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Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 01:03:00 - [1]
 

Objective - Management consulting (which comprises strategy consulting and operations consulting) refers to both the practice of helping companies to improve performance through analysis of existing business problems and development of future plans, as well as to the industry composed of firms that specialize in this sort of consulting.

I have been around since early 2004 and have played in every type of atmosphere available to an EVE Online subscriber. Currently I am looking for something new and exciting. As I am currently pursuing a degree at a major university in Management and plan to work for a consulting firm once I graduate. Currently I am working at a marketing firm while attending college and my job is pretty broad as I take care of the recruitment, interviewing, training and firing of employees and also retention rate of said employees.

My first project was with a small Corporation of about 60 members who wished to increase their membership to 200 active pilots. Then join a 0.0 alliance and after gaining some experience create an alliance. After successfully completing these objectives I left to find another project. My second project and the one I just finished was quit simple, they wished to achieve a corporate balance of 10 billion isk and a personal balance of 1 billion for their 40 members.

I do have certain requirements however before I agree to sign on as a consultant with a Corporation. They must have at least 40 active members and a solid set of leaders. Also their leaders must be more concerned with how their members are doing than their own wallet. If you think you meet these requirements and wish to discuss using my services please send an EVE-Mail to me and I will contact you.

Also I want to point out that I require no roles, no hanger access, nor wallet access. Nor do my services cost anything, if you wish at the end of my employment to give me a partying gift I will not turn it down.

Also I do more than just increase membership and wallet size. I have helped a personal friend get into the capital production business and another setup a POS network. I will come up with a strategic plan for any and all goals that you might have. Also I want to point out this is not a get rich or get big scheme, this will take dedication and work.

Hank Soral
Posted - 2007.10.11 01:14:00 - [2]
 

+10 points for giving the scam scene a new facelift

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 01:18:00 - [3]
 

How do you expect me to scam a Corporation when I said I require no roles, no hanger access nor wallet access? Are they putting magic skill trees into Rev III?

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 03:09:00 - [4]
 

I also want to point out as a few people have asked me, yes this is an alt. I am not going to give out my real in-game name because I don't want to attract wardecs to the people I am helping. Would be a bit counter productive.

MarcusCole
Gallente
Sock Robbers Inc.
Syndicate.
Posted - 2007.10.11 07:40:00 - [5]
 

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."


says it all really :)

Captain Akin
Posted - 2007.10.11 07:46:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: MarcusCole
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."


says it all really :)


LOL i spent a good 10-15 minutes after reading this still laughing

Izo Azlion
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.10.11 08:21:00 - [7]
 

The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.

CCP Atropos

Posted - 2007.10.11 11:36:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: MarcusCole
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."


says it all really :)

I hereby endorse this humourous post.

MarcusCole
Gallente
Sock Robbers Inc.
Syndicate.
Posted - 2007.10.11 12:54:00 - [9]
 

\o/

my work here is done

Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
Posted - 2007.10.11 13:10:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: MarcusCole
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."


says it all really :)


Fracking owned. :)

PS: I know the joke, heard it before, but not like this. This is without a doubt the best version i've read so far. :)

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 14:01:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Izo Azlion
The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.



The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 14:02:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Sutekh Ra on 11/10/2007 14:13:57
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: MarcusCole
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."


says it all really :)

I hereby endorse this humourous post.


Its good to see CCP now endorses trolling.. Another win for CCP in my book.

Edit - and to the jokester, funny but as you can see I am not charging anything for my services to its like comparing oranges and apples.

Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
Posted - 2007.10.11 14:20:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/10/2007 14:22:49
Originally by: Sutekh Ra
Originally by: Izo Azlion
The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.



The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


I doubt they need consulting - maybe Mist3r Evil/ GM seeing what a complete tool he is, and the dev that posted, commented just on the joke, not your thread. In fact you are noq trolling him, for appreciating a joke.

So let's see what we have so far.
You are a very young character - don't have a picture, you claim to be playing since 2004 yet you show no proof of this, you claim to have helped 2 corporations grow and become very strong. I fail to see ppl actually coming forward and supporting this claim.
You say you need no roles to do this, I say you can gain trust and then ask for roles, or you can put your alt in without them knowing and then rob them, or that you sell all of their intel to a rival.
If your intentions are not pure, everybody can see right through this. If your intentions are pure, you need to sit up from the PC and realise that EVE is just a game and people play it for that, not to be uber-rich or something. The ppl that actually enjoy becoming rich in this game, don't need your help and would probably be able to give you lessons. :)

PS: Also, you are a complete idiot.
Out of 3-4 guys that posted here, all but one have said you are a scam, and you actually attack the one that hasn't expressed an opinion because he is a dev ?
If you are a consultant in RL, you are a FAILURE, a waste of flesh and bones. You are going to school for nothing, because you lack common sense, something they cannot teach you in classes.

Exphexis
m3 Corp
Posted - 2007.10.11 14:42:00 - [14]
 

someone convo'ed me and my director yesterday offering exactly the same - but with a different ingame name... hmmmm...!

Oh and that joke made me lolz (",)

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 16:08:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Setana Manoro
Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/10/2007 14:22:49
Originally by: Sutekh Ra
Originally by: Izo Azlion
The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.



The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


TROLLING Edited for Space


If you don't wish to talk to me about my services please do not post trolling messages on this thread.

Izo Azlion
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.10.11 16:14:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Sutekh Ra
Originally by: Izo Azlion
The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.



The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


If a CEO cant CEO his own corp, the corp dies, and another one is born. So yeah, there is no use. Your clearly not an established character either, thanks to the ! as an avatar.


Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 16:23:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Izo Azlion
Originally by: Sutekh Ra
Originally by: Izo Azlion
The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.



The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


If a CEO cant CEO his own corp, the corp dies, and another one is born. So yeah, there is no use. Your clearly not an established character either, thanks to the ! as an avatar.




Did you happen to read the thread where it states this is an alt and where if a Corporation is looking to use my services and they meet my requirments that I will speak to them with my main. Why would I want to draw a big bullseye on the people I am trying to help???? Seriously if you want to troll read the thread your trolling first. But thanks for keeping my thread on page 1.

Izo Azlion
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.10.11 17:17:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Sutekh Ra
Originally by: Izo Azlion
Originally by: Sutekh Ra
Originally by: Izo Azlion
The fact this post is in Crime and Punishment says it all.



The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


If a CEO cant CEO his own corp, the corp dies, and another one is born. So yeah, there is no use. Your clearly not an established character either, thanks to the ! as an avatar.




Did you happen to read the thread where it states this is an alt and where if a Corporation is looking to use my services and they meet my requirments that I will speak to them with my main. Why would I want to draw a big bullseye on the people I am trying to help???? Seriously if you want to troll read the thread your trolling first. But thanks for keeping my thread on page 1.


its very easy for someone to find out who you are, if they really wanted too.

Stop assuming everyones a troll. The joke above is very true, and funny. But I'm posting about the irony that this is posted in Crime and Punishment - it can very easily come across as a scam.


MarcusCole
Gallente
Sock Robbers Inc.
Syndicate.
Posted - 2007.10.11 17:20:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: MarcusCole on 11/10/2007 17:22:17

Its good to see CCP now endorses trolling.. Another win for CCP in my book.

Edit - and to the jokester, funny but as you can see I am not charging anything for my services to its like comparing oranges and apples.


1. Your own post makes a suggestion of providing a "gratuity" for services rendered...what would you suggest as a suitable amount for results achieved/time spent?

2. You may not need roles/wallet/hanger access, but the amount of intel you could gather while working in this role would be considerable...POS locations, freighter routes, bases of operations, let alone favoured ship types/setups peak times for members online, this information in the wrong hands could cause large amount of damage.

3. Your seem awfully egotistical and sensitive for a professional management connsultant, this is a game, this is entertainment..next thing you know we will have lawyers suing for compensation due to podding related injuries...


4. I also note the lack of identifiable references from satisfied customers :)

My post was just a friendly way of saying "caveat emptor"

(besides 2004 is just a noob anyway :) )

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 17:36:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: MarcusCole

1. Your own post makes a suggestion of providing a "gratuity" for services rendered...what would you suggest as a suitable amount for results achieved/time spent?

2. You may not need roles/wallet/hanger access, but the amount of intel you could gather while working in this role would be considerable...POS locations, freighter routes, bases of operations, let alone favoured ship types/setups peak times for members online, this information in the wrong hands could cause large amount of damage.

3. Your seem awfully egotistical and sensitive for a professional management connsultant, this is a game, this is entertainment..next thing you know we will have lawyers suing for compensation due to podding related injuries...


4. I also note the lack of identifiable references from satisfied customers :)

My post was just a friendly way of saying "caveat emptor"

(besides 2004 is just a noob anyway :) )


1 - Not sure what exactly your asking about, I assume your refering to the paragraph where I said i'd take a parting gift if they wanted to. That was more of a joke than an actual statement, like I said I require no payment, I've been playing for awhile and have everything I need.

2 - Most of the Corporations I will be helping probably won't have POSs or many frieghter pilots. However yes it is quit possible someone doing what I was doing could get that information however all I would really need to do is just act like I am looking for employment as most of the Corporations I will be helping will already be actively recruiting so even you could get that information.

3 - I am trying to help people achieve their goals quicker whatever those goals might be. Its frustrating when people make the posts that they do. Its sad that in a community such as this the people that give forums a bad name are always the ones who post. Except for your post there hasn't been a single post asking questions about my services they have all been flames or trolling. If you don't want to talk to me about what I do then you shouldn't post its pretty simple. There are a lot of friendly people in the EVE community its just sad that you hardly see them.

4 - If you were a CEO who just used my services why would you want to announce your Corporation has a capital program, or 10b isk wallet, or any of the other things I might help one achieve? That would be a quick way to get a wardec on your Corporation asking for a hefty ransom. I am not going to do that to people I just helped.

Rhiraven
Gallente
Millennion Organization
Posted - 2007.10.11 20:08:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Sutekh Ra
The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


You heard it here first, folks. There is a killing to be made in scamming scammers! Just remember, "A pirate is a better con-man than a con-man is a pirate."

Rudy Metallo
Veto.
Posted - 2007.10.11 20:14:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Rhiraven
Originally by: Sutekh Ra
The fact that pirate and criminal organizations might need consulting services might have slipped your grasp no?


You heard it here first, folks. There is a killing to be made in scamming scammers! Just remember, "A pirate is a better con-man than a con-man is a pirate."


Since when are pirates scammers?

Don't speak anymore.

Apsa1ar
ElitistOps
Posted - 2007.10.11 20:15:00 - [23]
 

Come on, everyone knows it's Brioni, not Broni.

:)

Sutekh Ra
Cypher Consulting Services
Posted - 2007.10.11 21:43:00 - [24]
 

You guys need to lay off the haterade... No I am kidding keep posting it keeps my thread at the top.


 

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