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Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.04 17:27:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Shuo Ban on 04/09/2005 17:29:32
Through my many encounters with slavers, i have found it rather hard to understand a lot of their language and behavior.

I have searched a lot to try and decipher their rather strange language. The words me and my blade usually come across are ARGGHHHHH and EEEEEEEEE and AKKHHHH***HHHH..... I have tried to understand their meaning and failed ...
90 % of the attempts of communciation done by my blade usually end in the above words.

Even my interpretation skills failed as the strange language is beyond me ...
This unusual language is accompanied by uncontrollable spasms and heavy jerking motion usually resembling a worm twisting and turning ..... Slavers tend to fall on the floor and proceed with the above mentioned action 2 often. Rarely did a I find a specimen that stood upright while talking 2 my blade .

I have conducted several researches and again did not find an explanation.

Female slavers usually have a much higher pitch in their language. They also revert to hysterical defining screams as my blade attempts to communicate with them .... usually the communication ends after several seconds or minutes with no additional information.

My blade is still trying 2 analyse the words and has so far met with little success...

My analyses have yet to show what is the reason for this rather strange behavior .... more tests will be done on slavers when ever i get the chance and more data will be presented with my analyses.

Tsual
Minmatar
Posted - 2005.09.04 17:33:00 - [2]
 

usefull hint 1:
Using the edgeless side of the blade helps a lot in communication attempts.

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.04 17:42:00 - [3]
 

Intresting .... very intresting .... i think i did try that once, the butt of the blade acted as a communcation tool. Unfortunatly this method required frequent blows 2 the slaver's head and again i met the same result .... oh the words did change though it was EMPH... i think .... thank u 4 the feedback maybe i will try it again on my next slaver ..

Nero Scuro
Jejaikaro Corporation
Posted - 2005.09.04 21:13:00 - [4]
 

An attempt to understand Minmatar language and behaviour

One grunt yes, two grunts no.

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.04 21:19:00 - [5]
 

hmm intresting concept .... maybe a pattern can be taken from that remark .... some sort of code??

Oh and i dont grunt .... ok maybe a little ...

ITX 9
Posted - 2005.09.04 22:19:00 - [6]
 

I would like to help assist in this exparament!

I will volunteer my Blasters to talk to your blade. I think the data gained might be useful in some respect.

Please contact me if you wish to persue this course of action, fleshy human!

Aphoxema G
PONIES EVERWHERE
Posted - 2005.09.04 23:47:00 - [7]
 

This is'a formal request'a quit bein' such'a punt. That'is all, thank you.

Disclaimer: This'on't necessarily reflect'a views'a Aegis Milita, Ubiqua Seraph, The Amarr Empire, or any'a it's affiliates.

Azador Kavian
Amarr
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
Black Inquisition
Posted - 2005.09.05 03:23:00 - [8]
 

This 'Shubo Ban 'character reminds me of an old saying.

"He who thinks war to be sweet has never experienced it."

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.05 06:05:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Shuo Ban on 05/09/2005 06:05:05
u people have no heart for science ... my job is 2 learn ... analyze discover ... heck maybe those slaver creatures might be intelligent after all who knows ....

Cant a man conduct his experiments in peace? besides im sure no one will miss those slavers anyway ....

Shuo Ban thinks war tastes like chicken ....

vixen1808
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2005.09.05 07:01:00 - [10]
 

Shou Ban , unlike you I wont be having problems deciphering your language as my dagger cuts cleanly through your black heart... For I will know for certain then that the cries of pain and sheer terror in yours eyes mean only one thing : Your nothing but thankfully dead!!!Twisted Evil

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.05 11:15:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: vixen1808
Shou Ban , unlike you I wont be having problems deciphering your language as my dagger cuts cleanly through your black heart... For I will know for certain then that the cries of pain and sheer terror in yours eyes mean only one thing : Your nothing but thankfully dead!!!Twisted Evil


Hmm i do not understand the terror and pain thing u mentioned ..... oh and the dead part i like ..... soooo how about dinner next week? U do know that my blade will attempt 2 communicate with u dont u ??

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2005.09.05 13:37:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Rodj Blake on 05/09/2005 13:37:07


Your murders reveal your immorality.

That you proclaim your deeds so loudly reveals your lack of judgement.

Please report to the nearest SPCS re-education centre for treatment for your obvious psychosis.

vixen1808
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2005.09.05 13:59:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: vixen1808 on 05/09/2005 13:59:44
Quote:
Hmm i do not understand the terror and pain thing u mentioned .....
U do know that my blade will attempt 2 communicate with u dont u ??


My dear Shuo Ban, you will understand when the time comes..
you are more than welcome to join me, let the communication process begin...my dagger is prepared..




Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.05 15:04:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Rodj Blake
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 05/09/2005 13:37:07


Your murders reveal your immorality.

That you proclaim your deeds so loudly reveals your lack of judgement.

Please report to the nearest SPCS re-education centre for treatment for your obvious psychosis.


Hmmm i think the docter who checked my brain after the control chip overloaded said something similar before he gargeled his life away ....

Immorality ?? funny ... i say the same thing about slavers ..... i did not know u had a grasp of such advanced concepts .... or i think ur using words u do not understand ....

Yah blade i know .... he looks funny all Amarr slavers look funny ....

Lovely Vixen .... we shall soon meet .... my blade thinks ur pretty ..... then again so was my last date ....

Gray Falconer
Posted - 2005.09.05 17:45:00 - [15]
 

Sharpen that dagger of yours lassie and get that fire cookin...i smell Minmatar stew!




Gazon
Amarr
Epitoth Fleetyards
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2005.09.05 18:19:00 - [16]
 

Your willingness to learn is most fortunate. Since you tunred down Rodj's well-meant advice to submit to re-education, you should try and communicate with your blade yourself... Or let some other member of your straying comrades conduct the interrogation. as they say, there's nothing like a hands-on approach.

Nero Scuro
Jejaikaro Corporation
Posted - 2005.09.05 21:15:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Aphoxema G
This is'a formal request'a quit bein' such'a punt. That'is all, thank you.

Disclaimer: This'on't necessarily reflect'a views'a Aegis Milita, Ubiqua Seraph, The Amarr Empire, or any'a it's affiliates.


New study

Punt = dialect of grunt meaning 'sexy beast'

Aphoxema G
PONIES EVERWHERE
Posted - 2005.09.05 21:40:00 - [18]
 

FINALLY! SOME'ON GUESSED IT!

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.05 22:06:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Gazon
Your willingness to learn is most fortunate. Since you tunred down Rodj's well-meant advice to submit to re-education, you should try and communicate with your blade yourself... Or let some other member of your straying comrades conduct the interrogation. as they say, there's nothing like a hands-on approach.


Aye that i did ... several times mostly when i was a slave ... i think i was not a very nice slave .... but hey at least im trying .... I understand my straying comrades just fine its the slavers language that eludes me .....

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.05 22:08:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Shuo Ban on 05/09/2005 22:38:46
Originally by: Nero Scuro
Originally by: Aphoxema G
This is'a formal request'a quit bein' such'a punt. That'is all, thank you.

Disclaimer: This'on't necessarily reflect'a views'a Aegis Milita, Ubiqua Seraph, The Amarr Empire, or any'a it's affiliates.


New study

Punt = dialect of grunt meaning 'sexy beast'


ohhhh .... first time i was called sexy ... bin called beast and PIIIIIIIIIIIIG and scum etc... but first time sexy ... kinda makes me feel fuzzy inside.... So is that a date ??? u have 2 wait inline though .. Vixen asked first ...

Oh and i need a new education as much as u slavers need a new fanatic freedom fighter ....
What blade?? yah i know not the best example but hey im talking 2 slavers have 2 keep it simple ...

vixen1808
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2005.09.06 09:01:00 - [21]
 

Hands off AphoxemaMad ...He's mine!!

Gray Falconer
Posted - 2005.09.06 19:32:00 - [22]
 

Tsk Tsk tsk ...tell me lad..who was yer slaver? He went mighty wrong installin yer mind controlling cyber implant..then again maybe not..he did a good job messing up yer poor brain... tsk tsk tsk..

Tsual
Minmatar
Posted - 2005.09.06 19:57:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Tsual on 06/09/2005 19:59:28

Why does one need to be some psychotic, blooddrinking, massmurdering, racistic killer to look sexy for women?


Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.06 19:59:00 - [24]
 

nah it was fine ... before it short circuited and blow up ... or something .. cant remember his name really .....

Well i think that event changed my life .... it was then when i met my blade and i began to understand its words... learned its pain as a it was placed in display ... such a magnificent weapon is meant to be used not stored.

It learned of my pain and understood me as well now we are friends together we r happy and together we try 2 learn

I have found a nice young Amarrian slaver whom I will conduct another communication attempt with

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.06 20:06:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Shuo Ban on 06/09/2005 20:06:17
Originally by: Tsual
Edited by: Tsual on 06/09/2005 19:59:28

Why does one need to be some psychotic, blooddrinking, massmurdering, racistic killer to look sexy for women?




Ahhh unpredictability? Livin on the edge?? My dashing looks? my lovely sense of humor? Might be my blade though every 1 is trying 2 take it from me lately ..

Mystique00
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2005.09.06 21:56:00 - [26]
 

Gimme an S ...Gimme an H..Gimme a U ...Gimme an O...wat's da Spell? Shouuuuuu Ban!
Shuo Ban! He's our man..if he cant do it , no body can! Yeaaay!Laughing

Mystique Waves Her pom poms cheering Shou Ban on...

Shuo Ban
Minmatar
Military Factory 44
Posted - 2005.09.06 22:02:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Shuo Ban on 06/09/2005 22:02:07
See blade, aint galnet great?? yah i know u want me 2 post ur pic ... i will i promise ... i mean come on its not like female blades are gona chase u or something!!

OK ok im sorry i take that back dont be upset ....

Thx Mystique .... do u happen 2 have a female blade btw ??

Mystique00
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2005.09.06 22:10:00 - [28]
 

No Sad But I've got female pom poms ???Very Happy

Tsual
Minmatar
Posted - 2005.09.06 22:57:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Mystique00
No Sad But I've got female pom poms ???Very Happy


CoolTwisted Evil

Gray Falconer
Posted - 2005.09.07 07:40:00 - [30]
 

hmmm...Ye know lads? Its mighty odd bout them lassies havin a thing for our Psycho Ban boy over'ere..

..Odd..yes very odd indeed...



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