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Crinos Childflayer
Posted - 2007.03.27 22:35:00 - [31]
 

Edited by: Crinos Childflayer on 27/03/2007 22:33:29
Meh. you're just doing it for the flames......so......


GROUP HUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!

Very HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy

ARES, I LOVE YOU! BEAR MY CHILDREN! THE WORLD IS SO BRIGHT AND GOOD!
*Cuddles Ares*

lol, I drowned your flames with warm sticky love. YARRRR!!

Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.27 22:40:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Crinos Childflayer
Edited by: Crinos Childflayer on 27/03/2007 22:33:29
Meh. you're just doing it for the flames......so......


GROUP HUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!

Very HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy

ARES, I LOVE YOU! BEAR MY CHILDREN! THE WORLD IS SO BRIGHT AND GOOD!
*Cuddles Ares*

lol, I drowned your flames with warm sticky love. YARRRR!!


Cheers! I just do it for the arguement lol. I could care less about the grammar or even the hi sec people lol. Dont worry ill sucker a bunch more into another thread about hating hi sec people lolol.

Blind Man
Caldari
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2007.03.27 23:03:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: Blind Man on 27/03/2007 22:59:03
posting in a semi-epic thread

Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.27 23:05:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: murder one
Originally by: Ares Predetor
Edited by: Ares Predetor on 26/03/2007 21:51:10
Carebears like Ares are unimaginative, inarticulate and so amazingly boring that it's almost a chore to reply (almost).
Quite frankly I rarely see pirates complaining or whining about how unfair the combat system is in Eve, even though it is *heavily* weighted in favor of the defender (never before has it been so increadably easy to avoid combat). And when they do complain, it's usually with completely valid information to back up their claims.

Can I get an 'amen'?


amen brother YARRRR!!


DE





HAHA, Carebears like Ares are unimaginative, inarticulate and so amazingly boring that it's almost a chore to reply (almost). Well you did reply you wasted your time to reply to a thread made by someone who doesn't even really care about gankers and pirates and carebears. Half a day reading these forums after starting and I already know enough about this game to sucker all you losers into a debate with a 2 day old character.

Unimaginative, inarticulate-

Looks to me like you sir have just been wtfpwnedbbq'ed and all the lil

Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.27 23:13:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Digitalfox

As per Dictionary.com, a pirate is:
1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.
2. a ship used by such persons.

Just FYI, most pirates prayed on merchant ships, ie haulers. They fought when the odds favored them and ran to port and harbors when out gunned/manned or skilled.





Hey Dictionary guy heres one for your pages:

pwned:

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Everquest.

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

Remember this -you smart fellers and your grammar all just got suckered into responding to a post that clearly stated in my last lines as flame match, yet you didnt even take the time yourselves to be original or even get into the spirit of it.
The only thing you could come up with is to comment on grammar yet 85% of anything you read on any gaming forum is literary ebonics.

You folks take all this so seriously so I understand why your pitiful feelings have been hurt. But seriously, bring something better to the table if your going to even lower yourselves down to this level by responding in the first place.

Nubsauce



Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.27 23:20:00 - [36]
 

Edited by: Ares Predetor on 27/03/2007 23:16:53
Originally by: Brother Funkyshades
and i bet 10 isk the OP was playing shadowrun sometime.


Obviously you must have also.What exactly is your point?

Gnarll ofOz
Posted - 2007.03.27 23:26:00 - [37]
 

Please excuse this pre pubescent 14 year old. He knows nothing better.

One day he may receive some man love to comfort him after years of neglect from his mother. I'm afraid though, the lady's will be a little scared of the pimple speckled face of this one and he'll have to make do with that.

Now lets just leave him alone and let him have a cry in the corner.

Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.27 23:53:00 - [38]
 

Edited by: Ares Predetor on 27/03/2007 23:57:45
Bout time someone tried pulling the pimple virgin joke. Thats older then this game though bud. Seriously couldn't you do anything better then that pathetic excuse for a burn?

Your getting warmer though <3
Thanks for trying your very best even if it was a tad old,and borrowed from people who posted it 7 years ago. you gotta do better then that to get a rise outta me lol.

I would say from the articulate description that it must mirror someone very close to you to be described so vividly. Were you near a mirror perhaps while posting this?

Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.28 00:04:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: babylonstew
Originally by: Warrio
Yeah, hook me up on that list too. I would kill you if I saw you but I'm too lazy to do the locator agent thing etc.



2007.03.27 17:46
The scumsucker is located at Duripant VII - Moon 6 - Federal Navy Academy School station in the Duripant system of the Crux constellation.

there you go, im such a nice man Very Happy




Rock on come get me! I will be down in 0.0 soon enough. See ya there.

Waxau
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2007.03.28 00:05:00 - [40]
 

Im quite sure your childish antics just produced the vivid image. After all , you do conjure the image pretty accurately

Futher Bezluden
Minmatar
ORIGIN SYSTEMS
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2007.03.28 00:13:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Ares Predetor
Edited by: Ares Predetor on 26/03/2007 21:51:10
I love .. blah blah blah




Federal Navy Academy - 2007.03.25 00:48:00

Any bets on how soon it's recycled to the biomass?

Ferreus Malukar
Union Deutscher Freelancer
Posted - 2007.03.28 00:16:00 - [42]
 

Awwww, i thought you said you would leave after the trial. Sad
Are you just dumb or something? Shocked And maybe you should look for an explaination of "carebear" again; it was somewhere on this forum...

Could someone please lock/delete this useless thread please?


Regards,
Ferreus, Carebear (and absolutely no pirate)

Ares Predetor
Posted - 2007.03.28 01:14:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Waxau
Im quite sure your childish antics just produced the vivid image. After all , you do conjure the image pretty accurately


Well hello there waxon I see youve migrated over here welcome@!

Loril Nimith
Amarr
2OH2
Privateer Alliance
Posted - 2007.03.28 07:29:00 - [44]
 

let me summarize the OP's post:

Pirates must be honorable.

...

I'm sorry but you are not particularly clever, dear ares predator :/

Grim Starwind
Exotic Dancers Club
Posted - 2007.03.28 07:40:00 - [45]
 

Such a boring post, all the replies trying to be so smart.

Loook face it ares my little padawan. No matter what you do there will always be some idiots out there waiting to ruin your time. Instead of going into low sec empire, why not just go into 0.0 I can bet you'll be attacked alot less and the isk is higher. But as someone said..

Pirates are pirates. They don't 1 on 1 (well some do but not many) and most of them will only fight if they know they will win.. why? Because why pick a fight you might lose? If you want to beat pirates up, try ganking them first in a bigger ship.

Willow Whisp
Sadist Faction
Posted - 2007.03.28 07:41:00 - [46]
 

I love the recent threads of people spewing trash, then when they realize they look idiotic and nobody is buying their antics, they retract their statement saying "omg you fell for my ruse, i really just wanted you to start flaming to see if i could, i'm so cool mom, i made a bunch of internet nerds flame me lololo"

Otto Killar
Posted - 2007.03.28 12:26:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: Otto Killar on 28/03/2007 12:23:03
And here is the starting of the list he spoke of, please post more names as you think of them.

1)Darcy Killar
2)Donovan Killar
3)Otto Killar (stupid alt!)

YARRRR!!

Brother Funkyshades
Muzzletov Gewaltski Inc.
Posted - 2007.03.28 16:54:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: Brother Funkyshades on 28/03/2007 16:56:44
Originally by: Ares Predetor
Edited by: Ares Predetor on 27/03/2007 23:16:53
Originally by: Brother Funkyshades
and i bet 10 isk the OP was playing shadowrun sometime.


Obviously you must have also.What exactly is your point?

i dont have any. do i need one?

i just wanted to know if im right. and i like to be right.

lemme guess... you got an alt named "Ingram Valiant" ?
if not you should definetly create it. NOW.

btw, i liked the flechette version more. viper it was called i guess.(we just called it "indoor flak")

everybody and his grandma had an ares predator. it was the mc donalds of handguns.

Dionisius
Gallente
the muppets
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2007.03.29 12:05:00 - [49]
 

Edited by: Dionisius on 29/03/2007 12:02:40
Originally by: Ares Predetor
Edited by: Ares Predetor on 26/03/2007 21:51:10
I love how all you wannabe pirates call people in .3 .4 sec areas carebears.


Hey i resent that!I also live in 1., 0.9, 0.8, 0.7, 0.6, 0.5, 0.3, 0.2, 0.1, 0.0!

Originally by: Ares Predetor

It really is a riot considering they live in those zones and most if not all the rules of engagement favor the pirate. Yet you guys call yerselves outlaws and think yer awesome lolol.


Yep, being 15mins free for all gangboom shoot me please cuz i own the law.. man ITS A RIOT!

Originally by: Ares Predetor
Half the pirates I have seen sit around gates and the moment they get a fight back they jump away. They get cornered they hang out at stations la la.


So i believe you never met the other half...YARRRR!!

Originally by: Ares Predetor
I tell ya what as soon as ccp changes the bounty system so that anyone who has a bounty put on their head is killable in any sec system then you may just graduate to pirate-well some of you.


Amen to that brother! \o/

Originally by: Ares Predetor
You guys fly around trying to instegate people into shooting you so you have the sec forces on yer side, ya thats crafty for those of you without the skills to back yer own E-Peen up.


There is a thing called strategy and strategic thinking, i advise you to read on those subjects mister.

Originally by: Ares Predetor
Then theres the other half of you sitting at gate camps killing haulers and such ooooooo sceeeery. Half of you butt pirates don't even have the right to call people in those areas carebears cause yer the carebears.


Hey that shows pirates do care!Care about the lone hauler and the lone guy ratting in the belt or the lone miner... so WE CARE! WE CARE!!!!Twisted Evil

Originally by: Ares Predetor
Step into yer big pants and go tangle with some alliance peeps and see how quickly yer arse gets handed to you in a paper bag.


Been there done that, politics bore the crap outta me.

Originally by: Ares Predetor
To all the real pirates who actually go looking for a fight and fight it I salute you.


That will be 100 mil for your ship please.YARRRR!!

Originally by: Ares Predetor
To all the tards who pretend to be "Pirates" go drink bleach or something..who knows it may be entertaining.


Bleach is good, a bit bitter but good for your intestines.

Originally by: Ares Predetor
I will be updating this post with lists of wannabe losers soon enough. So all you tard gets yer sniffle cloth out yer about to get burned!


Burn the heretics i say!Burn them all! *sniff whats that smell? : |

Originally by: Ares Predetor
Flame on!Crying or Very sadEvil or Very MadTwisted EvilRolling EyesYARRRR!!



/me sells flamethrowers.

Baghed
Posted - 2007.03.29 20:09:00 - [50]
 

Someone needs their ego stroking...did some pirate gank you and call you a noob?

You have resorted to insulting as many people as possible to make you feel better and when someone makes a reply which 'beats' you (generally making you look like an idiot) you recognise this which triggers your defense mechanism which is to use more insults (ego-boost) and make up an excuse so you can convince yourself you won.

Poor you.


Idaeus
Posted - 2007.03.30 03:40:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Brother Funkyshades
btw, i liked the flechette version more. viper it was called i guess.(we just called it "indoor flak")

everybody and his grandma had an ares predator. it was the mc donalds of handguns.
I had a preference for Panther Assault Cannon.

There's no such thing as 'overkill'. Just 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

Murtific
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.03.30 04:22:00 - [52]
 

I kill in Beke.


-9.99999999999 (lets just round to -10.0 to make it easy to read) is my sec status.. Come get it anti-pies



-mmm pie

zwerg
Macabre Votum
Imperial Republic Of the North
Posted - 2007.03.30 12:13:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: DarkElf
Edited by: DarkElf on 26/03/2007 22:20:21
i find it hilariously ironic that ur posting this with an alt because ur obviously afraid of posting with ur main.

on a side note. yes there are always going to be panzy noob piwates about that smacktalk and run from any actual fights but they are vastly outnumbered by decent pvp'ers that thrive from a challenge.

plus, i pure pirate is someone who isn't necessarily a hardcore pvp'er, it can just be someone who makes a living from ransoms and loot. a challenging fight can be lost and that is bad for business.

and i'm pretty sure very few ppl would shout carebear to someone living in .3 (edit) or .4 systems. high sec maybe but i didn't quite get that bit.


DE





(all under is spoken: slowly, concentraded)

me copies thread.... opens new thread.. yeee... paste, put name in, forget paragraphs... be stupid... boring... need... friends.. altpos ftl bbq.. ye

ugh


hUssmann
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.03.30 14:03:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Ares Predetor

I tell ya what as soon as ccp changes the bounty system so that anyone who has a bounty put on their head is killable in any sec system


Yes because being -5 means we can go play with the hot gallente women in jita doesn't it? Rolling Eyes

-5 and lower means you get shot anywhere, 0.4-0.1 we're fair game to anyone and everyone, I hardly call that easy, and just a clue for you here sherlock, in 0.0 you take no sec hits and can attack anyone without penalty.

Quote:
Flame on!Crying or Very sadEvil or Very MadTwisted EvilRolling EyesYARRRR!!


Plenty of that around here, I just like stating the obvious.


Brother Funkyshades
Muzzletov Gewaltski Inc.
Posted - 2007.03.30 14:14:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Idaeus
I had a preference for Panther Assault Cannon.

There's no such thing as 'overkill'. Just 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

oh holy crap i remember...

but if were talking big guns, id like a gyromounted vindicator, please.

was a bit problematic, gettign it into nightclubs under your coat, tho. no matter how big you were.

Altrex Stoppel
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.04.01 21:34:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Alan Maher
Originally by: Grunanca


1. Take a lot of English lessons
2. Quit the game
4. Play WoW
5. Wait till you are 18 years or older
6. Try EVE again
7. What is the meaning of this post?


LOL. Classic.


That's all good but what happened to number 3 Laughing?


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