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Capn Blood
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.07.30 13:31:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Capn Blood on 30/07/2003 13:33:17
Edited by: Capn Blood on 30/07/2003 13:32:34
The delicate negotiations between Starbucks Intergalactic and Starbucks corporations have reached an impasse.
Lawyers working for both corporations have issued writs and counter-writs but there seems to be no way to resolve the name trademark problems.
So it is with heavy heart that I have to declare that the two corporations are now moving to resolve their problems in a more martial manner and both have filed a "Willingness of combatation" notification with Concord.

We at Starbucks Intergalactic can no longer tolerate having Starbucks shady reputation affecting out sales. We are the only corporation to fit our brand new Moas with Starbucks Intergalactic branded coffee dispensers and cup holders.

We will of course prosecute this corporate war in an open and profesional manner, targetting assets but always recognising the sanctity of life and refusing to fire upon any escape pod from a Starbucks ship.

We expect them to behave in a similar manner.

Capn Blood
Security Officer
Starbucks Intergalactic

Mordessa
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2003.07.30 14:00:00 - [2]
 

Rofl

So you wont pod your enemy and you expect your enemy to do the same....Rolling Eyes

Do you expect to cease all hostilities at at 4 o'clock everyday and have both sides meet at the nearest station for a cup of tea as well?Shocked

My god people war is war, destroy thier ships, pod thier pods and kill them all.
Let whatever God they pray to save thier sorry asses.Twisted Evil

Vendris
Posted - 2003.07.30 14:14:00 - [3]
 

I suppose the proposal of a merger never came up?

Harry Q
Posted - 2003.07.30 14:18:00 - [4]
 

Quote:


Do you expect to cease all hostilities at at 4 o'clock everyday and have both sides meet at the nearest station for a cup of tea as well?




Err...wouldnt it usually be coffee given the corps involved? Wink

Crepiscule
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.07.30 16:20:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Crepiscule on 30/07/2003 16:20:22
I'll take 2 Mocha's and 1 Grande sized Cup of WhoopAss. No foam or straws Laughing

Endureth
Heretic Army
B A N E
Posted - 2003.07.30 18:05:00 - [6]
 

I'm just suprised there are two corps named Starbucks. If they can't get along what hope does the galaxy have?

-E

Capn Blood
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.07.30 23:13:00 - [7]
 

If Starbucks start podding, then we unfortunately would have to return the favour Twisted Evil

However, the stopping at 4 for tea or coffee sounds just fine to me....it's just a job after all and my union says that I should get 2 coffee breaks and 1 lunch break each shift.
Of course our CEO sees things differently, damn slave driver Laughing

Anyway...if you are ever in need of a Moa, or Thorax now too, with the famous Starbucks Intergalactic branded coffee dispensers as a standard feature then please don't hesitate to contact us Smile

Hetfield
Gallente
StarBucks
Posted - 2003.08.01 04:09:00 - [8]
 

Well met Capn Blood. The few remaining members of the true Starbucks corp are surprised that war was issued so long after any communications had been sent. We have been in a vain struggle to engage you, but you have all eluded us well. I respect your concerns about the loss of life in this "War", but I am afraid that other members of Starbucks will not even hesitate to pull the trigger on a helpless victim.

As far as the "Coffee serving Cruisers" go, our high slots are not filled with "Expresso machines"....

Capn Blood
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.01 05:55:00 - [9]
 

Sorry for the delay but you know how these things go....
Endless board meetings, lawyers, paperwork etc etc etc.
Throw into that a CEO who swans off on holiday and you can start to see why these delays occur Smile

It seems that geography may be keeping our forces apart, perhaps we could discuss a meeting place to...umm...sort all this out? Twisted Evil

Torin
Minmatar
Red Bone Corsairs
Posted - 2003.08.01 06:27:00 - [10]
 

I'll take 2 Mochas and a Grande sized cup... Doh! Red Corsairs! You did it again!

I actually lost an unattended ship because some dolt failed to see the word "BONE" in our corp name.

Such is life.






Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.01 17:51:00 - [11]
 

...thereby indicating the primary component of his head. Wink

Yoshokun
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2003.08.02 06:33:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Yoshokun on 02/08/2003 06:34:26

Vente Soy Iced Chai, light on the ice. Thanks.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist... heh)

Capn Blood
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.02 19:52:00 - [13]
 

It's gratifying to see so many people out there interested in our product Laughing

Just remember that Starbucks Intergalactic branded coffees, teas, cocoas etc are of premium quality and never fail to satisfy.

Unlike the inferior products sold by a similarly named corporation.

We also sell a range of "enhanced" hot beverages.......

Minmatar coffee is 25% Irish whiskey.
Caldari coffee is 25% schnapps.
Gallente coffee is 25% brandy.
Amarrian coffee is fortified with sherry, something of an acquired taste, and not a large seller as yet.

We also have "enhanced" Teas and cocoas, but they don't quite move as many units as the coffees, although we have R&D and Sales working on new and exciting brands for these products.

Watch this space Smile

M0RPHEUS
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.08.02 20:24:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: M0RPHEUS on 03/08/2003 02:39:16
amarr coffe is 25% crap =)))

Capn Blood
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.02 21:16:00 - [15]
 

Nah Morph, you're thinking of Amarrians...and they're 100% crap Twisted Evil

Hetfield
Gallente
StarBucks
Posted - 2003.08.05 04:25:00 - [16]
 

This has been a very peacefull war.

Capn Blood
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2003.08.05 10:53:00 - [17]
 

Yeah, unfortunately you guys are on Gallente time and we are on Caldari Standard Time.

So we are 5hrs ahead...kinda making it difficult...we in bed when you on the prowl...you at work when we on the prowl.

We'll try and get it organised so we can meet up and do some wrecking Twisted Evil


 

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