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Tarminic
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.11.05 16:24:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Tarminic on 06/11/2007 20:44:17
You've heard the rumors. You've seen the aftermath. You know that I don't do **** at work. And you know that when I'm bored, I like to use my verbal IQ to write random and entertaining dribble on a forum of internet spaceships.

And you, good forum-goer, get to benefit from my insanity!
For a small fee of ISK, I will write you a whine. That's right, you! This whine can be as random, illogical, and ridiculous as you want - the less sense you make, the better! In my capable hands and with your premise as my scalpel, I shall carve a whine out of a white hot block of highly-refined nerd rage.

You can find all of my completed whines here: http://tarminicswhines.blogspot.com/

Here are the specific rules:
  • May Be Posted in any Forum

  • Must obey the rules of whatever forum in which it is posted

  • Must not contain any content that will get me warned or banned

  • The Subject must be approved first; I have the right to deny a whine I find unsuitable

  • Must be EVE Related

  • No personal attacks except in good humor


  • These whines will be constructed and deployed in a timely manner, depending upon the volume of requests I am fulfilling at the time. Generally, expect a waiting period of no less than 72 hours. Any longer and you may cancel your request and have the right to be refunded any ISK sent in advance.

    Pricing Specifics:
  • 10 Million ISK base price (up to 4000 characters)

  • 10 Million ISK for each additional 4000 characters

  • 50% Surcharge for posting in CAOD (to recoup brain bleach costs)

  • 10% Surcharge for pink text


  • Let the whines begin!

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:25:00 - [2]
     


    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:26:00 - [3]
     

    (RESERVED FOR ADDITIONAL LISTINGS)

    Arvald
    Caldari
    Drunken Space Irish
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 - [4]
     

    i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums Very Happy

    Barbaro55a
    Caldari
    Vanishing Point.
    The Initiative.
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 - [5]
     

    Edited by: Barbaro55a on 05/11/2007 16:27:47
    Possible first in an epic tread.

    Edit, Grrrr

    Vitrael
    Reaper Industries
    Cry Havoc.
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 - [6]
     

    Yes, you do spam and whine a lot.

    Go away now?

    Sheriff Jones
    Amarr
    Clinical Experiment
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:28:00 - [7]
     

    Originally by: Arvald
    i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums Very Happy


    And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership Laughing

    John McDuff
    Caldari
    Jovian Labs
    Jovian Enterprises
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:28:00 - [8]
     

    hey! you're unpink-ed

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:30:00 - [9]
     

    Originally by: Vitrael
    Yes, you do spam and whine a lot.

    Go away now?

    If you strike me down, I shall only become stronger.

    Originally by: Sheriff Jones
    Originally by: Arvald
    i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums Very Happy


    And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership Laughing

    That works. Smile

    Barbaro55a
    Caldari
    Vanishing Point.
    The Initiative.
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:31:00 - [10]
     

    Originally by: Sheriff Jones
    Originally by: Arvald
    i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums Very Happy


    And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership Laughing


    I do hope your going to get a Union going to limit the work hours Tar can do in one day.... I think he's overdoing it lately.

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.05 16:32:00 - [11]
     

    Originally by: Barbaro55a
    I do hope your going to get a Union going to limit the work hours Tar can do in one day.... I think he's overdoing it lately.

    I do actually have a significant backlog of requests at the moment. Laughing

    Snake Doctor
    MacroIntel
    Posted - 2007.11.05 17:10:00 - [12]
     

    I miss your pink.

    Reticenti
    Loc-Nar
    Posted - 2007.11.05 17:15:00 - [13]
     

    /me is said that there is no moar pink ugh

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.05 17:56:00 - [14]
     

    Indeed, the age of pink is over. Saddening as it is, the show must go on.

    omiNATION
    Gallente
    TBC
    VENOM Alliance
    Posted - 2007.11.05 18:03:00 - [15]
     

    O_o the pink! it's gone!

    Cinimrat
    Amarr
    Black Flame Industries
    Posted - 2007.11.05 19:24:00 - [16]
     

    I, someone who is certainly not Tarminic's alt, support this thread!

    Jenny Spitfire
    Caldari
    Posted - 2007.11.05 19:49:00 - [17]
     

    If this is really a good business, I also want to offer my services but at 3x of Tarminic for normal services and 5x for premium services. :)

    I am a big fan of Tarm. EmbarassedVery Happy

    JamnOne
    Amarr
    Posted - 2007.11.05 19:50:00 - [18]
     

    Just want to say congrats on losing the pink.

    Velodra Gison
    Dawn of a new Empire
    Pure.
    Posted - 2007.11.05 19:56:00 - [19]
     

    It was much better in pink. Razz

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.05 21:16:00 - [20]
     

    Originally by: JamnOne
    Just want to say congrats on losing the pink.

    I kind of miss it really. Sad

    Karen Serasia
    Posted - 2007.11.05 21:24:00 - [21]
     

    Same, as soon as my nooby hands amass 10 mil isk I'll be sure to give ya a call baby.

    SiJira
    Posted - 2007.11.05 22:07:00 - [22]
     

    i support this service

    Shiner BockBeer
    Go Go Gadget ForumPostingAlt
    Posted - 2007.11.05 22:15:00 - [23]
     

    Edited by: Shiner BockBeer on 05/11/2007 22:15:31
    You have an extra money-making opportunity here, Tarminic.

    Add a pink text surchage!

    **Edit ****** fingers.

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.06 14:30:00 - [24]
     

    Originally by: Shiner BockBeer
    Edited by: Shiner BockBeer on 05/11/2007 22:15:31
    You have an extra money-making opportunity here, Tarminic.

    Add a pink text surchage!

    **Edit ****** fingers.

    Done. Cool

    Maltitol
    Gallente
    Tides of Silence
    Posted - 2007.11.06 14:35:00 - [25]
     

    Being one of Tarminic's customers x3, i will say that he is true to his word, completes the whines in a timely fashion, and after that 'nerf me' thread made my year with pure hilarity!


    Good job Tarminic, you've got a happy customer here and once i pew pew a little more and put isk back in my wallet, maybe a few more classic whines will be on the way Twisted Evil

    CCP Prism X


    Gallente
    C C P
    C C P Alliance
    Posted - 2007.11.06 14:36:00 - [26]
     

    Originally by: Tarminic
  • 10% Surcharge for pink text



  • *Whistles an innocent tune..*

    Sister Impotentata
    Elite Angels Of Death
    Posted - 2007.11.06 14:37:00 - [27]
     

    Whines are only possible on EVE forums? You won't do an EVE related whine on a non-EVE forum?

    Kirjava
    Shiva
    Morsus Mihi
    Posted - 2007.11.06 14:39:00 - [28]
     

    Being a customer 3 times oer - who else but me could demand a thread proving Michal Palin, Thatcher and France were to blame for the Douglas Adams Magi style server?
    I reccomend this service - given I sent money a while back for a post that never seemed to appear - could I commision in it's stead one about the ISD / Devs attacking the forums with a zeal unrivaled since Friday 13th in which the Knights Templar were wiped out?
    Yours partialy insanely,
    Kirjava.

    Rogue 2
    Amarr
    Posted - 2007.11.06 15:18:00 - [29]
     

    Wow. Making ISK for wriing other peoples' whines. You sir, are my hero.

    Tarminic
    Dreddit
    Test Alliance Please Ignore
    Posted - 2007.11.06 15:20:00 - [30]
     

    Originally by: Sister Impotentata
    Whines are only possible on EVE forums? You won't do an EVE related whine on a non-EVE forum?

    I would be willing to whine on other forums if it's EVE related. In fact, one of my current projects is just that.


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