dryke
Lol, suicide.

Victim: Some Caldari station
Corp: Ishkone
Destroyed: Half of station
Damage: 10,000,000 kinetic!

Involved parties:

Name: Gallente general
Alliance: Gallente Federation
Corp: Gallente Navy
Ship: Nyx
Weapon: Nyx
Damage done: 10,000,000 kinetic

Destroyed items:

Caldari peeps, Qty: 356
Exotic Dancers, Qty: 6
Mechanics, Qty: 24
Newscaster, Qty: 1


Oh dear, I seem to be on the wrong forum.
Gloat now gallente, you will laugh on the other side of your face when I'm done with you.

Just goes to show you, Gallente Structure tank > Caldari shield tank. A station shield couldn't deflect a slow moving cap? Pitiful.


 

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