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Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.08.08 16:41:00 - [1]
 

A full report, together with photographic evidence and communication transcriptions will be sent to the Emperor - and presented to the galaxy here later tonight or tomorrow.

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.08.08 16:57:00 - [2]
 

[ 2003.08.08 16:19:57 ] Valius > Athule you are brave ...but foolish
[ 2003.08.08 16:19:59 ] Veniel > Kuua
[ 2003.08.08 16:20:08 ] Ouria > Cynn TTI, leave.
[ 2003.08.08 16:20:35 ] Athule Snanm > As Director of Military Genetics, Knowldge is my sword, and faith in the Emperor is my shield
[ 2003.08.08 16:20:37 ] Cynn > Sorry Sires, forgive me
[ 2003.08.08 16:21:08 ] Cynn > I am only here to ensure the protection of my CEO
[ 2003.08.08 16:21:23 ] Athule Snanm > Even now our forces mass to avenge ancient wrongs
[ 2003.08.08 16:21:59 ] Veniel > Athule: Your emperor will be proud of your heroic corpse.
[ 2003.08.08 16:22:05 ] Ouria > Amarr is good food.
[ 2003.08.08 16:22:32 ] Athule Snanm > Blessed be his sacred DNA
[ 2003.08.08 16:23:02 ] Athule Snanm > Blessings on his enternal double helix
[ 2003.08.08 16:23:18 ] Kimahry > Uh. so Jovians are canibals ? *shiver*
[ 2003.08.08 16:23:37 ] Ouria > Prepare for warp.
[ 2003.08.08 16:24:00 ] Veniel > Your emperor could teach you some things about peace.
[ 2003.08.08 16:24:04 ] Veniel > And lack of
[ 2003.08.08 16:24:12 ] Kuuija > respect :D
[ 2003.08.08 16:24:23 ] Veniel > We Jovians eat protein like many organisms
[ 2003.08.08 16:24:48 ] Veniel > Be it yours or any others

Discorporation
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:00:00 - [3]
 

You cannot tell me you don't enjoy a good Minmatat liver now and then, Athule?

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:09:00 - [4]
 

Arcane and heretical pastimes are of no interest to me my fellow Amarrian.

I have take a large number of deep scan images from numerous angles, though many are sadly of poor quality. I will prepare a full briefing in due course, here is the first piece of photographic evidence to confirm my recconnaissance of the Jovian Invasion Fleet, turned back by the Holy Will of Our Divine Emperor. It is of my Gallente Intelligence Shuttle, taken as booty during the previous conflict and sold on the war surplus market to me, as I sped towards the enemy fleet with my photographic equipment on rapid fire - shortly thereafter it was attacked in an unprovoked and merciless attack:

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j0sephine
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:30:00 - [5]
 

... 'tis already in the official news, too...

(..) In one incident, a brave Amarr captain defied the Jovians only to be annihilated by the Jovians. The Amarr Empire has released a statement where it laments the attack, but will not act upon it, though it will monitor all future dealings between Jovians and Amarrians very closely.

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:37:00 - [6]
 

A discussion with my CONCORD agent has revealed the following information:

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One wonders how far into core EVE operations their influence reaches? Will the Jovian submit to CONCORD justice for his crimes?

Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:37:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 08/08/2003 17:38:26
Funny how you leave out the part about being asked to leave a few times. A 'pure' news***** wouldn't have cared either way; while i'm sure i've shed a tear (must be around here somewhere) for your frozen, bloated corpse, it quickly gave way to floating about my pod in laughter.

You were asked by a coupla Jovian battleships to leave and you didn't? Well, that's Amarrian faith for ya. Do something stupid and die and it becomes "single-handedly staving off Jovian invaders." No wonder so many religions have martyrs; they're such handy things to have around. Especially to rationalize being a twit.

edit: garbed characters in first transmission

Makkar
Kinda'Shujaa
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:43:00 - [8]
 

Harlequin, you're my hero. I think I may start a cult.

Discorporation
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.08.08 17:47:00 - [9]
 

Harlequin, you amaze me.

Such eloquence, such sharp wit. We should talk ove rdinner some time.

[chuckles]

Athule Snanm
Amarr
Rien Ici
Posted - 2003.08.08 18:00:00 - [10]
 

The attack, although unprovoked, was nonetheless expected. After the destruction of the shuttle I returned to continue my intelligence operation, where much valuable information about the configuration and firepower of Jovian technology was gained. This is my final image prior to my full report:

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Halseth Durn
Amarr
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2003.08.08 18:47:00 - [11]
 

Oberon Incorporated acknowledges Mr. Snanms initial report as truthful and legitimate. May the emperor and God himself commend him for his actions exposing this situation, and alerting the authorities within the Amarrian empire.

Oberon Incorporated now looks to the throne of Heideran and the royal hiers for a more official, and detailed response.


Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.08 19:25:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 08/08/2003 19:27:41
Quote:
Harlequin, you amaze me.

Such eloquence, such sharp wit. We should talk over dinner some time.

[chuckles]

I believe the last time i invited you to meet, you expressed some concern over becoming the main course... Twisted Evil

not that we took such sentiments as... literally as these Jove have. I believe there's genuine concern to be had over that part of Athule's report, at any rate... Shocked

Edit: i see he scouted the area out in an Impaired. Perhaps he wasn't being as rash as originally thought (my image intensifier failed to pick up on the details of his ship in the earlier shot... or perhaps i spent too much time looking at the Jovian ships Wink ).

QBall
Caldari
Xtreme Intruders
Posted - 2003.08.08 20:13:00 - [13]
 

144 DMG HAHAHAHAHAAH. I wish I had been there with the Crew and we would be eating Fried Jovian right now.

Jove must mean noobie in french or something.

Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.08 21:08:00 - [14]
 

Quote:
144 DMG HAHAHAHAHAAH. I wish I had been there with the Crew and we would be eating Fried Jovian right now.

Jove must mean noobie in french or something.

What's French?

You need to take another look at the image, old son. Those ships are huge... therefore, that's from quite a distance away. And it's one weapon. And it's one shot. And if the Jove like being as funny as they seem to, it was undoubtably the weakest one they had...

but please, feel free to go... "Jove-hunting" with your "crew." I look forward to hearing about the details of the encounter from your clone.

Princess Akmazara
Posted - 2003.08.08 22:26:00 - [15]
 

Athule is to be commended for his brave defense of the empire. All Amarrian salute you! The unholy Jovian infiltration is like a plaque on our lands. It is no surprise that rather then rise to defend us we find the capitalistic exploiters in bed with the Jovian scoundrels. They must be made to pay for their crimes against the three free races of Eve. I call on Gallante, Amarrian and Caldari to rise up against the Jovian menace!

Princess Akmazara
Amarrian Empire

Deathwing
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.08.08 23:58:00 - [16]
 

The Jove are lucky that the lady Sarum is not in power at the current time. For if she were, needless to say, the full force of the Amarr Navy would have come crashing down on their little tea party

Einheriar Ulrich
Minmatar
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
Posted - 2003.08.09 00:38:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Einheriar Ulrich on 09/08/2003 00:43:50
Edited by: Einheriar Ulrich on 09/08/2003 00:40:09
Quote:
The Jove are lucky that the lady Sarum is not in power at the current time. For if she were, needless to say, the full force of the Amarr Navy would have come crashing down on their little tea party


Here Deathwing goes again, the faint rambles of the Sarum's absolute power, well you must be on the blue-pill or something else, crawl back under the rock from wench you came Deathwing, even now common Amarrians recognize your decadent noble Sarum leader, as pure evil.
If she should somehow, by deceit i guess, because the Sarum navy is the laughing stock of the galaxy, seize hold of the throne... Then Amarr is surely headed into a bloody civil war, and rest asure Oracle will not stand by,to see the slavers foremost candidate to succeed in her foley.
You may take this as a warning or as anything you like, i dont care, your poore blue pill ravaged brain isnt working anyway..

So Say I


Stavros
Amarr
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2003.08.09 01:06:00 - [18]
 

yaaaaaaaaar! i want to kill me some of those joves! haaaar i bet they carry all kinds of juicy trinkets! haaaaaar

said stavros...

stavros then decided to go and dig up his loot horde and count his mighty stash of isks! haar

if only he could remember which asteroid he buried it in!?!?! daarr?

now to find that scurvy treasure map aghgh!!!

Deaunan Knute
Amarr
Hectaris Incorporated
Posted - 2003.08.09 02:18:00 - [19]
 

The glorious Amarrian empire is at a better situation, intelligence wise, thanks to the bravery and vital intelligence given by Mr. Snanm. I'm sure at this very moment our glorious Emperor and his military and intelligence advicers are going through every bit of this information. As a loyal Amarrian I thank you.

Dorian Aredes
Gallente
Posted - 2003.08.09 06:19:00 - [20]
 

You were asked to leave, and you refused, so you were attacked.

...I fail to see why this is an issue.


 

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