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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.12.04 16:39:00 - [1]
 

L a g g e r w o c k y

'Twas Thukker, and the slithy Joves
Did cloak and vanish without wait;
All flimsy were the frigate roles,
And the pie-raths camped the gate.


"Beware the Lagattack, my son!
The drones that bite, the cans that catch!
Beware the Scramblawarp, and shun
The frumious Talkasmack!"


He took his Tempest, formed a gang:
Long time the docking foe he sought--
So rested he by Immensea,
And warped to a gate in thought.


And, as too slow the objects load,
The Lagattack, with eyes aglee,
Came whiffling up - his shields go down -
"Argh hurry warp to me!"


One two! Point two! Kbits get thru;
The Ogredrones have snicker-snack!
He's soon an egg, but with his head
He goes podflaming back.


"And art thou lost by Lagattack?
Come to my station, eggish dude!
O exploit! Ghey! For this you'll pay!"
In local, things get rude.


'Twas Thukker, and the slithy Joves
Did cloak and vanish without wait;
All flimsy were the frigate roles,
And the pie-raths camped the gate.

was posted in general, but i guess it really belongs here... i still can't help grinning when i read it... i only hope some ccp folks get a laugh out of it too [:blush:]

Kallanagh Tellen
Amarr
Royal Fleet Auxiliary
Collegium Amarria
Posted - 2003.12.05 08:30:00 - [2]
 

ooc: *laughs* class

Orestes


ISD Interstellar Correspondents
Posted - 2003.12.05 09:03:00 - [3]
 

It's still funny Laughing


 

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