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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
Posted - 2007.03.15 15:26:00 - [1]
 

Since everyone else seems to be posting one, I was feeling lonely and neglected and decided to get in on the act...thus I present to you.....

The BSMDC Superterrific Guide to Spotting Scams!!

ArrowIf its on a Contract, its a scam.
ArrowIf someone evemails you, its a scam.
ArrowIf they private convo you, you bet its a scam.
ArrowIf you'e in Jita, oh boy you better believe its a scam.
ArrowIf it involves ISK, yup, thats right, its a scam.
ArrowIf it in any way, shape or form requires you to click something, you guessed it...scam.
ArrowIf the buyer has a cute female avatar...wham-bam-thank-you-scam.
ArrowIf the buyer has a handsome male avatar...I'd like some scam with my eggs.
ArrowIf the buyer is the ugliest sum***** you ever did done saw....sc*barf*am.
ArrowSelling to a Buy Order? Scam.
ArrowBuying from a Sell Order? Hooodoggy scam.
ArrowFlying through space doing absolutley nothing...thats cuz you just got the shirt scammed off your back.


And if you do get scammed, remember to look on the bright side....
.....Smile
.....Neutral
.....Confused
.....ugh
....ya, I got nothin.

Billy Sastard
Amarr
Life. Universe. Everything.
Posted - 2007.03.15 15:29:00 - [2]
 

OMG... I read this whole post,

ITS A SCAM!!

*Billy Sastard got scammed.

Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
Posted - 2007.03.15 15:33:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Billy Sastard
OMG... I read this whole post,

ITS A SCAM!!

*Billy Sastard got scammed.


Well I TRIED to warn you. *sigh* nobody ever listens Rolling Eyes

Shanur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2007.03.15 15:35:00 - [4]
 

Isn't this entire post a scam?

*rolls out the tinfoil hat peddling cart*

Eleana Tomelac
Gallente
Eclats de verre
Posted - 2007.03.15 15:55:00 - [5]
 

OMG, my whole life is a SCAM!


 

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