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Slithereen
Amarr
Posted - 2003.07.04 02:15:00 - [1]
 

called LIFE

Universe Design by Chief DEV, also known as God, the Alpha and the Omega, Jesus Christ, Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah...

GMs: various Saints, Prophets, Imams, Bodhisattvas, Priests, Monks...

Major Complaint #1

Combat is too quick! It takes a lifetime to build your body and years to train it to perfection, but only one bullet, one split second, and you're dead.

This major imbalance must be corrected. First, bullets must be slowed down like in the movies, allowing the target to see and dodge. Second, reflexes must be speeded up, so we can actually push bullets with a kung fu block. Third skin human armor values must be raised exponentially from the fragile skin to a thick scaled armor.

Major Complaint #2

Too many griefers fill this universe. People like Genghiz Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf ******. Recently we got ****** ******* and Osama Bin Laden. Despite recent measures, griefers like these are still at large and can create havoc.

Major Complaint #3

We need to nerf terrorists. Despite all measures, they can still slip in undetected and wreak havoc using simple inexpensive devices. For the cost of such weapons, the damage can be very immense, like what happened in September 11. This must be nerfed.

Major Complaint #3

Some weapons are too powerful. They need to be nerfed as well. For example, the atom bomb. The collateral damage is too great, and so is the damage to the environment. Excessive usage can make an entire planet unhabitable. If you have atom bombs in the hand of terrorist/griefers you can imagine the damage they can cause.

Major Complaint #4

Poor Customer Service from GMs. Instead of getting proper spiritual service, some religious GMs abuse children while others extol religious fanaticism and violence.

Major Complaint #5

Poor design of the economic system. In short, the rich gets richer while the poor gets poorer. Despite bug fixes that enable large amounts of the population to attain a decent living, the vast majority of the players are still living in abject, miserable poverty all around the world.

Major Complaint #6

Travel distances are too long! It takes hours to go from one end of the greater Los Angeles area to Orange County for example. Even by jet, it takes hours to fly from one city to another. Worst is interstellar travel---even if light speeds are attained, it takes YEARS to reach the next star.

Unless this bug is corrected, interstellar civilization would be most difficult to achieve.


Major Complaint #7

No CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION button. Man, this sucks. In order to quit this game, you have to put a gun in your head and shoot or jump off a cliff. This can be immensely painful.



Edited by: Slithereen on 04/07/2003 02:17:56

Cezanne
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2003.07.04 02:26:00 - [2]
 

May I take the honour of being the first person to lay a well deserved ROFL at your feet.

We are not worthy...

Hanns
The Second Sons
Posted - 2003.07.04 02:27:00 - [3]
 


Molly
Gallente
Doomheim
Posted - 2003.07.04 02:31:00 - [4]
 

Post of the day!


 

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