Since everyone else seems to be posting one, I was feeling lonely and neglected and decided to get in on the act...thus I present to you.....The BSMDC Superterrific Guide to Spotting Scams!!
If its on a Contract, its a scam.
If someone evemails you, its a scam.
If they private convo you, you bet its a scam.
If you'e in Jita, oh boy you better believe its a scam.
If it involves ISK, yup, thats right, its a scam.
If it in any way, shape or form requires you to click something, you guessed it...scam.
If the buyer has a cute female avatar...wham-bam-thank-you-scam.
If the buyer has a handsome male avatar...I'd like some scam with my eggs.
If the buyer is the ugliest sum***** you ever did done saw....sc*barf*am.
Selling to a Buy Order? Scam.
Buying from a Sell Order? Hooodoggy scam.
Flying through space doing absolutley nothing...thats cuz you just got the shirt scammed off your back.
And if you do get scammed, remember to look on the bright side....
....ya, I got nothin.