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CCP Valar

Posted - 2006.10.27 12:03:00 - [61]
 

I would, of course, be the logical choice as an Amarr emperor.

I promise to enslave the whole Amarr nation, raid your libraries and jump back to Jovian space...







... did I say that out loud.... MY EVIL PLAN IS FOILED!Evil or Very Mad

Pirate Tom
Posted - 2006.10.27 12:12:00 - [62]
 

The new emporer should be Hama Kavula!
Bless you.

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2006.10.27 12:13:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Valar
I would, of course, be the logical choice as an Amarr emperor.

I promise to enslave the whole Amarr nation, raid your libraries and jump back to Jovian space...







... did I say that out loud.... MY EVIL PLAN IS FOILED!Evil or Very Mad


You degenerate Jove - get back in your box. When the new Emperor is chosen all will fear us - and that includes you and your mutant buddies... Twisted Evil


Trevin Starwind
Amarr
Terra Incognita
Vanguard.
Posted - 2006.10.27 12:18:00 - [64]
 

Originally by: Victor Vision
Edited by: Victor Vision on 27/10/2006 09:53:27
So there.

Three worthy candidates to be the new Amarrian Emperor.

Chribba, Eris D., and - may I humbly add - Innominate Nightmare (Who wants galaxy domination as my sources have informed me, which would of course include being the Amarr Emperor)


And you call yourself Amarr?
None of your "worthy Candidates" are even Amarr themselves, two caldari and 1 Minmatar.
Would you want to give our fates over to outsiders?
I think not.

Smagd
Encina Technologies
Namtz' aar K'in
Posted - 2006.10.27 12:38:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: Wild Rho
Hardon for Emperor o/



I wish "i" wasn't so close to "o" on most keyboards.

Isyel
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2006.10.27 12:47:00 - [66]
 

Originally by: Valar
I would, of course, be the logical choice as an Amarr emperor.

I promise to enslave the whole Amarr nation, raid your libraries and jump back to Jovian space...







... did I say that out loud.... MY EVIL PLAN IS FOILED!Evil or Very Mad


! I like the way this is going. Laughing

Godar Marak
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2006.10.27 13:57:00 - [67]
 

Edited by: Godar Marak on 27/10/2006 13:58:33
All Amarrian candidates meet up somewhere in Amarr only ships, and duke it out. Last man standing becomes Emperor.

Ofcorse no implant would be allowed since as the lore says the Emperor wont use implants. Its against gods will.

I think that would be fair, if you want to be Emperor you got to fight for it and be willing to die for it.

I slapp all the posters in this thread with my uber amarr gauntlet.



edit : Oh and Valar your unholy Jove body will never see the throne of Amarr alive.




Elve Sorrow
Amarr
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2006.10.27 14:04:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: Elve Sorrow on 27/10/2006 14:05:14
Originally by: Godar Marak
All Amarrian candidates meet up somewhere in Amarr only ships, and duke it out. Last man standing becomes Emperor.


Eh?

Specificly:

Quote:
The Emperorís position is not hereditary and when the old Emperor dies a new one must be selected from among the Five Heirs. The Five Heirs are the heads of the five royal families, the most powerful families in the Amarr Empire. The Five Heirs are descendants of the original members of the Privy Council.


Originally by: Godar Marak
Ofcorse no implant would be allowed since as the lore says the Emperor wont use implants. Its against gods will.


Eh? #2

Specificly:
Quote:
Amarr Emperors can expect to live for at least 500 years through the use of extensive cyber implants.


Originally by: Godar Marak
I think that would be fair, if you want to be Emperor you got to fight for it and be willing to die for it.


Eh? #3

Specificly:

Quote:
One of the more gruesome aspects of the whole inheritance process is that once a new Emperor has been chosen from among the Heirs, the other four Heirs must all commit a formal suicide.

Godar Marak
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2006.10.27 14:13:00 - [69]
 

Edited by: Godar Marak on 27/10/2006 14:14:21
Edited by: Godar Marak on 27/10/2006 14:13:29
Ah crap, I mistaked implants for clones.


Doesnt matter though.


edit : why gives a crap about your first 'eh'? 'They' havent been able to elect one yet after all this time so I decleare all this electing crap void.


Victor Vision
Amarr
Central Intelligence Service
Posted - 2006.10.27 14:40:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Trevin Starwind
Originally by: Victor Vision
Edited by: Victor Vision on 27/10/2006 09:53:27
So there.

Three worthy candidates to be the new Amarrian Emperor.

Chribba, Eris D., and - may I humbly add - Innominate Nightmare (Who wants galaxy domination as my sources have informed me, which would of course include being the Amarr Emperor)


And you call yourself Amarr?
None of your "worthy Candidates" are even Amarr themselves, two caldari and 1 Minmatar.
Would you want to give our fates over to outsiders?
I think not.


I apologize for my misguided humour and hope my fellow amarrians can forgive me. Embarassed

Kim Chee
Caldari
Old Timers Guild Inc.
Posted - 2006.10.27 14:50:00 - [71]
 

A new Amarr emporer is being trained in the Caldari State, as we speak. Once he memorizes all the religious nonsense...errr..teachings of your empire, he'll be all set to pillage...ummm... run it properly for the good of the State, ah, Empire!

Godar Marak
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2006.10.27 14:51:00 - [72]
 

Originally by: Victor Vision


I apologize for my misguided humour and hope my fellow amarrians can forgive me. Embarassed



Oh we will.......In our own little way

Victor Vision
Amarr
Central Intelligence Service
Posted - 2006.10.27 14:53:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Victor Vision on 27/10/2006 15:03:39

Originally by: Godar Marak
Originally by: Victor Vision


I apologize for my misguided humour and hope my fellow amarrians can forgive me. Embarassed



Oh we will.......In our own little way


Bah, what say do you have? You dont even know amarrian history.
You probably even believe the Jovians bet us in battle, which of course never happened and is all untrue propaganda.

PS: The picture is best prove for your foolishness - the soldiers shown use projectile weapons, while true amarrians use lasers.

Soraya Kha'marr
Amarr
Dawn of a new Empire
The Initiative.
Posted - 2006.10.27 15:05:00 - [74]
 

Hey, i agree with Eris - we need an empress.
Wait, i have an idea! Make me empress, cos for a change, im actually:
- Amarrian
- female!

Godar Marak
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2006.10.27 15:12:00 - [75]
 

Edited by: Godar Marak on 27/10/2006 15:12:52
Originally by: Victor Vision


Bah, what say do you have? You dont even know amarrian history.




Do I look like a historian to you? Nope, I own slaves. I wouldnt know history if it were to tachyon me in the face.


Quote:

You probably even believe the Jovians bet us in battle, which of course never happened and is all untrue propaganda.


I concur.

Quote:

PS: The picture is best prove for your foolishness - the soldiers shown use projectile weapons, while true amarrians use lasers.


Projectile? What are you talking about, thats a standard 6 chambered 8mm pulse pistol.As you can tell from the black and white photo thats from the days when our scientists hadnt figured out how to make guns with capacitors.


Projectiles pffft!

Vanlade
Amarr
Cruor Aquila
Posted - 2006.10.27 15:42:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Eris Discordia
In place of the Emperor you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!


Hows that?


PS: first one to bring up race gets it


Only the lesser wannabe queens without imagination ressort to stealing quotes from the few real queens of old.

The only logical conclusion is that you are a servant of Melkior plotting to corrupt the noble Amarr Empire by promoting feminism and false equality.

Vanlade
Amarr
Cruor Aquila
Posted - 2006.10.27 15:44:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: kieron
Originally by: Eris Discordia
In place of the Emperor you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!
PS: first one to bring up race gets it

Umm, Frodo destroyed the ring, elf chick. Wink



Kieron, don't you know that Minmatars are descenting straight from Orcs?

Hellraiza666
Viziam
Posted - 2006.10.27 15:46:00 - [78]
 

Originally by: Gothikia
Originally by: Hellraiza666
ooo ooo ooo pick me pick me *jumps up and down*


/me votes for hell


thnx ♥

Hellraiza, Giving the amarr a essence of RAWRage. And putting the minnys, back in the cage. Cept for gothi ♥. Razz

Vanlade
Amarr
Cruor Aquila
Posted - 2006.10.27 15:50:00 - [79]
 

The only pod-pilot worthy of being emperor is Hardin

Godar Marak
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2006.10.27 16:27:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Vanlade
The only pod-pilot worthy of being emperor is Hardin




I completely agree with that, and I suspect thousands of other amarrians do to.


Then again I would be happy to put a big fat dagger in his back in order to claim the throne as my own.

Zeitor
Amarr
JUDGE DREAD Inc.
Posted - 2006.10.27 16:30:00 - [81]
 

hmm there is no emperor... there is no spoon.

I've got it!! We're all in the matrix under the control of the Jovian Empire. Lets see if this works, "Tank, I need an Amarr Titan, and all skills fully loaded to fly it."
*waiting*
*waiting*


hmmm...

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2006.10.27 16:52:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: Vanlade
The only pod-pilot worthy of being emperor is Hardin



Wenches for everyone \o/

Letheeth Kayl
Amarr
Ammatar Free Corps
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2006.11.03 05:54:00 - [83]
 

We need a new emperor, and I don't care who it is, as long as it's not some grubby Ni Kunni, or any of those other lesser races (Jin Mei, Gallente, Caldari, Onnen Mentar, or those ::shudders:: Jovians).
I need someobdy to blame for all my misfortune and sadness, and I need that person NOW!
Also, I once dreamed of joining Ushra Khan. But I have since seen them for who they are: racist terrorists, too keen on perserving an outmoded way of life they can't see help when it begs them.

Warstomp
Posted - 2006.11.03 07:03:00 - [84]
 

I have come my young servants to never leave your side. we are here for us to transform this pathetic galaxy. We will purge all who resist. Our Imperial armys shall not be defeated. We fight in battles with advantages even the americans never had in there days on earth. We are lightyears ahead of all civilization. Come citizens for I am your new Messiah.Twisted Evil


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