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Hiro Protagonist
The Scope
Posted - 2003.08.08 20:03:00 - [1]

Edited by: Hiro Protagonist on 08/08/2003 20:51:28
I am pleased to announce the immediate production of peg legs. The blueprint for this item was acquired through channels that I am not at liberty to discuss, although you can be assured it was via nefarious means.

My efforts to acquire the BP where initiated after sensationalist news reports by Morkt Dracht convinced me that I was not a businessman after all, but a pirate. Given that I have never podded or even attacked another empire citizen's ship other than Tank CEO, I felt that I was not meeting expectations. I've taken my empire starship production business and refocused my efforts on a truly piratical piece of equipment that is reminiscent of old Earth itself - Nibelung Peg Legs! This fabulous new item is a must for any fashion conscious pirate, and I expect healthy sales into not only unaligned pirate groups such as M0o, but also the well known "piratical alliances" such as Stain, Fountain, and Venal.

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Hiro Protagonist is a member of Nikuno Starship Design, a wholly owned subsidiary of Taggart Transdimensional Incorporated. Hiro's Peg Leg production is wholly unauthorized by TTI.

Mikka MacKern
Posted - 2003.08.08 20:15:00 - [2]

Hey - TTi.

You're not funny. Stop spamming the Summit with all this totally un-funny **** k?

It's not RP, it's not funny.

We know you're all "supra-la-luna" about CCP writing a whole 20-second side-story about your CEO wetting himself on meeting a Jove, we know half of you got through a tonne of Kleenex already.. but do us all a favour and keep the crap jokes, the not-funny and not-RP stuff off here.

You are not funny. It isn't RP.

k, thx, bye.

Tehel Necrona
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2003.08.08 20:26:00 - [3]

Shame really i found it quite funny and quite relevant.

Unlike your comment.


Doctor X
Posted - 2003.08.08 20:32:00 - [4]

Lol nice to see a sense of humor in this board.

Posted - 2003.08.08 21:09:00 - [5]

I found it quite amusing too Laughing

Mikka MacKern
Posted - 2003.08.08 21:10:00 - [6]

I found it quite amusing too Laughing

TTi lackey - no surprise there.

Posted - 2003.08.08 21:45:00 - [7]

Yes this was funny :D

Posted - 2003.08.08 21:47:00 - [8]

Mikka you sound as if you have something up your anus, if this is the situation i would advise you to visit your doctor. If you cannot find a doctor, please try to pull that thing out of your anus. Do not use extreme force, as it may cause your anus to explode from the pressure. Wink

Mikka MacKern
Posted - 2003.08.08 22:03:00 - [9]

You're right! - Its full of little ****s.. how did Space Invaders get in there?

Orlando Orleans
Burning Bright Inc.
Posted - 2003.08.09 02:24:00 - [10]

Me be wanting one of them peggies. ´Twill be used to boot ye merchantmen over an' into Davey Jones´ locker.

Lardarz B'stard
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2003.08.09 03:17:00 - [11]

I thought it was very funny.

Well done.


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