Posted - 2011.09.05 19:51:00 - [1]

 

Edited by: Kazzzi on 05/09/2011 19:53:05

In the News.
New IGS forum eminent, new delicious TL;DR goodness to follow.

Galaxy.
13 -A- supercarriers that were fleeing a galactic spacemonster summoned from hell by the DRF accidentally'd into a Minmatar militia fleet.

Mugshots.
After receiving numerous sexually explicit evemails of escalating desperation, I have filed a restraining order against Cardinal Graelyn.

Politics.
Despite my superior diplomatic skills and charming nature, CVA have refused to set my alliance blue.

Upon suggestion by Marcos Dirritu, a committee of anonymous pacifists have changed the Any Color Never Shoot ROE, aka ACNS, to Any Color Never Engage or ACNE. Ushra'Khan has formally adopted ACNE, but only in Jovian space.

Announcments.
Sapphire Valadeus' Birth certificate has been discovered to be a forgery, DNA testing has confirmed she is indeed not one of my children and Concord has rescinded the child support order.

Music.
Jade Constantine's newly composed love song can be heard in elevators all across the cluster.

Education.
The definition of abolition finally has confirmation.

Fashion.
Experts agree, ties increase the likelyhood of office sex.

Spirituality and Cuisine.
Lord Vaari has been eaten by native cannibals while attempting to spread the word of God on the planet Kaztropol.