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jarack
Caldari
The Wretched.
Posted - 2007.05.16 16:12:00 - [31]
 

1) Loose my Officer fitted Vindicator to concord - check
2) Get myself into an Aeon
3) Die in my Aeon to my alts nub ship
4) Play Pirates of the burning sea, as no vessel on the water can kill everything around it with a click of a button, maybe exept is leilani solaris farts, cus hes a fat hippy.

Oh and for eve.

1) More titans will ruin eve
2) fleets will be fought between 10 people max
3) Entity will finish his colletion
4) 50,000 eve players will leave eve and play pirates of the burning sea

YAY

Pilk
Caldari
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2007.05.16 17:20:00 - [32]
 

1) Two motherships will die.
2) IRON reappears in the drone regions or as a GOON or RA pet.
3) D2 does the same.
4) If in GOON space, both trigger "OMGOMGOMG GOON PETS!" accusations on the forums, along with all the other bullcrap that's been thrown at the BoB allies ("mine more Veld, nub"). Nobody cares and everyone prays for a /block option in the forum software.
4) Someone offlines some POS with a spy alt, gains sov in a system, takes the station, claims it as a victory, then suddenly shuts up when sov is retaken.
5) The many, many, MANY issues with the forum software (auto-locking old posts, preventing noobcorps from posting in CAOD, session errors) remain unfixed.

--P

Krugerrand
Minmatar
0utbreak
Outbreak.
Posted - 2007.05.16 17:55:00 - [33]
 

Outbreak will kill the first online titan.

It will belong to BoB.

It will happen like this:

We will send a fleet to BoB space and all get DD, thankfully an NPC station nearby means we can all grab n00b ships. At the same time our co-ops spots the titan, now SS, slowly moving outside the forcefield, the pilot, used to being invincible, has falling asleep at the keyboard still logged on, but forgot to stop his ship.

300km later we make our attack, BoB lose a titan to a fleet of Civilian Ibis, much celebrating and laughter is had by all . Vodka is given out for free.

Red Crown
Gallente
Kudzu Collective
Notoriety Alliance
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:00:00 - [34]
 

1. In 3 months, Titans will not be nerfed yet due to a postponed patch.

2. In an act of sheer annoyance, all 6 active titan pilots will ram their ships into the Jita sun.

3. Much POS spamming will happen.

4. Nothing will really change. At worst for BoB they will lose Feythabolis at worst for us we will lose Omist and maybe lower Tenerifis.

5. In 4 months, a fix for the Titans will be intro'd. ( Titan count: 9 ) It will be so lame and so farfetched that even the Devs will admit it is stupid.

Lather rinse repeat.

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:03:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Deschenus Maximus on 16/05/2007 18:02:35
1)- More caps will die
2)- More POSes will have been spammed
3)- I will have bugged my corpie Elliot Reid a lot about the fact that Sarah Chalke is Canadian Razz EDIT: And that Kristin Kreuk is hotter Razz

Major Stormer
Caldari
MEK Enterprises
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:03:00 - [36]
 

I will be able to play.

Very Happy

Incinate
Gallente
DEATH'S LEGION
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:04:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: jarack

4) Play Pirates of the burning sea, as no vessel on the water can kill everything around it with a click of a button, maybe exept is leilani solaris farts, cus hes a fat hippy.



Whatever. Why don't you try applying for outbreak again Jarack?

Selpy
Caldari
Penumbra Military Industrial Complex
United Front Alliance
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:08:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Major Stormer
I will be able to play.

Very Happy


I feel your pain and share in it ugh

Wierd Beard
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:23:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Wierd Beard on 16/05/2007 18:24:56
Predictions:

1: You'll forget to necro the post.

2: It will be summer.

3: Lag will become so bad that fleets become a thing of the past. All wars will be fought through proxy duels between Titans.

4: Everyone will ignore the rules of the duel and jump in anyway. Completely invalidating prediction #3.

5: The war will still be ongoing.

6: FIX will still be dead.

7: Amarrian authorities will finally catch up with me in my Photographically Recorded "Naughty" Media Palace of Perverse Perspectives. A shoot out will ensue. All of the assorted naughty photos burns. The flapper girls are confiscated and all the creepy guys in long trench coats w/ mustaches are shot out the airlocks. The investigation reveals over 4 trillion metric tons of ****ographic media and "romantic assitance tools" burned. After sifting through the wreckage, the only evidence remaining is a pair of "naughty dice" and a scorched beard implant...Could this truly be the end of our intrepid hero?

Oro Sarmasa
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:33:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Adam Weishaupt
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Oh noes, another official BoB war justification! Laughing

Is it going to get to the point where if Family Guy has a cameo appearance by SirMolle, you will all shout "durka durka" and start blowing things up?

"We didn't listen!" Shocked

A4liyah
Gallente
Plan B
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:55:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: jarack
1) Loose my Officer fitted Vindicator to concord - check
2) Get myself into an Aeon
3) Die in my Aeon to my alts nub ship
4) Play Pirates of the burning sea, as no vessel on the water can kill everything around it with a click of a button, maybe exept is leilani solaris farts, cus hes a fat hippy.

Oh and for eve.

1) More titans will ruin eve
2) fleets will be fought between 10 people max
3) Entity will finish his colletion
4) 50,000 eve players will leave eve and play pirates of the burning sea

YAY

as far as what i have heard from you , lol you better should stop posting.,......honestly

Oro Sarmasa
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2007.05.16 18:57:00 - [42]
 

Bonus prediction!

The apparently inevitable BoB invasion into goon space will get sidelined by a sucker punch to a more vulnerable alliance, likely one that is reeling from a war of its own, so BoB can sweep in, wring its hands and deposit another muppet alliance in its place.

Lessee... maybe one of the midget alliances in dronespace.

1. Wait for inflammatory post or vaguely personal insult to BoB member.
2. Rabble rabble about it, and proclaim verbosely that they must be eradicated.
3. Invade, picking up one of the BoB-friendly local alliances in the area (*cough*YouWhat*cough*) and giving them frontrow seats, so they can absorb the losses to keep the precious K/D ratio high.
4. ???
5. Profit!

Scan Man
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2007.05.16 19:27:00 - [43]
 

Edited by: Scan Man on 16/05/2007 19:25:11

jarack
Caldari
The Wretched.
Posted - 2007.05.16 19:29:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Incinate
Originally by: jarack

4) Play Pirates of the burning sea, as no vessel on the water can kill everything around it with a click of a button, maybe exept is leilani solaris farts, cus hes a fat hippy.



Whatever. Why don't you try applying for outbreak again Jarack?



Because the answer will have a N at the beginning and an O at the end, with nothing in the middle...

Von Zarovick
Amarr
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2007.05.16 20:29:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: RichThugster
Originally by: Oro Sarmasa

If you mean the LV one that got coat-hanger'd, that one didnt even have a pilot!


i was refering to the one where The Coalition lost 40+ caps to destroy a bob titan in progress, which actually turned out not to be.


If there was a titan there, there would be no point in revealing it.
Lets asume, that there was a titan in production there, if there was, would you tell the world that you lost one? or would you simply tell them that there was no titan to attempt to crush their moral? Because thats what I would do.

Vodka Neat
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2007.05.16 21:29:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Oro Sarmasa

...sucker punch to a more vulnerable alliance...

Lessee... maybe one of the midget alliances in dronespace.


If that happens I would like to also predict that I will be a bit put out AND CCP will suddenly decide to add faction drone loot and drone bounties "to be more inline" with the rest of BoB I mean 0.0 space.

papaPadla
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2007.05.16 21:43:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Capt Willard
1.) 30 days will have passed, and this forum will have another million posts of pitiful excuses for people venting their bullied childhoods in praise/smack of BoB/MC (the jocks or cool kids)

And
Originally by: nickycakes
1. you will be back playing wow


Best prediction yet... so ill go with those for now Laughing

Kylegar
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2007.05.16 22:37:00 - [48]
 

This topic will come up 30 days later, and we will all wonder why nothing significant has happened.

oh, and IRC will come back and OMGWTFPWN you all

scabbsssjr
Gallente
Galactic Shipyards Inc
Huzzah Federation
Posted - 2007.05.16 23:17:00 - [49]
 

Edited by: scabbsssjr on 16/05/2007 23:18:39
1. I will have died 10x for no reason
2. BOB will invade and hold Tennerfis/omist and maybe impass. Fighting will be hell because RA will have woken up. I expect at least 3 nodes to die from this. No titan loses.
3. MC/YW/Allies will have only RZR left and MM (who is just hanging on).
4. I will forgot I posted in this thread.
5. I will hopefully have my tax return in.

Hey You
Amarr
Spricer
Raiden.
Posted - 2007.05.17 02:11:00 - [50]
 

At this time next month BoB and Allies will be in control of 4 or 5 new stations in ex LV space, Razor will lose half of Tenal to Tri and D2 will lose half of Branch to MC and Allies. War will be even more hot than now especialy between BoB and RA/AAA with Goons fading away from equation.


Callthetruth
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2007.05.17 02:24:00 - [51]
 

Due to bob fianlly overwealming most of eve - the devs cough cough i mean the jove will decide that the power balance within the universe is unbalanced and to preserve the strength of the empires will step in to kill 2 of bobs 5 titans and severly disrupt their power network in 0.0

Herring
Caldari
Pimpology
Posted - 2007.05.17 02:41:00 - [52]
 

In three months eh...hmmm

- AAA builds another titan
- BOB builds another titan
- BOB pushes RA too far and RA decides to be a little more proactive in their attacks
- freighter killing domi's get nerfed but hisec freighter popping becomes a popular sport with outbreak and PA because of a clever possibility I discovered the other night (and I'm sure I'm not the only one to think of it).LaughingLaughingLaughing


Adam Weishaupt
Minmatar
Impel Industrial
Posted - 2007.05.17 03:37:00 - [53]
 

Edited by: Adam Weishaupt on 17/05/2007 03:40:52
Originally by: Oro Sarmasa
Originally by: Adam Weishaupt
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Oh noes, another official BoB war justification! Laughing

Is it going to get to the point where if Family Guy has a cameo appearance by SirMolle, you will all shout "durka durka" and start blowing things up?

"We didn't listen!" Shocked


No, see...you delete the quote I was addressing, "If you mean the LV one that got coat-hang'rd...", which is the only reason I replied, because I find the use of terms like ****train, coat-hangaring, aborting, and the like to describe the "internet spaceship game" offensive and just plain stupid. That's the point. As for the rest, leave it on the battlefield, and it'll speak for itself.

DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Posted - 2007.05.17 03:40:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: James Grand
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
i doubt titans will be nerfed in the next 2 months..

isn't patch scheduled for like august or something ?

i predict cva take 9uy, mc lose a nyx and be kill people in drone regions

no titans will die in next 3 months, more will be fielded, mostly by people in north, maybe RA


I predict that not only will CVA not take 9uy, but they will not even own any stations 1 month from now.


CoolWink

Admentus Cor'vion
Caldari
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
Posted - 2007.05.17 03:52:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Wierd Beard
Edited by: Wierd Beard on 16/05/2007 18:24:56
Predictions:

1: You'll forget to necro the post.

2: It will be summer.

3: Lag will become so bad that fleets become a thing of the past. All wars will be fought through proxy duels between Titans.

4: Everyone will ignore the rules of the duel and jump in anyway. Completely invalidating prediction #3.

5: The war will still be ongoing.

6: FIX will still be dead.

7: Amarrian authorities will finally catch up with me in my Photographically Recorded "Naughty" Media Palace of Perverse Perspectives. A shoot out will ensue. All of the assorted naughty photos burns. The flapper girls are confiscated and all the creepy guys in long trench coats w/ mustaches are shot out the airlocks. The investigation reveals over 4 trillion metric tons of ****ographic media and "romantic assitance tools" burned. After sifting through the wreckage, the only evidence remaining is a pair of "naughty dice" and a scorched beard implant...Could this truly be the end of our intrepid hero?



To think I'm having this mans children.

nickky01
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2007.05.17 04:06:00 - [56]
 

1. Many of my friends will have quit.
2. General discussion and COAD will be unreadable, except by 1 troll in each alliance. (and 8,503 alts)
3. I will still claim that I can solo drink more vodka than RAT, and challenge them to drinking contests at every available time (ET called me mickey01 once Twisted Evil)
4. People will still logoff in bubbles to save ships/pods.
5. Logging off will still save your ship/pod.
6. Dread fleets of 90+ are normal, support fleets are still deemed "nessacary(sp?)" but the lag is so fierce during dread fights support does nothing for 30 minutes then gets doomsdayed. (by a titan that hit the button 5 minutes ago, friend or foe it does not matter)
7. The proposed pos changes (i.e. defenses outside of the shield) actually hurt the game, it is now so easy to kill pos defenses that the 90 man dread fleets are only needed because the other side has 90 dreads as well, and is waiting 5 systems out to cyno in on you.
8. Empire still blows, carebears still whine because they cannot haul more then 1 bil in loot...the major alliances who lose systems and are kicked back to empire are the major ones freightor ganking.


those are my predictions...bookmarked, cya in a month

Pyxee
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2007.05.17 04:35:00 - [57]
 

1. Nicky01 will still be a noob
2. Hegemon Rast will kill more of his own in a POS
3. Titan nerf maybe
4. RA will bring the hurt on attacking BoB forces and push them almost out of Tenerifis
5. fofofofofofofo
6. Profit mebbe?



band0fdevs
Gallente
Band of Dev's
Posted - 2007.05.17 04:38:00 - [58]
 

i think the bob assualt on RA is the final call in ths drama ocne they are crushed bob will pretty well own 0.0

Wrayeth
Caldari
EdgeGamers
Situation: Normal
Posted - 2007.05.17 05:31:00 - [59]
 

1.) Blob size and prevalence will continue increasing.
2.) Blob warfare will still suck.
3.) I still won't be playing much since there's almost nothing BUT blob warfare going if you don't like flying frigates.
4.) I will have been flamed at least five times for the above three predictions.
5.) During one of the times when I do log on, my phoenix, Destroyer of Worlds, which survived the F-T assault, will be destroyed due to either lag or the enemy having superior numbers (or me falling asleep at the keyboard).
6.) Everyone will point and laugh when number 5 happens.
7.) I will continue to *****, whine, moan and complain about game balance and the death of the solo/small group PvP playstyle. I will also continue to ***** about supercapitals and how much I hate the hitpoint boost.
8.) I will start to feel old as I realize that everything good I have to say about EVE is prefaced by "remember when..." or "before ________...".
9.) I will continue to post when tired or half asleep, resulting in threads with little content and much complaining.
10.) Fluf will still be primary.

Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.05.17 07:43:00 - [60]
 

1- More corps will leave IAC and it will eventualy dissband due to its incapacity to fend off aginst 1 corp.

2- Goons will find them selves alone without daddy RA/AAA and will be back to syndicate wondering how did it all happen.

3- The north napland will be scattered around between dissbanding and leaching off their neighbours.



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