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Dr Slaughter
Minmatar
Coreli Corporation
Naraka.
Posted - 2011.09.01 23:06:00 - [61]
 

code reviews.. anyone do them?

Guillame Herschel
Gallente
NME1
Posted - 2011.09.01 23:18:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Taleris Kline

While it is unfortunate to see any bugs get released, these are typically management decisions about what bugs can get through and what must be fixed prior to a release.



That's why we're piling the criticism onto management. You with us, or against us?

Ephemeron
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.09.01 23:21:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Guillame Herschel
Originally by: Taleris Kline

While it is unfortunate to see any bugs get released, these are typically management decisions about what bugs can get through and what must be fixed prior to a release.



That's why we're piling the criticism onto management. You with us, or against us?
CCP has some serious issues with management. They have like 300 people, dozens of devs for various parts of the gameplay. Yet they can't replace a cyno jump effect for 2 years. They can't fix the simplest game balance issues for years. This isn't because the devs are that incompetent. No one who can hold a job can be that bad, something's holding them back and steering them in wrong direction - their management.

KamikazeBrAzIl
Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2011.09.01 23:24:00 - [64]
 

This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.
This is a known issue and is being investigated.

I was there

Taleris Kline
Posted - 2011.09.02 00:20:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: Guillame Herschel
Originally by: Taleris Kline

While it is unfortunate to see any bugs get released, these are typically management decisions about what bugs can get through and what must be fixed prior to a release.



That's why we're piling the criticism onto management. You with us, or against us?


Totally agreeing that it was a questionable management decision, but not with the amount of rage. Is it an annoying bug that I'd like fixed as soon as possible. . . . YES!

Is this something that I'm going to let my blood pressure gets raised over. . . No

Invisusira
Posted - 2011.09.02 00:25:00 - [66]
 

And here I thought the WoW forums were bad, yeesh.

Varesk
Gallente
Maelstrom Crew
Posted - 2011.09.02 00:43:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
This is a known issue and is being investigated. There isn't a work around at the moment just be sure to check your fitting window before undocking until this issue is resolved.


So was this a "Know Issue" before you released this patch?

Whatever happened to Quality Control, The people that are suppose to catch this stuff before you release your final product? Maybe CCP should fire everone and hire people that actually play and likes the spaceship part instead of space barbie. Because if your quality control, ha joke, was doing their job they might have caught this.

XIRUSPHERE
Gallente
Deadly Intent.
Posted - 2011.09.02 01:03:00 - [68]
 

Carbon™ was there!

Piscis Net
Posted - 2011.09.02 01:12:00 - [69]
 

Wow, thanks CCP, just had a close one.
So the offline modules is just an annoyance?
I went into a mission with my Tengu and unknowingly had 2 missile launchers and MY SHIELD BOOSTER offline.
I was webbed and scrammed, not normally anything to worry about.
BUT with an offline shield booster I almost had them penetrate my shields by the time I killed the frigs and got the heck out of Dodge.... Shocked
My heartrate got a boost instead at the thought I might have to rebuy a TENGU (and all the fittings in it. Exclamation

Azure Moonlight
Atomic Core Industries and Science
Posted - 2011.09.02 01:13:00 - [70]
 

That is actually very funny Laughing

SupaKudoRio
Posted - 2011.09.02 02:01:00 - [71]
 


Living Dead Girl
Posted - 2011.09.02 02:02:00 - [72]
 

Originally by: Nomad Vherokic

"Mission control, we have a problem."
"Yes?"
"One of our booster rockets just fell off after launch."
"And? It's a known issue we are working on it."
"Erm... but they were falling off in the simulator for the last 6 months!"
"Nah. Hey we got monocles! If you guys look under your seats you can check out the groovy boots we just gave you! Cool!!!"
"Losing power. Eject! Eject! Aargh noooooooo, I pulled the eject lever! Help! Why are we looking at the space station on the monitor?!?!?! Noooo... We are going to die!"
"Hey guys, how are the boots?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Guys?"
"..."
"Hello? Ah, they must be shining their boots! Cool... Hey dude, nice pants they go well with those goggles, mmmm Chunky Chicken."




i lol'd.



Pr1ncess Alia
Posted - 2011.09.02 02:33:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Pr1ncess Alia on 02/09/2011 02:38:39
Originally by: Jada Maroo
This is why no one should bother bug testing for CCP. As someone who loves trying out the new stuff (and encountering the bugs they introduce) on Sisi, I've seen this happen over and over. Tester reports huge bug, developers do nothing and release anyway, players encounter huge bug, CCP acts dumbfounded.


This is pretty much the definition of not giving a **** about your own game.

Just keep sending in your sub money. That they care about. You? Your game experience? Not so much.

Unless you like clothes and paint jobs for MORE money on top of your subscription which gets spent to develop and support other games. That they might be able to do.


Originally by: Varesk
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
This is a known issue and is being investigated. There isn't a work around at the moment just be sure to check your fitting window before undocking until this issue is resolved.


So was this a "Know Issue" before you released this patch?

Whatever happened to Quality Control, The people that are suppose to catch this stuff before you release your final product?


I'm not sure why I need to tell you this but...

THE "PEOPLE" DON'T EXIST

There are no people working on Eve.

You envision this big operation with dozens of hands making sure your game is awesome? They don't exist. They are making other games.

They already have your money dude. They already have your money. Why would they need to do anything for you? Sorry dude, got your money already.

supersexysucker
Posted - 2011.09.02 02:38:00 - [74]
 

Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
This is a known issue and is being investigated. There isn't a work around at the moment just be sure to check your fitting window before undocking until this issue is resolved.


FUCᴋING FAIL CCP

Just jerk off in station guys haha... check your window everytime rofl.

How can WoT have way less bugs, and have new content like every 10days... eve can't even keep shᴉt working rofl.

Die already ccp DIE.

OT Smithers
Posted - 2011.09.02 02:47:00 - [75]
 

Edited by: OT Smithers on 02/09/2011 02:48:02
I am generally a solid CCP fan and actually enjoy defending them against the mouthbreating basement dwellers and monocle hating masses. But it's becoming more an excercise in creativity than debate. So here's my advice:

The goal of development is to IMPROVE the game.

I understand that game development is often a two-steps-forward, one-step-back kind of thing, but you guys are leaving off the first part. You're leaping seven steps to the side, doing a spin, then falling backwards and thrashing in the dirt like a kid in an anime induced seizure.

Stop it.

Work on things that make the game BETTER.








AlfaJon Donuts
Posted - 2011.09.02 04:54:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Zleon Leigh
Originally by: N1gella Laws0n
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
This is a known issue and is being investigated. There isn't a work around at the moment just be sure to check your fitting window before undocking until this issue is resolved.


1. Rollback to Pre Incarna.
2. Fire everybody who thought Incarna was a good idea.
3. Win back customers.
4. Profit.


THIS!



MORE This!

Thorn Galen
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.09.02 05:29:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: Information Agent
Would it be bold of me to suggest that this patch has been one of the smoothest and bug free patches rolled out to date, I mean its happened without a hitch.


Laughing


I hope that's sarcasm, because this was not a patch, it's called a botch. Offline modules they knew about on Sisi for months, but CCP decided to ship this botch. I cry sweet and salty tears when I see this continued disregard by CCP to its players. Obviously nothing new from what I gather reading all the forums, but COME ON!!! This is a disgrace, CCP !!!


Ishtara DuQuebec
Caldari
Exotic dancers School
Posted - 2011.09.02 06:17:00 - [78]
 

the thing i dont understand in this bug its


in the first mass test on beta a month ago

on voice we have half the develloper have this bug and 300 people have this bug too ...

but not corrected and its a know issue


Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Amarr
Posted - 2011.09.02 06:37:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: Ishtara DuQuebec
the thing i dont understand in this bug its


in the first mass test on beta a month ago

on voice we have half the develloper have this bug and 300 people have this bug too ...

but not corrected and its a know issue




Good luck trying to figure how could that be if we weren't talking about Crowd Control Productions, hf, that notorious indie developer who formerly had an interest in doing things right and lately has comitted itself into a suicidal disregard for whatever keeps the subscribers paying their bill.

Assaj Ventress
Posted - 2011.09.02 06:57:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Ishtara DuQuebec
the thing i dont understand in this bug its


in the first mass test on beta a month ago

on voice we have half the develloper have this bug and 300 people have this bug too ...

but not corrected and its a know issue



Heh, month ago. These offlining bugs have been on test server for months, since spring iirc. They have been reported in every patch. And yet they are here on TQ

Urgg Boolean
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:12:00 - [81]
 

CCP can't really manage an MMO. Maybe they should manage tennis courts!!! It sure would be a lot easier. It's PvP based, which supposedly they understand. Maintain the playing surface, netting, fencing, lines painted on the ground, nothing complicated like CarbonIO.

And they could have a vanity shop and sell miniskirts, special shoes and Gatorade! Placing the courts in a violent urban area would be like the Dust interface with first person shooters taking paid-for orders from the tennis players. I think it could work. They just need to translate their MMO vision into balls and rackets.

Forum Worrier
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:29:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: Urgg Boolean
CCP can't really manage an MMO. Maybe they should manage tennis courts!!! It sure would be a lot easier. It's PvP based, which supposedly they understand. Maintain the playing surface, netting, fencing, lines painted on the ground, nothing complicated like CarbonIO.

And they could have a vanity shop and sell miniskirts, special shoes and Gatorade! Placing the courts in a violent urban area would be like the Dust interface with first person shooters taking paid-for orders from the tennis players. I think it could work. They just need to translate their MMO vision into balls and rackets.


Ya'll would start *****in about the price of the sodas, the cost of tickets, the quality and construction of the seating, what kind of surface would be optimal for the time of year, that's before ya'll even got started on the actual rules of tennis.

Trolls Troll
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:31:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Forum Worrier

Ya'll would start *****in about the price of the sodas, the cost of tickets, the quality and construction of the seating, what kind of surface would be optimal for the time of year, that's before ya'll even got started on the actual rules of tennis.



Who knows on those forums, you might even get your name right.

Forum Worrier
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:35:00 - [84]
 

Edited by: Forum Worrier on 02/09/2011 07:35:16
Originally by: Trolls Troll

Who knows on those forums, you might even get your name right.


http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/using-apostrophes-to-show-possession.html

lrn2english

Trolls Troll
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:39:00 - [85]
 

Originally by: Forum Worrier


lrn2english


2 wrong's don't mak'e a righ't.

Thornat
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:44:00 - [86]
 

eh... <Insert Rage and Insults here>

I don't even have the energy anymore. FACEPALM!

Myfanwy Heimdal
Caldari
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:50:00 - [87]
 

Well, I've not seen anything this shoddy in years. I've been writing software for, gosh, coming up to 35 years and I can't remember seeing a company's product which was so ahead of the field mangled in such a lack-lustre and care free manner.

I have seen bad software products and I have seen really bad software products but to see something like EVE which was well written and developed turn into something as truly bad as it is now is simply breathtaking.

It simply beggers belief that the CCP management has allowed this to happen. The customers were unhappy with the first Incarna release and one would have expected that some effort would have been made in this patch/update to make the customers happier.

I see this update as something which is giving us two things:
1. Ship Exchanging
2. A new forum

The first simply doesn't work and the second is the worst looking dog's dinner that I have seen. Are these forums broken and requiring a fix? No.

I joked in a previous thread that we should be careful asking for ship spinning because we may get what we ask for. I think we got it; we have to go to the Fitting window each time we dock where, of course, we can spin the ship.

For the first time I am worried about the future of EVE. Really worried. If one can't test a simple function as undocking then what else is there being broken in the background?

For this offline module situation to happen can only mean that the code is extraordinarily badly written. I hate to think how what should be safely in one Class can affect what should be in another in such a way. There can only be some really poor coding going on behind the scenes.

At least we were promised that the targetting icons would be returned in this release...

Bubbles Udan
EVE University
Ivy League
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:51:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Digital Messiah
Originally by: Discrodia
Working as intended, eh?


You know, I like the whole carbonIO thing coming out. But I won't be playing until they fix this because of training times and life in general. So it's what ever for now.


CarbonIO is them attempting to fix a mistake they shouldn't have made in the first place, writing a game in python.

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
Posted - 2011.09.02 07:57:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: Mupdadoodidda Bix Nood
OH MY ****ING GOD!

This bug has been on SISI for MONTHS, and reported and replicated widely, and yet you STILL roll out this faulty content onto the main server?! LaughingLaughingLaughing


Really CCP, you fuc*ing FAIL hard.
WHat are you playing at....

I know delaying updates looks bad, but if you just delay with a messages saying "We are sorry, we have been unable to fix a bug that our Sisi bug hunters have made us aware of. We will rollout the update once this bug has been fixed, fly safe everyone"

Ok, you may get some forum rants, but nothing to the magnitude of rolling out updates with known reported HUGE bugs like this one.

To be honest, at the moment, you are sucking HARD!

Garia666
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
Xenon-Empire
Posted - 2011.09.02 09:29:00 - [90]
 

hehe i like the passion in these posts.. like when you still gave a ....
Anyway if this was known on the test server then its a big screwup..
this will impact any player so allot of **** will hit the fan..





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