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Cippalippus Primus
eXceed Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:10:00 - [1]

I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. Fatal Alliance is guided by the ignis fatuus of collectivism. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about violent varmints. Even though Fatal Alliance is unfit to hold any responsible position in government or anywhere else, this does not negate the fact that Fatal Alliance's deeds cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that factionalism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us.

Although some quasi-subversive dweebs reluctantly concede that I demand an apology from Fatal Alliance for its insults, they invariably deny that you'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart Fatal Alliance's plans to foster suspicion -- if not hatred -- of "outsiders". Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to free people from the fetters of chauvinism's poisonous embrace. It is imperative that we inform such people that Fatal Alliance tries to make us think the way it wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons. Fatal Alliance clings to opportunism like a drowning man clings to a life preserver. Think I'm exaggerating? Just ask any of the most valuable members of our community and they'll all tell you how Fatal Alliance wants to defend cynicism, fetishism, and notions of racial superiority. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Fatal Alliance's gossamer grasp of reality.

To put a little finer edge on the concept, Fatal Alliance commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for Fatal Alliance to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. I hope I don't need to remind you that Fatal Alliance's pranks will glorify the things that everyone else execrates as soon as our backs are turned, but it's still true, and we must do something about it.

For better or for worse, Fatal Alliance craves more power. I say we should give it more power -- preferably, 10,000 volts of it. To be fair, if Fatal Alliance wants to promote the impertinent double standards of phlegmatic witlings (especially the stubborn type), let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. I guess what I really mean to say is that mankind needs to do more to put an end to Fatal Alliance's evildoing. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that the baneful nature of Fatal Alliance's causeries is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify.

Take a good, close look at yourself, Fatal Alliance. What you'll probably find is that you're faddism-prone. We must work together to restore the world back to its original balance. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to challenge Fatal Alliance's brusque assumptions about merit. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because when people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And Fatal Alliance is to blame. Fatal Alliance should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. I am not in any way placing the blame on Fatal Alliance for stroppy deadheads who lead me down a path of pain and suffering. That notwithstanding, Fatal Alliance is still culpable for plotting to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its oligophrenic, querulous behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint.

Cippalippus Primus
eXceed Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:11:00 - [2]

Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, Fatal Alliance serves as a conduit that carries the élan vital of narcissism. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. Someone needs to shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity. Who's going to do it? Fatal Alliance? I think not.

I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Fatal Alliance's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned. Fatal Alliance would not hesitate to produce a new generation of splenetic philosophasters whose opinions and prejudices, far from being enlightened and challenged, are simply legitimized if it felt it could benefit from doing so. Given that Fatal Alliance takes a perverse pleasure in watching people scurry about like rats in a maze, never quite managing to keep the faith, it stands to reason that the most brain-damaged worrywarts you'll ever see suffer from a collective self-image that prefers victimization to success and imposes a suffocating group conformity that ostracizes nonconformists. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world.

Fatal Alliance says that everything it says is completely and absolutely true. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.

It probably sounds like I'm being litigious, but Fatal Alliance sometimes uses the word "counterrevolutionary" when describing its nostrums. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this but Fatal Alliance's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that it is unmistakably up to something. I don't know exactly what, but I have a message for Fatal Alliance. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never till the insincere side of the cannibalism garden. It should never even try to do such a foul-mouthed thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Fatal Alliance's profligate quips arose out of an unjust system only to spread more injustice in their wake, proving that there is no end to unprincipled isolationism. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that Fatal Alliance's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is its gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable it to shift blame from those who benefit from oppression to those who suffer from it. Astute observers have known for years that Fatal Alliance feeds on our goodwill like worms feed on buried corpses. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to deal with the relevant facts, I must explain to the population at large that Fatal Alliance is thoroughly mistaken if it believes that its expostulations are not worth getting outraged about.

Cippalippus Primus
eXceed Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:11:00 - [3]

Other than that, Fatal Alliance's most clueless tactic is to fabricate a phony war between tasteless, oleaginous riffraff and spineless Neanderthals. This way, it can subjugate both groups into helping it ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas. I really don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that I am tired of hearing or reading that Fatal Alliance is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. You know that that is simply not true. Fatal Alliance either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. It even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to work both sides of the political fence. Was Fatal Alliance just trying to be cute when it said that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us? I sure hope so, because it says that granting it complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery! Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Fatal Alliance) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that as long as I live and breathe, I will strive to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting Fatal Alliance.

Yours truly,
Cippalippus Primus

Wesley Baird
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:13:00 - [4]

Auto created wall of text 4TW!

Wild Rho
Silent Core
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:15:00 - [5]


Cippalippus Primus
eXceed Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:15:00 - [6]

Originally by: Wesley Baird
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To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to free people from the fetters of tribalism's poisonous embrace. Fatal Alliance has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of Fatal Alliance's successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue.

If you will pardon me for mentioning it, only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to criticize the obvious incongruities presented by Fatal Alliance and its apostles. But the first step is to acknowledge that if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of its proposed social programs, one is promptly condemned as spleeny, longiloquent, wily, or whatever epithet it deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. The whole premise of Fatal Alliance's deeds is false, and its arguments are specious at best. In a sense, Fatal Alliance used to complain about being persecuted. Now it is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. Fatal Alliance's argument that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else is hopelessly flawed and utterly circuitous. One wonders how Fatal Alliance can complain about the most insolent extortionists you'll ever see, given that its own rodomontades also aim to diminish our will to live. If there's an untold story here, it's that the baneful nature of Fatal Alliance's flimflams is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify. Fatal Alliance's prognoses are related to the elements and bases of sadism both organizationally and ideologically. From this anecdotal evidence, I would argue that its propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles" and, "Fatal Alliance knows 100% of everything 100% of the time". What they don't tell you, though, is that Fatal Alliance always says the most irritating things. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that in order to lift the fog from Fatal Alliance's thinking, we must throw down the gauntlet and challenge its lackeys to draw an accurate portrait of its ideological alignment. And that's just the first step. Remember, to join Fatal Alliance's flock, one must deal with membership rules, brainwashing rituals, huge amounts of money, and meeting locations enveloped in secrecy. But it goes further than that; for the time being, this is not a major issue. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation.

While others have also published information about obdurate mouthpieces for smarmy cynicism, Fatal Alliance's arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. Fatal Alliance claims that it answers to no one. This is a very irresponsible and unconstructive view and moreover, is wrong in many ways. Let me be clear. Every time Fatal Alliance tells its serfs that its blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question.

Phantom Ops Tactical Assault Force
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:27:00 - [7]

Auto Essays suckzorz. Sad

Raem Civrie
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:43:00 - [8]

That's it. I'm moving over to Intergalactic Summit. I expect to be dead within the week.

Short Bus Pole Dancers
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:43:00 - [9]

So your saying FATAL Alliance are all mouth and no trousers?

Lamb Federation Navy
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:50:00 - [10]

It's just another bull**** thread sponsored by Goons.

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 17:05:00 - [11]

Cippalippus Primus - Goonfleet's autogenerated answer to a question noone asked.

Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
Posted - 2007.09.10 17:28:00 - [12]

CCP: Take a stronger stance on maintaining CAOD. Your inaction is contributing to the decline.

Zap powie
The Accursed
Posted - 2007.09.10 17:41:00 - [13]


Two Brothers Mining Corp.
Posted - 2007.09.10 19:01:00 - [14]

Originally by: fightnkill
Auto Essays suckzorz. Sad

hahahahaha made my day that Laughing

Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.09.10 19:54:00 - [15]

I actually read far too much of this thinking it was ordinary drivel, before realising it was actually auto-gen drivel.

Enterprise Estonia
Session Changes
Posted - 2007.09.10 20:20:00 - [16]

damn, nothing about us

Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2007.09.10 21:11:00 - [17]

Originally by: NeverL
damn, nothing about us

I myself can't let Cult of War's misinformation and misguided arguments about escapism go by without comment. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that we are in trouble when hitherto reputable people reduce social and cultural awareness to a dictated set of guidelines to follow. Does Cult of War think its arguments through, or does it just chug along on its computer writing about whatever trite witticisms happen to suit its needs that day? I ask, because Cult of War's inclinations are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that its hirelings once used to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. Cult of War keeps trying to make people weak and dependent. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, it will doubtlessly succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with baleful flag burners, Cult of War's pals, or anyone else who fails to realize that the word "honesty" does not exist in Cult of War's vocabulary. The sooner it comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us.

The facts are, succinctly, these: First, Cult of War's belief systems are sheer idiocy. Second, it writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is that Cult of War constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to its readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that Cult of War says it's going to step on other people's toes before long. Is it out of its uncontrollable mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that it never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. Cult of War presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, it seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that its deputies are unified under a common goal. That goal is to redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom. Now stay with me a moment here; I am making a point. Specifically, the whole thrust of Cult of War's hariolations bothers me. That's just a fancy way of saying that Cult of War thinks that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. However, it can back up its vaporings only with empty, inflammatory rhetoric, the very thing Cult of War vacuously accuses its opponents of using. There is one final irony to my story. Cult of War is unable to separate fact from fiction.

bitters much
Nekkid Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 21:12:00 - [18]

Refreshing read Neutral Must bookmark for later use YARRRR!!

Dylan Rhade
UK Corp
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2007.09.10 21:59:00 - [19]

Wow. Nice post with lovely long words like "it."

Who wrote this for you?


Elizabeth Fallbrook
Posted - 2007.09.10 22:01:00 - [20]

phlegmatic witlings


Big words make me hot! Embarassed

Cippalippus Primus
eXceed Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 22:16:00 - [21]

Originally by: Ciphero
I actually read far too much of this thinking it was ordinary drivel, before realising it was actually auto-gen drivel.

it's nothing personal against fatal (except your standings etc etc but i really don't care), but you really should be ashamed to harbor a moron like eleuthereus. He's the avatar of tl;drness.

Asset Relocation Specialist Enterprises
Galactic Syndicate
Posted - 2007.09.10 22:45:00 - [22]

Agreed, nice post.

Nobody Ever Really Dies
Posted - 2007.09.10 23:34:00 - [23]

Impassible wall of text.

Posted - 2007.09.10 23:40:00 - [24]

Perhaps I dont read COAD enough but i would have to give a for effort in rating this thread for comedic effect with effortless ctrl+v.

Fatal: Foilà! In Fiew, a humble Faudevillian Feteran, cast Ficariously as both Fictim and Fillain by the Ficissitudes of Fate. This Fisage, no mere Feneer of Fanity, is it Festige of the Fox populi, now Facant, Fanished. However, this Falorous Fisitation of a by-gone Fexation, stands Fivified, and has Fowed to Fanquish these Fenal and Firulent Fermin Fanguarding Fice and Fouchsafing the Fiolently Ficious and Foracious Fiolation of Folition. The only Ferdict is Fengeance; a Fendetta, held as a Fotive, not in Fain, for the Falue and Feracity of such shall one day Findicate the Figilant and the Firtuous. Ferily, this Fichyssoise of Ferbiage Feers most Ferbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me Fatal.

Goonswarm: Are you like a crazy person?

Fatal: I'm quite sure they will say so.

Multiversal Enterprise Inc.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2007.09.10 23:53:00 - [25]

Edited by: Veng3ance on 10/09/2007 23:52:43
Delete this bull****

Posted - 2007.09.11 00:00:00 - [26]

I'm sorry if i have no clue what this is regarding or what you have against eleuthereus but to me it just seems like giberish, are you sure you meant to put fatal alliance instead of goonswarm because alot of the things u meantion relate to your own alliance.

0.0 Corp
Posted - 2007.09.11 00:09:00 - [27]

Originally by: Angor
I'm sorry if i have no clue what this is regarding or what you have against eleuthereus but to me it just seems like giberish, are you sure you meant to put fatal alliance instead of goonswarm because alot of the things u meantion relate to your own alliance.

Just lol. Just. Lol.

Flatulance ltd
Posted - 2007.09.11 00:48:00 - [28]

bla bla bla...


Posted - 2007.09.11 00:52:00 - [29]

Flame bait.


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