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Heathen Legion
Posted - 2011.09.05 19:51:00 - [1]

Edited by: Kazzzi on 05/09/2011 19:53:05

In the News.
New IGS forum eminent, new delicious TL;DR goodness to follow.

13 -A- supercarriers that were fleeing a galactic spacemonster summoned from hell by the DRF accidentally'd into a Minmatar militia fleet.

After receiving numerous sexually explicit evemails of escalating desperation, I have filed a restraining order against Cardinal Graelyn.

Despite my superior diplomatic skills and charming nature, CVA have refused to set my alliance blue.

Upon suggestion by Marcos Dirritu, a committee of anonymous pacifists have changed the Any Color Never Shoot ROE, aka ACNS, to Any Color Never Engage or ACNE. Ushra'Khan has formally adopted ACNE, but only in Jovian space.

Sapphire Valadeus' Birth certificate has been discovered to be a forgery, DNA testing has confirmed she is indeed not one of my children and Concord has rescinded the child support order.

Jade Constantine's newly composed love song can be heard in elevators all across the cluster.

The definition of abolition finally has confirmation.

Experts agree, ties increase the likelyhood of office sex.

Spirituality and Cuisine.
Lord Vaari has been eaten by native cannibals while attempting to spread the word of God on the planet Kaztropol.

Caellach Marellus
Nephtys Ventures inc
Posted - 2011.09.05 21:18:00 - [2]

May these never end.

Thanks for the laughs once again Sir.

Malcolm Khross
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
Posted - 2011.09.05 21:20:00 - [3]

Are you planning on doing these weekly, bi-weekly or monthly?

Jason Galente
mishima ryu
Posted - 2011.09.05 23:15:00 - [4]

Instant-classic, as always, Kazzzi.

I like the last one Very Happy

Haaranovor tenn
Space Marine Academy
Nulli Tertius
Posted - 2011.09.06 01:24:00 - [5]

These are wonderful, you may have missed a calling as a 'net pundit.

Heathen Legion
Posted - 2011.09.06 12:16:00 - [6]

Originally by: Malcolm Khross
Are you planning on doing these weekly, bi-weekly or monthly?

The frequency of the IGS TL;DR is based on a plethora of factors which are each in and of themselves TL;DR.

I will be adding an advice column to the IGS TL;DR. If you would like to submit a question, simply EVEmail it to me. If your question is selected, you will receive via contract some random stuffs in a random location.


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