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Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.18 12:34:00 - [61]
 

Quote:

Wars are fought with weapons, not words.



A rather niave view...

A good military strategist will utilise all the weapons available to him/her. Alot can be won with a few carefully positioned words.

Golan Trevize
Amarr
Body Count Inc.
Posted - 2003.08.18 13:14:00 - [62]
 

From:TES Mars Armageddon Class.
Commanding Officer: Centurio Golan Trevize.
Location: P.I.E. Millitary HQ.

Miso i find it laughable that you claim to be learned in the arts of war, such thing comes with experience and i imagine experience can be hard to gain whan you command a lowly two man operation.

If it where not for pagan CONCORDE´S 3 wars limit i would order my cohorts to search for you and thwart our riddiculous gang, i am sure destroying your ships would amuse my men and provide the newest Tiari´s with valuable experience.


Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.18 13:22:00 - [63]
 

Edited by: Miso on 18/08/2003 13:25:53
double post - sorry!



Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.18 13:24:00 - [64]
 

Edited by: Miso on 18/08/2003 13:25:12
Quote:
Quote:
From:TES Mars Armageddon Class.
Commanding Officer: Centurio Golan Trevize.
Location: P.I.E. Millitary HQ.

Miso i find it laughable that you claim to be learned in the arts of war, such thing comes with experience and i imagine experience can be hard to gain whan you command a lowly two man operation.



LaughingLaughingLaughing

Read the sig, Mr Amarr. The Corp is irrelevant.

As for hunting me down - go ahead. Make my day Wink
Yours

Miso



Cro Ramel
C.R.I.M.E
Posted - 2003.08.18 15:28:00 - [65]
 

What experience do you have Golan? Last I knew you guys were shooting at shuttles, Cro out!

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2003.08.18 18:13:00 - [66]
 

Golan Trevize,

I would advise you to be careful and do avoid underestimating Miso, it’s a sometimes deadly mistake. She and I have something of a past ourselves you know. Back in the days when cruisers ruled the space ways I discovered that Miso had been contracted to eliminate a certain friend and business partner of mine at the far edges of Gallente territory (where incidentally, Jericho Fraction were involved in Blueprint negotiations).

Anyways, to cut a long story short Miso was sighted in system and it turned out that our BP contact was indeed the target of a non-concord assassination and multiple pod-kill hit.

Thinking ourselves well able to deal with this we waited outside the station and lo and behold Miso came into view decelerating from warp and priming weapons (all the while our mutual friend was engaging in the enjoyable business of taunting from the safety of the station).

I was flying my first ever Maller “Murderous Impulse” and well equipped with heavy modulated beams and rare heatsinks, and eager to prove my mettle in battle, I sang out a challenge on local, opening the range from the station guns while locking my own weapons onto the incoming ship.

We traded shots without major damage and Miso’s thorax, though faster than my ship, seemed less capable of inflicting shield damage overall and so my thoughts of victory and confidence rose.

Then she turned to run; and activating warp fled the scene in a blur of translight particles.

Hunter’s instinct driving me now, I moved to pursue along the same vector and selecting an asteroid belt directly ahead, activated my own warp engines, to be rewarded by the sight of Miso’s thorax cruising at speed into the cover of the ‘roid field.

Minutes past and we were deep into the orbital clutter while more exchanges of gunfire had stripped the shields from her vessel to eat away now at the armour beneath, while my own ship yet maintained shield integrity and was slowly gaining advantage and scent of the eventual kill.

Then my scanners warned “new targets” [Serpentis Pirates] closing fast and all around and choosing discretion as the better part of valour I programmed a turn and increased speed to open the distance from the belt.

Then a terrible surprise; for Miso (already heading out and past me) activated a webifier to slow my maller to a crawl, an easy victim for the pursuing Serpentis frigates.

Now the balance had changed in earnest, and splitting my fire between rapidly reinforced Serpentis vessels and Miso’s circling thorax was doing nothing to win the fight.

Armour damage, then capacity low warnings, then structure hits, and always the deafening sound of railgun slugs from the enemy vessel raining upon my hull as my own guns laboured to clear the sky of the irritating Serpentis adding their own gifts to proceedings with predictable monotony.

And then, she was gone. And with the webifier beam ended my speed increased and it was again possible win clear, opening the distance, to then eliminate the remaining hostiles.

As to why, well, though I have often asked she has never told me … perhaps her ship truly did run out of cap or ammo, perhaps she had no interest in the kill, or perhaps the arrival of additional Jericho names in local comms taught dear Miso the value of discretion as well.

Something of a mystery though, and as postscript to this encounter we later heard that yes, Miso had eventually succeeded in podding the target thereby making a clear message of competence and patience if nothing else.

But that was a long time ago, and recently as we all know Miso has discovered the joys of political extremism … must be something of a change from contract murder I do imagine.

Love and peace

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.18 18:42:00 - [67]
 

I agree that underestimating Miso is clearly a mistake!

She is canny for a Gallente wench Wink

loci
Caldari
Posted - 2003.08.18 21:44:00 - [68]
 

Quote:
Amarri gentlewomen



Laughing superb

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.19 10:03:00 - [69]
 

Miss Jade,

A spirited recollection of our past encounter, although I still believe that you're better as combat pilot than you are as a lapdog.

Next time we meet in space, I shall ensure I am more thorough with my combat duties.

Mr Hardin,
I look forward greatly to sharing a Quafe with you soon. Your place or mine? I think we can discuss the matter of your defection to the anti-slavery movement more comfortably at mine. What say you? Smile

Miso x




Khal St
Caldari
Triax Inc
Posted - 2003.08.19 11:22:00 - [70]
 

Edited by: Khal St on 19/08/2003 13:16:28
Hardin, i told you the Gallante had amorous intentions, It's all in the Jaw line.

Miso, your efforts in inter-WEVE relations are commendable - they should create some excellent biz...

Priority #1 - The Biz

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.19 11:27:00 - [71]
 

Mr Khal,

What is the 'Biz', to which you so oft refer? And what is your interest in all this, if I may be so bold?

Miso x

j0sephine
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.08.19 11:58:00 - [72]
 

"What is the 'Biz', to which you so oft refer? And what is your interest in all this, if I may be so bold?"

... A vast, still relatively untapped marked of inter-racial holo****? Perhaps Mr.Khal has some Nugoeihuvi connections.... o.o;

Khal St
Caldari
Triax Inc
Posted - 2003.08.19 13:29:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Khal St on 19/08/2003 13:30:54
"What is the 'Biz', to which you so oft refer? And what is your interest in all this, if I may be so bold?"

Biz - Business of course, that which drives my Caladri heart no less.

J0sephine, you were of course correct, well close anyway, if theres profit in Nugoeihuvi **** connections i would be suprised, quality is often poor... but am i too stand corrected...



One man's conflict is another man's profit

Biz - Wherever, Whenever....


Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.19 13:46:00 - [74]
 

Miso - I would be more than happy to share a quafe with you - maybe over a delicious candlelit dinner...if I could be so bold...

I was fortunate to pick up a new slave during the amusing Minmatar demonstration in Amarr this week and fortunately she turned out to be a fantastic cook!

I am sure we could have a most pleasant evening!

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.19 13:46:00 - [75]
 

Edited by: Miso on 19/08/2003 13:47:33
Mr Khal,

I suggest you try and expend more energies in doing it rather than watching it. Or are you having problems finding a suitable partner?Wink

Mr Amarr - so, you are willing to discuss your defection then? Excellent! I'll bring the wine.

Miso x

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.19 14:18:00 - [76]
 

Do you really think I would suggest a meal cooked by a 'slave' if I was considering 'my' defection Miso?

In fact I had a cultural evening lined up with some traditional Amarrian poetry readings, followed by a slideshow of great moments in Amarrian history and rounded off with a holoreel tribute to our present Emperor.

Who says Amarrians don't know how to have a good time!

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.19 14:28:00 - [77]
 

Quote:
Do you really think I would suggest a meal cooked by a 'slave' if I was considering 'my' defection Miso?


Well, I understand you have to maintain a smokescreen at such a delicate moment for you.

Quote:
In fact I had a cultural evening lined up with some traditional Amarrian poetry readings, followed by a slideshow of great moments in Amarrian history and rounded off with a holoreel tribute to our present Emperor.

Who says Amarrians don't know how to have a good time!


Sounds like a blast. I'll make sure I bring some semtex...Wink

Golan Trevize
Amarr
Body Count Inc.
Posted - 2003.08.20 13:53:00 - [78]
 

Thank you m´lady your advice on miso was much appreciated please send more usefull info, f.ex. a "whats hot or not list" or maybe a catalogue with fancy Gallentean uniforms, im am sure a woman with all your wits can find something that suits an old warhorse like me.

Ps. i hope the flowers are still fresh ..




Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.20 14:14:00 - [79]
 

Golan - I can provide you with all the info you need.

I'm currently in Abaim, Amarr Empire, merrily extracting the michael out of any Amarr that I come across, and destroying their ships willy-nilly when in low sec space.

I'm flying a Moa, as my Thorax is in for a re-spray, and if you fancy a one-on-one, let me know and we'll get it on.

Yours

Miso x

Macumba
Minmatar
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.20 14:18:00 - [80]
 

Are you sure you're Gallente, Miso?

I think theres something you're not telling us.

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.20 14:21:00 - [81]
 

Whatever do you mean Mr Macumba? Wink

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.20 14:24:00 - [82]
 

Quote:
...if you fancy a one-on-one, let me know and we'll get it on.

Yours

Miso x


Your plot to sow discord in our corp by making me jealous will not work Miso! Embarassed

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.20 14:28:00 - [83]
 

Typical Amarr - always thinking with their **** Laughing

I meant, ship to ship relations Mr Hardin. On that level, I have screwed plenty of Amarr already this week Wink

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.20 15:26:00 - [84]
 

This is typical of the unladylike language you expect from a Gallente female. It made me feel ill just reading those horrid words...

Methinks you need to spend some time at the Jade Constantine Finishing School For Coarse Gallente Women (If it doesn't exist it should be set up!) to learn how to avoid upsetting cultured people of more refined expression...

Then maybe you may qualify to be my love slave!

Razz



Maud Dib
Caldari
The Bleeding Heart Cult
Posted - 2003.08.20 15:36:00 - [85]
 

Good Sir Hardin a word to the wise. As my grandsire of famous memory said " Have a care the ones worth having bite hard."

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.20 15:42:00 - [86]
 

I can't possibly add anymore to that!

freaklord
Minmatar
FastCorp.
Posted - 2003.08.20 16:09:00 - [87]
 

Quote:
Hardin says:

We are outmanned and out gunned but we can no longer tolerate outside forces infringing the sovereignity of the Empire and enforcing their rules upon us


Now if that aint what us Minmatar are trying to tell you moronic Amarr.Confused

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.21 09:22:00 - [88]
 

Quote:
Quote:
Hardin says:

We are outmanned and out gunned but we can no longer tolerate outside forces infringing the sovereignity of the Empire and enforcing their rules upon us


Now if that aint what us Minmatar are trying to tell you moronic Amarr.Confused


Well Hardin - where's your response to that?Laughing

Hardin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2003.08.21 09:53:00 - [89]
 

I could do a Jade Constantine style treatise about how Minmatar is not an empire and that we are not 'enforcing' our rules on anyone.

After all its simply trade & tradition (positively endorsed by our religion). And many among the Minmatar are happy to sell us slaves. No one forces them to do it.

However, at the end of the day it all comes down to points of view...

Our right point of view

and

Your wrong point of view

Now silence dogs! (excluding Miso Razz)

Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.21 10:00:00 - [90]
 

Not forcing your rules on anyone? Are you serious? You are perpetuating the trade by allowing it to happen in Amarr space. Your arguments are redundant Mr Amarr.

I shall increase my terrorists activities in earnest throughout Amarr space...

(Just for the record - 2 convoys taken down last night, 2 Amarr PC's nailed). I shall have more time tonite for my duckshoot.

Miso x


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