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Roy Gordon
Caldari
Caldari Advanced Response Division
Power Of 3
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:34:00 - [1]
 

*The view screen winks on to show an office. Someone in a clown suit is standing in the middle of the room grinning and waving. He pulls out a streamer, starts blowing it and then cartwheels around the room before stopping and then moving up close to the screen*

See, even I can do comedy!!!

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2007.11.14 18:04:00 - [2]
 

Say, did you hear the one about the Amarrian with a university degree? CLASSIC! Laughing

Jonny Damordred
Moira.
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.11.14 18:30:00 - [3]
 

* Jonny Damordred sits at his desk, his hand splayed across his forhead in a display of confusion *

Why?


Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2007.11.14 20:04:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Jonny Damordred
Why?


Jonny, ask yourself this - if you could know, are you sure, in this circumstance - are you absolutely, God's-truth sure that you'd want to?

Jonny Damordred
Moira.
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.11.14 20:31:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Jonny Damordred
Why?


Jonny, ask yourself this - if you could know, are you sure, in this circumstance - are you absolutely, God's-truth sure that you'd want to?


Good point. I retract my question.

Cheers,
Jonny D.

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2007.11.15 09:02:00 - [6]
 

Some people say that I have absolutely no sense whatsoever, but those people are wrong.

Jonny Damordred
Moira.
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.11.15 09:22:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Jonny Damordred on 15/11/2007 09:24:09
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Some people say that I have absolutely no sense whatsoever, but those people are wrong.


You know, I could use a man like you.

Seriously, you could follow me around in a funny hat and explain my varied and plentiful virtues to all around us as I stroll from one exotic location to another. The pay is crap, the "Exotic Dancers" are good, and you get three hots and a cot.

Whatcha say?

Cheers,
Jonny D.

PS: I forgot a requirement -- You'll have to change the background of your pod-license photo to match mine. The more red fists around, the better.

Roy Gordon
Caldari
Caldari Advanced Response Division
Power Of 3
Posted - 2007.11.15 11:43:00 - [8]
 

If you are wondering why, it's known as 'satire'. If you have to ask why, then you have not been following recently events.


 

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