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Tobias Xiaosen
Total Xenophobia
Posted - 2008.08.28 23:22:00 - [511]
 

Originally by: Fraszoid

I wish for more apple muffins.


Granted, but they were made in 1952.

I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working.

DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.08.28 23:32:00 - [512]
 

Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:44
Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:23
Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen
Originally by: Fraszoid

I wish for more apple muffins.


Granted, but they were made in 1952.

I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working.

Done but you still require 24 hour sleep cycles and eat the same amount you would otherwise. You now work half as much during any given period of time while living costs the same. Welcome to poverty.

I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time.

Amandin Adouin
Minmatar
Posted - 2008.08.28 23:39:00 - [513]
 

Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 23:38:53
Originally by: DubanFP

I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time.


Oops, I missed your wish. Since you seem to really want this, I'll grant it to you with no strings attached... except it's sooo good that you never leave the house anymore, you lose all your friends and you begin your own personal spiral to madness.

I wish my remote worked correctly.


Opertone
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2008.08.29 01:19:00 - [514]
 

Originally by: Amandin Adouin
Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 23:38:53
Originally by: DubanFP

I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time.


Oops, I missed your wish. Since you seem to really want this, I'll grant it to you with no strings attached... except it's sooo good that you never leave the house anymore, you lose all your friends and you begin your own personal spiral to madness.

I wish my remote worked correctly.




but your mom would never let you have it

Rebal 88
Minmatar
Black Ice Protectorate
The Imperial Senate
Posted - 2008.08.29 10:19:00 - [515]
 

^^^no wish o noez^^^^


I wish the guy above me posted a wish i could corrupt ugh

Keaton Kiwiman
Posted - 2008.10.13 01:21:00 - [516]
 

granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug.Twisted Evil

i wish this text was blue

DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.10.13 01:43:00 - [517]
 

Originally by: Keaton Kiwiman
granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug.Twisted Evil

Sadi wish this Sad text was blue Sad


Added Sad faces to the text. It is now very blue.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Ren Surkova
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.10.13 05:57:00 - [518]
 

Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Keaton Kiwiman
granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug.Twisted Evil

Sadi wish this Sad text was blue Sad


Added Sad faces to the text. It is now very blue.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.



ok sure granted sort of except the wishgranter pauses and asks you if you think that's the first time anyone's ever thought of that. he slaps you around the room and gives you some stock, lazy corrupted wish he probably wholesale lifted from old twilight zone episodes. I dunno, maybe you get rich but really bored or become incredibly handsome only to find that the rest of the worlds standards of beauty have been turned on their head. whatever it is its pretty cliche

I wish I could drink at work

TheBro
Posted - 2008.10.13 18:49:00 - [519]
 

Quote:
I wish I could drink at work


You get so drunk at work that you end up having relations with the hot new secretary, and end up getting her pregnant with twins.

WhiteSavage
Gallente
Ever Flow
Systematic-Chaos
Posted - 2008.10.13 22:46:00 - [520]
 

...and now you have aids.

I wish I had a nano-mothership.

Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
Posted - 2008.10.14 04:28:00 - [521]
 

Edited by: Epegi Givo on 14/10/2008 04:28:49
granted, but CCP then creates a module that auto-kills/pods 100x and takes all the money and assets from a ship that can travel faster than 2km/s. and this module fits into a special 9th slot, and is given to everyone for free.

I wish the person below me have suddenly have an strange urge to poke him/herself in the kneecap once every day.

DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.10.14 04:34:00 - [522]
 

Originally by: Epegi Givo


I wish the person below me have suddenly have an strange urge to poke him/herself in the kneecap once every day.

Done. A lazer guided super-computer targeted taser is installed at my house. The botton is conveniently attached to my knee. It has perfect accuracy is perminantly aimed at any person that plays EVE under the name "Epegi Givo". Have fun.

My wish is 1 paragraph above this one.

CCP Kalmukaru

Posted - 2008.10.14 11:47:00 - [523]
 

Originally by: DubanFP


I wish for my wish to be corrupted.


Meta-wishing is against the rules, and you lose your wish.

I wish for a pony.

Roxanna Kell
Anormalii S.A.
Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2008.10.14 13:40:00 - [524]
 

Originally by: CCP Kalmukaru
Originally by: DubanFP


I wish for my wish to be corrupted.


Meta-wishing is against the rules, and you lose your wish.

I wish for a pony.


Ponies can't carry fat people.

I wish for this thread to get locked


Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
Posted - 2008.10.14 14:26:00 - [525]
 

Edited by: Epegi Givo on 14/10/2008 14:26:34
Originally by: Roxanna Kell
Originally by: CCP Kalmukaru
Originally by: DubanFP


I wish for my wish to be corrupted.


Meta-wishing is against the rules, and you lose your wish.

I wish for a pony.


Ponies can't carry fat people.

I wish for this thread to get locked




granted, a CCP dev locks the thread. but every other CCP dev gets very mad at the locked, and they unlock the thread, and punish the dev accordingly. Then the dev takes out his anger by podding you a hundred times and takingaway all your assets and money.

I wish the person below me had eternal life and enjoyed it

Benilopax
Gallente
The Ashen Lion Syndicate
Posted - 2008.10.14 14:30:00 - [526]
 

Edited by: Benilopax on 14/10/2008 14:33:36
Thanks very much, however I am an evil megalomanic and would use my life to take over the entire world and rule it with an iron fist. Luckily for you I may let you go free in return. But, the rebels of my great empire would blame you for it all and you would be tortured as a co-conspirator.

I wish I was a King or Emperor!

Dihania
Gallente
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2008.10.14 14:41:00 - [527]
 

Originally by: Benilopax
I wish I was a King or Emperor!

But then you'll have poison in your food, and knights courting your queen and many other kings attacking your domain and peasant cursing you to hell.

I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work.


Fraszoid
Caldari
Healthcare for Space Hermits
Posted - 2008.10.14 15:13:00 - [528]
 

Originally by: Dihania
I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work.


Granted, you lose your job after you win a life time sub to EVE. You end up gloating so much that they ban your IP from the forums and blacklist your entire ISP so you can't ever look at them. You spend every waking moment mining and mission running because any epic kills you make are pointless without the publics awareness of your loot. Enjoy your forum deprivation.

I wish for some non-poisoned, edible apple-pear muffins.

xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
Posted - 2008.10.14 16:09:00 - [529]
 

Originally by: Fraszoid
Originally by: Dihania
I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work.


Granted, you lose your job after you win a life time sub to EVE. You end up gloating so much that they ban your IP from the forums and blacklist your entire ISP so you can't ever look at them. You spend every waking moment mining and mission running because any epic kills you make are pointless without the publics awareness of your loot. Enjoy your forum deprivation.

I wish for some non-poisoned, edible apple-pear muffins.


Granted but you become allergic to apple-pear muffins and die when you get near them.

I wish to become the wishmaaster.

Serenity Steele
Dynamic Data Distribution
Posted - 2008.10.14 17:40:00 - [530]
 

Originally by: xOm3gAx
I wish to become the wishmaaster.


Granted. Wishmaster is a ceremonial only title only with no ability to wish anything and as wishing is a charity exercise, as wishmaster you have to pay the costs for granting everyone else's wish.

I wish EVE Players could rate each others posts, and had the option to hide all posts with a poor rating after they'd be on the forums for a minimum of 2 hours.

Xue XinMao
West Wind Waylanders
Posted - 2008.10.14 17:45:00 - [531]
 

Originally by: Serenity Steele
Originally by: xOm3gAx
I wish to become the wishmaaster.


Granted. Wishmaster is a ceremonial only title only with no ability to wish anything and as wishing is a charity exercise, as wishmaster you have to pay the costs for granting everyone else's wish.

I wish EVE Players could rate each others posts, and had the option to hide all posts with a poor rating after they'd be on the forums for a minimum of 2 hours.


But this idea will strain the hamsters and make them burn.

I wish the person below me says something.

Serenity Steele
Dynamic Data Distribution
Posted - 2008.10.14 18:00:00 - [532]
 

Originally by: Xue XinMao
But this idea will strain the hamsters and make them burn.

I wish the person below me says something.


Granted, but you can't hear it because you're not in the same room.

I wish the person above me had a clever response to my original wish.

Elron Hubward
Posted - 2008.10.14 18:22:00 - [533]
 

Edited by: Elron Hubward on 14/10/2008 18:22:51


I wish the person above me had a clever response to my original wish.


Granted. Aliens from a distant galaxy select Xue XinMao as the first test subject for their newly developed "intelliray". Now having an IQ of OVER 9000!!!! Xue has all the snappy comebacks you could ever wish to see.... alas Xue now views forum fencing as intellectually degrading and pointless, so you don't get to see them.

I wish politicians had to take lie detector tests when they're telling us how good things are now that they're in power.



Xue XinMao
West Wind Waylanders
Posted - 2008.10.14 18:26:00 - [534]
 

1 + 2 = 9281973123 Laughing

I wish the person below me lives in the next hour.


xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
Posted - 2008.10.14 20:13:00 - [535]
 

Originally by: Xue XinMao
1 + 2 = 9281973123 Laughing

I wish the person below me lives in the next hour.




Granted I have gratuitous sex (with a real woman not your love doll) and LIVE GRANDLY for the next hour, all the while your stuck watching a forum for an hour doing nothing except being bored =)

I wish many thanks to the person above me for the grand hour i spent with my woman.

Highwind Cid
Posted - 2008.10.14 20:26:00 - [536]
 

Might want to keep that wish, he might be doing her too.

I wish eve was fun.

Roxanna Kell
Anormalii S.A.
Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2008.10.14 21:08:00 - [537]
 

ROFL, That wish can never be granted, EVE is just a second job set in space with limited functionality...

I wish I never joined this thread.


Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
Posted - 2008.10.14 22:18:00 - [538]
 

granted but because you wished you never joined this thread in the thread that you never joined, causing a paradox and making the entire forum crash. CCP then traces the paradox backs to you, and as punishment for crashing the forums, they pod you a hundred times and take all of your money and assets.

I wish that the person below me doesn't notice that my last 3 corruptions all ended up podding someone 100 times and taking all their assets + money.

Hannah Hoffmann
Posted - 2008.10.18 20:37:00 - [539]
 

Edited by: Hannah Hoffmann on 18/10/2008 20:38:15
Edited by: Hannah Hoffmann on 18/10/2008 20:37:56
Granted, I did not notice it, but Im gonna pod u 100 times and take all ur assets+money anyway.

I wish that no one will reply to the thread again.

Something Random
Gallente
The Barrow Boys
Posted - 2008.10.18 20:44:00 - [540]
 

but someone will reply

amd i wish for this thread to go on and on


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