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Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.09.12 12:19:00 - [1]
 

The space around Amarr last night was thick with omens and signs, visions of strange metamorphoses were experienced by many touched by the presence of The Emperor - as well as many other incredible occurances. Such things can only indicate the Holiest of Moments, anointed by The One.

And yet there were those in attendence, struck down by foolish notions of atheism and heresy who defiled those sacred moments with an unending stream of blasphemies. This foul contagion resulted in some present being possessed by the great servant of The Dark One - the High Emu, who gave out his abominable orders in his own devilish tongue: 'Ook, Ook' they cried before descending into madness.

I denounce these malignant anti-social elements before the Holy Inquisition and call for them to be brought to trial and if found guilty cleansed and purified with the eternal flames of chastisement! Therefore I ask of the Holy Court of Amarr to pass judgement: should their names be revealed here and in public for trial, or should be allow them the plea of ignorance and stupidity and thus allow them a few short years before they meet unending torment in the Thirty-third Segment of Hades?

Judge now Amarrians, bring them to trial or not?

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.09.12 12:26:00 - [2]
 

Bring them to trial! We have recorded the names of the heretics and will make them public for judgement if that is the general consensus...

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2003.09.12 12:33:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Rodj Blake on 12/09/2003 14:38:35
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 12/09/2003 12:33:52
I am a one man corp, but last night I set in motion a declaration of war against the corporation owned by one of the principal offenders (BansheeBLN).


Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.09.12 12:57:00 - [4]
 

I broke wind as I passed the Emperors statue in my Moa...does that count?

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2003.09.12 13:01:00 - [5]
 

I'm told that its normal for one's bowels to act strangely when confronted with such magnificence

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.09.12 13:03:00 - [6]
 

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I'm told that its normal for one's bowels to act strangely when confronted with such magnificence


It was that or the diet Quafe.

Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2003.09.12 13:24:00 - [7]
 

Trial I say. The malignant heretics must be cleansed from our midst!

Darth Tom
Minmatar
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2003.09.12 14:22:00 - [8]
 

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And yet there were those in attendence, struck down by foolish notions of atheism and heresy who defiled those sacred moments with an unending stream of blasphemies.



Indeed. I face a constant stream of blasphemies when in my Vigil.

I hope you string up all those miscreants who fail to show the Vigil the respect it deserves.

Laughing

Cheers,
TOM

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.09.12 14:25:00 - [9]
 

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Indeed. I face a constant stream of blasphemies when in my Vigil.



Its called wind my dear. Try cutting down on the cabbage.

Darth Tom
Minmatar
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2003.09.12 15:07:00 - [10]
 

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Its called wind my dear. Try cutting down on the cabbage.


No, I'm fairly certain it was blasphemies I was hearing.

Although - I suppose it would explain the odd-looking trails coming out the back ...... Confused

Cheers,
TOM

Tess Durbeyfield
Minmatar
Hell's Cheerleaders
Posted - 2003.09.12 15:22:00 - [11]
 

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I denounce these malignant anti-social elements before the Holy Inquisition and call for them to be brought to trial and if found guilty...
What do you mean 'if'?

The holy inquisition is nothing more than a kangaroo court. Please don't insult everyone's intelligence by trying to claim otherwise!

Reil Shashanna
Amarr
Seven Corp
Posted - 2003.09.12 15:39:00 - [12]
 

Au contraire young lady, the inquisition uphold the highest standards of evidence. Why else would they insist on extracting confessions from those they suspect of heresy?

Tess Durbeyfield
Minmatar
Hell's Cheerleaders
Posted - 2003.09.12 16:27:00 - [13]
 

Ah, yes, of course, silly me...Rolling Eyes

Anyway, to save the inquisition some of their valuable time, I hereby confess that throughout the vigil I was in Luminaire having my pleasure centres stimulated in ways most Amarr can only dream aboutVery Happy

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.09.12 17:14:00 - [14]
 

I am pleased to meet a fellow genetic researcher, although perhaps during the Vigil may have been inappropriate.

As to the guilt or innocence of the involved parties, if the guilty were truly innocent then why would His Holiness not seen fit to lead them on a path of safety? I dare say some are brought to ordeal as a test of faith, in which case rewards await them in the afterlife.

It is entirely possible that some will be reprieved!

annoing
Amarr
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2003.09.12 17:45:00 - [15]
 

The Vats have been heated, the ship 'Torquemada's Revenge' is fully armed, the torture chamber has been refitted and the cats o'nine tails has had another 3 tails added!
Bring on the heretics and let them BURN for last nights reprehensible display in Amarr.

Lord Panther
Amarr
Black Nova Corp
Posted - 2003.09.12 22:58:00 - [16]
 

My brothers,

It is clear that some came to the vigil to mock it and to ridicule our Emperor, blessed be his holy name. If anyone is found guilty of this they should be dispatched to the depths of hell and thereby consigned to a well deserved eternity of torment.

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.09.12 23:35:00 - [17]
 

Let the trials therefore commence!

Due to the large number of cases we will deal with them in groups of 5, let us begin with this collection of malignant forces, oozing with evil:

Case #1 Sheanar Enforcer

"WTB 3-5 Heavy MODULATED Pulse Beam Lasers Convo Me (Not looking for anything Other than what I'm asking for) in Amarr preferably"

I denounce and accuse Sheanar of willful disrespect in the utilisation of Holy Space as a place of common trade, as such it was was during the course of a Vigil. Let such as they be cast forever from the gaze of His Holiness!

Case #2 Richard Saldana

"Maybe he's off having a dirty weekend withthe Empress"

I accuse Richard Sladana of blasphemy against the Eternal Seed, Essence of His Majesty and Vessel in the Conception of the Heirs! Additionally I accuse Richard Sladana of heresy in his unorthodox opinion that any form of weekend could be dirty given the blessing of His Holiness!


Case #3 BansheeBLN

"FIRE AT WILL !!!"
"Heideran SUCKZ :))))"
"so? hwtas going on now? where is this stupid punk of heideran?"
"we want heideran...we want heideran..we want heideran dead :)"
"boring....boring"
"death for the emperor :)"
"Dear Heideran...you suck...you are a lonly dumbass leader for a bunch of dumb amarr :) warm greetings from your deepest enemy....a Minmatar :)"


Need I list the crimes of this criminal's clearly syphilitic mind and body? I denouce BansheeBLN of blasphemy against the Person of The Emperor, incitement to sacrelige and rebellion and the defilement of the sacred area anointed by Truth Eternal.


Case #4 s4mp3r0r

"this is gonna be fun .. all these people here .. wonder when this system willl crash ...."
"i got beers"
"and nuts"
"got weed too .. amsterdam here"


I denounce s4mp3r0r of falsely proclaiming the End of Time, and conjouring magicks to achieve such an end. In order to more closely commune with the Dark Ones, he entered a Shamanic Trance induced through the consumption of narcotic and hallucinogenic substances such as the dangerous 'nut' opiate. Furthermore I accuse s4mp3r0r of attempting to corrupt the youth of Amarr, blessed fruit of their mother's passions, with these powerful agents of witchery.

Case #5 Wolf Killer

STFU, we got an ore thief here

I denounce Wolf Killer of blasphemy in the presence of the Spirit of His Holiness.


Further cases will be brought before the course tomorrow.

I call upon the gathered wisdom of Amarr to judge! In each case, guilty or not guilty? And if guilty, what punishment should be bestowed upon this scum?

annoing
Amarr
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2003.09.13 00:34:00 - [18]
 

Case 1: GUILTY - Make this heretic suffer by poetry - A night of Minmatar poetry will soon end this persons foolish ways
Case 2: GUILTY - This person may clean out my harems toilets with his tongue, no soap.
Case 3: GUILTY - Death and only death is good enough for this 'thing' ... I hesitate to use the word person in front of gentle folk
Case 4: Guilty - This person may be given hallucegenic tea, made to sit in an empty, white room, and be asked every 5 minutes the colour of the rainbow...in dayglow..that will fry his mind
Case 5: Guilty - I have an Iron Maiden (album)waiting in my torture chambers for this person.

May they all rot in hell Twisted Evil

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
Gallente
Body Count Inc.
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2003.09.13 01:11:00 - [19]
 

A question that grips me.

Is this trial open to the "public" or just to the Amarr?

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.09.13 11:15:00 - [20]
 

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A question that grips me.

Is this trial open to the "public" or just to the Amarr?


Comments and pleas are of course welcome from anyone, though as this is an Amarrian matter only those blessed by the Perfection of the Anointed Chromosome may pass judgement and have it counted in the final tally.

Guran Voorde
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.09.13 11:15:00 - [21]
 

And what would a Gallente know of heresy commited against our Emperor?

Vand'aal
Amarr
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.09.13 11:27:00 - [22]
 

I offer my poetry of guilt:

------------------------------------------------
Bloodred sun sets, upon the crashing waves of Amarr eternity.

The shackles chime their neverending song, tho this is not the Master.

A simple word spoken in vain and ignorance, will forever haunt the broken kin.

Tis the Toll you shall pay.
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They are all Guilty and shall burn under the edge of the Sword of Light!

Tess Durbeyfield
Minmatar
Hell's Cheerleaders
Posted - 2003.09.13 13:50:00 - [23]
 

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Case #2 Richard Saldana

"Maybe he's off having a dirty weekend withthe Empress"

I accuse Richard Sladana of blasphemy against the Eternal Seed, Essence of His Majesty and Vessel in the Conception of the Heirs! Additionally I accuse Richard Sladana of heresy in his unorthodox opinion that any form of weekend could be dirty given the blessing of His Holiness!
So, the word 'he' means 'the Emperor' now does it?

NOT GUILTY on grounds of insufficient evidence!Razz
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Case #5 Wolf Killer

STFU, we got an ore thief here

I denounce Wolf Killer of blasphemy in the presence of the Spirit of His Holiness.
Blasphemy? Where? Unless you are referring to the abbreviation STFU? STFU can stand for a great many things; for it to be blasphemous, YOU, Athule must assign it a blasphemous meaning and therefore be guilty of blasphemy yourself! So, NOT GUILTY!

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2003.09.13 17:28:00 - [24]
 

Quote:
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Case #2 Richard Saldana

"Maybe he's off having a dirty weekend withthe Empress"

I accuse Richard Sladana of blasphemy against the Eternal Seed, Essence of His Majesty and Vessel in the Conception of the Heirs! Additionally I accuse Richard Sladana of heresy in his unorthodox opinion that any form of weekend could be dirty given the blessing of His Holiness!
So, the word 'he' means 'the Emperor' now does it?

NOT GUILTY on grounds of insufficient evidence!Razz



If the "he" in question was not the Emperor, then surely Sladana is guilty of insulting the Empress by accusing her of adultery.

Jernau Gurgeh
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2003.09.13 17:30:00 - [25]
 

Blasphemy? I only said "That piece of halibut was good enough for the Emperor..."

Asimir Kurdugal
Minmatar
Posted - 2003.09.13 21:59:00 - [26]
 

Im sure you'll find another wrinkly shell of a human being to replace him in no time. That's kind of the look you guys have going over there isn't it?

Daemun Khanid
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2003.09.14 03:42:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Daemun Khanid on 14/09/2003 05:10:33
Edited by: Daemun Khanid on 14/09/2003 03:46:31
Mind your tongue, insolent slave. Do I appear a wrinkled shell of a human? We Amarr have respect for our elders, our divine leaders. What do you have? A bunch of vitoc addicts running around with tinted glasses on to hide their sunken bloodshot eye's. No true leadership, no respect, no penance. You are but pathetic barbaric fools. Die at my feet or die of your own ignorance, either way you'll never live long enough to achieve wisdom and respect that compares to our elders.Evil or Very Mad
I will personally see to that.



Redan Chulipa
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.09.14 17:29:00 - [28]
 

This 'kangaroo court' remark has no place here, no-one knows what it means.

Asimir Kurdugal
Minmatar
Posted - 2003.09.14 19:09:00 - [29]
 

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What do you have? A bunch of vitoc addicts running around with tinted glasses on to hide their sunken bloodshot eye's. No true leadership, no respect, no penance.

Most of us who are hooked on Vitoc had no say in the matter, as you probably know, an upstanding Amarrian citizen like yourself had to have pumped a few slaves full of Vitoc at least a few times.

As far as not being a penitant people, I was unaware there was something we should feel guilty about. Please, enlighten me as only a citizen of the Empire can.

And by the way, these sun glasses cost me a fortune.

Tess Durbeyfield
Minmatar
Hell's Cheerleaders
Posted - 2003.09.14 21:42:00 - [30]
 

Quote:
This 'kangaroo court' remark has no place here, no-one knows what it means.
Well then permit me to enlighten you:
kangaroo court: a non-legal tribunal set up by unauthorized persons to punish offences against them; notoriously unjust tribunal.

One of the quainter and more curious expressions from the ancient language, but wonderfully appropriate for describing the inquisition Very Happy


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