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Najenna
Minmatar
Minmatar and Gallente Association
Posted - 2007.06.15 08:46:00 - [1]
 

Who would beat who? I am infavor for Bruce kicking Chucks butt.. Now I know alot of you are fans of Chuck and so am I but Bruce can take a beatting and come back like the enegizer bunny. I am not saying Bruce would mop the floor with Chuck but in the end I think Chuck would fall.Your comments please and no flaming this is a matter of opinions only.

Oberoonmoon
Gallente
N O C E B O
Posted - 2007.06.15 09:14:00 - [2]
 

Chuck Norris all the way.
He have gone head to head with another Bruce character as well (Bruce Lee), and that takes balls. Beside Chuck have been a World Champion Karate dude, and what have Bruce W done? Open a bunch of resturants, and made a few Music CD's. What a wuzz Razz

Najenna
Minmatar
Minmatar and Gallente Association
Posted - 2007.06.15 09:31:00 - [3]
 

I am talking about the Almighty Bruce Willis yippie kiya mother!@#$er... i think he would kick Mr Norris's Behind in the long run.. Bruce dont know the word die or quit.

Markus Aurelian
Posted - 2007.06.15 12:08:00 - [4]
 

you can't be serious. bruce willis? come on. he might be able to drive cars into helicopters, but chuck norris has a few advantages. a. he wore a mullet. b. he has a beard, which is well known to increase strength and general power overall, see Paul Bunyan, guys from zz top, and mr t.
in addition...three words- Walker: Texas Ranger.

Vyyrus
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
Posted - 2007.06.15 12:19:00 - [5]
 

Bruce Willis. Chuck Norris is a homo.

Gogar Teltaf
Flying Scotsmen
Posted - 2007.06.15 12:31:00 - [6]
 

i prefer Bruce's films, chuck norris sux even if he did take on bruce lee

ry ry
Heroes.
Merciless.
Posted - 2007.06.15 12:38:00 - [7]
 

i spent a long time pondering who was harder, bruce wayne or chuck norris, but it was only after i decided chuck won (bruce wayne was disqualified for being a fictional character) that i realised he meant bruce willis.

diehard 1 era bruce would 'tear' chuck 'a new one' as i believe you yanks are fond of saying. other than that, he's a bit of a sissy. yippe ki yay mother****er.

Avery Eclipsen
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2007.06.15 14:18:00 - [8]
 


Sakura Nihil
Selective Pressure
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2007.06.15 14:24:00 - [9]
 

Chuck Norris has a third fist under his beard.

For the win.

Kuseka Adama
Gallente
Northstar Cabal
Posted - 2007.06.15 14:27:00 - [10]
 

You do understand this is likely to be turned into a norris joke thread right?

That all being said... I cant wait for next week.

Live Free or Die Hard... John is back. Badguys better run their asses off.

Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
Posted - 2007.06.15 15:58:00 - [11]
 

Are you a geek or a nerd?

Leilani Solaris
0utbreak
Outbreak.
Posted - 2007.06.15 16:02:00 - [12]
 

Bruce Springstein!

Helen
White Noise.
Posted - 2007.06.15 16:34:00 - [13]
 


VinceNoir
Amarr
Shade.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2007.06.15 16:44:00 - [14]
 

House.

Stoner Sid
Posted - 2007.06.15 18:31:00 - [15]
 

Chuck Norris all the way Smile

Letheeth Kayl
Amarr
Ammatar Free Corps
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2007.06.15 23:30:00 - [16]
 

Mr. Rodgers from behind
reasoning behind my faulty logic:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

I beleive Chuck Norris would win, failing Mr. Rodgers taking them both out (that man was haus, not to be confused with the german word for house) simplly because
Chuck Norris is Chuck F*CKING Norris, and he's a cowboy (and I normally don't like anything from texas).
Cowboys are haus, and actors like Bruce Willis can't put a stick against them (well, maybe Bruce Willis can, but he'd eventually loose).
So there.

Markus Aurelian
Posted - 2007.06.16 01:03:00 - [17]
 

Chuck would win because, unfortuantely for bruce willis, rubbing dirt and oil into your bald head and looking gritty wont help you not get your ass kicked by a bearded martial arts expert who also happens to be an ultra BAMF.

also. macguyver would win against both, using a raincoat, rubber band, and a flashlight = gun. true story.

Meridiel
Caldari
Interplanetary Mining Corporation
Posted - 2007.06.17 10:28:00 - [18]
 

Chuck would win without question.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!

You don't have to take my word for it

Markus Aurelian
Posted - 2007.06.17 11:16:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Meridiel
Chuck would win without question.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!

You don't have to take my word for it


that might be my new favorite site

Locus Bey
Gallente
OCA2
Posted - 2007.06.17 11:28:00 - [20]
 

Chuck Norris is just a pale imitation of Barry Dawson. See the following link for proof
http://www.cougararts.com.au/default.aspx

Radgun
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2007.06.17 11:30:00 - [21]
 

Chuck's an international ass-whooping champ, while Bruce is just an actor

Zeonos
Amarr
Griffin Industries Ltd
IMPERIAL LEGI0N
Posted - 2007.06.17 21:20:00 - [22]
 

http://googlebattle.com/index.php?domain=+Bruce+W&domain2=Chuck+N&submit=Go%21

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2007.06.17 21:48:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Letheeth Kayl
Mr. Rodgers from behind
reasoning behind my faulty logic:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown



Hehehe, love that song Cool

Horza Otho
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.06.18 00:20:00 - [24]
 

B R U C E W I L L I S

GoGo PowerRanger
Posted - 2007.06.18 04:00:00 - [25]
 

Bruce Lee > Bruce Willis + Chuck Norris. The end.

MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Posted - 2007.06.18 05:47:00 - [26]
 

Bruce Lee duh

He already killed Chuck in the movies


Markus Aurelian
Posted - 2007.06.18 07:05:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: MotherMoon
Bruce Lee duh

He already killed Chuck in the movies




yeah except chuck is still alive. kickin ass and roundhouse kicking the bad guys, whereas bruce...not so much.

Skuld OdinsDottir
Posted - 2007.06.18 10:10:00 - [28]
 

Bruce just faked his death like Elvis :-P


 

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