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Mammoth Hunter
Minmatar
Mammoth Hunter Corp
Posted - 2003.07.31 00:44:00 - [1]
 

An alliance of 400+ warships, frigates, and supply ships have failed to stop Tin Hau and Her followers in Taipan Corp.

Just this morning the alliance lost 2 ships. The remains were used to try and appease Tin Hau, but since DragonStar still refuses to donate a mere pitance of ISK to Tin Hau, She was not appeased.

I would suggest, if DragonStar still refuses to donate, that the alliance get more fighters. Another has seen the light, and joined Taipan Corp in its Most Holy works.

With 4 of us now, we are more than a match for 400 puny non-believers.

All Hail Tin Hau!

Einheriar Ulrich
Minmatar
Vengeance of the Fallen
Syndicate.
Posted - 2003.07.31 23:49:00 - [2]
 

Trust me dear Tuna Can worshippers, when we find you and your smelly little fish goddess, their will be nothing left of you are gang of crazies, go bark at the moon, or better yet slip away quitly, to some remote part of our galaxy, where no one can disturb your crazy rantings....

By the way, intelligence just informed, me where you usually hang out, we will meet soon, the stench of rotten fish travels before you..

So say I

Marduk Kell
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Posted - 2003.08.01 01:10:00 - [3]
 

Mmmm... I like tuna from a can!!

Enraku Reynolt
Minmatar
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2003.08.03 16:45:00 - [4]
 

I prefer fryied catfish myself

Entheos
Caldari
Hadean Drive Yards
Archaean Cooperative
Posted - 2003.08.04 09:03:00 - [5]
 

It would seem to me that your Religious corporation, followers of Tin Hau, have taken it upon yourselves to impress travellers for monetary constructs created by men, rather than seek to educate the masses of the benefits of following your God, Tin Hau. It is the bane of all organized religions throughout time that men who follow a chosen divine representation of some sort will seek to bend that deity's teachings to include some method for the leaders of said group/cult/body of worshippers to profit from it.

All throughout history men have fought wars, ****d, pillaged and sacked their way across planets/star systems/galaxies "In the name of *insert name of Deity here*" as justification for their Madness. Human history has been rife with religious groups who have sought personal power/domination over others for themselves, all in the name of a god/goddess.

What makes you so different? You come not with messages of "peace and Divine Enlightenment"...On the contrary, you bring messages of war, of murder, of senseless bloodshed and pillaging, and of extortion and ransom, all in the name of your god, Tin Hau. That there are four in your order tells me volumes regarding your purpose for worshipping Tin Hau. To use a quote whose author is unknown, "If it looks like a pirate, it acts like a pirate, and it talks like a Religious Zealot, chances are it's probably a pirate."

I have nothing wrong with wanting to accept donations to fund your cause. However, please drop the pretense of being religious fanatics and just acknowledge who and what you are.

Hell...Even Stavros, Jort, Molly and Setec aren't ashamed of the life they've chosen, and they've become the most sought after criminals in all of Tranquility. They like what they do, and they don't hide behind false pretenses of religion to make themselves appear to be something they are not. As much as it pains me to say, they are very efficient, cold-blooded killers who have mastered their craft, who kill because they find sport in it, not people who claim to be mounting some sort of crusade against all harvesting of resources, like those PETA people (People for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids).

So come out of your closets and face facts: You're pirates - deal with it. You're bad ones at that, too. Study those who've come before you, learn, adapt, overcome. People will have more respect for you if you post corpses in your hangar instead of pontificating...well, at least they will in your minds.

And remember: Don't pontificate...you'll go blind.

DrPRoberts
Caldari
Posted - 2003.08.04 16:27:00 - [6]
 

I wish to offer Tin Hau my allegiance, my admiration and my offer of assistance if she should ever require it. I admire the tenacity and devotion of your noble religion.

Unfortunately I am busy administrating my own corporation so I can't join you, however I will provide whatever assistance you should wish to accept.

VeNT
Minmatar
Freelancer Union
Unaffiliated
Posted - 2003.08.04 22:21:00 - [7]
 

I was wondering if you guys have ever thought of writing a book?
you seem to be able to make up storys about your comabat bonquests that belong in the "fantacy" section of any good book collection
you have twice tryed to destroy me and both times you have run away and hidden,
if you are so strong and have a god on your side then why do you not stand and fight like men, or whatever you call yourselves

Allison Shroud
Posted - 2003.08.05 03:19:00 - [8]
 

Perhaps the followers of Tin Hau are better than the old Earth religions--they do not seek to control our minds or souls, but merely ask for a bit of economic devotion.

And even if we were to simply consider them pirates, can we not appreciate and praise them for adding flavor and life to piracy? I would rather be attacked by a pirate with a penchant for drama and oratory than one who simply got satisfaction from hanging my frozen corpse in their office.

Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2003.08.07 12:23:00 - [9]
 

HAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Mammoth Hunter
Minmatar
Mammoth Hunter Corp
Posted - 2003.08.08 04:11:00 - [10]
 

All hail Tin Hau.

To all that have supported Tin Hau here, Thank you. Your comments has appeased Her.Very Happy

To all that have said that we have not "blown them up", that is not our goal. Our goal is to stop you from mining, any way possible. (This does not apply to those that have donated to Tin Hau.Wink)

By having you chase us, with lots of ships that could be mining, we have done our duty to Tin Hau.

All Hail Tin Hau.

annoing
Amarr
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2003.08.08 10:54:00 - [11]
 

Entheos:

At least they are doing this 'pirating' in a roleplay scenario.
I personally think they sound fun. I dont condone their pirating actions, but at least when they post about they do it in a fun way.

Bristoll
Caldari
The Penumbra Initiative
Posted - 2003.08.09 15:23:00 - [12]
 

Yeah, these guys are fun. Fun to play withSmile, fun to chaseVery Happy, and *especially* fun to podTwisted Evil.

As I don't often mine anything but Bist, they aren't even remotely annoying to me, and as it turns out, not even remotely annoying to Dragonstar anymore either.

But on a lighter note:

I will be sending my regards to Tin Can and the Flat Tires (Tin Hau and her Followers) at every opportunity. These guys are fun to play with, but when it comes to protecting my corp members from mindless religious cults (Anyone remember the Branch Davidians???) I react a bit more forcefully.

Good RP'ing, maybe I'll create a pirate alt to come harass your mains in their home turf and RP it as if I'm the Orkin Man on a psychotic episode and you're an overgrown Cockroach... Twisted Evil

Actually, I like the RP aspect of your operation and will keep it as that; your mains are safe. Very Happy



 

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