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cute newbie
Posted - 2007.12.12 23:26:00 - [1]
 

bob and goonswarm are disturbing our peaceful universe with their pointless wars. I am going to put end to it.

I am looking for small donations for starting my own corp and declaring war on both of those robber gangs. Also i am planning to set up a pos into near somewhere their territory that would be a stronhold for my operations!

Leaders of both robber gangs will be sold at the amarr slave market!

Gilbert Elsmere
Caldari
Posted - 2007.12.13 00:07:00 - [2]
 

I don't know who Bob is, but I don't think it'll take a whole corporation to kill him.

Arelius Sarum
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2007.12.13 00:19:00 - [3]
 

Well aren't you just the cute newbie. Laughing

Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Kumiho's Smile
Posted - 2007.12.13 00:30:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Aria Jenneth on 13/12/2007 00:33:50
I take it you're a recent graduate, Mr. Elsmere? If so, congratulations on your license. If not, I'll assume you're making a joke, in which case my apologies.

Assuming you ARE a recent graduate, however ...

BoB is the abbreviation for "Band of Brothers," one of the most, if not THE most, powerful alliance in the cluster. It's currently locked in a fairly catastrophic nullsec war with rivals Goonswarm and Red Alliance, as well as various smaller (and I mean that in strictly relative terms, you understand) alliances. BoB has reportedly taken some losses of late. However, the war seems likely to continue for the foreseeable future.

Now, this being the case, the notion of creating a corporation for the purpose of bringing both of these titanic (fairly literally-- both sides field titans on a regular basis) powers is just a bit ludicrous. Eventually, one or both may fall, but starting a corporation for that particular purpose is almost but not quite as pointless as starting a political action group for the abolition of weather.

I more than half suspect that our "cute newbie" is a Goonswarm agent. They're known to have this sort of sense of humor.

In the meantime, the rest of us either pick sides or stay out of the way. I can't say I recommend involvement; fleet actions and station sieges are not even an eighth as interesting as they sound, once the spectacle wears off.

I should probably state in the interests of full disclosure that Omerta Syndicate is within BoB's sphere of influence, though we're no longer involved in the war, so you shouldn't assume me to be a neutral party.

Aria Jenneth
Hakase 016
Omerta Syndicate

cute newbie
Posted - 2007.12.13 00:30:00 - [5]
 

I have recently discovered the wonderful world of of x-instinct and soothsayer. They have helped me to see our universe as a whole and I think I am really starting to understand the things.

I saw a vision where an angry mob was shouting at Bob, they kept yelling developer developer! I am not exactly sure what was that Bob? Was he a person or some other entity? Also that developer propably mean something like heretic and it felt like that that mob wanted to burn bob on a bonfire because it/he had something to do with false gods?

Stop disturbing the peace of universe or be destroyed!

Damion Rayne
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.12.13 03:50:00 - [6]
 

*sighs*

Stop these foolish ramblings, I have fought the Band of Brothers Alliance on many fronts and I for one, know that one person can not stop their Armada. As for the Goonswarm Alliance, well the words "lesser of two evil's" is something you should reflect on.

-Damion Rayne

Agustus Caesar
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.12.13 05:55:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: cute newbie
bob and goonswarm are disturbing our peaceful universe with their pointless wars. I am going to put end to it.

I am looking for small donations for starting my own corp and declaring war on both of those robber gangs. Also i am planning to set up a pos into near somewhere their territory that would be a stronhold for my operations!

Leaders of both robber gangs will be sold at the amarr slave market!


Obviously I'm not the only one who's been drinking lately

Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.12.13 06:12:00 - [8]
 

Quick tip: if you're trying to gain support for a cause, do not talk freely about your drug habits.

You won't be so much as scratching the affairs of these alliances, though I'm rather positive that GoonSwarm would be happy to have you join their collective.

Kabajashi San
Minmatar
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2007.12.13 13:58:00 - [9]
 

I express support to Mrs. Jenneth movement to abolish weather. The sun is hurting my eyes it should be burned.

Gosh Krux
Posted - 2007.12.13 17:08:00 - [10]
 

I was under the impression that "there is no goon".

As pointed out before, BoB and Goonswarm/Red Alliance are probably the biggest forces in the universe. They're already hell-bent on destroying each other, and since they all still exist, that would suggest that neither side is having an easy time destroying the other.

To suggest that somehow a third alliance could be formed to take on both is simply ludicrous. Not to mention, it would require just about every pilot not currently already invovled in the war. The alliance would have to be MASSIVE, as if it declared war on both BoB and Goon, the collective might of those two alliances would be staggering, and pretty much assured suicide.



Nachshon
Caldari
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2007.12.13 17:11:00 - [11]
 

To take them on would require the majority of capsuleers not in one of those alliances. We can probably just hope that they destroy each other.

Damion Rayne
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.12.13 19:38:00 - [12]
 

We should all just agree that this madman is consumed by boosters, and ignore him. We all know that the universe is a dark place, hell its mostly space. Anyone up for tea?

-Damion

Gel Kolea
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2007.12.14 02:32:00 - [13]
 

Your fervor is a bit foolish and, if I might be frank, quite naive.

All great alliances fall some day, as do all nations. You'd be better-advised to watch for that fall and join the myriad of other scavengers and opportunity-seekers who speed the rot of a dying alliance. To attempt to rally against groups who are very nearly nations themselves, however, is suicide. Even for a pod pilot.

Giegher
Todeskopf Kriegsmarine
Posted - 2007.12.16 04:00:00 - [14]
 

All I ask is where do you get your drugs, and why haven't you given me any!?

War is good for business, anyways, how do you think the economy works? Happy fun lolly pop sales? Nope, guns bombs, missiles, drugs, and and bullets, get used to it.

Jack TheSlayer
Minmatar
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.12.16 21:14:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Jack TheSlayer on 16/12/2007 21:15:04
well i see with the misconstruveality and the realization of all leaders in the universe that war is good for the economy and that many people will die and many will b honoured in death that the universe is only balanced out by the wars, and the wars themselves are also unbalancing the universe at the same time we will eventually see a stale mate in the universe and understand the stale mate

Bobbechk
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.12.18 18:42:00 - [16]
 

I think this bob he speaks of might be me, but why do you want my blood to be spilled cruel cute newbie!? i have done nothing wrong, well once i did kill that rifter BUT I SWEAR I THOUGHT IT WAS A WRECK!

please spare me!

CountingCrow
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.12.18 18:46:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: cute newbie

Stop disturbing the peace of universe or be destroyed!


Very Happy

Ashlee Darksky
Minmatar
Forum Insurgency
Posted - 2007.12.19 11:37:00 - [18]
 

I know Bob, he's a nice guy - leave him alone! Razz

Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
Posted - 2007.12.19 11:40:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: cute newbie
bob and goonswarm are disturbing our peaceful universe with their pointless wars. I am going to put end to it.

I am looking for small donations for starting my own corp and declaring war on both of those robber gangs. Also i am planning to set up a pos into near somewhere their territory that would be a stronhold for my operations!

Leaders of both robber gangs will be sold at the amarr slave market!


My Goon-Sense is tingling...

***

Ninkasi Stone
Caldari
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2007.12.20 06:59:00 - [20]
 

Quote:
bob and goonswarm are disturbing our peaceful universe with their pointless wars. I am going to put end to it.

I thought war was the point of this universe.

Anyway - when you say goons you really should say RSF or Red Swarm Federation of which GoonFleet is only part. We're united in Bob hate - the one thing we have in common is that we have been run over by Bob and left for dead. I'm pretty sure RSF will stay together in some capacity until Bob is no more.

When Bob is no more - it will be an interesting day in EVE. It may be very much like the dark ages after the Roman Empire fell. When that day comes I will hold my head up high and proudly proclaim "I am a Visigoth!"


Xr0ssfire
Posted - 2007.12.20 19:09:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Xr0ssfire on 20/12/2007 19:11:43
Edited by: Xr0ssfire on 20/12/2007 19:10:52
As with all vast empires, they will not be picked apart, but they will implode from the inside. Time will be Judge, Jury and Executioner. In their place will be fractured empires, where more war shall be forged. Huzzah!



Emrod
Amarr
Legion Du Lys
Posted - 2007.12.22 06:05:00 - [22]
 

The capsuler empires struggles and politics are too much complex for the inner empires peoples....return to your racial cold wars and dont bother us again.

Temak Leob
Posted - 2007.12.22 21:57:00 - [23]
 

Get your tinfoil hull upgrades out, here's a doozy of a conspiracy theory:

Wouldn't it be interesting if BoB and Red Alliance had a secret pact to keep the war going indefinitely? It does keep the "hoi polloi" of both alliances occupied and spending money on the war effort, and the upper echelons can reap the profits.


 

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