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Adaris
E X I U S
Posted - 2007.05.20 20:52:00 - [1]
 

Hello, thanks for reading my plea for help. Basically, everyday I've been logging into Eve and going about my normal business. However, for about 2 months now something very disturbing has been happening to my gameplay. Something that is slowly effecting my sanity in this game, something which is driving me completely insane!

This : Linkage

Yes, that is infact what I see every day. When I go to Jita, I see hundreds of people like this. Others are normal. But loads are like this. At first I thought it was funny, people I knew, friends and important figures were turning into what appeared to be Bald Naked Amarr Chicks by the dozens. Of course it was funny, but I didn't realise the true power that this would have on me. Two months later and it seems I'm at breaking point. I hate lag, cheaters, farmer and scammers, but they have no effect on me because I don't allow them to. I can manage that. I can't manage this.

You probably have no idea to log on each day and see people as this, guys who speak about guy stuff and yet look like women, guys who pretend to be women and speak about guy stuff now look like hotter women.... its freaky.

Every day it seems people are slowly transforming into this. And I am helpless to stop it. All I can do is look on with horror and dismay at my own sanity being eaten away bit by bit.

People who have tried to help me have said that its a problem with my eve client. They suggested I re-install it, and perhaps download a new client just in case. I did. Did it work? No.

You may say its a graphics problem caused by my PC. I would have agreed with you a while back. But then I tried Eve on another PC, a PC that had the best gaming technology on the market (yeah my lucky *Snip* of a friend works for dell), and did it work? No.

So it seems it not a hardware or software issue on my side. It seems its something about my account. Its like CCP are trying to turn me insane so I end up like a mindless vegtable paying a subscription fee each month until I die in front of my PC in 60 years time.

I am lost for a solution. I need help. Can you think of anything? Anything that may get me out of this? Anything to stop the encroaching tide of Bald Naked Amarr chicks swarming around me? I don't want to find myself bemused at logging in one day only to find myself as one, like my friend did. It broke him too, he is going to trash his character of 1 year because he can't stand the fact he is a Bald Naked Amarr Chick anymore, opting to start a new toon because of it. A years training down the wolly.

He even sought help from GMs to fix him, but they couldn't... or wouldn't.

HELP ME PLZ, you could be next. Shocked

/Adaris

Please do not bypass the profanity filter. Thanks. Yipsilanti (mods@ccpgames.com)

Alski
Ministers Of Destruction.
Posted - 2007.05.20 20:56:00 - [2]
 

LaughingLaughingLaughing

If i were you, i'd just go postal and pod them all Twisted Evil

DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2007.05.20 20:57:00 - [3]
 

Don't worry, some men in little white lab coats and hypodermic needles are racing to your house as we speak. They will get you all the help you need...

CCP Wrangler

Posted - 2007.05.20 21:02:00 - [4]
 

Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???

DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:03:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: DubanFP on 20/05/2007 21:02:48
Edited by: DubanFP on 20/05/2007 21:02:19
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???

and complaining about it!

WTF, Bluecheast!? That's my CEO in lower right corner! YOU SICK FREAK! ^^

Gralg Merglen
Minmatar
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:04:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Gralg Merglen on 20/05/2007 21:02:19
hands up if you want this bug to become a 'feature' o/ Laughing

Adaris
E X I U S
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:04:00 - [7]
 

Trust me it is NOT as funny/sexeh/cute/hilarious/arousing as it sounds... well okay sure it was the first few days but then it started to get really Friday the 13th on me. Its like if you were to wake up and find your in another body, that of your dog or you mother... yikes I'm getting shivers even thinking about it.

I've had bad dreams because of this... If only I hadn't accepted the EULA I could have some way sued you for Damages wrangler. Rolling Eyes

Mutius
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:10:00 - [8]
 

Can i have your client? Very Happy

Shrivala
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:13:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client? Very Happy


Dammit! You beated me to it!

Reecoh Soltar
Exotic Dancer Talent Agency
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:13:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: DubanFP

Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???

and complaining about it!



I'd complain too if I couldn't pan around - that's teasing & taunting! Twisted Evil

Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:15:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???


bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs YARRRR!!

DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:18:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: DubanFP on 20/05/2007 21:21:09
I'm looking at Blue's avatar right now on corp chat and somethings stayed others changed. The skin tone changed, they all reverted to female, the hair changed, and they're butt naked. For avatars that are the right race they got a certain hairstyle but the rest changed. The angle of head, facial features, and direction they're looking remains the same. Which leads me to believe that this isn't hoax, the angle of head & facing among other things is identicle to blue. The lighting also remained the same as before.

Adaris
E X I U S
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:19:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???


bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs YARRRR!!


Ah, so thats why it takes the GMs so long to respond, they are 'viewing' our avatars....

/Adaris cries in protest

Adaris
E X I U S
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:20:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Adaris on 20/05/2007 21:20:29
Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client? Very Happy


I don't want to inflict this torment on anyone else, thousands of Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... can you imagine what sensual chaos you would have to endure when ambulation is released? You'd fall apart with ecstacy. Crying or Very sad

no... nobody else must suffer, I want this thing to DIE

Seth Ruin
Minmatar
Ominous Corp
Circle-Of-Two
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:21:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???


bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs YARRRR!!


"Oh, we're sorry, you had the 'NakedAmarrChicks' bit flagged in your account somehow."
"Wait, why was there even a flag for that to begin with?"
"..."

Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:24:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Seth Ruin
Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???


bug my arse, 20$ it's a "feature" for male CCP devs YARRRR!!


"Oh, we're sorry, you had the 'NakedAmarrChicks' bit flagged in your account somehow."
"Wait, why was there even a flag for that to begin with?"
"..."


"oh no particular reason"

bluecheast
Waiting for Palli
WILD BOARS
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:24:00 - [17]
 

Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off

ccp please fix

Coran Roscai
The Ordo Imperialis
FREGE Alliance
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:27:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: bluecheast
Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off

ccp please fix


Never, ever, ever look me up ingame Adaris, I'm warning you. I won't pay any money when you decide to blackmail me with pictures of my in the buff...

Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:30:00 - [19]
 

So.... Tech 2 version of this would be NekkidGalenteChickView?

Maybe you could turn this around. Make it into a business opportunity. Take people's pictures at Jita 4/4 or something. You could be like that guy that hangs out at tourist traps selling palaroid shots.

So, just to get you going... think you could... um... take my pick? I've been thinking about a boob job. Give me something to entertain myself with on those long hauling trips.
ShockedEmbarassedRazzWink

Adaris
E X I U S
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:30:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: bluecheast
Crap, i dont like being undressed and my thingis chopped off

ccp please fix


In fairness Blue, you don't look half bad, what with the feminine features and the increased chest space...

FIX ME, plz

Wrangler I hold you personally responsible for my affliction.

Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:34:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Sokratesz on 20/05/2007 21:32:15


You are missing one Hot Bald Blue Chick.

KarateKid
R Rated
Trinity.
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:36:00 - [22]
 

lol, this thread delivers Laughing

Adaris
E X I U S
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:48:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 20/05/2007 21:32:15

You are missing one Hot Bald Blue Chick.


But your a natural Hot Bald Blue Chick... I can hack that because I don't see you so often, but when I jumped into Oursulaert today I say 140 people. As is my norm I select all exclamation marks to see peoples faces, (I don't like to speak with a piece of grammer), and from 140ish people, over 40 were 'un-natural' Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... its downright disturbing.

Why is there not a 'turn myself blind' button ccp? I need it...

Please help me.

Sera Hadari
Kodaku Industries
Posted - 2007.05.20 21:57:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Adaris
Edited by: Adaris on 20/05/2007 21:20:29
Originally by: Mutius
Can i have your client? Very Happy


I don't want to inflict this torment on anyone else, thousands of Bald Naked Amarr Chicks... can you imagine what sensual chaos you would have to endure when ambulation is released? You'd fall apart with ecstacy. Crying or Very sad

no... nobody else must suffer, I want this thing to DIE


If I could get a male patch please ccp then I think I could handle the ecstacy. Only I may need a shockstick to keep people from grouping my feautres in station.


Originally by: KarateKid
lol, this thread delivers Laughing

/signed Laughing

Leonardo Sabrioski
Red Horizon Inc
R.A.G.E
Posted - 2007.05.20 22:07:00 - [25]
 

why are like half of those chicks bald Crying or Very sad

Bald chicks = Rolling Eyes

Dihania
Gallente
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2007.05.20 22:09:00 - [26]
 

OMG you see naked people ? Just imagine them taking a dump....
Oh btw, I sell glasses and implants (if I get one of those missions).
I'd happily solve your problem with some tobacco, spirits, "cheap" implants Cool

DaHeaVYFo
Trauma Ward
Posted - 2007.05.20 22:09:00 - [27]
 

Send me! This beats the lara croft mod !

Sera Hadari
Kodaku Industries
Posted - 2007.05.20 22:12:00 - [28]
 

I think after seeing all the responses to this post, and in particular a dev response, it is all the more funny that nobody has tried to help you.

My sympathy is with you. And you may of course look me up ingame.

babylonstew
Caldari
Caldari Scouting and Intel Group
Posted - 2007.05.20 22:19:00 - [29]
 

i want his client when walking in stations comes outEmbarassed


CCP Wrangler

Posted - 2007.05.20 22:41:00 - [30]
 

Did you submit a bug report on this? Have you made any form of changes to the client? Or are you using a 3rd party program?


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