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General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.09.02 21:21:00 - [1]
 

EWHAT DULL

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?






















Too




GO!

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.09.02 21:54:00 - [2]
 

Whats orange and looks good on a hippie?





























Fire.

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.09.02 22:02:00 - [3]
 

I started talking to a girl from Goonswarm in a bar last night.
"Oh god", she moaned, "you smell gorgeous - what is it?"

"Pies", I said.

Lykouleon
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.09.02 22:49:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
I started talking to a girl


And I knew it was a fictional story at this point.

dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.09.02 23:39:00 - [5]
 

my spidey sense tells me Windy is bored

0August0
Gallente
Gooch Unlimited
Posted - 2011.09.02 23:40:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Lykouleon
Originally by: General Windypops
I started talking to a girl


And I knew it was a fictional story at this point.


There is lots of fiction here.

Windy talking to a girl.
A girl in Goonswarm.
Goonswarm in a bar....

Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.09.02 23:56:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: dastommy79
my spidey sense tells me Windy is bored



I think Peter Parker might be on to something here....Very Happy

P.S. I love and miss you greatly Dasty!

Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.09.03 00:06:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Lykouleon
Originally by: General Windypops
I started talking to a girl from Goonswarm


And I knew it was a fictional story at this point.


How could you miss the most important part....

SunburnedFrog
Caldari
Capital Systems INC
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.09.03 03:49:00 - [9]
 

white man












































stole my hippe

Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.09.03 12:47:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: dastommy79
my spidey sense tells me Windy is bored


He should run for CSM again.

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.09.03 15:47:00 - [11]
 

Took my clothes to the cleaners today and said "Good morning! Would you mind awfully cleaning my clothes".

Laundrette said "Come again?"

"No, mustard".

mikeh24
Gallente
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
ROMANIAN-LEGION
Posted - 2011.09.03 16:25:00 - [12]
 

How do you make a fox run across Canada?











Chop his leg off.

XIRUSPHERE
Gallente
Deadly Intent.
Posted - 2011.09.05 03:20:00 - [13]
 

Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables?











The wheelchair always gets in the way.

Capricorn 0ne
Caldari
Broski Federation
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.09.05 08:06:00 - [14]
 

Hey Windypops did you know that if everybody had an ocean, across the USA, then everybody'd be surfin', like californ-i-a, you'd see'em wearin' their baggies, huarchi sandals, too, a bushy bushy blonde hairdo , surfin' USA.

You'd catch em surfin at del mar, ventura country line, santa cruz and tressels, australia's narabine, all over manhattan, and down doheny way

everybody's gone surfin'
surfin USA

its like 3 am here cut me some slack

Dray
Caldari
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.09.05 11:26:00 - [15]
 

Why did Lady Diana cross the road?























Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Sphit Ker
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.09.05 12:48:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Sphit Ker on 05/09/2011 12:48:22
How do you call a legless dog?





























You don't. Just go and fetch it.
edit: don't mention it

DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.09.05 14:37:00 - [17]
 

Dude, didn't you hear? The era of the CAOD troll has passed, replaced by the superior race of people like me who troll everywhere with impunity.

Sorry bro, you're an irrelevant man, left behind in the dust of a new golden era.

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.09.05 17:40:00 - [18]
 

I used to date a manic depressive, cross-eyed girl but we broke up.


She never looked forward to anything.

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.09.05 22:32:00 - [19]
 

How do you tell when the vegetables are done?

















The wheelchairs float to the surface

Sol Tai
Caldari
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
ROMANIAN-LEGION
Posted - 2011.09.05 23:24:00 - [20]
 

What did the Tsunami say to Japan.

















Nothing, it just waved.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.09.05 23:51:00 - [21]
 

What do you get when Goonies get the bright idea to use Dreads in Kehjari?






















Oh...........about 13 dead goonie dreads.....Razz

jizzlez
Gallente
Nasgul Collective
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.09.05 23:52:00 - [22]
 

What does the Starship Enterpize and toilet paper have in common?



















They both circle Uranus lookin for Klingons


 

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