Posted - 2011.09.09 11:41:00 - [1
Hi there...--> Hello
I bought a drake this morning.--> mm, okay...congratulations..
Well, was good fun for a while, I mean, I did shoot some thing, man was great...--> Ok...and?
Well, here comes the bad s***t --> OK, I'm listening..
I met a titan --> It's possible, sure...
Yea Sherlock, it is, but wasn't fair ! --> What exactly wasn't fair?
Well, first of all it's too big ! --> Well, it is big indeed, it's the biggest ship in th...
Will you just listen to me? I had to scroll out too much and by the time I did that he killed me ! --> Yea, they usually kill fast smaller ships..What you suggest there?
Well, first of all can you make them same size as my drake? --> I'm afra...
Shut up! Not finished here! make him small...and he can never ever hit me again! --> It's a Titan, sir, he is big and strong...
Do you copy anything I say here??? --> Yes sir, I'm listening...
Should be a month or so since I started to play, I will get to max level soon I guess and fly a Titan ! --> I'm afraid this is not like other games...
What u mean? --> Well, you train in real time..
What's that? --> I mean, you need years of training to have a good character and fly many different kind of ships...
OMFG, OMFG !!!! years? I wanna fly it today ! --> Sir, I'm afraid it's not possible..
ZOMFG, WTF !!!! OK, OK...then make sure some things ! You make that titan small...he can never hit again my almighty drake and...and...make him look good, that's
all...No there is more...Paint it, make it look shiny, their pilots should be happy with that...It's a titan, so what??? years of training bla bla bla... NERF IT NOW !