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Ichabod Crane
Gallente
LFC
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:11:00 - [1]
 

Last night at approx 02:23 EVE Time (or GMT -12 depending on what your clock says) LFC successfully deployed its first ever titan.

23 minutes before this monumental occasion, a new threat, known only as the Generic Enemy Alliance (an alt alliance of bob or BoB we think, we're not quite sure *tinfoil*) entered and completely overwhelmed the north from all directions. Faced with this new threat, former enemies FATAL, MPIRE, CoW, FALL, RAZOR, Tri and other alliances quickly put aside their differences and formed a mutual defense pact to deal with this new and deadly foe, which was currently stripmining the vast Veldspar deposits of the FATAL home system D4R-H7.

All attempts to defend against this deadly enemy using conventional forces were met with disaster and the destruction of several Velators, Ibises and Shuttles. Against such overwhelming odds the fledgling NNC (Nu Northern Coalition) looked certain to fall, taking the north as we knew it with it. However, LFC approached the NNC council with news of a secret doomsday project which had been under development for use against the 'Old Northern Coalition' (also referred to as RAZOR and Co) that could prove to be a turning point in the war. All of the coalition's remaining resources would be needed to complete the project, and after a quick discussion it was agreed that this was the North's last, best hope for peace. The required exotic dancers, spirits and MPire's best table cloth were moved to the secret LFC staging facility 1 jump out from OE-4HB where the new weapon was painstakingly assembled.

As the only pilot in the north with the required Viking Ships lvl 5, Lacrimae, CEO of LFC was chosen to fly the ship. At 02:23:00, the vessel was combat jumped directly onto the J9-5MQ gate in D4R-H7 where the enemy had assembled, having learned of an attack through their h4x and metagaming. Our intrepid CEO wasted no time in unleashing the DDDD (Donkey Doomsday Device) on the enemy fleet, completely annihilating them.

Initial reports suggest that all ships and forum posting abilities were destroyed in the attack, with absolutely no losses (barring a few donkeys) on the NNC side. We consider this to be a complete victory and look forward to a new era of peace and prosperity in the north.

Oh, also, LFC is 4 years old today. Yay us \Very Happy/

Lacrimae
Gallente
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:11:00 - [2]
 

FIRST!

Does my bum look big in this?

Four more years!


thoth foc
Caldari
Arcane Technologies
The Five
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:14:00 - [3]
 

lol nice :)

Sokratesz
Caldari
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:14:00 - [4]
 

lol wut?

Necro EvilZombie
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:15:00 - [5]
 

k

NeverL
Caldari
Enterprise Estonia
Session Changes
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:15:00 - [6]
 

congrats

Hunyoo
Gallente
November Corporation
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:16:00 - [7]
 

*misses the donkey and kipper times in LFC*

Ichabod Crane
Gallente
LFC
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:17:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Hunyoo
*misses the donkey and kipper times in LFC*


<3

sandshark
Gallente
LFC
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:17:00 - [9]
 

Woot!
Be aware of the donkey's!
To another 4 great years!

Jack Remeau
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:17:00 - [10]
 

Grats with your birthday! 4 years old... thats OLD :)

CCP Eris Discordia


Minmatar
C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:20:00 - [11]
 

Shocked

pew pew BOOOOOM

Congrats Smile

Gungankllr
Caldari
Hard Rock Mining Co.
Territorial Claim Unit
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:22:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Gungankllr on 04/09/2007 10:23:43
meh. filter nerfed my pic. =(


Numskull
Caldari
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:26:00 - [13]
 

An honour and a priveledge to fly with my LFC corpies. Happy birthday LFC.

(PS - Kv is going to be SOOOO overexcited when he sees we've got a longship... We better confiscate his axe now, in case he gets a little hyper...)

Lilan Kahn
Amarr
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:30:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Lacrimae
FIRST!

Does my bum look big in this?

Four more years!




yea looks abut 5 barn doors wider now than before!

Xtreem
Gallente
The Collective
White Noise.
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:38:00 - [15]
 

congrats, not sure exactly about what ur post confuses the hell outta me, but congrats anyways :)

EvilPhog
Amarr
Dark-Rising
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:45:00 - [16]
 

Haha, almost 500 views with 15 posts. :P You got everyones attention atleast!!

Grats on the birthday! Cool

Clipped Wings
Gallente
Gens Tenebrae
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:49:00 - [17]
 

Four more years!

From the early days in Essence, from chasing Ignition and Jeebs in Goinard, over the longest of time in Syndicate; to our time in Detorid/Tenerifis; and now to Branch with FATAL, LFC's always tried to uphold its core values. Now, as we look back, it's been one heck of a ride so far - and we're not halfway done yet.

Here's to allies and corpmates, new and old, thank you for fighting on the side of the good guys with us; and to our enemies who've made times interesting (*wink* Catch22, USTA and DNA to name the first ones ;)) - may neither side ever run out of ammo, targets or conviction.

May the following years be as vivid as the first four!

...Thus spake the FIST.

(d0nk3y!)

exxxie
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.04 10:50:00 - [18]
 

Congratulations LFC. Very amusing pic.

Keith Chegwin
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:01:00 - [19]
 

/me shouts 'DONKEY' at the top of his voice, then feels a little horse.

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:09:00 - [20]
 

Congratulations on the four years and the new ship Smile

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:11:00 - [21]
 

omfg lac and clipster \o\.


congrats I say Very Happy

Ifni
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:17:00 - [22]
 

What.

Clipped Wings
Gallente
Gens Tenebrae
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:19:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Ifni
What.


That.

<3 Ifni btw.


CiNi
Caldari
The Ankou
Raiden.
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:26:00 - [24]
 

LAFFFO!! Laughing

Its been a great pleasure to fly by your side both up north now and down south in detorid in the past.

Happy birthday from all in Firestar \o/

PS : You're all slightly bonkers!!

PPS : someone show TRAW how push to talk works will they Razz

DONKEYS!!!!!!!!!1 Very Happy

mamolian
Gallente
Cruoris Seraphim
Exalted.
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:28:00 - [25]
 

Happy Birthday chaps Smile

k1Lz
Minmatar
FinFleet
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:40:00 - [26]
 

HAPPY B-DAY LFC :)....

Lacrimae
Gallente
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:42:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Lilan Kahn

yea looks abut 5 barn doors wider now than before!


I always knew that sense of scaling was off for dwarves, now it's proven! :D

Clipped Wings
Gallente
Gens Tenebrae
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:43:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Lacrimae
Originally by: Lilan Kahn

yea looks abut 5 barn doors wider now than before!


I always knew that sense of scaling was off for dwarves, now it's proven! :D


No kidding. Lilahn's all out of proportion, too.

:p

putukas
Amarr
Enterprise Estonia
Cult of War
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:47:00 - [29]
 

congrats, and looking forward to see your donkey express in action :)

Jarden
Gallente
The Executives
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.09.04 11:50:00 - [30]
 

Congratulations for a great achievement.


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