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Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Damu'Khonde
Posted - 2005.11.13 23:53:00 - [1]
 

[16:49:21] Twisted Dreams > u seem like a PvPer u wanna help kill eddy gordo?
[16:49:40] Hellcore > eddie gordo is in my alliance
[16:49:42] Hellcore > o.O
[16:49:47] Twisted Dreams > aww shoot fine then
[16:50:05] Hellcore > why do you want to shoot him?
[16:50:17] Twisted Dreams > its what i do

*** kapow ***

dead brutix

***thwack***

dead pod

Eddie Gordo > so, exactly why did you want to kill me?
Twisted Dreams > does it mater
Eddie Gordo > well, I'm just curious Smile
Twisted Dreams > well i'm dead with no money ships or anything so what should u care
Eddie Gordo > If somoene specificly wanted to hunt you down, wouldnt you wonder why?
Eddie Gordo > [16:49:21] Twisted Dreams > u seem like a PvPer u wanna help kill eddy
gordo?
Twisted Dreams > yeah i know what i said
Eddie Gordo > well, I'd suggest that in future you dont conspire with your targets alliance members.
Eddie Gordo > good day.
Twisted Dreams > prick

One of the funnier highlights from my time in eve. Anyone got any similar stories to make us all chuckle?

Moved from Eve General Discussion to Crime and Punishement -Garik Daemon

Ashelth
Caldari
The Raven Warriors
Posted - 2005.11.14 00:50:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Ashelth on 14/11/2005 00:51:50
I was waiting for the route to a clone station to open up in 0.0 so I could update my clone after clone jumping when I hear, "NEUTRAL IN LOCAL! *insert various whitty remarks*"

Ash "OMG! CLENCH!"
*Ashelth warps off to his safe then zoom zooms to a station to refit for pvp.
Corp chat "It's a pod! It's in XXX_XXX"
*Ashelth warps to the gate and blows the pod to hell and back.
5 min later.

Corp chat "Hey, that guy you podded is back nextdoor, in a noob ship."

Various corp members, "BLOOD! DEATH! SLAUGHTER! PPPPPPPPPAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS"
*Fairly systematic locking down of gates and use of scouts to figure out where the guy is.
This continues for a while until the other alliance person in local who is ncping finally says, "You know that's my alt right?"

*Ashelth carefully ejects the corpse he scooped and deletes the evemail kill.

Amusing simply because EVERYONE wanted in on this (we were bored) and how quickly we responded the second time.

*edited for clarity and a bad typo

Brastagi
Caldari
g guild
Posted - 2005.11.14 11:22:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Ashelth
Edited by: Ashelth on 14/11/2005 00:51:50
I was waiting for the route to a clone station to open up in 0.0 so I could update my clone after clone jumping when I hear, "NEUTRAL IN LOCAL! *insert various whitty remarks*"

Ash "OMG! CLENCH!"
*Ashelth warps off to his safe then zoom zooms to a station to refit for pvp.
Corp chat "It's a pod! It's in XXX_XXX"
*Ashelth warps to the gate and blows the pod to hell and back.
5 min later.

Corp chat "Hey, that guy you podded is back nextdoor, in a noob ship."

Various corp members, "BLOOD! DEATH! SLAUGHTER! PPPPPPPPPAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS"
*Fairly systematic locking down of gates and use of scouts to figure out where the guy is.
This continues for a while until the other alliance person in local who is ncping finally says, "You know that's my alt right?"

*Ashelth carefully ejects the corpse he scooped and deletes the evemail kill.

Amusing simply because EVERYONE wanted in on this (we were bored) and how quickly we responded the second time.

*edited for clarity and a bad typo


LaughingLaughingLaughing

Tenacha Khan
TunDraGon
Posted - 2005.11.14 17:45:00 - [4]
 

haha, thats quality

Corvus Dove
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2005.11.14 21:27:00 - [5]
 

The girls all say it's been removed?Embarassed


 

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