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Posted - 2006.07.31 07:35:00 - [241]

Originally by: Ryysa
no offence viper, but just sod off.

Nothing you are saying is remotely true.

You don't need people to teach you anything, if you can not figure eve online out on your own, something is wrong with your brain stem, and you should go play WoW.

Really? Then why do I see plethora of different guides made for this game. Or huge pile of questions in new people forums... Because this game is not simple to grasp off the bat!

People really need someone to tell them the ropes in first time. For example on making instas, making safespots, good advices on fittings, how to use something, how to make isk in less grinding way and so forth.

OP clearly does not need these things since he is, from what I have understood, alt of more estabilished player. But for any beginner to think they can replicate this process just like that would only end up with them losing their ship and very likely quitting the game.

Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2006.07.31 07:40:00 - [242]

hahaha you just keep it goin NIGHTMARE, you're priceless Laughing
To boldly go where no n00b has gone before

Evil Strangers Inc.
Posted - 2006.07.31 07:57:00 - [243]

Here's a idea,stop derailing a awesome thread, great style INNOMINATE

Destiny Calling
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2006.07.31 08:07:00 - [244]

I have never read better, please never stop :)

The Bastards
Posted - 2006.07.31 09:02:00 - [245]

His Holiness?

And how did you find out about Hawaii IV - Moon IX - Shamefully Bright Beach Shirt Assembly Plant..... thats like the most closely guarded secret of the Christian Mafia.

You will be subjected to wearing bright pink with yellow lei flowers. Mwahaha.

Seriously, I fell off my chair laughing. That just so made my day. Rock on.

Encina Technologies
Namtz' aar K'in
Posted - 2006.07.31 09:07:00 - [246]

Originally by: Maltrox
His Holiness?

And how did you find out about Hawaii IV - Moon IX - Shamefully Bright Beach Shirt Assembly Plant..... thats like the most closely guarded secret of the Christian Mafia.

You will be subjected to wearing bright pink with yellow lei flowers. Mwahaha.

Seriously, I fell off my chair laughing. That just so made my day. Rock on.

I still think you were trying to bribe him. Exclamation

Say have you found any good pubs down there yet, INNOMINATE?

Posted - 2006.07.31 09:09:00 - [247]

This stuff is classic. You kinda remind me of Fancy the Famous Bard, one of my all-time MMORPG heroes.

New Soi
Posted - 2006.07.31 09:42:00 - [248]

Edited by: New Soi on 31/07/2006 09:42:23
Laughing Our alliance and corp is getting famous! We might even get more applications now XD

Actually... we're a group of friends. Most of us aren't religious Razz

Maltrox, next time meet him in space first, before wiring money! Innominate works under a weird motto, "Everything you say can and will be used against you" Wink. Maybe we should give him a ship in Roaawwr (you know what I mean). Maybe that's 1 thing he can appreciate! Oh and 1 afterburner Wink

Excellent read still Very Happy Oh and I like being holy ugh

The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2006.07.31 10:05:00 - [249]

This is quality m8.

I imagine the possibility's of story as you venture further.

I hope you will keep this up for some time.

Uther Doull
Lotka Volterra
Posted - 2006.07.31 10:31:00 - [250]

ahh, thanks for giving me something good to read while i'm stuck at work :)

please come visit the south-east soon, could do with some fresh ppl :P

Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2006.07.31 10:46:00 - [251]

Edited by: Barek on 31/07/2006 10:48:24
Very good stuff :) good luck in getting a new ship, pick it wisely.

Body Count Inc.
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2006.07.31 10:51:00 - [252]

Just gets better and better. Great read, you should come visit us sometime. Oh and if you do, let me know before. So I can protect you from evil people like Uther. Wink

Ethidium Bromide
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2006.07.31 10:53:00 - [253]

absolutely wonderful blog!

but please stop flaming false prophets! we are the only fundamentalist zealots hereWink

Capt Harlock
Hunters Agency
Firmus Ixion
Posted - 2006.07.31 10:58:00 - [254]

You know when pod pilots meet INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE would be nice to play along he has already created a history for himself and has given us all a rich character to interact with. Wish more players did this kind of thing would make the eve universe even more fun to play in. Very entertaining and just goes to show all the tools are in eve for us to do whatever we wish

Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Daisho Syndicate
Posted - 2006.07.31 11:06:00 - [255]

Edited by: Leto Nyx on 31/07/2006 11:07:14
Viper Command - The Arnold Rimmer of Eve! Very Happy

Great blog Innominate Nightmare. Best read on these forums in ages. Makes such a pleasant change from the 'I just piled everything I own into a tech1 hauler and got blown up: Eve needs fixing' posts.

(For those who've never heard of Rimmer, you need to watch Red Dwarf)

Posted - 2006.07.31 11:22:00 - [256]

awesome read!

kinda reminds me of my first explorations into 0.0 space with a shuttle...

Drahcir Nasom
Independent Manufacturers
Independent Manufacturers Alliance
Posted - 2006.07.31 11:50:00 - [257]

Edited by: Drahcir Nasom on 31/07/2006 11:50:15
Absolutely brilliant read, the whole lot so far has had me in stiches, but I think the best bit so far is this quote

he had asked me if I knew what the "Band Of Brothers" was and I had replied: "Yes, I have seen the television series."

Any noob who can dismiss probably the most powerful alliance in the game with a single throw away comment has to be applauded.

Keep up the good work IN

Drahcir Nasom
CEO Independent Manufacturers

Butter Dog
The Monocled Elite
Posted - 2006.07.31 11:57:00 - [258]

Originally by: Viper Comnnand
Hey ther Zephyre, go and shove that where the sun don't shine. . .


What is your problem? Just go away. You're an embarrasement to the human race.

OP: Still very entertaining, do keep it up :)

Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2006.07.31 12:07:00 - [259]

Excellent read thanks for breaking up a mondays work boredom, well appreciated :)

Intrepid Traveller
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2006.07.31 12:10:00 - [260]

INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE, it seems we share the same sense of adventure and learning. If we pass each other out in the deep black, we shall have to trade stories/snapshots of our respective voyages.

Adding you to my in game buddies list if you do not mind...?

Wan Nathiil
Posted - 2006.07.31 12:55:00 - [261]

Originally by: Sharcy
This thread is seriously hindering my ability to read the forums @work... Trying to keep a straight face to prevent my colleagues asking what the heck I'm reading is virtually impossible. If Emilio Estevez ever starts playing EVE, he'll *snip* himself laughing LaughingLaughing

I second that.... having serious problems hereLaughing

Posted - 2006.07.31 13:00:00 - [262]

you have style dude,best read in ages Cool

Onin Ra
Core Impulse
Posted - 2006.07.31 13:06:00 - [263]

stop giving him money dudes, ur ruining the experiment >.<

St Dragon
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2006.07.31 13:19:00 - [264]

This s my favourate part so far


Eta Carinea
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2006.07.31 13:33:00 - [265]

This is a great post and a great thread,

Never will i think of D2 in the same way again,Wink

Excellent read

keep em comming

Posted - 2006.07.31 13:55:00 - [266]

Brilliant read. wonder if any of the D2 ppl have noticed this yet?

Shame I am based in the south and not the north or i would see what he has to say lol

Da Beast
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2006.07.31 13:56:00 - [267]

Awesome read man.
Keep them commin, an appriciated rest from the petty
squabble that seems hog these forums ad nauseum..

Posted - 2006.07.31 14:37:00 - [268]

Edited by: WredStorm on 31/07/2006 14:40:39
Oh Nameless Nightmare, I bow down to your bardly skills and strive to not blow orange juice through my nose as I read of your daring exploits!

I believe your writing will open the eyes of many as to the potential life one can expect in 0.0 space, in so far as it is obviously survivable. Perhaps you are truly an adventurous soul, seeking out new experiences, but a dark part of my mind cannot help but wonder if you are actually part of some sort of insidious plot?

In reading your story and the responses from others it seems you are focussing on the "Northern" portion of the star map (I had no idea there was a magnetic field throughout our star cluster, but that is neither here nor there) and are apparently ignoring the "Southern" portions, despite invitations to go visit there. That dark part of my mind wonders if you were not hired by one of these "Southern" alliances to show how easy it is to infiltrate the "North", all in hopes of inspiring countless "noobs" to attempt the same and thus flooding the overall security capabilities of the "Northern" alliances to the point that the "Southern" ones can launch an attack upon the "North"? IF such is the case then you are evilly devious (if "evilly devious" isn't proper English, I apologize, but I really like it <grin>) , and still more than worthy of the respect I have for you.

I suspect you are, though, simply what you say you are, which demands an even greater level of respect from me (which is to say I think venturing forth in such a manner with no insidious reasons is much more respectable). I applaud the risks you are taking and the extent to which you are getting the various 0.0 alliances to make themselves known... perhaps I will see a post as intelligent and witty as your own from a member of such an alliance that seeks new recruits that I may contact someday in hopes of joining. Please, keep up your explorations and narrative thereof, I am enjoying it immensely even as I attempt to deduce your possible other motives. Confused


Blue Sky Inc
Posted - 2006.07.31 14:43:00 - [269]


I just wish he had ransomed my pod for the 1024 isk cost of my clone and the 1500 isk platinum insurance I took out on my shuttle! I wonder if I would have caved in and paid. We will never know.


Jim McGregor
Posted - 2006.07.31 14:50:00 - [270]

Im really impressed by your attitude to this game. I hope you dont become a cynic anytime soon. Very Happy

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