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Aeaus
Gallente
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:29:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Aeaus on 06/01/2007 22:56:09
2007.01.05 02:21:00 - D2 Declares War on ISS, with a simple message "
From today, Dusk and Dawn are in state of war with ISS!
.

Amid much speculation the real cause of the war declaration is exposed. One has to simply look at the D2 soverignty map to realize their immediate need of EC-P.

All images developed through the use of the map in flattened mode while observing D2 soverignty.

Branch Region
The D2 "Finger" (Warning, Minor Traumatizing Content) Proof

Tenal Region
The D2 "Kite" Proof

Fade Region
The D2 "Glasses" Proof

But why do D2 need EC-P8R and thus require a declaration on ISS? Well, the answer is simple...

The D2 Palm Tree?
Proof

EC-P8R makes up the begining of the trunk, it is absolutely impossible for D2 artists to create their enormous works without the use of EC-P8R, and who could hold it against them, who wants a midget tree?

Or Maybe the D2 Demon?
Proof

This one is a bit of a strech, just for laughs.




This is a joke, and I couldn't really care about the conflict.

Edit : Linked to the wrong finger image.

Kharakan
Amarr
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:30:00 - [2]
 

Shocked How did we not see this before!

liquidism
Caldari
Rainer Luxus
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:37:00 - [3]
 

crap!! now everyone knows were playing connect-the-dots on the eve map Crying or Very sad

Master OlavPancrazio
Caldari
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:38:00 - [4]
 

I'm d2, and I approve this message.

Sovy Kurosei
Amarr
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:43:00 - [5]
 

I wonder what else you can find doing connect-the-dots on the Eve map.

Funny post though.

Vily
Amarr
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:44:00 - [6]
 

Before someone else does it im gonna give this:

7/10


for moderate coolness and orginiality

higher marks could have been attained with a cooler guess than the palm tree

Master OlavPancrazio
Caldari
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:45:00 - [7]
 

Well sure, they aren't the most funny images you could think of. But the whole idea of creating images and making the war seem stupid like that is in my opinion a 10/10 for creativity.

Aeaus
Gallente
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:48:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Vily
Before someone else does it im gonna give this:

7/10


for moderate coolness and orginiality

higher marks could have been attained with a cooler guess than the palm tree


Maybe the D2 Pimp Bed? Link

Kharakan
Amarr
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:49:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Aeaus
Originally by: Vily
Before someone else does it im gonna give this:

7/10


for moderate coolness and orginiality

higher marks could have been attained with a cooler guess than the palm tree


Maybe the D2 Pimp Bed? Link


Naaah... needs to be 3D.

Imode
Gallente
Celestial Apocalypse
The Requiem
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:51:00 - [10]
 

Thanks a lot guys. My monitor is all red and green now because I burst out laughing and ended up spitting all over it.

Thanks a lot...

Vily
Amarr
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:55:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Aeaus
Originally by: Vily
Before someone else does it im gonna give this:

7/10


for moderate coolness and orginiality

higher marks could have been attained with a cooler guess than the palm tree


Maybe the D2 Pimp Bed? Link


remember! this image is the cause of a mighty war! it must be much cooler than a bed or a palm tree. although, a hammock NEAR a palm tree would be very close.

mad props for the constellation imagery though Razz

Kharakan
Amarr
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:56:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Imode
Thanks a lot guys. My monitor is all red and green now because I burst out laughing and ended up spitting all over it.

Thanks a lot...


What do you spit? Shocked

Aeaus
Gallente
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:57:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Vily


remember! this image is the cause of a mighty war! it must be much cooler than a bed or a palm tree. although, a hammock NEAR a palm tree would be very close.

mad props for the constellation imagery though Razz


Let's try this again : D2 Demon

Plutoinum
Minmatar
Mercenaries of Andosia
Veritas Immortalis
Posted - 2007.01.06 22:57:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Imode
Thanks a lot guys. My monitor is all red and green now because I burst out laughing and ended up spitting all over it.

Thanks a lot...


If you spit red and green you should really visit a doctor and I'll try hard to get this image out of my head now. Confused

Templer Relleg
Caldari
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2007.01.06 23:11:00 - [15]
 

You win eve! You are too smart tbh Sad

ptmpredator
Gallente
Omega Fleet Enterprises
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2007.01.06 23:16:00 - [16]
 

i knew d2 was up to something fishy!

Seppel da'FinNI
Gallente
Cataclysm Enterprises
Ev0ke
Posted - 2007.01.06 23:46:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: ptmpredator
i knew d2 was up to something fishy!


of course we are, we always are, were and will be.

Leto Twin
Amarr
Caritas.
Posted - 2007.01.07 06:10:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Seppel da'FinNI
Originally by: ptmpredator
i knew d2 was up to something fishy!


of course we are, we always are, were and will be.


Fishy? Uhmm... Yum?

And very original! I love the ideas. Not fond of the bed myself. The round beds are much more fun.

NATMav
Caldari
F.R.E.E. Explorer
The Initiative.
Posted - 2007.01.07 09:07:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: NATMav on 07/01/2007 09:03:30
The finger is pointing right at Jita! Shocked

Exelsior
Gallente
Xenobytes
Stain Empire
Posted - 2007.01.07 10:22:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Imode
Thanks a lot guys. My monitor is all red and green now because I burst out laughing and ended up spitting all over it.

Thanks a lot...


Confused Wtf do you spit?

INZi
Minmatar
coracao ardente
Posted - 2007.01.07 10:33:00 - [21]
 

omg!

Nez Perces
Amarr
Metatron Inc.
Posted - 2007.01.07 10:40:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Nez Perces on 07/01/2007 10:53:48

Originally by: Imode
Thanks a lot guys. My monitor is all red and green now because I burst out laughing and ended up spitting all over it.

Thanks a lot...


LOL.. lets help Imode out a little... if she has an old-skool CRT (Cathode Ray Tube) monitor, then droplets of liquid will cause the light emitted to disperse and refract, thus separating into different wavelengths. Hence the appearance of red and green colours, infact there will be the full range of colours that make up white light. Similar to what happens with a rainbow.

This does not happen however with TFT monitors (well it can, but it requires a very thin film of moisture)

So either Imode has a CRT monitor.... or yes she should book an appointment with the doctors ASAP. Surprised

[edit:clarity]


ollobrains
Gallente
5th Front enterprises
Chain of Chaos
Posted - 2007.01.07 10:56:00 - [23]
 

d2 are reading themselves for any friends of BOB ( given that the rumour mill is in overdrive regarding BOBs next target) strike ISS out of ec and u can lock off any jump clone or rally points in any future conflict ( otherwise with eveyrone else decing ISS) everyone is jumping on board to lay the death blows into ISS for the final time. A shameful day as the industrial - empire carebear friendly alliacnes slowly fall 1 by one replaced with d2, BOB , RAGOON controlling space and renting to industrial alliances under rental terms

0.0 is slowly moving to a state where 3 or 4 large alliances will control soveingty and rent out to smaller alliances in return for across the board blues and nicey nice attitudes.

CCP of course can stop this by mixing things up and adding some benefits for smaller gorups perhaps even make it harder for larger alliacnes to control anything over x amount of outposts or require some really high end uber skills that allow x amount of outposts per alliance ( think the next level above empire control 5)

Soros
Caldari
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.01.07 11:35:00 - [24]
 

You really have brought to our attention the seriousness of this situation .. the dot to dot compotition will not be allowed to be completed so easily !! stand strong ISS !!

thank you Aeaus !!

Tarphon
Caldari
Helljumpers
En Garde
Posted - 2007.01.07 18:44:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: ollobrains
d2 are reading themselves for any friends of BOB ( given that the rumour mill is in overdrive regarding BOBs next target) strike ISS out of ec and u can lock off any jump clone or rally points in any future conflict ( otherwise with eveyrone else decing ISS) everyone is jumping on board to lay the death blows into ISS for the final time. A shameful day as the industrial - empire carebear friendly alliacnes slowly fall 1 by one replaced with d2, BOB , RAGOON controlling space and renting to industrial alliances under rental terms

0.0 is slowly moving to a state where 3 or 4 large alliances will control soveingty and rent out to smaller alliances in return for across the board blues and nicey nice attitudes.

CCP of course can stop this by mixing things up and adding some benefits for smaller gorups perhaps even make it harder for larger alliacnes to control anything over x amount of outposts or require some really high end uber skills that allow x amount of outposts per alliance ( think the next level above empire control 5)


LMFAO

I don’t know if its that you who pretend to be worried for “industrial - empire carebear friendly alliances” when you just shoot industrial - empire carebears, or that you expect anyone to take you seriously that is the most funny… but wait you are the new m0o right

ROTFLMFAO

GS Armada
Caldari
Dark-Rising
Posted - 2007.01.07 19:08:00 - [26]
 

uuuhhhh i like demons they help me defeat my enemy's. And the palm tree is for sleeping under it with coctaile i my hand and a sigare in the other after i killed my enemy's for relaxation.

NoNameNewbie
Caldari
Raynor Heavy Industries
Posted - 2007.01.07 20:05:00 - [27]
 

roooofl :o

after blobbing for hours .. this made my day

10/10


 

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