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Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.16 08:23:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Atreides Horza on 16/05/2008 08:30:47
I'm sure you've all heard about the so-called "terrorist attack" on the Ishukone station in Malkalen.

Well, I'm here to tell you all that it's lies. LIES!!!


If you look at the picture I linked, you'll see with your own eyes that it's all just a carefully constructed event for the government-pleasing media. Did the station blow up? It sure did! But from the footage available, it's easy to see that it's a controlled explosion coming from the INSIDE and OUT.

Why? Because the caldari government has been secretly persecuting anyone who doesn't believe in passive shield tanking and mission running! Because the caldari government will stop at NOTHING before we all fly phat tank-no gank drakes and ravens with cloaks on!

I call upon all caldari pilots and fellow fedophiles who prefer the sleek, slender, curve-shaped and slightly phallic gallente designs to the grey, post-modernistic, dead-tech, militant style of the caldari government!

Expose the caldari government! Expose the lies! Fight for your freedom!!!



(Yes, I'm at work and bored the ph*ck out of my skull. So, sue me!!!)


Ask Unbeatable
Krazny Oktyabr Revolyutsiya
Posted - 2008.05.16 08:27:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 16/05/2008 08:28:01
RP forum is thaddaway ->

e: Oh, you were trying to be funny. My bad.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2008.05.16 08:28:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 16/05/2008 08:28:09
I'm making a post in this thread that is right below the OP. I might agree with what they said maybe I don't know Confused

edit: whoops it isn't right below the OP oh well Neutral

Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.16 08:43:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Atreides Horza on 16/05/2008 08:44:41


Originally by: Ask Unbeatable
Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 16/05/2008 08:28:01
RP forum is thaddaway ->

e: Oh, you were trying to be funny. My bad.


Hey! If all you @sshats can soil C&P with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads, your endles self-promoting alt dramas and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.





Have a nice day! o/

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2008.05.16 08:44:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Ask Unbeatable
Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 16/05/2008 08:28:01
RP forum is thaddaway ->

e: Oh, you were trying to be funny. My bad.


Hey! If all you @sshats can soil yourself with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.


Have a nice day! o/


I thought part of your post was part of your signature but I guess I was wrong (now that I see your whole post in the quote box.) That is all.

Redbad
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.16 11:07:00 - [6]
 

Your theory doesn't hold up.

It is allready widely known the station crashed into the Nyx, not the other way around.

RB

Elles D
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2008.05.16 11:08:00 - [7]
 

It is nice to see something different on c+p; although i hope you want to see the Gallente get it in the face as much as i do Wink

Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.16 11:14:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Elles D
It is nice to see something different on c+p; although i hope you want to see the Gallente get it in the face as much as i do Wink


I'm not really bothered with the bigotry tbh. After all, why be a racist when there's so many better reasons to hate and kill people?



Steinman
Posted - 2008.05.16 11:25:00 - [9]
 

Quote:

Hey! If all you @sshats can soil C&P with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads, your endles self-promoting alt dramas and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.




THAT just made my day :) priceless !

Staggerr
Broski North
Posted - 2008.05.16 11:27:00 - [10]
 

Caldarians did 515

Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.16 12:06:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Staggerr
Caldarians did 515


They did! And the date is no coincidence neither!

515

5 = Fifth letter in the roman alphabet is 'E'
1 = First letter in the roamn alphabet is 'A'
5 = Fifth letter, again, is ... surprise: 'E'

EAE, get it?

E + A + E

Elect AnkhEsentapemkah

CSM candidate Ankhesentapemkah who is - ding, ding, ding - a gallente!!!

Yes, folks! That's right! I'm telling ya, she's got her powerhungry claws ALL over this! The caldari government and Ankhesentapemkah working you all to further their own ends!!! If they have their way, we'll ALL be flying ravens and speaking in outrageous dutch accents!

... and don't forget: You heard it here first!!! Cool



MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.16 13:46:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Staggerr
Caldarians did 515


They did! And the date is no coincidence neither!

515

5 = Fifth letter in the roman alphabet is 'E'
1 = First letter in the roamn alphabet is 'A'
5 = Fifth letter, again, is ... surprise: 'E'

EAE, get it?

E + A + E

Elect AnkhEsentapemkah

CSM candidate Ankhesentapemkah who is - ding, ding, ding - a gallente!!!

Yes, folks! That's right! I'm telling ya, she's got her powerhungry claws ALL over this! The caldari government and Ankhesentapemkah working you all to further their own ends!!! If they have their way, we'll ALL be flying ravens and speaking in outrageous dutch accents!

... and don't forget: You heard it here first!!! Cool





I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!

5/15 NEVAR FORGET

Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.16 14:01:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: MirrorGod


I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!

5/15 NEVAR FORGET



Ankhesentapemkah also becomes Tape the kat, He-man! if you shuffle the letters around - with He-man obviously linking to her aspirations of one day becoming a true master of the universe!



Nahnil
Zawa's Fan Club
Posted - 2008.05.16 14:18:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: MirrorGod


I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!

5/15 NEVAR FORGET



Ankhesentapemkah also becomes Tape the kat, He-man! if you shuffle the letters around - with He-man obviously linking to her aspirations of one day becoming a true master of the universe!





Did you also notice that Ankhesentapemkah has 16 letters which, if you add 5 which happens to be half of 10 which happens to be square root of 100 which is a perfect number, ends up being 21 which can be written as 16+5 which BY SOME STRANGE COINCEDENCE happens to be today's date?????

We're on a good trail here. Something big is going to happen.

Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.16 14:21:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Nahnil
Did you also notice that Ankhesentapemkah has 16 letters which, if you add 5 which happens to be half of 10 which happens to be square root of 100 which is a perfect number, ends up being 21 which can be written as 16+5 which BY SOME STRANGE COINCEDENCE happens to be today's date?????

We're on a good trail here. Something big is going to happen.[/quote



Shocked

MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.16 14:33:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Nahnil
Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: MirrorGod


I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!

5/15 NEVAR FORGET



Ankhesentapemkah also becomes Tape the kat, He-man! if you shuffle the letters around - with He-man obviously linking to her aspirations of one day becoming a true master of the universe!





Did you also notice that Ankhesentapemkah has 16 letters which, if you add 5 which happens to be half of 10 which happens to be square root of 100 which is a perfect number, ends up being 21 which can be written as 16+5 which BY SOME STRANGE COINCEDENCE happens to be today's date?????

We're on a good trail here. Something big is going to happen.


OH...MY...GOD!!!

THEHUNTER123
Stargate SG-1
Posted - 2008.05.16 14:38:00 - [17]
 

lul wut?Confused

Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
Posted - 2008.05.16 16:43:00 - [18]
 

Obviously a conspiracy of EPIC proportions.

Seriously, though, food for thought... why would a peace-loving cap-ship pilot risk all for vengeance?

It doesn't add up, tbh.

Elles D
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2008.05.16 17:38:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Elles D
It is nice to see something different on c+p; although i hope you want to see the Gallente get it in the face as much as i do Wink


I'm not really bothered with the bigotry tbh. After all, why be a racist when there's so many better reasons to hate and kill people?





I am not a racist, i have other reasons.......

Evita Achura
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2008.05.17 05:48:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Atreides Horza

Hey! If all you @sshats can soil C&P with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads, your endles self-promoting alt dramas and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.
Have a nice day! o/


ITT: When role players snap. Film at 11.

Jecob
Posted - 2008.05.17 06:23:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Jecob on 17/05/2008 14:06:58
Ok.

Spaztick
Terminal Impact
Kairakau
Posted - 2008.05.17 06:58:00 - [22]
 

The Caldari conspired with the Amarr to do this. CLEARLY a nano'ed Avatar flying backwards is the only way to make such a hole in the station.

THEHUNTER123
Stargate SG-1
Posted - 2008.05.17 07:49:00 - [23]
 

ah rp'ers have snapped /me runs and hides Wink

DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:12:00 - [24]
 

Does no one notice THE SATIRE in the op post?

I can see satire in it. Hello! ITS COMEDY! He's not serious. Its a joke, but like most C&P residents, including myself, no one cares to think a little before POSTING a reply

Or I could be wrong and he is roleplaying, but I read his original post and found it VERY satirical.

Alfie Bester
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:25:00 - [25]
 

The attack is a lie

Atreides Horza
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2008.05.17 09:32:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Evita Achura

ITT: When role players snap. Film at 11.


ITT: When pointless meme sh|tposting becomes confused with actual content.

Laughing




 

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