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Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Rule One
Posted - 2004.01.27 19:48:00 - [1]
 

http://www.frothy.org/images/scam.jpg

Nobody except my corp. mate Snapse has my corpse!

Laughing

This guy is selling Stavros', Jade Constantine's, The Reverend's and Homo Erectus' corpses.

Sabahl
Minmatar
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2004.01.27 19:51:00 - [2]
 

You smell bad enough alive. Why would anyone want you when you're dead?

Mace Griffin
Posted - 2004.01.27 20:15:00 - [3]
 

A true entrepenuer in every sense of the word!!

Jarjar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2004.01.27 20:37:00 - [4]
 

Well I'd feel honoured... Shocked

Stavros
Amarr
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2004.01.27 20:43:00 - [5]
 

It is so nice to be wanted, even in one's dead state :D


RagnarH
Minmatar
MASS
Posted - 2004.01.27 20:46:00 - [6]
 

I'll buy Starvos & Joshua's corps, and make Josuha's evil half and Starvos's good half from the corps DNA Twisted Evil

Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Rule One
Posted - 2004.01.27 21:30:00 - [7]
 

Stavros has a good half then?

Blimey.

Skillz
Amarr
Posted - 2004.01.27 22:34:00 - [8]
 


2.5 million, well that's too much for me.


Ichabod Dirange
Posted - 2004.01.27 22:36:00 - [9]
 

I've heard that ground ear of Stavros is a much sought after ingredient in the sebestior genital herpes salve.

Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.01.27 22:48:00 - [10]
 

Id certainly order Joshua and Stavvie Wink
For obvious reasons, you know what they say corpses.

Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Rule One
Posted - 2004.01.27 22:51:00 - [11]
 

They stay stiff forever?

Fetty Chico
Minmatar
Posted - 2004.01.27 22:54:00 - [12]
 

Surprised

Main
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.01.27 23:36:00 - [13]
 

Quote:
They stay stiff forever?


Corpses don't keep erections, erections are created by the blood flowing to the ***** in a state of arrowsal, if the heart is not beating, blood can not be pumped to the *****.


Main
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.01.27 23:38:00 - [14]
 

Quote:
Id certainly order Joshua and Stavvie Wink
For obvious reasons, you know what they say corpses.


Lianhaun, you need to get your charisma skill trained up if the only loving you can get is from 2 dead bodies Neutral. If you need to talk about your problems, i am here for you.

Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.01.27 23:41:00 - [15]
 

Quote:
Quote:
Id certainly order Joshua and Stavvie Wink
For obvious reasons, you know what they say corpses.


Lianhaun, you need to get your charisma skill trained up if the only loving you can get is from 2 dead bodies Neutral. If you need to talk about your problems, i am here for you.


Shocked
You all got me so wrong. I want to dress them up as girls and use them for decoration purposes! The thoughts you have about me...tsk tsk Embarassed

Main
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.01.27 23:46:00 - [16]
 

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Id certainly order Joshua and Stavvie Wink
For obvious reasons, you know what they say corpses.


Lianhaun, you need to get your charisma skill trained up if the only loving you can get is from 2 dead bodies Neutral. If you need to talk about your problems, i am here for you.


Shocked
You all got me so wrong. I want to dress them up as girls and use them for decoration purposes! The thoughts you have about me...tsk tsk Embarassed


Kinky. Neutral

DigitalCommunist
November Corporation
Posted - 2004.01.28 00:06:00 - [17]
 

It all went so very wrong.. Sad

j0sephine
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2004.01.28 00:48:00 - [18]
 

"This guy is selling Stavros', Jade Constantine's, The Reverend's and Homo Erectus' corpses."

lol. Nice use of the fact you can't really inspect the corpse through escrow. (doesn't say whose corpse it is)

Someone was trying to sell Tank CEO's corpse for quite a few millions a while before, too.. :s

MaiLina KaTar
Posted - 2004.01.28 01:47:00 - [19]
 

I dont know what's more stupid... the fact that someone's sick enough to pull that kind of move or the fact that you're actually able to spam the escrow system with crap like this Neutral

Rizzy
Amarr
Rizzy Corp
Posted - 2004.01.28 02:52:00 - [20]
 

Quote:
http://www.frothy.org/images/scam.jpg

Nobody except my corp. mate Snapse has my corpse!

Laughing

This guy is selling Stavros', Jade Constantine's, The Reverend's and Homo Erectus' corpses.


*snipped* personal attack. Please refrain from using the forums for this purpose. It is not acceptable behaviour. Thank you Very Happy

-sarasvati


dalman
TunDraGon
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2004.01.28 04:47:00 - [21]
 

Rizzy, end yourself (tm)

RatBoy Deblade
Gallente
Shade.
Posted - 2004.01.28 07:32:00 - [22]
 

Hmmmm....thx for the varning joush, i was on my way to buy yours, jades and stavros corpses. Im feeling so lonely then mining, i need some company on the bridge you know. Someone to talk to...talking to veldies now....im so looonely...so so lonely...

Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Rule One
Posted - 2004.01.28 07:47:00 - [23]
 

Rizzy, I don't much mind ingame insults so please refrain from dragging rl into this.
Thank you.

Ratboy, you're seriously starting to worry me Shocked

/emote heads off to buy Lianhaun pretty ribbons

SpeedoMan
Caldari
Posted - 2004.01.28 08:19:00 - [24]
 

Quote:

Corpses don't keep erections, erections are created by the blood flowing to the ***** in a state of arrowsal, if the heart is not beating, blood can not be pumped to the *****.



Main, speaking purely as a biochemist... you're wrong;) :P Erections are caused by the retention of blood inside the erectile tissue found in the male *****; therefore, it is both possible, and common for dead men to both get and sustain strong erections post mortem for up to several hours. Cool

Bruce Karrde
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.01.28 08:55:00 - [25]
 

thats how you lost your virginity ? ;)

RagnarH
Minmatar
MASS
Posted - 2004.01.28 10:03:00 - [26]
 

Joshua, im going to make Stavros's good half Wink

Main
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2004.01.28 11:50:00 - [27]
 

Quote:
Quote:

Corpses don't keep erections, erections are created by the blood flowing to the ***** in a state of arrowsal, if the heart is not beating, blood can not be pumped to the *****.



Main, speaking purely as a biochemist... you're wrong;) :P Erections are caused by the retention of blood inside the erectile tissue found in the male *****; therefore, it is both possible, and common for dead men to both get and sustain strong erections post mortem for up to several hours. Cool


My apologies, but i was talking for a much longer period of time then a few hours, but yes, you are correct.

bUBbLeS
Minmatar
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2004.01.28 12:04:00 - [28]
 

Flatliner is the Corpse collector

cAKe!!


 

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