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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2003.08.06 15:10:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Jade Constantine on 06/08/2003 15:10:47

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have been asked to make an announcement on behalf of the free-captains of the Venal Alliance on a matter of such regretful circumstance and sad renown.

The treachery and petty crimes of the man named M0RPHEUS

Some days ago whilst still allied to the free-captains of Venal, M0RPHEUS began to criticise the actions of the alliance, citing his admiration for the mindless raiders of mOo corp and their psychotic companions Sinister, in what was to become a single-minded campaign of reactionary opposition to the broader territory goals of the Venal Alliance at large.

Now, for some period of time before this latest insanity, the man had been far-famed in his reputation as something of a mOo corp fanboy, and many accounts of his past failed applications to join that league of lunatics are matters of public record in the memory of Venal. It had always been hoped by his comrades in the Venal Guardians that such excesses of thoughtless admiration for the lowest filth were merely aberrations, and inconsistencies of the mind that might prove treatable with the latest genetic therapy packs on the Jovian blackmarket.

But it was not to be.

Declaring current Venal Alliance policy a tawdry sham and declaring his full intention to bring terror and destruction without measure to the Gallente fashion industry, M0RPHEUS launched a bold campaign of political retrenchment in Venal, aimed at bringing the various corporations and associations of our free territory to a sole service of his ambition in a new super corporation to be imaginatively named M0RPHEUS VA INC. All previous allegiances and individual interests were to be overruled and discarded, all friendships void, all vision discarded, and all ambitions subverted to the cause of MVA INCís intended vast predation on bulk carriers of designer lingerie en route to the blooming Caldari markets in Lonetrek.

Perplexed but not without voice, the gathered consensus of the free-captains of Venal ruled simply that M0RPHEUS was a mooncalf fool to be pitied and never henceforth paid the honour of wide consideration. No tyrants rule in Venal and for a man to name himself thus and far thereafter was a simpletons gambit, doomed to a unlamented end.

For his part M0RPHEUS stormed out of the assembly and returned to his chambers at the Morduís Legion facility in 5ZXX-X system. Where he remained for the next 24 hours plotting, planning, perhaps contenting himself alone with the presence of past trophies and all the booty of a long piratical career Ė or so at least we charitably believed.

The next day was to be his last in Venal. M0RPHEUS had reached a decision; for if the free-captains of the Venal Alliance were not to join his bright deluded crusade for smalls dominion in northern Caldari space then clearly, his former comrades and corp mates would have to be destroyed!

M0RPHEUS contacted mOo Corp, then Sinister, then wildly, thrashing like a wounded bovine yet himself, made preparations to betray the Venal Alliance by keen execution of cunning ploy and all the devastating martial talent his shattered dreams could summon.

But fortunately for our hopes and dreams extent however, the vengeance of M0RPHEUS was not a matter of great note, and aside from the slamming of doors and looks to sour milk that matter was swiftly concluded in a teacup storm of little real account.

Now in the wake of the manís departure we take stock and weigh the cost of this defection; and not a cost in fiscal or comradely loss mayhap, but perhaps in price that mOo might one day ask in fair exchange for taking this inflamed buttock-boil of a man from our company to their own!

But stranger indeed and solution to an earlier mystery yet combined was found when Jericho agents cut away the bulkheads to circumvent the defences protecting his personal chamber at the Morduís Legion base. It was clear at once that M0RPHEUS expected one day to return, and clear beyond at the last the root of his fixation on broad piratical hostility to Gallente fashions; for from floor to ceiling and about three walls from point to point, were containers and display cases showcasing the very epitome of modern designer underwear for discerning ladies of taste and fine discernment. Thousands of dainty panties nicely pressed and neatly hung, hundreds more frilly slips and lacy wisp apparel strewn with artful wide array, plain knickers of star cotton weave, dark silky g-strings of doubtful ancestry, and everywhere, the signs and signifiers of one manís dark ambition to possess the totality of clear obsession.

-cont

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2003.08.06 15:12:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Jade Constantine on 06/08/2003 15:50:41

Here my friends, amongst the panties of a hundred worlds did M0RPHEUS conceive his plans for far dominion and domination of the trade lanes, here yet, his body laid in fervent exultation did this man turn from all that is bold and valorous and true to the worship of dark infamy to feed the wanton hungers of the night. How sad the tale of wanton brigand turned to lowly knicker-thief, and a cautionary note milord and ladies of the outer worlds, controlled in thy passions and excesses both betimes is truth and true advice to have. Obsession has only one destination and broad ridicule is the name.

M0RPHEUS, Venal bids you farewell!

An official press release on behalf of the Venal Alliance;
Jade Constantine (Freelance Publicist and Guerrilla Marketing Consultant)


Miso
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.06 15:16:00 - [3]
 

Are you implying that Morpheus is a panty-sniffer?

So, the alliance goes well then Jade? Get used to making these announcements - there will be more.
"Love"

Miso

Morkt Drakt
Caldari
Black Omega Security
Posted - 2003.08.06 15:51:00 - [4]
 

Defections, CEOs-sacked, convoying with pirates in Empire space... it's a one-stop news shop! Cool


Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2003.08.06 15:56:00 - [5]
 

[Miso coyly asked]

Quote:
Are you implying that Morpheus is a panty-sniffer?


I couldn't possibly comment m'dear, I present only the simple facts of the case, 'tis for external analysis to draw such conclusions.

Quote:
So, the alliance goes well then Jade? Get used to making these announcements - there will be more.


Dear god no! Of the many plagues upon my house you could wish for, the continual petty-theft of lingerie is quite an irritating one ;)

Love and peace (in the ruins)

M0RPHEUS
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.06 16:34:00 - [6]
 

That is one convinient way to put it, Jade...good job...

Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Rule One
Posted - 2003.08.06 19:30:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 06/08/2003 20:38:48
D'oh.

Wrong topic, correct reply.

Nariko Tenrai
Minmatar
Hayashikani Dynamics
Posted - 2003.08.06 19:53:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Nariko Tenrai on 06/08/2003 19:54:45
That two-post extravaganza was about one man leaving Venal? o.O

Constantine-san, the essence of eloquence is artful brevity.

tekforce
Viziam
Posted - 2003.08.06 20:02:00 - [9]
 

I speak on behalf of M0o and Sinister in this matter, and this morpheus fellow is in no way apart of us. Id like you to confirm things like members joining our corp before you publicly state it tti.

m0o tekforce out

Prophet Arames
Viziam
Posted - 2003.08.06 20:13:00 - [10]
 

Quote:
Anyone else getting bored of TTI already?

All they do is spread bullcrap and try to con people.

Sad.


Prophet Arames's eyes dart to one of his holo-vid screens that had flashed. Arames had all his screens set to flash in a soothing blue color when a TTI item had been found.

Try as he might, Arames could not find any reference to TTI in the original story...

Quote:
I speak on behalf of M0o and Sinister in this matter, and this morpheus fellow is in no way apart of us. Id like you to confirm things like members joining our corp before you publicly state it tti.

m0o tekforce out


Again, Arames takes a moment to see if there is some link to TTI that he might have missed... no, still not there...

Arames wonders how nearly every news story ends up a commentary against TTI...

Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Rule One
Posted - 2003.08.06 20:38:00 - [11]
 

I wondered what happened to my reply to a different topic.

Ye gads, multiple browsers can be embarrassing.

M0RPHEUS
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.06 21:16:00 - [12]
 

heh such a big deal...

Main
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.06 21:42:00 - [13]
 

Morpheus, i don't know whether you remember me in my rifter but i called you a petty thief and unsporting a week after uptime, glad to see you can't teach an old dog new tricks and you are still a low life.

Maybe space invaders are looking for a moo wannabe?

The Wretch
Cyberdyne Systems
Posted - 2003.08.06 22:17:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: The Wretch on 06/08/2003 22:19:59
Morph was okay by me, never had any problems with him. He recruited Cyberdyne into the alliance. See you around in EvE sometime I am sure.


M0RPHEUS
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.06 22:33:00 - [15]
 

nah, i canceled my account...btw the reason i quit the alliance was Space Invaders,so no thanks...gettin back into pro-warcraft...

M0RPHEUS
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.06 22:34:00 - [16]
 

oh yeah, i didnt steal jack **** except a probe for ****s and giggles...just for the record...

Tholian
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2003.08.06 22:37:00 - [17]
 

Looks like someone has pulled a Molly...Rolling Eyes

Viceroy
Posted - 2003.08.06 23:07:00 - [18]
 

I'm afraid the Space Invaders dont accept pathetic losers into their ranks. Trust is the primary aspect of our corporation, and i'm afraid that we have aquired some communication logs of this scumbag sucking up to The Reverand to get into m0o, and selling out the Space Invaders and the Venal Alliance in the process.

In this very amusing dialog we watch as this individual tries to sellout all the crumbs of information (not to mention all the crumbs of his dignity) that he managed to get from the Alliance about the Space Invaders (which is really not much, as he was not a very "trusted" person in the alliance) in hope that m0o would accept him into their ranks.

Apparently our rivals in m0o are not fools, so they chose not to accept this certain traitor into their ranks, and now, rejected from every door except that of the Brutor Tribe, he is leaving the EVE universe. Well that is a gain for us all i believe Wink

Main
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.06 23:31:00 - [19]
 

Ok, sorry for implying otherwise viceroy.

DrPRoberts
Caldari
Posted - 2003.08.07 00:36:00 - [20]
 

Morpheus, you .... why is your name in caps ?? Why are you named after a matrix character ? or possibly if you aren't totally lacking in culture after mr sandman :P

Anyway, have a nice life away from eve :P I'm sure we'll all miss you lots! Sad

Soul Reaver
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2003.08.07 07:12:00 - [21]
 

I heard he left because he couldnt stand the little script kiddies you have up therein Venal. The k3Wl doods who like to taunt in Local!




The Wretch
Cyberdyne Systems
Posted - 2003.08.08 05:40:00 - [22]
 

"I'm afraid the Space Invaders dont accept pathetic losers into their ranks. Trust is the primary aspect of our corporation, and i'm afraid that we have aquired some communication logs of this scumbag sucking up to The Reverand to get into m0o, and selling out the Space Invaders and the Venal Alliance in the process."

Mad




 

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