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Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 14:19:00 - [1]
 

Lately, Caod has been suffering from nonsense-posts like,... well, quite frankly, all of these: http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=channel&channelID=3521.

What all these posts share is a very negative and uncivilized tone. It is time to turn the tide and become more poetic; hence this post. I hereby invite all residents in EvE to partake and slug at eachother in a more poetic manner.

Here are some truthful poems I made to get us all started:

There is an alliance called Goons,
consisting strictly of buffoons;
their ability, if any,
is just being many;
and being reality immune!



Being fanboys of BoB (as you all should be aware of by now) and specially the MC; here is another poem:

If you wanna be all you can be,
grow some balls and go join the MC,
and when you apply,
fix your eyes at the sky,
and await their mighty decree.



Lastly, I would like to have some fun on behalf of the serial-poster Tassi (aka. The Nurse) and myself, Dr Kojak.

Have you heard about "the Doc" and "the Nurse"?
dressed in girdles they seem quite perverse;
remember: when you bend over
and get yourself a lover:
before it gets better, it gets worse!




Poetic contributions to this post are very much welcome.

Love from Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium YARRRR!!

Lord BlackSter
Caldari
The Syndicate Inc
Posted - 2007.11.14 14:27:00 - [2]
 

MARRY ME

Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr
GeoCorp.
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2007.11.14 14:31:00 - [3]
 

A collection of my worst Haiku's:

Tachyons pew pew..
Oh My God The DPS!
Oh ****! Out of Cap.

Nanos save me lots,
adapting is not our strength.
Mom bomb! Run like hell!

Russian in local,
Still I try to gank with Mom.
Damn, someone bring lube.

New ships make moms weep,
Remote help not an option.
Still, 40k shield.

Andargor theWise
Gallente
Collateral Damage Unlimited
Posted - 2007.11.14 14:36:00 - [4]
 

There's the drunks from IAC
Stumbling in Catch for all to see
There's lots of wine
And the women are fine
Come all and join the party!

(horrible, I know, wrote it on the spot Embarassed )

Avon
Caldari
Versatech Co.
Raiden.
Posted - 2007.11.14 14:39:00 - [5]
 

Ah, this takes me back to Xmas '04.

nync
Minmatar
Ab Origines
White Noise.
Posted - 2007.11.14 14:58:00 - [6]
 

I'm buying my weed from daroh, but looks like I'm buying ze wrong one:/
Where do you get yours, I wana try it.

Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:01:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Dr Kojak on 14/11/2007 15:05:46
Originally by: Avon
Ah, this takes me back to Xmas '04.


I am not yet a big forum-*****,
to have that post accounted for;
3 years its been active,
still very attractive;
now let us 'poet' some more.



Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium YARRRR!!

Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:07:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: nync
I'm buying my weed from daroh, but looks like I'm buying ze wrong one:/
Where do you get yours, I wana try it.


So you think I write poems on weed?
I'll get your poor ass up to speed;
I caod-attack,
to increase the smack,
on others misfortune I feed.



Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium YARRRR!!

Kryztal
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:28:00 - [9]
 

lol 4tw !

Chest McManbone
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:31:00 - [10]
 

The ones we dislike the most
Have some need to sign their own post
I bet, to boot
He wears a fursuit
This thread is horrible.

Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:33:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Chest McManbone
The ones we dislike the most
Have some need to sign their own post
I bet, to boot
He wears a fursuit
This thread is horrible.




When the Goonies are joining the fight,
you know it is amateur-night;
into local they'll pour,
like its gang-bang galore,
thats not being very polite!



Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium Laughing

Chest McManbone
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:40:00 - [12]
 

I'd respond with an insult to Church.,
But not seeing them I'm stuck in a lurch.
I mean I guess they're great
when there's MC to felate,
But I bet they suck more than Merch.

Redbad
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:41:00 - [13]
 

Lets raise a toast,
to another horrible poast,
that more may come as fond,
As help is something we are all far and beyond,

RB


Ishanda
Caldari
Dirty Filthy Perverts
Posted - 2007.11.14 15:52:00 - [14]
 

I'm not very good at this stuff,
I probably don't look all that tough.
But Waagaa a chance to insult,
I wouldn't miss for all my salt,
Although of me I'm sure he's had enough!

SARPIDON
Caldari
Malum.
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:02:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: SARPIDON on 14/11/2007 16:37:09
I was sitting at my desk at work,
staring at emails, going beserk.
I thought to myself what could be new,
visited the Church forums and took a pew.
There I clicked a link from the mighty Dr K,
Bloody genius has made my day LaughingLaughing


Edit: Mk 2

Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:07:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Chest McManbone
I'd respond with an insult to Church.,
But not seeing them I'm stuck in a lurch.
I mean I guess they're great
when there's MC to felate,
But I bet they suck more than Merch.




McManBone is stepping up to the plate,
kudos, that poem was great ;-)
you say we dont rock,
but try to undock;
you'll bend over on the very first date!



Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium YARRRR!!

Adeptus mecanicus
Caldari
The Flaming Sideburn's
Art of War Alliance
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:22:00 - [17]
 

Infod infod what have you done?
become pet's to bob from now on?
doomed to behave untill the bugle cries
and shugar daddy comes along.

dont think ill make this a living Confused

Chest McManbone
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:30:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Dr Kojak
McManBone is stepping up to the plate,
kudos, that poem was great ;-)
you say we dont rock,
but try to undock;
you'll bend over on the very first date!



Your mission is as Quixotic,
As your threats verge on homoerotic.
The subforum blazes
With Goon catchphrases
How fun and gaily chaotic!
Embarassed

Jumpgate Jack
Minmatar
Northern Exposure
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:32:00 - [19]
 

*Snip* Completely inappropriate - Valorem

Abn Matar
Minmatar
Genco
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:38:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Abn Matar on 14/11/2007 16:47:10
Edited by: Abn Matar on 14/11/2007 16:45:41
Edited by: Abn Matar on 14/11/2007 16:38:27
*snip* lets pretend that part never happened - Valorem

EDIT: I really liked the 2 first Waagaa heiku's, made me laugh...

EDIT2: Val, if you dont believe i have a drunken cat and a fat GF can i in any way convince you?

My post got tweaked,
cuz it reaked,
now i will have to watch out,
cuz i dont know if im on the wrong route,
sorry

Kariss
Gallente
Rionnag Alba
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:41:00 - [21]
 

This is a message for bob,
enough of the capital blob.
You went and said
"You're all dead"
don't you feel like a knob?

Pilk
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:47:00 - [22]
 

I try to buy anything I can
Whether or not profit be made on it
Pithum, Dark Blood, Cormack, that's my game plan
Massive stacks, I build them up bit by bit

Still, lo, I struggle, for what use can be
Gistum A-Type MicroWarp since not one
of my alts flies a Vaga? Besides, he
cannot use the two-twenty machine gun.

--

All that remains is the e-f-e-f, g-g, but I'm running out of ideas. Laughing

--P

Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:52:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Chest McManbone

Your mission is as Quixotic,
As your threats verge on homoerotic.
The subforum blazes
With Goon catchphrases
How fun and gaily chaotic!
Embarassed



In this epic eve-o funfair,
the smell of love lies in the air,
my love is whole-hearted,
you shouldnt have farted,
come on, lets have an affair!


I like you! Very Happy

Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium

KapnKaboom
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:57:00 - [24]
 

Let's see, where to begin...

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose ....

Oh wait, I don't think CAOD residents are old enough to see the rest of this one.... Twisted Evil

Friedrick Psitalon
Gallente
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Balance of Judgment
Posted - 2007.11.14 16:59:00 - [25]
 

If I may....

BRUCE gets much respect for its class,
and having ******* of brass,
but when it comes to pew-pew,
c'mon here - we're new!
So we blob when come to kick ass.


Very Happy

Dr Kojak
Gallente
Mortis Angelus
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.11.14 17:02:00 - [26]
 

800 hundred readers so far,
still, I'm the big poetic star;
I'll tune down my groove,
until you improve,
you find me over at the bar.




another way of saying bbl. Wink
Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium

Karitsa
Caldari
Black Wormholes of Apocrypha
TOGETHER WE STAND
Posted - 2007.11.14 17:19:00 - [27]
 

To russian heroes who made my day,
Evil thugs plans, from god against men - all I have to say,
PvP execution in highest degree,
only those who stood in stalingrad can disagree.


Mass breeds - only sadistic beast,
whos only goal - is skullpucking ur niece.
so sexy, bold and naughty, the one who pulls the Trigger,
in the ghost of De Sade's vanity;
its hard to be bitter to papa smurf
a
k
a

Trigger.



Boldly go to ur knees and die,
let me in in ur faction fitted wreck.
And what I feel is insanity not far from beeing shy,
painted black on the horny cabbin of geddon called Gregory Peck.


Wasted minutes,
mining rocks.

Frustrated times,
shooting sanshas.

Checking orders from people,
who got nothing else to do.

Instead I burn you,
execution of the pod in local,
5,
4
3,
2,
1,
and your bitterness if it was ur last,
feeds the pleasure.

Quit

or learn to play

its still just a game.


The God of eve,
sarcasm.


The sad feeling of beeing international,
decade before the ones seeing a computer game.

Wild Rho
Amarr
Silent Core
Posted - 2007.11.14 17:34:00 - [28]
 

You put your right arm in,
You put your right arm out,
In, out, in, out, shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey
And you turn around.
Thatís what itís all about!

Trypho
Minmatar
Reikoku
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.11.14 18:28:00 - [29]
 

Kojak is mighty, Tassi is too.
We shoot you`re asses while you CTRL-Q!

They are with many, we are with few,
they can`t stop posting while we go PEW PEW.

But still I keep reading these forums Neutral

Lucre
Gallente
STK Scientific
Black-Out
Posted - 2007.11.14 19:19:00 - [30]
 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shot them both anyway
Bugged overview...

Wink


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