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Yeep
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:47:00 - [31]
 

Edited by: Yeep on 04/08/2006 09:48:20
Originally by: DB Preacher
The war between Swarm overmind and Band of Brothers is coming to an end.


Ahahahahahaha

Because obviously this is entirely down to BoB rather than the fact that this was a holding corp run by the previous CEO who left about two weeks ago.

Edit: Broekd quotes

Tassitus Mallinar
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:47:00 - [32]
 

I'm just gonna stop in and say a few quick words before I'm out the door to go to work...

Most of you don't know of me, unless you've flown with me in the Swarm. I've not been active since XZH really, what with a new job to keep me out of the game and all, but I've been sitting here reading this drama for the last week.

And laughing my ass off about it.

BOB, there's one thing you guys really REALLY need to understand, that you aren't: We're not playing Eve, we're playing "Goons in Space." It just so happens to be in the Eve Universe, but it's still Goons in Space nonetheless.

The very nature of this war is anathema to goons; we may pay money to post on a forum, true, but we also have lives that can and will become our focus when things need to be done. Sure, there are people who sit on the forums all day and post. There are people here who do the same thing. But when it comes down to it, we're people who have lives, and go to school or go to work, and do this pretty much every day. We come home, and we want to play a space game with people who have the same brand of humor as us, because it makes the frustrations of Eve LIVEABLE. By playing the game as we do, we don't get wrapped up in the intricacies that cause other people to lose sight of the big picture. The biggest example of this? BOB war-dec'ing GoonSwarm.

'Nuff Said.

Kcel Chim
Caldari
Arcane Technologies
The Five
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:48:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Herberge
Originally by: Kcel Chim
Who tells you its bob hiring mc ? Its not like they are the only ones having a beef with you.
Gentlemen, we are through the lolling glass here.


if you say so, afaik everything bar your forum performance is also through the loling glass INGAME.

Seems your leaders wild dreams about player controlled 0.0 and flexing muscles in the big boys league returned to a hiding and offering cheap kills approach with a taste of "lets bore them out" ontop.

Ironically neither of those tactics are new and usually havent helped the alliance employing them.
However it smirks abit that you talked so loudly about "showing bob" when it all unfolded in hot air and hiding "elsewhere".

Adohan Zefyr
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:50:00 - [34]
 

Edited by: Adohan Zefyr on 04/08/2006 09:51:13
Originally by: DB Preacher


BoB Losses to GoonSwarm in S-U since we arrived.
None.





oh noes

Mopar is your no 1 ranked PvPer?

Sinlare
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:52:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Raivin
Originally by: DB Preacher

Noobie Ship = 171
Shuttle = 273


Since we're bragging about pointless crap - while you've been busy tallying shuttle kills, I scored 5510 points at Monkey Target in Super Monkey Ball 1. The trick is to get enough bananas to get the magnet ball over and over, and just keep going for the little 500 island in the middle of the ocean. Unless there's a high crosswind it's not hard to finesse yourself in with the analog.


Originally by: DB Preacher

Aupre Fahrenson
Many members of BoB are self-fellating half-wits.


As Supreme Lord and Master of the Self-Fellating Half-Wit division of BoB, you really should have bolded this part too. You must be very flexible.


Originally by: DB Preacher

BoB Losses to GoonSwarm in S-U since we arrived.
None.


Only thing worse than a braggart is a lying braggart.


So yeah, congrats on spending the last 5 days sitting in S-U round the clock and costing us...is that even 500 million ISK worth of ships? Good luck against those POSes.





And you wonder why people don't like you Rolling Eyes

Darcuese
Amarr
Destructive Influence
KenZoku
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:53:00 - [36]
 

Edited by: Darcuese on 04/08/2006 09:57:43

Originally by: Herberge
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?

Originally by: Tassitus Mallinar


BOB, there's one thing you guys really REALLY need to understand, that you aren't: We're not playing Eve, we're playing "Goons in Space." It just so happens to be in the Eve Universe, but it's still Goons in Space nonetheless.


'Nuff Said.


And that preaty much cover the reason why majority dont like goons...and why many alliances will do even boring stuff as long as possible to cure this desease

DoctorGonzo
Caldari
Reikoku
IT Alliance
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:53:00 - [37]
 

I think the fact both GoonFleet and GoonWaffe have overtaken Vengence of the Fallen as the most killed player corporation on the BoB killboard, within a week, says everything! ;)

Yorda
Minmatar
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:54:00 - [38]
 

Your announcment is unclear. I don't really get what you're trying to say. You're leaving? Staying? Winning Eve? Teaching goons a lesson? Playing "the final countdown" and binge drinking?

How many POSes do we have in Syndicate? I bet I don't even have to use my toes to count them all. If even more than one hand.

Herberge
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:55:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Kcel Chim
Originally by: Herberge
Originally by: Kcel Chim
Who tells you its bob hiring mc ? Its not like they are the only ones having a beef with you.
Gentlemen, we are through the lolling glass here.


if you say so, afaik everything bar your forum performance is also through the loling glass INGAME.

Seems your leaders wild dreams about player controlled 0.0 and flexing muscles in the big boys league returned to a hiding and offering cheap kills approach with a taste of "lets bore them out" ontop.

Ironically neither of those tactics are new and usually havent helped the alliance employing them.
However it smirks abit that you talked so loudly about "showing bob" when it all unfolded in hot air and hiding "elsewhere".
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:56:00 - [40]
 

Edited by: Kayl Breinhar on 04/08/2006 09:57:48
Originally by: Tassitus Mallinar
Words


Yeah, I pretty much already said that but got told by someone to not have any fun anymore. Crying or Very sad

Also, DoctorGonzo? FYI - no one in GS cares. Except maybe the CovOps full of blueprints guy. *He* got his feelings hurt.

You bad men. Twisted Evil

Yorda
Minmatar
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:57:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Herberge
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?
Hint: It is one player stating his opinion on an internet message board. Embarassed

Jon Ominor
Caldari
Magellanic Itg
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:57:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Herberge
Originally by: Kcel Chim
Originally by: Herberge
Originally by: Kcel Chim
Who tells you its bob hiring mc ? Its not like they are the only ones having a beef with you.
Gentlemen, we are through the lolling glass here.


if you say so, afaik everything bar your forum performance is also through the loling glass INGAME.

Seems your leaders wild dreams about player controlled 0.0 and flexing muscles in the big boys league returned to a hiding and offering cheap kills approach with a taste of "lets bore them out" ontop.

Ironically neither of those tactics are new and usually havent helped the alliance employing them.
However it smirks abit that you talked so loudly about "showing bob" when it all unfolded in hot air and hiding "elsewhere".
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?


I think they went and got some kind of operation to become Big Boys, like that dude with the crazy biceps, but for the internet.

hired goon
Caldari
Legio Prima Victrix
Imperius Legio Victrix
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:58:00 - [43]
 

Wipe eachother out! Ahahaha!

No seriously, my feelings about this gangbang can be summed up with the following facts:

When we defeated the goons, they congratulated us and admitted it was a fun fight which they simply and honerably lost.

When we defeated BoB, they constructed an elaborate stats display showing how we didn't defeat them, as nobody can, ever! And they infact won, look at the numbers!

Very Happy

Hope you all have fun, but also experience pain and loss. GFs!

GusHobbleton
Minmatar
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:59:00 - [44]
 

Edited by: GusHobbleton on 04/08/2006 10:01:33
I give it a month.

dbp

Sinlare
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2006.08.04 09:59:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Herberge
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?


You could also ask yourself that same question... why did people like goons before? Is it because it were goons playing eve and now it are goons playing goons in space?

Wrayeth
Caldari
EdgeGamers
Situation: Normal
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:00:00 - [46]
 

Alrighty, I've been avoiding weighing in on the BoB vs. Goons thing in any real fashion for quite a while since I'm not a member of either of the two parties involved. That said, right or wrong an opinion on the matter has slowly coalesced in my mind as I've been reading the various threads over the last few weeks.

Simply put, it is the following:

BoB, grow a sense of humor. You keep claiming the Goons are immature, yet maturity does not require one to lose his/her sense of humor; because the Goons make a lot of jokes and tend to view EVE through the filter of "it's a game - let's have fun!", you deride them and call them children.

In truth, I've seen less maturity from BoB than Goonswarm in these posts. BoB have been derisive, degrading of their fellow man, and very, very ego-centric. Those things are not the mark of mature individuals; rather, they would seem to be indicative that the people in question are petulant children.

Again, I'll say that's how it looks to an outsider. It may or may not be true, and I know for a fact that not every BoB member fits the criteria I described above, but at the same time most of the BoB who've been posting in the various BoB-vs.-Goons threads have been interested in little more than belittling their fellow man and chest beating.

In summation, I'd just like to suggest to BoB that they grow a sense of humor; it is not the requirement of a mature individual to be humorless and dignified. Have some fun and laugh, for goodness' sake!

Darcuese
Amarr
Destructive Influence
KenZoku
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:00:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: Darcuese on 04/08/2006 10:02:56

Bah, nwm

Raivin
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:01:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Sinlare
And you wonder why people don't like you Rolling Eyes


Because we dare to talk back to your masters when they make stupid, jingoistic garbage posts like this? Get out of this thread and back onto BoB's sack quickly before they notice you're not hugging it anymore and someone takes your spot.

Alois Zimmer
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:01:00 - [49]
 

I don't know about the rest of GoonSwarm, but I'm quite glad that BoB has scanned out all those podjumping shuttles and Newbie frigs. Thanks for doing your part in keeping S-U clean.

Help keep S-U clean! Mad

Herberge
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:02:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Sinlare
Originally by: Herberge
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?


You could also ask yourself that same question... why did people like goons before? Is it because it were goons playing eve and now it are goons playing goons in space?
Honestly I have no idea what it's all about, except that most of what has been said publicly by the bandwagon crew has been self serving bull****.

Sovy Kurosei
Amarr
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:03:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: DB Preacher
You want me to pull up the full stats against the GoonSwarm everywhere?


I'd actually like to see the full stats myself. The ones for S-U only shows a handful of high profile losses and a dozen or two mid-profile losses. More assets are lost in a moderate size fleet battle than in S-U. Neutral

Luthien Firefoot
Caldari
V I R I I
Merciless.
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:05:00 - [52]
 

I actually feel sorry for the goons, who have had all this thrust upon them because of a minority of imbeciles with keyboard dysentry.

Having said that, if you're still there, you deserve to die

Darcuese
Amarr
Destructive Influence
KenZoku
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:05:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Herberge
Originally by: Sinlare
Originally by: Herberge
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?


You could also ask yourself that same question... why did people like goons before? Is it because it were goons playing eve and now it are goons playing goons in space?
Honestly I have no idea what it's all about, except that most of what has been said publicly by the bandwagon crew has been self serving bull****.


Originally by: Tassitus Mallinar->Goon


BOB, there's one thing you guys really REALLY need to understand, that you aren't: We're not playing Eve, we're playing "Goons in Space." It just so happens to be in the Eve Universe, but it's still Goons in Space nonetheless.


'Nuff Said.

Chrisis Fae
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:06:00 - [54]
 

Attention capsuleers! The OP is indeed too long-winded for most to bother with, but it contains a gem that everyone should take note of:

Originally by: DB Preacher

GoonSwarm are afraid to engage us in thier own territory. Like so many before them they have gone on the offensive in another territory while we dismantle their homeland.


It really is about time people started to see the "great" BoB alliance for what it is: an Alliance that has only gained from the battles of other, more powerful, and more able alliances.

This is not the first time that BoB has snuck in the back door and trumpetted "victory" when they encounter no resistance; and they post awefully long posts to disguise the fact that the resistance was actually away fighting a far less underhanded foe.

I believe BoB has small man's syndrome.

Originally by: "www.urbandictionary.com"

1. small man syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's physical prowess and penchant for threatened violence. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in small-statured people who feel they need to make up for their physical inadequacy somehow.


Kcel Chim
Caldari
Arcane Technologies
The Five
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:07:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: Kcel Chim on 04/08/2006 10:11:18
Originally by: Herberge
I respected ATUK back when we were renting belts from BOS in S-U. What the hell happened to you guys?


Ill have a hard time sleeping tonight knowing that i lost all your respect by voicing my opinion... really.

You should stop the personal digs and maybe get ingame, i hear youve a war to fight.

Miss Overlord
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:07:00 - [56]
 

why havent the goons gone and crashed into delve ? im sure the whole swarm could take the fight up to BOB and take over those blood raider stations down south.

Just a thought goonies

Sinlare
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:09:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Herberge

Honestly I have no idea what it's all about, except that most of what has been said publicly by the bandwagon crew has been self serving bull****.


Personally i think it's because of statements like the ones above, goons playing goons in space..

When you say you just want to have fun and play the game, you can't go around saying you dont play the game, but are just extending your out-of-game forum to the in-game world.

The moment you stopped emerging yourselves in the community, the same community turned their backs on you, and it all turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.

Nova Cygni
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:10:00 - [58]
 

Any person in any type of know understands why this has to be the funnist thread in Eve-o history.

Kari Moltov
Amarr
Prometheus Industries
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:16:00 - [59]
 

Edited by: Kari Moltov on 04/08/2006 10:39:46
BoB's siege of our small part of the Syndicate region has been very impressive. I have not had a time in the last week or so when I've logged on to find 98Q-80 empty of enemies. They have maintained a constant grip on the constellations and attempted to shut down all operations of any kind.

I notice you are specifically using this post to talk about SU. Whilst I agree that Goonfleet and Goonwaffe use that system as a base of operations, Goonswarm use all of the systems. I slightly fear that this post indicates to some small degree that Goonswarm as an alliance have had absolutely no success.

In 98Q-80 we have been constantly camped at stations, with supporting fleets only a system away to reinforce BoB if needed.

Since the end of June, when all of this started we have had the pleasure of killing (from TFC as a corporation):

From the BoB kill boards
2x Interceptor
2x Cruisers
1x Frigate
4x Assault frigates
1x Heavy assult cruiser
1x Capsule

Others I at least know about not on BoB
1x Heavy assult cruiser
1x Assault frigate
1x Covert op frigate

Now, to be fair, we've also lost (during the same period):

From the BoB kill boards
45x Capsules
27x Noob ships
6x Frigates
5x Cruisers
2x Interceptors
1x Heavy assault cruisers
1x Destroyer
1x Assault frigate

I would like to also point out that 27 of the noob ships and capsules were TFC Admin, my joyous throw away alt!

On that basis we've killed 14 ships and lost (excluding my alt) 16 ships.

Now, I'm really not wanting to flame or provoke outcry here. I am certainly not saying that we are better than BoB because I don't think we are. I just don't want the whole of Eve to think that Goonswarm have never actually killed anything which, for a casual reader who doesn't carefully understand what dbp is saying, might think.

Vital Efters
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2006.08.04 10:16:00 - [60]
 

Oh but that was my Favourite shuttle Sad


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