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Brisco Smiley
Peppermint Bay Trading Company
Posted - 2008.01.16 22:26:00 - [1]
 

Haiku Market Tips
One per post. Five, seven, five.
Lend us your wisdom.

Nyphur
Pillowsoft
Posted - 2008.01.16 22:41:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Nyphur on 16/01/2008 22:42:53


If you want wisdom;
Don't even bother posting.
We'll flame you to death.

Buy high and sell low;
No wait.. aww crap, my money;
Buy low and sell high :(.

Do you wish for wealth?
I make trading in markets.
Much growth on your isk!


Edit: damn filter
All I said was the word ****
I'll settle for "crap" :/

Kwedaras
Amarr
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.01.16 22:56:00 - [3]
 

when you need some money
make a freeform contract to random ebayer
be happy and hit jita



Nyphur
Pillowsoft
Posted - 2008.01.16 23:00:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Kwedaras
when you need some money
make a freeform contract to random ebayer
be happy and hit jita





That's not a haiku.
He asked for five-seven-five..
Syllables, not words.

Matalino
Posted - 2008.01.16 23:34:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Matalino on 16/01/2008 23:41:10
Originally by: Kwedaras
when you need some money
make a freeform contract to random ebayer
be happy and hit jita




Did not show how smart
You can be with poetry.
Better luck next time.

Wink Laughing ugh

Treelox
Posted - 2008.01.16 23:38:00 - [6]
 

Buy low and sell high
watch your profit margins soar
makes your wallet blink


---

We of this forum
hate a non sticky reader
read them for knowledge


---


Trader does trading
trading does not mean hauling
no need to undock



--

hope those entertain

Brisco Smiley
Peppermint Bay Trading Company
Posted - 2008.01.16 23:46:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Kwedaras
when you need money
freeform contract some sucker,
go to jita. --fixed

Illioe
Posted - 2008.01.16 23:50:00 - [8]
 

Hauling is slower,
but profits may be higher;
hop in that freighter!

When one man profits,
one or more suffers losses.
Best to be the one.

I'm a safe trader:
I only deal in garbage,
but earn no profit.

Sniggerdly Hater
Skunkwerx Manufacturing
Posted - 2008.01.17 00:53:00 - [9]
 

I undercut all
and grief the lazy traders
a cent per order.

Treelox
Posted - 2008.01.17 01:19:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: sniggerdly Hater
I undercut all
and grief the lazy traders
a cent per order.


hehe i like that, let me try my own version;

one one hundredth isk
is how i change my orders
to prompt the whine post

Kyrial Tidolfas
Posted - 2008.01.17 02:15:00 - [11]
 

post thread on MD
ask for investment money
get flamed obviously

Brisco Smiley
Peppermint Bay Trading Company
Posted - 2008.01.17 03:21:00 - [12]
 

As ice, great rivers
sleep. In time, they awaken.
Jita is silent.

Dr Slurm
General Commodities
Posted - 2008.01.17 04:20:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Dr Slurm on 17/01/2008 04:38:29
I hold out my hand
with my flimsy business plan
you bet, scam I am

I ask for your isk
important questions ignored
I am four days old

I am not secure
your isk bought my mothership
too bad I lost it

do not invest with no
effort put forth, research the
bond holder for sure

Prospor
Posted - 2008.01.17 05:33:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Prospor on 17/01/2008 05:41:56
Who thought such humor
Was possible here, much thanks
Dragonrider Tao

...assuming the inspirationSmile and it may not be directly market related, but at least MD Forum related

Jaeger Orlofsson
VentureCorp
Imperial Republic Of the North
Posted - 2008.01.17 07:49:00 - [15]
 

DRT is here!
Quick, send him some iskies noob
Growth is forecoming!

Ishina Fel
Caldari
Terra Incognita
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2008.01.17 10:43:00 - [16]
 

Don't be too naive
In this game of space markets
Business is serious.

Danari
Invictus Australis
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2008.01.17 10:57:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Danari on 17/01/2008 10:57:58
If you undercut me *****
I will poison your list
You should take your **** to jita

Oops that was 7/5/7. Damn lexdysia.

Professor Bunsen
Optech Scientific
Posted - 2008.01.17 12:23:00 - [18]
 

They come as beggars,
to fleece the unwary souls
with fresh Hexxx templates

They have no standings
and should you trust the alter ego
say goodbye to isk

If you would be king
use your fingers with great care
is the staple rule



Banni Vinda
Posted - 2008.01.17 13:00:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Banni Vinda on 17/01/2008 13:08:15
Edited by: Banni Vinda on 17/01/2008 13:03:59
What this thread did lack
was a post about EBANK.
Now that is sorted


Originally by: Professor Bunsen
If you would be king
use your fingers with great care
is the staple rule


Very good warning.
I hate those jumping staplers,
Sure do cost me ISK


OP asks for tips
yet offers none of his.
Give and take, you know?

Inertial
Did I just do that
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2008.01.17 13:16:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Inertial on 17/01/2008 13:26:31
Edited by: Inertial on 17/01/2008 13:25:35
Bay full of Cargo
Flying trough space to sell
Jita is your goal

You are almost there
When my scanner finds your ship
I warp after you

I lock you down
My guns are blazing hot
You are in your pod

I laugh as I loot
Your modules are valuable
I am wealthy

EDIT: Not really a haiku, but I don't care!
EDIT2: Can actually be seen as several independant haikus as well.

Nyphur
Pillowsoft
Posted - 2008.01.17 13:39:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Kyrial Tidolfas
post thread on MD
ask for investment money
get flamed obviously


That's a little wrong.
It should be five-seven-five.
Your last line is six.

Feyloan
Posted - 2008.01.17 13:43:00 - [22]
 

Whoever you ask,
Any trader who is wise,
Won't give info out...

However all noobs,
Will bombard you with crap tips,
Which won't help at all.

So for good advice,
Do your own god-damn research,
and stop spamming here!!!!!!

LaughingLaughingLaughing

Feyloan
Posted - 2008.01.17 13:46:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Ishina Fel
Don't be too naive
In this game of space markets
Business is serious.


Ishina get out,
You should be hardly working,
I mean working hard

Twisted Evil

Nyphur
Pillowsoft
Posted - 2008.01.17 13:46:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Feyloan
Whoever you ask,
Any trader who is wise,
Won't give info out...

However all noobs,
Will bombard you with crap tips,
Which won't help at all.

So for good advice,
Do your own god-damn research,
and stop spamming here!!!!!!

LaughingLaughingLaughing

This is good advice.
Follow it to the letter.
/signed, as they say.

Ishina Fel
Caldari
Terra Incognita
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2008.01.17 14:50:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Feyloan
Ishina get out,
You should be hardly working,
I mean working hard

Twisted Evil



Ssshhhhh.... late shifts suck! Evil or Very Mad

Motivated Prophet
Zerodot Schools
Posted - 2008.01.17 15:47:00 - [26]
 

Eventually,
all fora become useless
like CAOD.

We here at MD
have taken our stand. No crap
tolerated here.

For a long time, the
word "bank" meant, simply, "scam". Blame
Cally's EIB.

The adulation
of MD is soft, quiet.
Its rage is quite loud.

Proton is Shar's alt.
MP is Shikari's main.
EBank Ricdic, who?

You just made a new
account. But we still know your
main. Silly scammer.

When you scam twenty
billion, do not reinvest
in your victim's corp.

Hi! I am the guy
who stole 10 bill. Send me isk;
I will send more back.

This CNR is
beautiful. Too bad it is
a renamed Raven.

MP

Brisco Smiley
Peppermint Bay Trading Company
Posted - 2008.01.17 16:42:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Banni Vinda
OP asks for tips
yet offers none of his.
Give and take, you know?

In floats a Badger,
so joyful, so beautiful,
like a piñata.

Sheik Yirboudi
Posted - 2008.01.17 18:08:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Sheik Yirboudi on 17/01/2008 18:37:22
Edited by: Sheik Yirboudi on 17/01/2008 18:21:58
Office Space Theme

Fed up with his job
Milton burnt down the building
And stole their Badger

Taking their staplers
Stood still the bureaucracy
Of Caldari State

While out exploring
Milton stapled the squirrels
He thought had been wed

But this story ends
Suicide ganked in Jita
Distress call goes out

Attacked in high sec
Concord missed his red alert
Their paper did jam

Molari Gracie
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2008.01.17 20:43:00 - [29]
 

Dragon Rider Tao
With fortune cookie isk plan
Yes I wish for wealth!

Crazy investment
Big isk delivered on time
what have you begun?

Brisco Smiley
Peppermint Bay Trading Company
Posted - 2008.01.18 03:02:00 - [30]
 

Downtime just ended?
Saddle-up that Badger, kid!
Yee-haw! Easy ISK!


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