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Stormhammer Investments
Posted - 2011.09.05 18:43:00 - [1]
 

Good evening dear reader. Tonight I present to you YABU! The brand new board game from Hasbro. It's the new game and the rage of America, don't you know.

Quite.

The game involves you, gentle market dweller(s), loaning 1 billion ISK and in 30 days getting it all back with 13% interest. Remarkable! It will surely take the boards by storm!

So down to the nitty gritty rules of the game. The who, what, where, why now?

Who?

Me. Rather, my station trader. The secret bonus player!

What?

Amount: 1 billion. It would be more but, well, rules is rules around these parts.

Where?

In a friendly main trading station near you. Plus some mission hubs.

Why?

I have about 3 bil already. However, it is tied up in various orders and other investments. Due to a recent incident and former partners going their seperate ways I am in need of liquid capital to develop my income and make monopoly money!

When?

30 days after the bond fills, creditors will be paid principle + interest.

But Stormie the trolls touched me in a bad place?

Yes. Yes they did. If they didn't then, son, I am dissapoint. It's a simple straightforward business proposition with the attendant risks involved with any of the offerings on this board that are not collateralized and no, I won't be giving API out either; to safeguard my other interests and investments.

SND TXT VRSN PLZ

1bn @ 13% 4 30 days K?

I may have room to negotiate on the 13% but can't blame a guy for trying to pinch a percent here and there!

Pledges for 20bn are very flattering but will be declined until such a time as an actual 20bn bond is required. Old bean.

Brock Nelson
Posted - 2011.09.05 18:52:00 - [2]
 

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Stormhammer Investments
Posted - 2011.09.05 19:04:00 - [4]
 

lol honestly not even any effort there. Did you guys just copy and paste? Tsk tsk. Awaiting interested parties.

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Hope I did it right! Just missing Jerry Pepridge and then we can get down to the serious business of actual interested risk/reward takers. Thank you, drive safely.

Atima
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House of Marbles
Posted - 2011.09.05 19:25:00 - [9]
 

Hell, if you're really lucky Misty Mcginnity will come out and play.

Mr LaboratoryRat
Confederation of DuckTape Lovers
Posted - 2011.09.05 19:40:00 - [10]
 

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Mr LaboratoryRat
Confederation of DuckTape Lovers
Posted - 2011.09.05 19:47:00 - [11]
 

Fisrt

u call me market dweller,

second, u can easy provide collatral but u wont

third u admit u has 3b and ask for 1b, so 25% profit = win for u

4th send my 3b and i send u 4 back, not a joke (dont tell my corpies couse they will send me isk Laughing)

5th get yourselve a believable alt, like brock nelson or curzon dax or that other dude starting with a v..somthing

6th i like tolling ppl

7th i like cheese

8th want some cheese?

9th u got any mail order brides u want to put up for collateral?

10th could u get some for me anyway?

11th pls?

12th I enjoy posting on eve forum more than i do playing eve

13th Would that be me or eve thats broken?

14th hmm no way i unsub my accout lols i love posting crap YARRRR!!

15th anyone think im wasting their time now? i woder his the op think so, he just entertained me with his post... or did i enterain myselve? omg i need a shrink...

Cyaxares II
Posted - 2011.09.05 20:04:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Mr LaboratoryRat
9th u got any mail order brides u want to put up for collateral?

nominated for MD Innovative Entrepreneur Award

Stormhammer Investments
Posted - 2011.09.05 20:47:00 - [13]
 

At least the laboratory specimen made an effort. Actually that would be 3 bil in orders and other ventures. I am offering an investment for my liquid capital requirement.

It is of course risky but then I've commented as much in a few other offerings. This just happens to be my one which is similar to those ones. I'm just not going to make a song and dance story about it. It's for station trading and there will be interest paid end of the duration.

Stormhammer Investments
Posted - 2011.09.06 10:57:00 - [14]
 

Well now the trolling and other posts are out the way this is officially open to interested investors as a genuine offering. I think it's reasonably similar to similar 1 bil offerings lately.

egola
Amarr
Posted - 2011.09.06 15:58:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Stormhammer Investments
Well now the trolling and other posts are out the way this is officially open to interested investors as a genuine offering. I think it's reasonably similar to similar 1 bil offerings lately.


why would you possibly think that its over?

Mr LaboratoryRat
Confederation of DuckTape Lovers
Posted - 2011.09.06 19:01:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Stormhammer Investments
I'm just not going to make a song and dance story about it.


U know what, if u do does that; i will send u the billion isk... But only if u put eefort in it and make me giggle...

Stormhammer Investments
Posted - 2011.09.06 19:09:00 - [17]
 

Sure why not. Here's one I made earlier. Much earlier. I had my business suit early in those days. Before the cloak.


 

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