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Caalin
Posted - 2007.09.23 22:16:00 - [61]
 

Joke:
A man is sitting down having breakfast when he hears the door bell ring. The man gets up, walks to and opens the door. It's a snail. The man picks it up and tosses it into the yard.

...a year goes by...

The same man is again sitting down for breakfast and hears the door bell ring. He gets up, walks to and opens the door. It's the same snail. The snail says "What was that all about!"


Z33ro
FinFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2007.09.23 22:32:00 - [62]
 

This one is a nice character huh? I was browsing to buy a Game code and saw this topic, first I thought this was an auction starting with 1 isk. The skillsets are mostly look like mine z33ro character :-) I'm not good at poems and literature, nevertheless I'd like to have this character, so I'll then have 2 of the Gallentian, making them brothers ^__^ About me I'm a vietnamese guy (rare event right? but yes there are like 20 Vnmese in this game nowadays, I'm so happy! ^___^ ) I've been playing this game since the end of 2003, beginning of the 2004, when there was the real Curse Alliance, G Alliance, The 5ive, Stain, Xetics and so on, I had a nicely character "Tirith" and had to sold it to one of my friend because I needed money, too bad I was then unemployed and the g/f - u kno :-( I decided to play eve again since 2005 and still do it now, enjoynin' the game as it is. I'm taking EVE as a game, something you can relax, not too serious as many of people here do, so I never smack, trollin forums and go into conflicts. I started to play this game since the Apocalipse BS fitting was mainly in shield tanking, old in-game interface, the lag then was Ok to play, when megacyte cost 40k per unit and people mined it a lot in hidden belts, making real good in-game cash, I still remember the macro stuff and so on.
I think the honesty is the best policy, both in real life and in game, and I can promise you I'll play this character properly, the first thing I will do is to finish the advanced learnings to lvl 4, the Energy system Op to lvl 5, some navigation and then Gunnery, I can see some crappy skills that not needed yet, I can see you trained everythin u could in this poor character :-) Me myself hate mining, hauling and all the boring things, I like fireworks, so I think I will use this character to pvp too, my computer can load 2 chars, I think 2 thanatoses look a way better than 2 Iterons or Roaqls ^__^
Next thing I promise you not to re-sell it, yes you can call this a free gift for any lucky guy, and you never sure if the guy re-sells it for isk or not, so this you get my word, of a vietnamese guy :-)
To finish my letter, I'd advice you not to delete this character if even no one wins it, just give it to one of you friend or sell it and give in-game cash to some new players that need it as charity (sometimes I use my alt that I keep my isk in to join the newb channel and give people like 5 million isks for their first frigs and learning skills :-)) wish you all the best with your future, with the way you chose, looks like you're old enough so this game got bored for you. I'm 21 years old and I think I will stuck in this game for a while more. If I dont get this character then all the good wishes to whoever wins it, and please take the very best care of it. Ok, I'm pressing the Post button now, sorry for my english if its not good or correct somewhere and all the mistakes I made when write this letter.
Regards,
Z33ro

Z33ro
FinFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2007.09.23 22:45:00 - [63]
 

Edited by: Z33ro on 23/09/2007 23:16:54




PS: and yes, if you want a video then you can see this short movie about Vietnam war with the America,
Arrow youtube.com/watch?v=dP4GaprkAJg

this is a historic movie, an event in our and world's history page, lot of sad stories and tears, so sorry mate I cannot post a funny or something joke about this.
I was in the US, Washington and was in the Korean and Vietnamese memorial squares, in the end of the clip you can see an american soldier holding the country flag, crying in front of the memorial where there is the list of the soldiers during the Vietnam war.

all pretty sad, I offer you to hear one of my favorite old song "Endless love" sang by D.Ross and Lionel, edited to be cool duet Bush & Blair

Arrow youtube.com/watch?v=rNpoS6jOty4


Caalin
Posted - 2007.09.23 22:47:00 - [64]
 

Poem:

Here I sit once again in my pod
The prick in the carrier thinking he's god
I'd give my left nut, to wipe the floor with his butt
You'll not find a more noble cause.

hehe

Xynosura
Posted - 2007.09.23 23:14:00 - [65]
 

Edited by: Xynosura on 23/09/2007 23:14:10
I have seen the unholy
crying out loud for peace
everything i had, i gave away
Free at last
on my own and holy way
rats no more
crying out load for peace
eve is no more

slatternia
Posted - 2007.09.24 00:23:00 - [66]
 

hey hi iceforce

what can i say. a friend of mine introduced me to eve about a year and a half ago. i'm still playing because i do love the game, even though i often get annoyed when i get podded for my own stupidity. slatternia is my first toon, in my first online game and i am still loyal to her. i will admit i didn't do such a great job of setting her up but she is, after all, my first eve creation. loyalty is a virtue that is always well tested. if you honor me by transfering your character to me it would most definately increase my playing enjoyment tremendously but slatternia will be my number one, always. i know i will eventually get to drive a carrier and wouldn't mind doing it sooner than later so i am posting this reply.

thank you for taking the time to read this.

a little groaner follows. it is a favorite because it was told to me by my eldest son when he was 5 years old.

question why did the 3 legged dog go into the bar?

answer he was looking for the man who shot his paw!

see what i mean about cheesey. lol

fly safe

slatt


uncalfesta
Posted - 2007.09.24 00:24:00 - [67]
 

I|ntelligent
C|harismatic
E|nlightened
F|riendly
O|mnipotent
R|esourceful
C|aring
E|xcellent

Inspir
Gallente
VersaTech Interstellar Ltd.
Southern Cross Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.24 00:30:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: Inspir on 24/09/2007 00:33:03
Interesting concept.

Be sure to post some of the more original evemails you get at the end, im sure you will receive many. Good luck!


I dont know if you will empathise with mine, but hey its what came out Wink

edit: spell

tommy22
Posted - 2007.09.24 01:07:00 - [69]
 

Heres my try.

Despite many perils endured in outer space
there are some who fight these perils and some who will let these perils consume them.
Within Eve the power of the player versus player is paramount to some people's fun.
Whereas there are some who prefer the less destructive but also fun side of industry.

Therefore to whom this may concern, Eve is a game of many perils and many wins but overall it must be fun.

My best wishes to all and congratulations to whoever wins this competition


Foreman Mao
Posted - 2007.09.24 01:17:00 - [70]
 

Interested in a new MMO? I just so happen to have a second beta account for Warhammer Online...

Trader Bait
Posted - 2007.09.24 02:02:00 - [71]
 

Edited by: Trader Bait on 24/09/2007 02:03:34
Edited by: Trader Bait on 24/09/2007 02:02:30
*joke*

An old man in his 70's goes to the doctor one day.
When he arrives , he asks the doctor for 1 dollar worth of viagra.
The doctor says, "I think your going to need more than that".
The old man says, "I just want to stop peeing in my shoes."


*another joke*

Frank and Tom are talking to each other.
Frank says to Tom, "My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms".
Tom says thats horrible.
Frank says that ain't the half of it My second wife she just died a few days ago from a gun shot wound to the head.
Tom says, "oh my god I'm really sorry to hear that". How did that happen?
Frank says, "she wouldn't eat the mushrooms".


Enjoy and I hope I win.

Joypipe
Posted - 2007.09.24 02:08:00 - [72]
 

Edited by: Joypipe on 24/09/2007 02:20:22
Edited by: Joypipe on 24/09/2007 02:14:21
Hola IceForce!

I saw your message in Alliance mail so I thought I'd come drop a few lines why I would like to take over your character.

1. I am alliance...

2. I started playing the game 2 or more months ago and love to play eve. My character sadly is a big carebear. Though I love providing service to my alliance mates in the way of free minerals and greatly reduced prices on market items (I haul in T2 items for fleet fighters and price them BELOW all other prices on the K25/BWF/TDE markets), I would like to provide a more support in the way of PVP. I'm dieing to get out there in something bigger than a frigate!

3. I haven't bothered to look at all the skills and assets you are offering with your character but it doesn't matter to me as long as your character can get out and fight with something BS or bigger I will equip him and get out there and fight the fight against our alliance enemies. Maybe make a few stops to kill the *****es that have killed my carebear :)

4. I will be my priority to continue your characters training to be the most lethal killer possible.

5. With a pvp character at my disposal I can continue my carebear on the path to more carebear stuff!

Thanks for your time!

Have you tried Lord of the Rings Online? Great graphics. Worth a trial. I won't say it's great cause I like to let other people form their own opinions.

Get a motorcyle! I love mine! 1750 miles in just over a month since I bought it! If you're tall 6'+ I would suggest the motorcycle I bought, a 2008 Buell Ulysses. Http://www.buell.com (btw Buell is owned by Harley Davidson so no beat downs from Harley riders at bars) so far I've gotten it up to 118 miles/hour before I decided that I better just go to a race track for that kind of thing. Corners like a shuttle!

Good luck with choosing someone to transfer your toon to. If you need some 'assets' in WOW I have some toons/gold I don't play with anymore.

Joke: She's dead Jim, but still warm... shall we flip a coin?
Joke: He's dead Jim, get his wallet, I have his tricorder.
Joke: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
quote: He who laughs last is a slow thinker!

I've been in the US Air Force for 15 years doing 'Space' jobs the whole time. I apply our core values everyday in game and out!

JoypipeVery Happy

Maqu Zan
Posted - 2007.09.24 02:10:00 - [73]
 

Who ever stands behind this avatar IceForce I hope you find what you looking for in your new adventures.

Shadow op's
Posted - 2007.09.24 02:22:00 - [74]
 

Edited by: Shadow op''s on 24/09/2007 02:23:40
why should i have it there is lots of ppl that can use a character like this but...
i love the game i play fair and work hard i have been in ops etc..

iceforce would have a place to pvp in my eyes and would be fun at that

so why should i have this toon better than others i don't but with an opportunity to play and dam good toon

if i had a chance Very Happy


Vaughn'x
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.09.24 02:25:00 - [75]
 

i'll kill lots and lots of people if you give me the character :D ^_^ lots... lol

Xvine
Posted - 2007.09.24 02:43:00 - [76]
 

WOOT!!!!! PENGUINS!!!!!

Firnas
Minmatar
The Nintendo Generation
Snatch Victory
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:00:00 - [77]
 

I decided to just tell the truth. I figure thats the easiest way for someone to judge worthiness of a thing.


I've played mpogs for a long time, cut my teeth on Ultima with some good friends and my little brother, and that's where a significant chunk of my gaming life was kept. We played for years and as anyone can tell you, the longer you play, the more things your game style encompasses. My friends and I built up rather a well respected guild, and had generally one of the more enjoyable times ive ever spent with friends, at least out of real life. We did a fair bit of everything, alliance related pvp, crafting, and some good old fashioned RP hehe.

Some friends rolled on to Asherons and other games, but Star Wars Galaxies loomed on the horizon, and we all prepared to start up and start strong. 3 months before Galaxies debuted, my little brother died when a semi lost control and hit him on the way home. I won't get into what that did to me in depth, I'm sure people's imagination is suitable to the task, but when Galaxies started, we dedicated the corp to him, and did everything we could, to make Ian Industries a name known throughout the entire server. I'm obviously biased, but I'd say we did a fairly good job, and we had managed to keep virtually all of our RL friends togethor thru a game switch, while I and we all felt my brothers loss and noticed his absence, we kept his memory alive well and honored it in a way that all of us could help with, and it opened the path for me to make a closer relationship with his twin brother, whom I had never been as close to, when he started playing with us in the guild named as my brothers memorial.

Then Sony destroyed the game.... and we lost our memorial. People scattered to the winds, some came here to Eve, some quit for awhile, and I decided to focus on getting things on track. Years later now, I have finished my degree, have a decent job, and on a spontaneous decision, started playing Eve again with the 2 friends who came here after Star Wars. I immediately fell in love with the game, and after some talking with others, we managed to get all of our friends back in the game. We've got some grandiose plans, including in the seriously long term, placing an outpost named in my brothers memory in a defendable point. I think we can do this with the RL friends that have come back to us, and some of their friends. We've just been working in our respective alliances and corps to this effect, working towards the day when we can set up our own group again.... we are setting up a good infrastructure, when we play togethor we always play 100% shared, but we cant seem to keep the ISK flowing in more than the need, we're always buying things for invention or other aspects of the game that we're putting infrastructure in. Now that we're about ready to make an attempt to make the Ian Industries alliance, I find that we need a capital pilot, both for carrier jumping and for defense of the system... and I have been looking for one, but despairing of the costs.

Its a critical component of my dream,,, regardless of whether or not I could win this contest, I will continue with the dream, I made a promise to keep the memorial going, and Sony took that away from me, so I plan on rebuilding it here, but this would mark off one important checkmark, and especially one that I can't solve no matter how hard I work. I can't MAKE skillpoints accumulate faster than they do, so it's a fixed amount of time before I can get the needed carrier/dread capability.


I'm lucky enough to be playing with my little brother and my friends again, and I think this could possibly be one of the best chances I have to help solidify our possibility to properly honor Ian. I didn't post this to intend to tug on people's heart strings, it's just the simple truth, and I thought that would be best if I was going to ask for something this important. Thank you for reading.

Thoramir
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:29:00 - [78]
 

The sounds of missles colliding with the shields were comming quicker now and the impact was taking its toll. The pilot knew he wasn't going to last much longer and eyed the auto-eject button on his Raven...but no. If this was truly happening he was going to go down with his ship.

The warning lights began to flash and the lighting dimmed. Sparks began to shower down all around him and he knew that this was the end. Suddenly...silence. Everything moved in slow motion for a split second and the only thing that ran through his mind was that there was so much left unfinished. So many battles yet to fight. What a sad, sad thought. Then with a thunderous boom the ship exploded into a thousand pieces, piercing the blackness of space with a shower of brilliant colors.

*2 weeks later*

Everything felt so cold. Wait...cold? Suddenly a thousand senses rushed back to the pilot with a violent surge that sent aches and pains running through his body. Slowly he opened his eyes. A brilliant white light blurred his vision and for a moment he wished he was back in that vast emptiness that had seemed so eternal.

"Ah...you're awake." The voice echoed in his ears for a moment. Who was talking to him? Wasn't he dead?

"I wasn't sure you would ever wake up. Corporal, go tell the doctor that the experiment was a sucess."

"Yes sir," the second voice, that of a woman, came from across the room and the pilot heard the faint sound of footsteps leaving the room.

A moment later another set of footsteps could be heard, but these were louder and with much more haste. Then came a sharp pinch at the pilots forearm, and he could feel a needle being inserted into him. With a surge of adrenaline that was obviously from some sort of booster drug made the pilot sit upright in one suprisingly fast movement.

"Ah much better. Can you hear me soldier? Do you know what your name is? What is the date? Do you remember anything about what happened to you?" The man who was obviously a doctor or scientist of some sort began spitting questions at the pilot so quickly he almost wasn't able to make out what was being said.

"Uh, not really. I remember an explosion, and now...I'm here," replied the pilot.

"Oh well, thats of no concern. You are awake and are responding much better than I could ever have dreamed," the doctor said with an obvious sense of satisfaction.

"Uh, where am I...and what the hell is goin on?" asked the pilot.

"Don't worry soldier I will fill you in, but in the meantime I just want you to get some rest. You'll need it."

*1 month later*


Over time the pilot thought that his memories would return. That one day he would wake up and be able to remember his family, his home, his friends...but nothing. Nothing of his former life could be recalled even vaguely...except for that of the explosion and the thundering boom that echoed in his dreams.

But that life was over. It didn't matter if he could recall it. That part of him was dead, and the only thing that mattered now was his new life. The life that the "doctor" had given him.

Over the course of a month the doctor told the pilot of the debris his search party had found on one of the outlying asteroid belts near their research station. How they had found a lone survivor, floating in an escape pod on the brink of death.

They had brough him to their station. His bloodied body too damaged by the cold of space to be healed. So in a desperate act to save the pilot they tried an experiment, one that had never been done before. They had taken his brain and transplanted it into the body of one of their military officers who had been in a coma for over 12 months. The experiment...a sucess. He had survived, and in this new body codenamed "Iceforce" he had been given a second chance.

Boarding his Thanatos he now leaves the station to make a new life, wherever that may take him...

*Hopefully to be coninued*



Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:30:00 - [79]
 

you should sell to me because I'm awesome, and I love eve. Your character will see many more hours of playtime. If I ever quit Eve I plan to give away my characters in such a manner as yourself. I think your Character is awesome and already have many ideas to make it better.

OMFG i was just made very happy, you are -10.0 Very Happy

I would love nothing more then to continue on with the pew pew in your absence. I am looking froward to going -10 myself. Currently my corp isn't headed in that direction, but someday I will. I don't have the billions to buy a character, if i did i wouldn't be here asking for yours.

I have failed too many times with alcohol and women, by giving me your character you are saying that alcohol and women are the next thing. after eve other mmos are a waste of your time. I am not going to try and impress you with any jokes, or my farming abilities. I just want to have some fun with Eve, and for you to have fun in life.

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:54:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Fitz Bonham
Edited by: Fitz Bonham on 23/09/2007 21:14:27

Well to be honest I dont have nothing to offer with a little exception: my wishes.

If you give me your character its my wish to keep alive what you made. In this universe only a few give something for free, you can count them with the fingers of a single hand and thats why i will use your character to help to those who need help, and to fight to those who ganks everyone that appears in his overview. These are my whises i dont have much more to offer except this.

If you want a poem ... here you have a spanish one :)

Tengo tiempo para quererte
pero los segundos se acaban,
no me da tiempo a decirte,
a besarte con sentimientos,
a estremecerte con caricias,
tengo tiempo para amarte
si este segundo es eterno.


hahah boy i have ganked and grified so much that this character would never be able to help anything else than it`s owner get extreme pleasure

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:56:00 - [81]
 

Originally by: VonPunisher
Edited by: VonPunisher on 23/09/2007 22:47:56
Edited by: VonPunisher on 23/09/2007 22:39:06
Hi Iceforce,

I read your post in Alliance mail and thought what an oppertunity it would be to adopt your charcter. As you may know, many smaller corps in SMASH have been told to come up with some rather huge jumps in Corporation needs to support SMASH. At this point no one in our corp is able to front the ISK to buy a capital ship....and I'm pretty sure no one possess the skills to pilot one.....But it is not just the ship.

But to begin from the srart. Sometime back I started playing Counter Strike Source on the Old Bastards Clan Servers "OBC" I meet some really cool people (Desperatehousewife and Super Soldier) and they invited me to start playing EVE again. So I started all over playing EVE again after letting go three great charaters of my own well over a year and a half ago. So starting off from new again, which was quite a shock...But the guys in OBP Old Bastards Pub really helped me out. I meet alot of great people in the corp from all over the world. We have ratted, mined, and ganged up to kill off the enemies of SMASH togather. Even though my guy is a NOOB everyone has been patient to help him out and explain how things have changed in EVE since I left long ago.

But a few days ago the order came down from Peoke that we needed to move into other SMASH corps (for what reasons I do not know or understand) thus desolving OBP. It seems everyone is moving on to other Corps and some are talking about leaving this side of space all togather. I hate to see this group of great players and people go away.
So, I would ask for you to consider me when you decided to pass on this character not only can it keep our guys and girls togather, but add to the firepower of OBP but help us move towards the lofty goals set by Poeke.

But heres the real "*****" our Ceo's have been working hard at forming this Corp and to see it just go away is a really bad deal for them and us. Adding a powerful charater and a much need ship to the Corp may be a great start to turning things around. I have not spoke with out Ceo's much as of late but I do not think they are all too happy seeing OBP desolve.

If all else fails and the Corp is lost I promise to keep IceForce in SMASH and help in future confilcts. If things do not work out in SMASH I will move IceForce to Greener fields of glory far away for all that is SMASH and Roadkill.

In closing, when it comes for me to move on from Eve, I will pass "IceForce" on just like you have here. So he will live on, and not die in some database.

Thanks for checking this out..VonPunisher.


deserves atention.

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:58:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: Z33ro
Edited by: Z33ro on 23/09/2007 23:16:54




PS: and yes, if you want a video then you can see this short movie about Vietnam war with the America,
Arrow youtube.com/watch?v=dP4GaprkAJg

this is a historic movie, an event in our and world's history page, lot of sad stories and tears, so sorry mate I cannot post a funny or something joke about this.
I was in the US, Washington and was in the Korean and Vietnamese memorial squares, in the end of the clip you can see an american soldier holding the country flag, crying in front of the memorial where there is the list of the soldiers during the Vietnam war.

all pretty sad, I offer you to hear one of my favorite old song "Endless love" sang by D.Ross and Lionel, edited to be cool duet Bush & Blair

Arrow youtube.com/watch?v=rNpoS6jOty4




u have a chance

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:58:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Maqu Zan
Who ever stands behind this avatar IceForce I hope you find what you looking for in your new adventures.

my new adventure is udnerstanding the true nature of the people of eve

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 03:59:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Xvine
WOOT!!!!! PENGUINS!!!!!

:DDDD

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 04:00:00 - [85]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
you should sell to me because I'm awesome, and I love eve. Your character will see many more hours of playtime. If I ever quit Eve I plan to give away my characters in such a manner as yourself. I think your Character is awesome and already have many ideas to make it better.

OMFG i was just made very happy, you are -10.0 Very Happy

I would love nothing more then to continue on with the pew pew in your absence. I am looking froward to going -10 myself. Currently my corp isn't headed in that direction, but someday I will. I don't have the billions to buy a character, if i did i wouldn't be here asking for yours.

I have failed too many times with alcohol and women, by giving me your character you are saying that alcohol and women are the next thing. after eve other mmos are a waste of your time. I am not going to try and impress you with any jokes, or my farming abilities. I just want to have some fun with Eve, and for you to have fun in life.

alchoohol and women good point :))

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 04:03:00 - [86]
 

after the first day here are the results: 1. my mail is like wtf..pwned
2 . the conovo starting in game... heh i can not even undock :)) 3... i got some new centus stuff and another hyperion to add to the giveaway :D

Acacia Everto
INTERNET HARBLRAGE
Posted - 2007.09.24 04:04:00 - [87]
 

Hm, interesting. Giving away your character for 1 ISK? I'd buy that. It sure would be fun to try the capital side of life. I wish you the best of luck out of EVE, and the best of luck to whoever wins. I'm sure they'll have a blast with it. The reasons I should get this character: I like pie. And as pie > all. I win Laughing

On a more serious note, I think it's awesome what you're doing. Generosity is somewhat rare, and I salute you. o7

Acacia Everto
INTERNET HARBLRAGE
Posted - 2007.09.24 04:05:00 - [88]
 

Edited by: Acacia Everto on 24/09/2007 23:23:03
Doublepost Shocked

IceForce
Posted - 2007.09.24 04:13:00 - [89]
 

i have also aded a full set of +4 learning implants so ... let`s just say getting better

iiOs
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
Posted - 2007.09.24 04:18:00 - [90]
 

you want ppl to lick your butt ?

well looks like some will do anything to get something for free, damn americans Laughing

hope you all remember to brush your teeth afterwards...


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