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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2008.05.06 00:27:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 06/05/2008 00:29:51
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Do you have more alts than morals?

Do you enjoy hurting those weaker than you?

Do you want to ruin your prospects for ever joining another corporation in Eve, ever?

Do you want to sneak a spy into the Guiding Hand Social Club?

Well, now's your chance! The GH-SC is looking for fresh blood to beef up our heretofore limited ranks. We're in the market for a few pilots with decent PVP mains, and the ability to train or procure well-groomed infiltration alts. Applicants will be severely tortured. Most will not survive, but a handful will be reborn as avatars of The Grief, living incarnations of carebear suffering given form.

How to apply:

1.) Download an IRC client, join #GH-SC on irc.coldfront.net and wait for a senior operative to interview you and possibly grant you a trial membership.
2.) Commit a heist. We're looking for something in the 10 billion and up scale.
3.) Claim credit in public for the heist. No hiding behind alts. Joining the Guiding Hand makes you a pariah, and that's the way we like it.
4.) Give us a taste. What, you thought it'd be free?

Successful applicants will become privy to the Guiding Hand theft network, enabling them to get help with their own jobs, or work with other operatives for a cut of the take. However, applicants should expect to be left in the dark on most operations, as there are some things about our corporation you simply will not need to know. If this bugs you, don't apply.

About us: The Guiding Hand Social Club is a bunch of guys who like griefing, stealing expensive things, and sometimes getting paid to grief and/or steal expensive things. We have no political alignment, no friends or allies, and like to roleplay CIA agents. We used to be full-time mercs, but now usually only take extremely expensive contracts. Nowadays we mostly just screw with people. Also, we made 21 billion ISK yesterday.

Here's a couple nerdy fanfics to set the mood:

The Guiding Hand Social Club
Negotiations
Hijacked!

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.06 00:29:00 - [2]
 

in before the stalkers ! ;D

OverKill
Caldari
Allied Mineral and Technologies
Posted - 2008.05.06 01:34:00 - [3]
 

/me wears his "I Love Istvaan" T-Shirt


Sarwaka Foehammer
The Same 20 Guys
Posted - 2008.05.06 02:58:00 - [4]
 

Prepare to be applied to by 99% of Goonswarm.

Also: Wrong forum, recruitment is downhill from here Wink





Astarte Nosferatu
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.06 06:40:00 - [5]
 

Arguable the best and most experienced corporation in their chosen field of business.

Mostly a bunch of unscrupulous bastards, but that's how we like them ;).


Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2008.05.06 12:50:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Sarwaka Foehammer
Prepare to be applied to by 99% of Goonswarm.

Also: Wrong forum, recruitment is downhill from here

We are fully prepared for such an eventuality: if our new members start asking questions about what the Guiding Hand is up to, we will lie to them.

As for the forum, yeah, serves me right for posting drunk. I'll have it moved to the correct forum area soon.

Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2008.05.06 13:38:00 - [7]
 

Epic post, blah blah blah. Too bad I'm just not evil enough.

Drath vader
The Corporate Elbow
Posted - 2008.05.06 14:48:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Drath vader on 06/05/2008 14:48:07
is it ok to join with an alt ^^

edit: if ur main likes pvping in the corp hes in

Astarte Nosferatu
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.06 15:53:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Drath vader
Edited by: Drath vader on 06/05/2008 14:48:07
is it ok to join with an alt ^^

edit: if ur main likes pvping in the corp hes in


i doub u ll get in if u spek liek this

Come on, show a little effort, this is the elite of the elite of EvE here.

Istvaan, I suggest you rob everyone that sends in fake or really bad applications.

Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
Posted - 2008.05.06 16:08:00 - [10]
 

Cool


Drath vader
The Corporate Elbow
Posted - 2008.05.06 17:01:00 - [11]
 

sorry ive given up looking at the keyboard while i type because every time i do imsure i can see it plotting to kill me

well it was more of a question than an app since if the answer is no then i cat get in anyway

CCP Mitnal


C C P
Posted - 2008.05.06 19:23:00 - [12]
 

Moved to Recruitment Centre.

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2008.05.06 20:02:00 - [13]
 

I only wish I were in a position with enough freedom to pursue this. Good luck finding quality recruits, though I'm sure you will.

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.07 00:56:00 - [14]
 

Well this is disappointing, I thought we'd totally get stalkers in this thread ;\

Kylegar
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2008.05.07 01:35:00 - [15]
 

No worries Tyrrax, I'm stalking you

Redd Lenses
Gallente
Red Federation
Posted - 2008.05.07 01:42:00 - [16]
 

The GH-SC is the reason I joined EVE. I read about the heist of the Imperial Apocalypse and all and said 'Cool!'

Uuve Savisaalo
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2008.05.07 07:50:00 - [17]
 


Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.07 10:56:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 07/05/2008 11:13:03

Originally by: Redd Lenses
The GH-SC is the reason I joined EVE. I read about the heist of the Imperial Apocalypse and all and said 'Cool!'


That was an armageddon RazzSmile
There was actually an ingame news piece about it at the time;
linkage

and ofc Istvaan wrote the short story "Hijaceked" linked in OP about it too

(Unless ofc you're talking about the PCgamer article where we used an imperial apocalypse to kill a navy apocalypse and smartbomb mirial's capsule Linkage)

Astarte Nosferatu
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.07 16:12:00 - [19]
 

Page 3 huh?

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.07 17:08:00 - [20]
 

yeah this forum sees a lot of action, and we're pretty lazy ugh

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2008.05.08 02:12:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
(Unless ofc you're talking about the PCgamer article where we used an imperial apocalypse to kill a navy apocalypse and smartbomb mirial's capsule Linkage)


This was the one for me - this is why I left WoW.

Stakhanov
Metafarmers
MeatSausage EXPRESS
Posted - 2008.05.08 11:17:00 - [22]
 

...wait , what ? Shocked

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.08 18:33:00 - [23]
 

what !

Bar Wars
Titanic Enterprises LTD
Posted - 2008.05.08 19:53:00 - [24]
 

Gh-Sc scam was the most fascinating eve story i read when i started as a little nubbin.
I am still paranoid to this day that any of them might infiltrate my corp. All i can think of why they wont is we are too insignificant and i have a nice list with corp, associated corps, cros over membership etc that i still check and maintain on a regular basis when it comes to revruits.
Its just another layer of defence that can be circumvented i know, paranoia helps keep hulls intact Cool
Altho i e-hate all of you i love that its possible in eve.

John McCreedy
Caldari
Eve Defence Force
Posted - 2008.05.08 19:55:00 - [25]
 

I don't know, I thought your title was rather awsome myself Wink

say hi to Jorel for me and tell him to PM me some time if he's still with you.

J

Greenbolt
Minmatar
The Suicide Kings
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2008.05.08 20:00:00 - [26]
 

would be funny if this was a scam...

ya know
1.heist 10+ billion.
2.report it in the forums
3.become hated...
4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe?

then told have a nice day.

im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic.

NTRabbit
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2008.05.09 06:24:00 - [27]
 

Successful applicants may get the chance to meet me

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.09 22:26:00 - [28]
 

Yeah right, let's not lie to the candidates bunny ;\

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2008.05.11 02:55:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Greenbolt
would be funny if this was a scam...

ya know
1.heist 10+ billion.
2.report it in the forums
3.become hated...
4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe?

then told have a nice day.

im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic.


Nah, I don't have patience for penny scams. We honestly don't get out of bed for anything less than eleven-digit figures anymore. Besides, even if this was a scam, the "victim" still walks away with the vast majority of the take - that's why I said "give us a taste" instead of "give us everything you own" like certain un-creative alliances out there.

The reason we demand those requirements, is that some folks simply don't have the stomach to commit virtual theft. I want to find some with the right mind-set, is all. If we can do what we do with a handful of guys, imagine the mischief we could cause if we find a bunch more of their caliber :)

xeno tristan
Posted - 2008.05.11 12:41:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Greenbolt
would be funny if this was a scam...

ya know
1.heist 10+ billion.
2.report it in the forums
3.become hated...
4.give Istavan a taste..10-15 percent maybe?

then told have a nice day.

im sure thats not the case..(not enough reward for the effort and all that...) but would still be ironic.


Nah, I don't have patience for penny scams. We honestly don't get out of bed for anything less than eleven-digit figures anymore. Besides, even if this was a scam, the "victim" still walks away with the vast majority of the take - that's why I said "give us a taste" instead of "give us everything you own" like certain un-creative alliances out there.

The reason we demand those requirements, is that some folks simply don't have the stomach to commit virtual theft. I want to find some with the right mind-set, is all. If we can do what we do with a handful of guys, imagine the mischief we could cause if we find a bunch more of their caliber :)



I dont think he is worried about the giving u a small amount of the heist, i thinks it more, "ive ruined my reputation" and the GH-SC say good day to you, and that is the end, meaning then taht player will have difficulty joining any other corp again

Giving that the evolution member gave TT a aeon mothership in hope of being able to rejoin, and was not allowed


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