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Slayton Ford
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.05.02 22:47:00 - [31]
 

Edited by: Slayton Ford on 02/05/2008 22:47:02
1st page in a soon to be epic thread.

edit - crap....2nd page.

Cam Embert
Minmatar
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
Posted - 2008.05.02 22:48:00 - [32]
 

Edited by: Cam Embert on 02/05/2008 22:48:17

lol goons

e; i mean lol hydrosan*

TeddyBr FTW
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.05.02 23:36:00 - [33]
 

The gasbags are going down!!

Yes!

Redback911
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2008.05.02 23:49:00 - [34]
 

Internet... Spaceships??

Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
Posted - 2008.05.02 23:52:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: HydroSan
Epsilon, as some of the alliances with spies in GoonSwarm in EVE may know, houses the ESI, or Epsilon ****posting Illuminati. The ESI is a socially-based organization which moves between MMO groups both goon-based and pubbie-based and systematically destroys morale by cheapening or denigrating the very things that make up that particular guilds morale. It is run by Tetsujin who, despite popular knowledge, actually works above Darius JOHNSON.

To start off, a case example of the ESI in action: the most relevant case of this would be Yaay from BoB, who was actually an ESI Spy - BlackOps was fun in the deployment, and goons having fun is the the very target of the ESI. By assassinating RISE internally they managed to destroy the alliance and any reason BlackOps had to be there, therefore ruining their fun.

It would be a stretch to say Epsilon controls the flow of wars. There is little they could have done to prevent GoonSwarm's success during July-January last year. After all, they don't control how much of a dumbass SirMolle and his chronies are. That isn't their expertise. What the did do, however, is convince Sesfan to keep positive standings towards everyone, even our enemies, and to allow the various pubbie organizations who do next to nothing for us to stay on board. Since everyone was having a good time, nobody was the wiser, and Epsilon moved their "PubbieSwarm Plan" forward by a full year.

By continuing to push forward their anti-pubbie doctrine, they alienated Mostly Harmless, Mercenary Coalition, Tau Ceti Federation and Red Alliance: you can see how clearly Schlieren, Tetsujin's second in command, insulted RA and TCF in the thread I made. That was actually a honeypot set up by me, and it proved my hypothesis. Despite how much RA and TCF had done for us, Schlieren continued to ignore the truth. Who would ignore blatant truth if it weren't for a doctrine they were following? Again, the PubbieSwarm Plan can be seen quite clearly, with the isolation of GoonSwarm being the first step.

The second step, which we can see quite clearly coming to fruition, would be the destruction of GoonSwarm morale. Capitalizing on the inevitability of Band of Brothers spamming thirty Titans and the collapse of morale that would follow, they knew their time had come. Immediately, half of the ESI were ordered to insult any of the older jokes and gimmicks goons have created, while the other half were ordered to continue their assault on the "pubbie" population of GoonSwarm, even the "useful" ones such as MerchI. Their plant in the BlackOps, Alctel, nuked the entire forum, destroying information which could have lead to the acquisition of billions, if not trillions of ISK.

As I have said, all of this was masterminded and orchestrated by Tetsujin. Who is Tetsujin? He isn't anyone in particular. Simply a genius at social manipulation and thought control, recruited by The Mittani from MIT. Tetsujin has, unfortunately, surpassed his master, which is why Mittani is never seen anymore.

The damage is done, and nothing can be done to reverse it. GoonSwarm has been destroyed, and it shouldn't be long before our towers go offline. I just hope that when another alliance in EVE, or a guild in any other MMO or video game sees a bunch of ****posters who do nothing to contribute, that they purge every single one of them, and never allow their claws to get into the social structure that makes up the group.

This is an obituary. And a warning.




Your going EMO on us. :(

Cors
Gallente
It's A Trap
It's A Trap Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.02 23:55:00 - [36]
 

I'll believe it when The Goonswarm alliance is no more. Till then, lol.

Idaeus
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:02:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Setana Manoro
Your going EMO on us. :(

It's HydroSan.

Martin Mckenna
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:08:00 - [38]
 

alpha squad is da ****z

Megan Maynard
Minmatar
Navigators of the Abyss
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:09:00 - [39]
 

WTF?

Seriously, why do I read this crap? You lie and lie and lie and lie.

Another lie.

All I know is internally your home systems are no where near as secure as RAZOR/MM or BOB, the only thing holding everything up is RA protecting you at night.

I mean really, it's pathetic, if RA and BOB ganged up on you GOONSWARM would be out of 0.0. EASILY.

Acting "awesome" by posting fake threads trying to convince some that you are smarter then everyone else is getting boring. I liked the shoot everything in the face, ask questions later goonswarm. Lately it's kinda lame.

Karbowiak
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:35:00 - [40]
 

here's a secret clue from a hiding ESI operative codenamed VAGINA

NOONE CARES..
Just go die Goons, noone likes you.. Cool

Omega Man
Amarr
The Geddy Foundation
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:37:00 - [41]
 

too many decent threads on CAOD so i guess goons had to go for the "dramabomb" once more for the "attention effect".

Even that is failing them now.

I suspect only a few goons actually care if the alliance is alive or dead, everyone else has realised they are ineffective and moved on.

Val Streth
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:42:00 - [42]
 

Ahahaha, ohhhh man.

Angelonico
Caldari
Helljumpers
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:46:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: TeddyBr FTW
The gasbags are going down!!

Yes!


The jig is up TeddyBr, goons are falling. You can tell us who your goon main is now please.

Also, calm down.

Akelorian
Caldari
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:49:00 - [44]
 

Guess goons need some attention with no one really caring about them. They failed on taking out BoB, RA abandoned the fight, whats goons have left to live for? Oh yea trying to get some giggles on the forums by posting crap like this, like previously said less talk more drama, will believe it when I see all goon space gone :)

Angelonico
Caldari
Helljumpers
Posted - 2008.05.03 00:54:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Akelorian
Guess goons need some attention with no one really caring about them. They failed on taking out BoB, RA abandoned the fight, whats goons have left to live for? Oh yea trying to get some giggles on the forums by posting crap like this, like previously said less talk more drama, will believe it when I see all goon space gone :)


It's you.




























































































You're the bitter poster.

Faekurias
Caldari
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2008.05.03 01:15:00 - [46]
 

Shocked

A Black hole is emerging from the forums.
(No it isn't me.)

BobbySteelz
Caldari
Insomniacz
Posted - 2008.05.03 01:19:00 - [47]
 

bla bla bla, daddy beat u all and mommy smoked crack eh?




Vital Efters
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.05.03 01:44:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Schlieren Altiprlayle
Originally by: HydroSan
destroying information which could have lead


led


no man you dotn understand that is why the information is so heavy

Coahim Madden
Gallente
eXceed Inc.
eXceed.
Posted - 2008.05.03 01:55:00 - [49]
 

R.I.P. Good night sweet prince. Crying or Very sad

Wyehr
Gallente
Rage of Inferno
Posted - 2008.05.03 02:00:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: HydroSan
By assassinating RISE internally they managed to destroy the alliance and any reason BlackOps had to be there, therefore ruining their fun.


Ha!

Vital Efters
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.05.03 02:04:00 - [51]
 

epsilon is full of jerks and asshats

Adm Tecumseh
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.05.03 02:39:00 - [52]
 

:)

TT is a member of GH-SC and Goons are lead by a mysterious "presence" from MIT.


hahahahah

Please keep it coming!!!!!


Svett
Caldari
The Executives
IT Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.03 03:20:00 - [53]
 

Edited by: Svett on 03/05/2008 03:21:09
Originally by: Siddy
my furry art fully contributed to this downfall!

ps: first page
Puss filled furry scumbag, you should be ashamed!

Edit : Rho runs epsilon

Kvirie
Caldari
Children of the Wind
Posted - 2008.05.03 05:01:00 - [54]
 

Was this posted from a Wharf? Smells kinda fishy...Razz

Yorda
Minmatar
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.05.03 06:04:00 - [55]
 

Hydrosan is the best poster on CAOD. Unfortunatly that isnt saying a lot.

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2008.05.03 07:10:00 - [56]
 

Why do you care so much what pubbies think of your alliance, Hydroflan?

Goons are soooo '07. Face it - you're just not one of the interesting alliances anymore.

Sniggerdly Hater
Minmatar
Skunkwerx Manufacturing
Posted - 2008.05.03 07:53:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: HydroSan

By continuing to push forward their anti-pubbie doctrine, they alienated Mostly Harmless, Mercenary Coalition, Tau Ceti Federation and Red Alliance: you can see how clearly Schlieren, Tetsujin's second in command, insulted RA and TCF in the thread I made.

Isn't the natural goon state one of permanent insult and mental wheelspinning?
Originally by: HydroSan

Immediately, half of the ESI were ordered to insult any of the older jokes and gimmicks goons have created, while the other half were ordered to continue their assault on the "pubbie" population of GoonSwarm, even the "useful" ones such as MerchI.

Since when do goons care about being insulted? Since when you don't expect some kind of mental backwardness from them? It's like dealing with russians and not expecting to be backstabbed, or with bob and not expecting to be used and sent to the trash bin once they're done with you.
Originally by: HydroSan

The damage is done, and nothing can be done to reverse it. GoonSwarm has been destroyed, and it shouldn't be long before our towers go offline.

So this is a "we lost the war because we planned it". Lol. At least bob has bbqs. Bob is certainly not the same it was, but neither seem to be goons. What a pity.

Asuka Smith
Gallente
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
Warped Aggression
Posted - 2008.05.03 09:24:00 - [58]
 

Will one of you post a summarized version of this, as after two readings (yes I have a lot of time on my hands) the OP seems to contradict himself several times and uses a lot of hollow words to convey I am not sure what

Jack Archer
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.05.03 10:10:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Megan Maynard
WTF?

Seriously, why do I read this crap? You lie and lie and lie and lie.

Another lie.

All I know is internally your home systems are no where near as secure as RAZOR/MM or BOB, the only thing holding everything up is RA protecting you at night.

I mean really, it's pathetic, if RA and BOB ganged up on you GOONSWARM would be out of 0.0. EASILY.

Acting "awesome" by posting fake threads trying to convince some that you are smarter then everyone else is getting boring. I liked the shoot everything in the face, ask questions later goonswarm. Lately it's kinda lame.


this... this hurts it's so bad

Scatim Helicon
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.05.03 11:08:00 - [60]
 

jesus christ hydrosan stop posting forever you worthless pubbie


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