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Shadowthrone
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2003.10.28 11:37:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Shadowthrone on 28/10/2003 12:01:53
Ok so pirates are pretty good at ganking and killing, they don’t need any help there. Were they do need help is thinking up of cool and original corp names. The ones we have in eve are really lame and wouldn’t scare me gran!. Ok so lets critically appraise the scum of the universe’s corp names past and present.Cool

m0o – how can the sound of a cow inspire so much fear and awe. Inspiral carpets thought that cows were cool as f**k, I’ll not argue with them.
M3g4 – Was this a keyboard typo? May as well call a Corp “qwertyuiop”
Paladins of the Red Skull- What is a red skull and why does it need paladins?? Pity there gone though
Keepers of Blue flame – See above
Crusaders10000AD – shouldn’t these guys be at their local games workshop playing Warhammer?
Space Invaders – ok this one is cool but Galaxians were cooler and tougher
Zombies- Not very scary but reminds me of the Cranberries who were very scary though
Biomass cartel- sigh…reminds me of biology lectures Ill bet these guys only turned up for the ones on death and dying
The Gang- Flew around in “the ship” and at weekends played in “the band”
Notable exceptions are
1. LMBCCool – love the Simpsons
2. SinisterCool –Mr Sinister from X-men is cool hope he’s in the next film
3. The JokersCool…as overheard local from a few weeks back from an unsuspecting pilot after getting ganked at the gate…” You f**kers…..Jexter—“ no Jokers” Laughing



So the purpose of this post isn’t to flame but think up some cool names for these guys. Here are some of my suggestions for future pirate corps: -

Neah – Evil nemesis of m0o
Neanderthal 10000BC- more honest description of crusaders
Galaxians—see above
Spectre- scarier than zombies with a nice James bond and G-force reference
Dandy Highwaymen- founded by Adam Ant and Dic Turpin
The MOB – bigger and stronger than the gang, better still would be
Anthill Mob- Cry when they kill and laugh when they die
Inferno- pirate corp who are pretty crap at pirating but unsurpassed at forum flaming
Banshee- all girl pirate corp
scum – honesty is often the best policy
CYLON-robot pirate killers with no personality
Merry Men – steal from the rich and spend it on alcohol


Ok so leave those lighters in space dock and come up with some cool and original pirate corp names.

BTW speaking of originality bypass…Confused. The new SI/Biomass/crusaders/crice/scientes pirate alliance is allegedly called “Dark Empire”. Come on…This name has already be used to death in starwars and there is an already a corp in eve called Dark Empire…… Surely u can do better. (No don’t call me Shirley posts….)




Lilan Kahn
Amarr
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2003.10.28 11:39:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Lilan Kahn on 28/10/2003 11:40:20
bleh, noob crawl back under your rock the info on that allaince is so wrong buhu!

also abut 99% of all "carebear" corps have stupid name's

XpoHoc
Minmatar
TunDraGon
Posted - 2003.10.28 11:46:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: XpoHoc on 28/10/2003 11:57:50
"scientes" '?
Your alliance info is wrong (besides from typos in the corps' names).

And... names are names.
If a cow would have killed you once, then the word cow would make you fear the next time Twisted Evil

Shadowthrone
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2003.10.28 11:52:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Shadowthrone on 28/10/2003 11:54:41
First flame already Evil or Very Mad
Im quoting tank ceo lilian
Quote:
Instead of all the naming out all the pirate corps, just call it the Dark Empire Alliance or just Dark Empire. Dark Empire crushed the NVA that night.


ok i know nothing much about the new pirate alliance apart from SI and Biomass are in it and according to tank dark empire is its name

I agree with you that 90% of carebear corp names suc also. I am sic of hearing about xxx heavy industres/mining trading etc

You want your biomass back lilian we got it in our hanger, Laughing

Fausto
Caldari
Antonio Fratianni Corp
Posted - 2003.10.28 11:54:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Fausto on 28/10/2003 11:55:06
And their first space station will be called 'Death Star' I guessRazz

I have few names they can use:

- Yellow warpers - Cuz their MWDs leave a yellow trail behind when someone is chasing them
- Dockers - For ones playing EVE from the stations only
- Bunny Butchering Tourists - For all campers podding people in shuttles and running when there is a bear (someone willing to fight) approaching...
- Egos - The ones making all these 'pirates rule' & 'no pirates - no EVE'... posts.

And as for their alliance name I have a perfect one:

The Knights Who Say Ni

Laughing

Lilan Kahn
Amarr
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2003.10.28 11:58:00 - [6]
 

why shoud i whant my biomass back?

i think i have it in my hanger in abut 10 stacks of my self, i also lefta alot behing on clone jumping

Nostradamu5
Gallente
Posted - 2003.10.28 12:12:00 - [7]
 

Actually WTF would have been a good pirate name.
When we blast a ship they can shout WTF!

See us hanging arround a gateway, WTF are they doing there?

View your star charts for ships podded in a certain sector: WTF is happening out there.

Form a pirate alliance: M3g4,M0o,SI WTF is going on?Cool

darth solo
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2003.10.28 12:28:00 - [8]
 

Quote:
why shoud i whant my biomass back?

i think i have it in my hanger in abut 10 stacks of my self, i also lefta alot behing on clone jumping


errrrrrm, We could always do a trade LilanEmbarassed

Lianhaun
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.10.28 12:39:00 - [9]
 

Banshee- all girl pirate corp

sounds fab, but I'm afraid there is this huge lack of female players that aren't worried about whining, losing a ship or 2 and actually know how to pvp instead of mine.

I have to face it, most girls are pushovers.


If there are any girls who are offended please flame me in game and pod me. Then I will be a member of a all girl pirate corporation.

Indigo Seqi
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2003.10.28 12:40:00 - [10]
 

m0o supposedly meant "Masters of Ownage" Shadow, the zero was just put in there instead of the o to make it look snazzy.

Zarquon Beeblebrox
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2003.10.28 12:45:00 - [11]
 

Quote:
Banshee- all girl pirate corp

sounds fab, but I'm afraid there is this huge lack of female players that aren't worried about whining, losing a ship or 2 and actually know how to pvp instead of mine.

I have to face it, most girls are pushovers.


If there are any girls who are offended please flame me in game and pod me. Then I will be a member of a all girl pirate corporation.


Yes most *****es are, i only have to look to my brothers mother. Greatest ***** ever to se the daylight. *evil laugh*

Shadowthrone
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2003.10.28 13:28:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Shadowthrone on 28/10/2003 13:28:57
Thanks Indigo for clearing that up was always v curious about what it really meant.

Valdi
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2003.10.28 17:36:00 - [13]
 

this must be the most idiotic column someone has ever posted, complaining about pirate corp names, u think all pirate corps should have a name like "Killmaster 3000" with a desctiption: killing in space neer u ? and "EvE massacure" or something like that.. it´s just a name!!... shouldn´t have to mean something specific, and i don´t think the founders og these corps above intended to create a corp with a scary name

darth solo
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2003.10.28 17:38:00 - [14]
 

Quote:
this must be the most idiotic column someone has ever posted, complaining about pirate corp names, u think all pirate corps should have a name like "Killmaster 3000" with a desctiption: killing in space neer u ? and "EvE massacure" or something like that.. it´s just a name!!... shouldn´t have to mean something specific, and i don´t think the founders og these corps above intended to create a corp with a scary name


Relax.

Shadowthrone
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Posted - 2003.10.28 17:48:00 - [15]
 

Valdi, its just a bit of fun. I was bored with all the posts complaining about campin jump ins etc, need to do something to keep me amused while im ..ahem.. at work.

Valdi
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2003.10.28 17:50:00 - [16]
 

i understand.. this was just so funny that u said i had to come with such no sense replay LaughingCoolEvil or Very MadTwisted Evil

Archain
Minmatar
Rage of Angels
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2003.10.28 17:51:00 - [17]
 

How does "Furious Fluffy Bunnies" sound as a pirate corp name?


Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
Gallente
Body Count Inc.
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2003.10.28 20:43:00 - [18]
 

I like the following names myself....

Poon Burglars
m0r0n5
Yo Momma
EZ Targets
Barney Boyz
Carebear Coalition
Ore *****s
KarlMarx Brothers
Fist of Fluff
******izers
5 Finger Discount Clan
Detroit Juggalos
Knights of the Purple Staff
Fastfood Workers Local 354
Michelin Men
Robbin' Hoods
Keifer Sutherland Brigade
Skanks with Guns
Hug Patrol
Anemic Chipmunks
Soldiers in Hosiery

....ok thats enough....

Tenacha Khan
TunDraGon
Posted - 2003.10.28 20:50:00 - [19]
 

the above are terrible.... i like Furious Fluffy Bunnies myselfLaughing

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
Gallente
Body Count Inc.
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2003.10.28 20:55:00 - [20]
 

Quote:
the above are terrible.... i like Furious Fluffy Bunnies myselfLaughing


LOL... I like that one TOO. What do you think inspired me to come up with names that pale to Archain's brilliance Wink

Mrissa Easeah
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
Posted - 2003.10.28 21:33:00 - [21]
 

These are starting to sound like alternative band names.

Y'know like:

Neutered Sock Puppets
The Meat Fetuses
Deep Peuce
Berylium Dream
The C4nk3r 50r3s

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Plim
Gallente
Everything Financial
Posted - 2003.10.28 21:59:00 - [22]
 

Er.. how about:

"Gandhi Corp"

That'd be a good pirate corp name Razz

Or

"The pacifists of mayhem"

Hanns
The Second Sons
Posted - 2003.10.28 23:06:00 - [23]
 

how about
"Pirates of the Immensea"
"Lonetreck Lancers"
"Molden Heath Marauders"
"Venal Vanguards"
"Stain Stabbers"
"Aridia Assassins"
"Khanid Killers"
"Heimatar Hells Angles"
"Essence Eradicators"
"Metropolis Muggers"
"Fade Fifth Column"
"Could Ring Raiders"
"The Forge Violation"
"Pure Blind Pillagers"

shall i continue Laughing

Insane Angel
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2003.10.29 06:53:00 - [24]
 

No, but I will: how bout BIO-MESS? Sounds better then the current name, and actually makes more sense.

HAHA, FLAME ON!

pooti
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.10.29 07:02:00 - [25]
 

HOWA BOUT SUPORE DUOPRE PIR8 KILLERA M8TS FROMZ OUTER SPACE ELITE CLESTAAL DOOM ANTI PIRATE POLIACE FOUNDATION ALLIANCE UNIVERSAALL

Fausto
Caldari
Antonio Fratianni Corp
Posted - 2003.10.29 07:10:00 - [26]
 

Fluffy bunnies is coolLaughing

DrDeath
Gallente
Posted - 2003.10.29 11:59:00 - [27]
 

$hitkickersTwisted Evil


 

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