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Jobe Katarn
Amarr
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
Posted - 2003.08.22 11:51:00 - [1]
 

Sources very close to me have intimated that one extremely bright Ni-Kunni Cloning expert named kort't nimb has mastered the art of cloning Corpses to be re-animated after extensive, successful, testing on Minmatar lab rats...erm...slaves I mean.

He has also managed to "re-program" these re-animated clones to ensure that they never again feel the urge to flee their Amarrian masters and stay true to their roles dictated by the scriptures.

Though the cost of such a complex operation is surely to be ridiculously high, I have pre-ordered myself 1 clone each of Sarkos and Bad Harlequin, to do my washing and ironing respectively.

Just need the corpses now.....

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.22 13:44:00 - [2]
 

*sigh*

Apologies Sarkos and Bad Harlequin my corp mates get a little excited at times Smile

Macumba
Minmatar
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.22 13:53:00 - [3]
 

Good luck to them.

They've never seen BH's ironing.

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.22 13:58:00 - [4]
 

But you have never seen Jobe's Laughing

*Thinking aloud*

"I wonder if Miso is good at ironing?"

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.23 01:23:00 - [5]
 

Rolling Eyes

*note to self: kill more Amarr...*

Smile

Shadow Walker
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.23 01:27:00 - [6]
 

Pie you happen to sign alot, mind if we can meet in person, then when i find you you can sigh all day about your blown up ship. Hey you little snapper watch what you call my race, In a while il have you polishing my shows.Evil or Very Mad

Jobe Katarn
Amarr
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
Posted - 2003.08.23 09:13:00 - [7]
 

Shadow walker...

Dont get angry little minmatar...come and join us, take your rightful place at my side as my willing slave. I shall call you Keff, and you can lay out my formal shorts.

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Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.23 11:00:00 - [8]
 

lol

Shadow Walker
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.23 16:08:00 - [9]
 

How about you come worship teh floor im walking on as i will soon be YOUR master. Amarrians just dont get it do they?

Kyroki Tirpellan
Caldari
Posted - 2003.08.23 20:47:00 - [10]
 

I'm afraid that this scientist of yours is not the first to test such or similar ideas. Sansha has made his own will-less slaves long ago. True, by using cybernetic implants instead of corpse-cloning, but nevertheless, the idea is not a new one.


 

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