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Crepiscule
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.03 18:30:00 - [1]
 

I've heard a rumor that Concord has developed a new weapon that was supposed to help combat the "pirate problem".

Apparently the idea was to not only keep the aggressor from jumping through the gate during combat, but to also completely remove the pilot from his ship, there by making combat more fair.

It seems this new weapon has the effect of transporting the pilot of a ship to a new realm called "The Desktop". Some others have also reported be sent to yet another realm call "The Bios".

Unfortunately the weapon seems to have gone mental and targeting indiscriminately. Miners, traders, and pirates have all had this happen to them. Sometimes multiple times in one cargo run.

It might be wise to stick to safe areas until this weapon is back under control or destroyed completely.



Lardarz B'stard
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2003.08.03 18:57:00 - [2]
 

A corporation known in Amarr space only as 'Microsoft' headed by CEO William Gates is purported to be to blame. Corps in the Eve universe are encourage to smite this living hell and put a bounty on this evil Mr Gates

Torin
Minmatar
Red Bone Corsairs
Posted - 2003.08.03 22:01:00 - [3]
 

I have experienced this realm known as "The Bios". So....blue... I wish not to repeat the experience ever again.


Enraku Reynolt
Minmatar
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2003.08.03 22:28:00 - [4]
 

I went there..but I came back with a 650 carbide
too bad I use hybrids..but its a item I didnt have so its goes in with the collection

zincol
S.A.S
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2003.08.05 21:04:00 - [5]
 

i experianced the bios and a complete shut down to all systems,total knock out and then woke up and found my self in not such a pretty sight...Confused

Moses Alticpoco
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.05 22:13:00 - [6]
 

I have only experienced this once

DarkMan25
Amarr
the black leigon
Posted - 2003.08.06 03:28:00 - [7]
 

We did try to take on the mighty powers of MicroSoft Corp, we spent many months working on our new weapon prototype "Alternative OS" However, we were completely overthrown by Hybrid Lawsuits, they didnt destory prototype Alternative OS, but we had heard reports that parts of this weapon were being re-used by the mighty MS corp themselfs.

Gabriel Dumont
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2003.08.06 15:39:00 - [8]
 

In my Everlasting quest for knowledge I conducted a search for this apparently evil man William Gates. Though I have not actually located the man behind this annoying weapon (which is not new, just used more often of late), I have identified his base of operations!
Kernel.dll is the system you need to search out.
Happy Hunting!

Gabe P.I.

Viceroy
Posted - 2003.08.06 23:43:00 - [9]
 

We have reason to believe that "The Desktop" is actually the Jovian codename for a parallel dimension where Tech Level 5 Mining Lasers are produced.

In a great effort by me and my private TTI research team we succeded in opening a prototype portal to this parallel dimension. In a few days we managed to stabilize the portal using 300 warp core stabilizers 200 magnetic core stabilizers and 150 Pnemonic Stabilizers. In a few hours my team of TTI Tactical & Strategic Stealh Ops. were assembled and we entered the parallel dimension to find some mining lasers.

We were shocked to see hundreds of tube like containers in a totally white room, with humans inside them! Every few seconds a human vanished from a tube and another one reappeared! We tried to take screenshots with our equipment but we were horrified to see that when we tried to record something in this dimension we only got a black screen with "Tuning into sub-space frequencies" looping over and over again.

Even stranger, as we watched jovians approached the tubes and began taking notes while observing the people inside them! We hurried to help our fellow humans, but we could not open the tubes! Just then I heard a horrifying call from behind me, I turned around to see no other than a red haired gallentian lady that made me recall a certain "Pann".

Seeing that the jovians had now discovered us we rushed to get out of "The Desktop", and one of my members managed to steal a Tech Level 5 Mining Laser from the garbage bin next to our dimensional portal. Later I learned that there was a jovian Titan blueprint case right next to the garbage bin, we plan on stealing that the next time we venture into "The Desktop"

And can someone please tell me who Han Solo is? The jovians kept on looking at me and saying that name!


DarkMan25
Amarr
the black leigon
Posted - 2003.08.07 02:38:00 - [10]
 

I would like to concour with your findings, after the battle with MS Corp, we created to a scout party to locate "The Desktop".

However, we believe them to have missed "The Desktop" and we believed they landed in "The Bios" which was spoken about eariler.

Our last messege that came from scout leader was:

"OH MY GOD!! ITS ALL BLU........."

We havent heard from them since and deeply worried about their whereabouts, and information would be greatly recieved

Viceroy
Posted - 2003.08.07 09:26:00 - [11]
 

Yes this alternate reality in the parallel dimension of "The Desktop" has been located by my private TTI Reasearch team as well, we have tried to infiltrate the bios, but it seems that our life support systems do not function there. We have already lost 3 monkeys in our experiments and we are not very encouraged to enter this area.

ChaoticGhost
Minmatar
Firestorm Tactical Industries
Posted - 2003.08.07 21:42:00 - [12]
 

It seems that the 'spec' from kronokye pit (potw) was created by evil mr. gates. perhaps an antidode can be found in the desktop...?

Ingotonic
Posted - 2003.08.07 22:48:00 - [13]
 

Microsoft, Bill Gates?

Ah yes, tomorrow is the 6th Anniversary of his death:
http://www.webco.uk.com/edge/happy/hip97/9.gif
The aftermath:
http://www.webco.uk.com/edge/happy/hip97/37.gif

RIP


 

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