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Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 02:57:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Quilan Ziller on 01/01/2007 02:58:03
So, I am going around my business in my trusty green friend Necessary Evil II, and jump into Aunia.
I immediately see a Navy Issue Mega, two Brutixes, a hauler, and some jet cans on the scanner.
In sheer amazement, I ask myself: can they possibly be MINING in a Navy Issue Mega?
I warp into the belt, and lo and behold - the mighty Megathron is happily mining away with all its
Miner IIs! As is customary in my line of business, I have approached the jet can, proceeded to create
another jet can, and transferred all the Veldspar and Plagioclase from the mining jet can to my own.
At that point, I have proceeded to dock at the nearest station to outfit my Ishkur properly for the
upcoming battle royale.
As soon as my aggression timer has run out, I proceeded to warp to the bookmark I have so judiciously
created earlier, landing some 3000 m from the majestic Navy Issue Megathron. Which was flashing bright
red - the color of blood, the color of violence and shattered dreams, the color of matadors' muleta.
At this point I had no choice.
I have locked and scrambled the Megathron, and activated all three small Nosferatus.
My Hobgoblin IIs began slaughtering their distant cousins, the puny Tech I Hobgoblins belonging to the
miner battleship.
A Badger warped into the belt soon after the hostilities have started. It was also as red as a fire truck, and
my trusty Hobgoblins took care of this miserable high sec miner faster than he could align himself and warp out.
This has been the straw that broke the camel's back. Brutixes belonging to the same corporation as the Megathron
pilot have locked me and enaged me with their drones and slow tracking medium railguns.
Little did they know.
The laws of this particular region of space do not allow for the members of the corporation to assist their
fellow member if the latter is being attacked for stealing from someone's jet can.
Both of the lumbering, plated battlecruisers have been dispatched within a few seconds by the overwhelming forces of
local CONCORD police.
Concordokken'd!
Yes, it was a joyous sight that warmed my heart.
Unfortunately for me, this futile kamikaze-style attack has had fatal repercussions.
My Tech II drones, being relatively new on the market, had a bug in their programming.
As the battlecruisers were attacking, my drones have switched for a split second to engage the new attackers
and their drones. This has been enough to make me a legitimate target for their whole corporation - but I have not
realized that at the moment, and proceeded to try and ransom the Megathron pilot. When he did not budge, I
blew his ship up with my lone Light Ion Blaster II and drones.
The blue flash and the kaboom sound this Mega has made were most pretty and remarkable.
At this point the miserable miners have lost two Brutixes, a Navy Issue Megathron, and a Badger.

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 02:59:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Quilan Ziller on 01/01/2007 02:59:06
As I have started approaching the battleship wreck, a Ferox battlecruiser warped in and engaged me with heavy
missiles. The ship was piloted by the ex-Badger pilot. I have assumed that he would be alone, and chose to
enagage him with my drones. Unfortunately, as I started to have some moderate progress against the Ferox,
a Tempest has warped in - and the fate of Necessary Evil II was sealed. Only then I have realized that due to
the drone bug I was a legitimate target for more people than I have ever hoped to engage at the same time.
Good bye, my little Tech II green friend. You have served me faithfully, and your life has been quite long.
A corp mate of mine (Nash) have warped in just in time to collect the modules from Necessary Evil II wreck,
the expensive (but buggy) Hobgoblin IIs. She was also quick enough to collect most of the loot belonging to
my victims (missing only a couple of Local Hull Conversion cargo expanders, which were snagged by one of the
victims' corp members or friends).
While Necessary Evil II has been lost in combat, sale of the loot has allowed me to recoup my loss - and even
come out making some modest profit.
As for the killmail and ensuing smack in local, there is only one thing I can say: priceless!

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
Posted - 2007.01.01 02:59:00 - [3]
 

I refuse to read that

JoeT
Amarr
Quantum Horizons
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:01:00 - [4]
 

so yay, a navy mega died. and he couldnt even fight back

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:01:00 - [5]
 

[ 2006.12.31 01:12:18 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Luminaire Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 01:13:48 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Pettinck Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 01:48:15 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Adreland Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 01:50:41 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Grinacanne Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 01:52:59 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Erme Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 01:58:38 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Botane Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 01:59:59 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Aunia Local Channel

<Local was silent up to this point.
The Megathron got scrambled at 02:20:54
First Brutix attacked at 02:21:15, and Concordokken'd at 02:21:58 - a slow response time for a 0.8 system
Second Brutix attacked at 02:26:27, and Concordokken'd at 02:26:31 - that's more like it
Curiously, the five Hammerhead IIs belonging to the second Brutix were also Concordokken'd - they have
probably attempted to fight CONCORD.
'Random Obnoxious Carebear' is just a random (and quite... unsmart) miner who had a run-in with me before,
and got his ship insta-popped. He happened to be missioning in Aunia at the time of the ganking.
His role in the conflict is strictly limited to smack in local.>


?[ 2006.12.31 02:21:18 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > hey look it is the ore theif Quilan Ziller
?[ 2006.12.31 02:21:43 ] 'Pilot1' > ore theivery is fun
?[ 2006.12.31 02:21:55 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > but he runs scared
?[ 2006.12.31 02:21:57 ] 'Pilot1' > but so is shooting ore theives. I can work either way
?[ 2006.12.31 02:22:31 ] 'Pilot1' > just fit up a merlin with 3 scrams
?[ 2006.12.31 02:22:40 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > got a raven
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:14 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > 'Random Obnoxious Carebear''s Raven
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:17 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > 'Random Obnoxious Carebear''s Drake
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:28 ] 'Pilot1' > :P
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:30 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > and a couple of megas in next system
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:31 ] 'Pilot1' > you're saying he runs
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:37 ] 'Pilot1' > why not shoot his stupid hauler with a cruiser
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:47 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > and some hyperions in bourynes
?[ 2006.12.31 02:23:56 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > he in a t2 frig
?[ 2006.12.31 02:24:03 ] 'Pilot1' > lol
?[ 2006.12.31 02:24:07 ] 'Pilot1' > squish
?[ 2006.12.31 02:24:11 ] 'Pilot1' > use a cruiser
?[ 2006.12.31 02:24:24 ] 'Pilot1' > you're trying to hit a dustbunny with a 5 lb sledge
?[ 2006.12.31 02:24:32 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I a couple of these will kill his tank
?[ 2006.12.31 02:24:51 ] 'Pilot1' > sigh
?[ 2006.12.31 02:30:12 ] 'Pilot2' > Captain Falken is my HERO!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:30:21 ] 'Pilot2' > Saving me from those vicious wrecks.
?[ 2006.12.31 02:30:30 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > Elite Drone AI these worth anything?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:30:34 ] 'Pilot1' > they are pretty mean
?[ 2006.12.31 02:30:54 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > lookie i found the ore theif
?[ 2006.12.31 02:31:48 ] 'Pilot2' > Smoke 'em!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:31:55 ] 'Pilot2' > Unless its me. Leave me alone!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:31:58 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > i cant
?[ 2006.12.31 02:32:06 ] 'Pilot3' > what are they stealin? veld? *blinks*
?[ 2006.12.31 02:32:07 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > Quilan Ziller ore theif
?[ 2006.12.31 02:33:31 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > scram him
?[ 2006.12.31 02:33:34 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > get him
?[ 2006.12.31 02:34:58 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > come on kill zu=iller
?[ 2006.12.31 02:35:03 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > ziller
?[ 2006.12.31 02:35:16 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yeah big petition coming on he attacks our gang but i cannot attack back
?[ 2006.12.31 02:35:59 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > you gotta use a nos on him
?[ 2006.12.31 02:36:06 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > break his tank

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:03:00 - [6]
 

[ 2006.12.31 02:39:06 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > hes dead now
?[ 2006.12.31 02:39:27 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > how does it feel jerk
?[ 2006.12.31 02:39:51 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > hehe ziller died
?[ 2006.12.31 02:39:55 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > he just started flahsing read at me
?[ 2006.12.31 02:39:57 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > lmfao
?[ 2006.12.31 02:40:08 ] 'Pilot3' > lag?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:40:27 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > dont know but wrong thing to fight a tempest with
?[ 2006.12.31 02:40:45 ] 'Pilot2' > I like to fight tempests with ice cream
?[ 2006.12.31 02:40:51 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > haha
?[ 2006.12.31 02:40:55 ] 'Pilot1' > works every time
?[ 2006.12.31 02:41:05 ] 'Concordokken Brutix Pilot I' > You got him?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:41:12 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > Local Hull Conversion Expanded Cargo I who had the navy megathron?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:41:22 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yes m,e and john did
?[ 2006.12.31 02:41:56 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > im docked for you to claim these
?[ 2006.12.31 02:42:03 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > ty
?[ 2006.12.31 02:42:29 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > die ziller die hehehe
?[ 2006.12.31 02:42:43 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > leave this system and dont come back ziller
?[ 2006.12.31 02:47:54 ] Quilan Ziller > you wish
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:03 ] Quilan Ziller > I will come back and gank you again
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:04 ] Quilan Ziller > :)
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:26 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > run ore theif run
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:29 ] Quilan Ziller > btw, I have got more loot out than I have lost isk on that AF
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:32 ] Nash Leigth > he at least died at the hand of the enemy ships ....
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:39 ] Nash Leigth > how does it feel to die from concord? lol
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:45 ] Quilan Ziller > and I have ganked... A Navy Mega!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:50 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > lmfao ziller died
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:51 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > you only succeeded because of a game screw up
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:52 ] Nash Leigth > ahahahah you did?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:48:55 ] Nash Leigth > no **** man
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:09 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yeah and he was not fitted to fight that is the only reason why
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:24 ] Quilan Ziller > excuses, excuses...
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:26 ] 'ex-Navy Mega Pilot' > a navy mega that was fitted for mining...yeah real challenge there
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:35 ] Quilan Ziller > but a lot of iskies
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:51 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > trust me you better never go in low sec
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:52 ] 'Pilot3' > you lost a navy mega? O.o
?[ 2006.12.31 02:49:58 ] Nash Leigth > if it was fitted for mining
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:06 ] Nash Leigth > why did it grad the aggro?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:06 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > yep he better never go to low sec
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:07 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yes
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:09 ] Quilan Ziller > and a very nice fit it was
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:13 ] Nash Leigth > kinda silly if you ask me...
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:48 ] Nash Leigth > silly mining in a navy mega in the first place ...
[ 2006.12.31 02:50:54 ] 'ex-Navy Mega Pilot' > why?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:50:56 ] Nash Leigth > then getting the aggro on you when you know you have a mining setup
?[ 2006.12.31 02:51:41 ] Nash Leigth > because a hulk will cost you 1/2 much and mine 10x as well :P
?[ 2006.12.31 02:54:38 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yeah but you lost a nice ship as well
?[ 2006.12.31 02:54:51 ] 'Pilot3' > ahh so this is where the fun took place..
?[ 2006.12.31 02:55:04 ] Quilan Ziller > not really
?[ 2006.12.31 02:55:12 ] Nash Leigth > looking at this loot here he's in profits :)

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:05:00 - [7]
 

[ 2006.12.31 02:58:10 ] Nash Leigth > a little bit of excitement in high sec :)
?[ 2006.12.31 02:58:13 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > i think one of my mates attacked him
?[ 2006.12.31 02:58:44 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > i wanna see ziller die again
?[ 2006.12.31 02:58:45 ] Nash Leigth > too bad i arrived too late :(
?[ 2006.12.31 02:58:48 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > hahaha
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:11 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yeah
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:11 ] Nash Leigth > come to station and kill him
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:33 ] Quilan Ziller > yeah! Kill him!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:35 ] Nash Leigth > bet with that uber setup on that raven of yours you can get him in one shot
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:36 ] Quilan Ziller > kill him!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:45 ] Nash Leigth > before you get concordokken'd
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:46 ] Quilan Ziller > even better - pod him!
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:53 ] Nash Leigth > you know?
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:57 ] 'Pilot3' > all this for a little plag and veld lol
?[ 2006.12.31 02:59:59 ] Nash Leigth > i'll even pod the bastard for you
?[ 2006.12.31 03:00:10 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yep
?[ 2006.12.31 03:00:17 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > it is the concept nothing more
?[ 2006.12.31 03:02:31 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > i am docked
?[ 2006.12.31 03:03:43 ] Quilan Ziller > In any case, I will be back - and I will kill more ships
?[ 2006.12.31 03:03:50 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > you will die
?[ 2006.12.31 03:03:53 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > again
?[ 2006.12.31 03:03:58 ] 'Pilot2' > Concordoken!
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:03 ] Quilan Ziller > 'Random Obnoxious Carebear', YOU will die
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:07 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > hehe
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:10 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > yea right
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:16 ] Quilan Ziller > yea, right
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:20 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' if he harass you let us know
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:29 ] Quilan Ziller > I will
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:31 ] Quilan Ziller > and he will
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:37 ] 'Random Obnoxious Carebear' > he will die
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:38 ] Quilan Ziller > so you can start now :)_
?[ 2006.12.31 03:04:41 ] 'Pilot3' > aaah Aunia, such a peaceful system.. and now with all this holiday cheer... its even more dreamy

Samirol
Love is Hate
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:07:00 - [8]
 

Rolling Eyes

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:07:00 - [9]
 

[ 2006.12.31 03:16:36 ] Quilan Ziller > Ok, guys... Happy mining, and happy GTC selling... Until next time! Going to go gank someone else now
?[ 2006.12.31 03:16:58 ] 'Pilot2' > I wonder if we'll meet in low sec sometime :3
?[ 2006.12.31 03:17:05 ] Quilan Ziller > maybe
?[ 2006.12.31 03:17:06 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yeah
?[ 2006.12.31 03:17:06 ] Quilan Ziller > maybe
?[ 2006.12.31 03:17:57 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > like never
?[ 2006.12.31 03:18:22 ] Nash Leigth > yeah .. i mean look at all this high sec ore you guys haven't mined out yet
?[ 2006.12.31 03:18:31 ] 'Concordokken Brutix Pilot I' > How old are you Ziller, just out of curiosity?
?[ 2006.12.31 03:18:39 ] Quilan Ziller > 85?\
?[ 2006.12.31 03:18:40 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > oh he is about three
?[ 2006.12.31 03:18:59 ] Nash Leigth > plus or minus 80 years or so i'd say ...
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:02 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > oh wait two sorry he has no maturity
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:25 ] Nash Leigth > don't be so sore guys :)
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:31 ] Nash Leigth > if that mega did not grab the aggro
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:37 ] Nash Leigth > none of this would have happened
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:39 ] 'Concordokken Brutix Pilot I' > Judging by the way he's talking I'd guess his actual age to be between 14-16
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:45 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > yep
?[ 2006.12.31 03:19:47 ] Nash Leigth > lol
??[ 2006.12.31 03:20:05 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > no i am mad at the fact that it took so long for it to allow me to protect one of my own
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:08 ] 'Pilot3' > i bet it was the ole' loot the can, let the drones aggro routine... bleh
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:17 ] Quilan Ziller > I am in thy base slaying thy doodz
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:20 ] Nash Leigth > lol nice pic
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:22 ] Quilan Ziller > repent sinners!
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:32 ] Quilan Ziller > and cower before the face of mighty Azatotth
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:40 ] 'Tempest Pilot' > thou shall not steal
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:42 ] Quilan Ziller > so long everyone
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:45 ] Nash Leigth > well it wasn't Q's fault that the game lagged
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:47 ] 'Pilot3' > who is Azatotth?
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:49 ] Nash Leigth > so don't take it out on him
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:53 ] Quilan Ziller > Thou shalt not NOT steal
?[ 2006.12.31 03:20:59 ] Nash Leigth > lol
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:04 ] Quilan Ziller > read your Lovecraft
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:05 ] Deep Spacer > lol, best pic ever
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:06 ] Nash Leigth > and not not gank
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:09 ] Quilan Ziller > ok, I am gone, gone, gone
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:14 ] Quilan Ziller > so much loot to sell
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:25 ] Nash Leigth > sigh you had me clone jump all the way here ...
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:39 ] Nash Leigth > now what shall i do ....
?[ 2006.12.31 03:21:48 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Auvergne Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:23:05 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Vylade Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:24:31 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Balle Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:26:16 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Aufay Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:27:16 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Deltole Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:29:02 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Colelie Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:30:51 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Bei Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:32:01 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Uttindar Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:34:43 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Hek Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:36:40 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Eystur Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:38:29 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Pator Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:39:56 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Onga Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:41:12 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Gyng Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:41:12 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Gyng Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:42:24 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Frarn Local Channel
?[ 2006.12.31 03:43:28 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Rens Local ChannelVery Happy

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:13:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: JoeT
so yay, a navy mega died. and he couldnt even fight back


He had his chance. He tried to fight - he had a full drone bay of Hobgoblins.
And he could have fried my ass if he were just a teeny bit smarter.
He had more than 15 minutes - he could have fit small blasters, and loaded
small explosive drones. He could have, you know, armor-tanked his Navy Mega
instead of fitting a Medium Shield Booster.
He could have even chosen to engage me in a different, less expensive ship.
After all, he could have docked.
Sheesh. Laughing

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:14:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Samirol
Rolling Eyes Great being a gallente blasterthron pilot, aint it?


Your sig is very much to the point here Very Happy

Aeaus
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:28:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Quilan Ziller
Originally by: Samirol
Rolling Eyes Great being a gallente blasterthron pilot, aint it?


Your sig is very much to the point here Very Happy


Laughing

I think he prefers Dominixs Mad

FooB2
Caldari
KR0M
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:32:00 - [13]
 

HELLO SIR. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE BROKEN THE FIRST COMMANDMENT OF EVE-O FORUMS.

THOU SHALT NOT POST CHATLOGS

IT ALSO APPEARS THAT YOU HAVE BROKEN ONE OF THE COMMANDMENTS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, ALBEIT A LESSER KNOWN ONE.

THOU SHALT NOT RANDOMLY HIT RETURN IN THE MIDDLE OF RANDOM SENTENCES AND THUS BUTCHER ANY ATTEMPT AT A LEGIBLE POST

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:42:00 - [14]
 

MY EYES THEY BURN!

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:59:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Quilan Ziller on 01/01/2007 04:33:04
Edited by: Quilan Ziller on 01/01/2007 04:02:18
Originally by: FooB2
HELLO SIR.

~~snippity~~

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.


I can fix your caps lock for free, brother. Ain't hard for me.
This simple repair has helped many dyslexics all over the galaxy to overcome their reading comprehension issues.
You might also be able to notice then that the chatlogs have been stripped to achieve strict compliance, conformity, and submissiveness to the abovementioned rules and regulations.
And pressing "return" is a matter of personal preference.

Quilan Ziller
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2007.01.01 03:59:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Quilan Ziller on 01/01/2007 04:33:20
Edited by: Quilan Ziller on 01/01/2007 04:04:29
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
MY EYES THEY BURN!


Close them!
It is the best mining practice to mine with closed eyes.
You can't distinguish between white and yellow jet cans then, and it is good for your health!

On another note: hate "ore thieves"? Like mining?
Here you go!~

EvilTwin I
Twin Corp
Posted - 2007.01.01 04:41:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
MY EYES THEY BURN!


Funny video as hell

but dunno what the guy was selling in to post
Shocked

ScreamingLord Sutch
Hand in Mouth
Posted - 2007.01.01 05:25:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Quilan Ziller

And pressing "return" is a matter of personal preference.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph


Imperial scout
Posted - 2007.01.01 05:43:00 - [19]
 

OMG LEARN TO WRITE PLEASE

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
Posted - 2007.01.01 05:44:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Imperial scout
OMG LEARN TO WRITE PLEASE


Type. I'm pretty sure he used a keyboard to create this monstrosity

Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
The Firm.
Posted - 2007.01.01 05:45:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Quilan Ziller
Aunia
Navy Issue Mega
MINING

Edited for clarity.

Someone was mining in a 0.6 sec agent hub? Shocked

Samirol
Love is Hate
Posted - 2007.01.01 05:58:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Quilan Ziller
Originally by: Samirol
Rolling Eyes Great being a gallente blasterthron pilot, aint it?


Your sig is very much to the point here Very Happy
which one? i have 3 currently

5nare
Posted - 2007.01.01 06:00:00 - [23]
 

Love the writing style, excellent prose. Only screwwed up when you started 'Chavving' (yeah so i made it up, it means chatlog - spamming) the forums.

Anyway, I believe that the events that took place could only have possibly been cool if I had partaken in them so you're on the backburner from the start unfortunatley....

Oh yeah, btw... Pinnochio's nose grew when he lied.... just thank God you ain't made 'o' wood!


Ridley Tree
Veto.
Posted - 2007.01.01 07:00:00 - [24]
 

I knew I liked you BOS guys :) Plus you never shot me while I was in providence.

Strong Badd
Trogdor the Burninator Corporation
Posted - 2007.01.01 07:45:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Quilan Ziller
Originally by: Samirol
Rolling Eyes Great being a gallente blasterthron pilot, aint it?


Your sig is very much to the point here Very Happy
which one? i have 3 currently
I'm willing to guess he is talking about the part of your sig that he quoted.

Aakron
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2007.01.01 10:59:00 - [26]
 

My eyes bleed, next time please post a story of something actually worthwhile to read, secondly read up on the rules about posting chatlogs, also try to learn how to format a post.

Shandling
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2007.01.01 11:23:00 - [27]
 

Haha, actually a funny story, I am bored so I trudged through it.

PLEASE reformat it in proper paragraphs so we can actually read it. Please note that you do NOT have to press enter at the end of every line, it automatically 'wraps' around to the next line.

Also, put another space between paragraphs, to break it up a little and make it easier on the eyes.

Verus Potestas
Caldari
SP4RTANS
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2007.01.01 11:25:00 - [28]
 

Baby Jesus will not forgive this thread.

Nash Leigth
Posted - 2007.01.01 12:33:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Nash Leigth on 01/01/2007 12:53:43
I don't know how it works out for others, but I can read anything that is composed of sentences and follows a logical sequence of events. Going through some of the replies here, I suddenly felt so special in this ability Laughing ... but yes, it would help for the author to define paragraphs more clearly.

nicely done Q, wish i was there from the very start Sad

Samirol
Love is Hate
Posted - 2007.01.01 12:41:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Strong Badd
Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Quilan Ziller
Originally by: Samirol
Rolling Eyes Great being a gallente blasterthron pilot, aint it?


Your sig is very much to the point here Very Happy
which one? i have 3 currently
I'm willing to guess he is talking about the part of your sig that he quoted.
doh, didnt notice that


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